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Twice, it would appear "My fingers couldn’t keep up with my brain, and omitted a compulsory word. | |||
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"This is giving me a cunt-ache
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My fingers couldn’t keep up with my brain, and omitted a compulsory word. "It's a cunt when that happens. | |||
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"I hate that fucking word "Cunty cunt cunt cunt | |||
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"I hate that fucking word "It does nothing for me  . | |||
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"Twatwaffle. I can’t say it yet because you know… I like being here " | |||
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"There are some good c*nts on this site, but also a few right c*nts too .. Scotland, where being a c*nt can be a good thing "Now now - we are avoiding the attribution of cuntishness. We are merely enjoying the sound of cunt, around other expletives. Even though you're right . | |||
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"Steady on there, chaps. "Davina is right. FAB Mods do need to protect people, so use your "cunts" wisely, as it were. | |||
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"There are some good c*nts on this site, but also a few right c*nts too .. Scotland, where being a c*nt can be a good thing " | |||
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"There are some good c*nts on this site, but also a few right c*nts too .. Scotland, where being a c*nt can be a good thing "It's a term of endearment back home | |||
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"There are some good c*nts on this site, but also a few right c*nts too .. Scotland, where being a c*nt can be a good thing
It's a term of endearment back home "Aye , example. You know John fae doon the road , he’s a good wee cunt | |||
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"Oh we're so pretty Oh so pretty We're vay cunt! " I see what you did there | |||
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"Cunt kebab the other pink meat " Is that Picasso, or Pollock? | |||
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"Cunt kebab the other pink meat Is that Picasso, or Pollock?" It’s so beautifully designed it can only be a Picasso masterpiece. Twisted, eroticism included. | |||
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"Cunt kebab the other pink meat Is that Picasso, or Pollock? It’s so beautifully designed it can only be a Picasso masterpiece. Twisted, eroticism included. "  | |||
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"Nope. Now I’ve written ‘corner’ too many times and it looks weird. Back to cunt, then." You made a corner of that mate | |||
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"Cunt is a very versatile word. ‘Dave’s a right cunt!’ ‘My cunt is veritably moist at this time good sir.’ ‘I’m feeling a bit cunty today.’ ‘The cuntitude of these people never ceases to astound me!’ I could go on…. "Cuntitude!  I think I've found another favorite word | |||
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"Cunt is a very versatile word. ‘Dave’s a right cunt!’ ‘My cunt is veritably moist at this time good sir.’ ‘I’m feeling a bit cunty today.’ ‘The cuntitude of these people never ceases to astound me!’ I could go on…. "Cunt, do go on please | |||
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"‘Tarquin was bereft of friends as he was renowned for his cuntery.’"
"Emperor, your Cuntificence has no equal". | |||
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"I hate that fucking word "Love it. Especially in bed. It just poured out of me in a dungeon last Sunday as I'm pounding someone strapped into submission. Two absolute cunts in a ball of sweaty cunty mess. In cuntish Town. | |||
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"Got rid of a cunt today " | |||
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"Cuntish " Is that because you are west of the Medway? Otherwise you would be 'of cunt'. | |||
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"I'm a cunt. I'm a cunt. Absolutely disgraceful, I should be ashamed of myself. The mr " Now then, there's really no need for that! | |||
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"What the fuck have I woken up to ?! "Cunt, maybe?  | |||
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"Did you know it’s the oldest word for female genitals in the English language? It goes all the way back to medieval times, at least. All our best swear words are four-letter ones. A hard sound to start, a very definite beginning. A soft, rounded vowel. The ‘n’ as a bridge, and then another exploding, hard sound to finish. You know you’ve started and ended with a cunt. " Its ability to satisfy far exceeds its often-perceived negativity, across all interpretations | |||
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"I hate that fucking word
Love it. Especially in bed. It just poured out of me in a dungeon last Sunday as I'm pounding someone strapped into submission. Two absolute cunts in a ball of sweaty cunty mess. In cuntish Town. "That's a nice story | |||
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"I'm a cunt. I'm a cunt. Absolutely disgraceful, I should be ashamed of myself. The mr Now then, there's really no need for that!"
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"What the fuck have I woken up to ?!
Cunt, maybe?
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"Did you know it’s the oldest word for female genitals in the English language? It goes all the way back to medieval times, at least. All our best swear words are four-letter ones. A hard sound to start, a very definite beginning. A soft, rounded vowel. The ‘n’ as a bridge, and then another exploding, hard sound to finish. You know you’ve started and ended with a cunt. " But..but... Prick is one of my favourites. Maybe I'm a boring cunt but Im not a big fan of the word cunt | |||
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im with Boo, not my favourite word!
Prefer a good 'fuck' | |||
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"I'm a cunt. I'm a cunt. Absolutely disgraceful, I should be ashamed of myself. The mr Now then, there's really no need for that!
Well played sir, well played. ( doff’s cap )
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"‘….And here comes Kane to take the penalty. Ohhh no! He’s completely cunted it!’ "Jesus - I saw, heard, and felt all of that Sensual. And the replay! Brilliant | |||
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"‘….And here comes Kane to take the penalty. Ohhh no! He’s completely cunted it!’
Jesus - I saw, heard, and felt all of that Sensual.
And the replay!
Brilliant "The ball was last seen somewhere over Huddersfield prompting a spate of UFO reports. It was as cunty as can be | |||
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"Scunthorpe " Or affectionately known buy us Scunny haters Cunthorpe | |||
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"It's gone quiet on here. Perhaps my "Cunt" has just dried up?" Lube | |||
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"It's gone quiet on here. Perhaps my "Cunt" has just dried up? Lube "Lube u 2 LB xx | |||
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"It's gone quiet on here. Perhaps my "Cunt" has just dried up? Lube
Lube u 2 LB xx " | |||
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"It's gone quiet on here. Perhaps my "Cunt" has just dried up? Lube
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"What’s 69% worse than man flu? Cunt-aches "
Did it just arrive? xxxx | |||
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"What’s 69% worse than man flu? Cunt-aches
Did it just arrive? xxxx"It did xxxx The other one too | |||
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"Cunt is a term of endearment in certain circles. " Nice location you have there - I was in Collioure late April. Fuck me it's a bit nice !! | |||
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"What’s 69% worse than man flu? Cunt-aches
Did it just arrive? xxxx
It did xxxx
The other one too " Double Cunt Delight | |||
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"What’s 69% worse than man flu? Cunt-aches "I love it | |||
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"What’s 69% worse than man flu? Cunt-aches
I love it "She's been there...got all the t-shirts too xxxx | |||
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"What’s 69% worse than man flu? Cunt-aches
I love it
She's been there...got all the t-shirts too xxxx"Me too… my latest one says “I will not love you long time” | |||
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"CUUUUUUUUUUNT You know who you are "
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"There's no I in team. That's true sir, but there is a U in cunt." I use this daily | |||
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"There's no I in team. That's true sir, but there is a U in cunt. I use this daily "I'm jealous I rarely get the opportunity. | |||
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"There's no I in team. That's true sir, but there is a U in cunt. I use this daily
I'm jealous I rarely get the opportunity. "Come work at my place… you’ll love it | |||
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"Cuntwomble if fem Cockwomble if male "Been too long since I said cockwomble And I thank you now I have cuntwomble too!! | |||
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"Well, that was a bit of a cunt ."But you cunting got through it! | |||
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"Well, that was a bit of a cunt .
But you cunting got through it!"I bet Daizy has an amazing tasting cunt | |||
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" Nice location you have there - I was in Collioure late April. Fuck me it's a bit nice !!"I can't stand the place! It's a nightmare to park and there's too many folks all grumpily flip flopping around in the heat begrudgingly paying a fortune for an ice-cream and a cold beer. It at its best very early morning and through the winter. I take that back, it does have a certain charm. The picasso was taken off the walls in the bar though as it was worth more than the building it was housed in. | |||
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" Nice location you have there - I was in Collioure late April. Fuck me it's a bit nice !! I can't stand the place! It's a nightmare to park and there's too many folks all grumpily flip flopping around in the heat begrudgingly paying a fortune for an ice-cream and a cold beer. It at its best very early morning and through the winter. I take that back, it does have a certain charm. The picasso was taken off the walls in the bar though as it was worth more than the building it was housed in. ""Early morning....Winter....and Picasso" are all I need . | |||
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"I see you Sensual. I see you pmf. For if I did not, what sort of cunt am I?" S-tier Nicky s-tier That's why I like you. You're Ryu, Marshal Law and Raiden all rolled into one. | |||
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"I see you Sensual. I see you pmf. For if I did not, what sort of cunt am I? S-tier Nicky s-tier That's why I like you. You're Ryu, Marshal Law and Raiden all rolled into one." Thank you Hans - I had a vague notion of the meaning there, but had to Google. Praise indeed, and for what it's worth - I like you too, and your presence here . | |||
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"I see you Sensual. I see you pmf. For if I did not, what sort of cunt am I? S-tier Nicky s-tier That's why I like you. You're Ryu, Marshal Law and Raiden all rolled into one. Thank you Hans - I had a vague notion of the meaning there, but had to Google. Praise indeed, and for what it's worth - I like you too, and your presence here ."You are very welcome and thank you. | |||
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"It's been a bit cunting hot this week, hasn't it?" Certainly Undressing Nightly To Instigate Naked Groping.. dull and breezy with intermittent pissing rain here today | |||
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"It's been a bit cunting hot this week, hasn't it?" The cunting heat has left chaffing on top of chaffing Mr | |||
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"It's been a bit cunting hot this week, hasn't it? The cunting heat has left chaffing on top of chaffing Mr" | |||
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"Cockwomblery - the act of cockwombling - also performing the role of cockwomble. "That's the perfect ratio - three variants of cockwomble = one application of cuntery. | |||
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"Cunty McCuntface"
I had Nicky McFuckFace as my username 6 months ago . | |||
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"Nigel farage " Please - there are limits!!! | |||
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"Nigel farage Please - there are limits!!! "Gives true cunts a bad name!! | |||
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"Nigel farage Please - there are limits!!!
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"I’m feeling mightily hot and cunty today "Chunty? | |||
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"I’m feeling mightily hot and cunty today
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"I’m feeling mightily hot and cunty today
Chunty?
Or possibly Cunthy? "We're getting there, but they're both missing something...a drop of magick to bring it together... Don't know what it is though... | |||
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"I’m feeling mightily hot and cunty today
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Or possibly Cunthy? "Thounds a bit too lithpy. | |||
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"I’m feeling mightily hot and cunty today
Chunty?
Or possibly Cunthy?
Thounds a bit too lithpy."I was leaning towards "swuntering" for a nice elision of sweltering and cunty/ing...but it still doesn't quite cu(n)t it.... | |||
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"I believe it was Nelson Mandela who said “no kid is born a cunt” … or was that mother Theresa? " Wasn't it Princess Cuntana, in that tunnel? | |||
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"Thank you fellow cunters. Can anyone tell me please - when will this cunt of a thread close?" Long may this cunting continue say I | |||
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"Thank you fellow cunters. Can anyone tell me please - when will this cunt of a thread close? Long may this cunting continue say I " - The baton may pass to you Sensual for "Cunthead Revisited" . | |||
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"Thank you fellow cunters. Can anyone tell me please - when will this cunt of a thread close? Long may this cunting continue say I
- The baton may pass to you Sensual for "Cunthead Revisited" ."A glorious period drama and cunting combination - the BBC will be eager to adapt it I’m sure | |||
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