FabSwingers.com forum: Tell me a joke

By *randmrsbigboobs OP Couple
24 weeks ago

romsey

Feeling a bit meh this evening so I want to turn it around..

Send me your jokes..

Dad jokes..

Dirty jokes..

Any jokes!

I LOVE a good joke

Mrs BB

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By *allandathleticMan
24 weeks ago

Asgard

Knock knock

Whos there?

I amap...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
24 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

I went to the drs. last week.

I said Dr. Help me. I'm always feeling kinky.

Dr. Says .......hmmmmmm turn around and take all your clothes off. I'm a bit kinky myself.

Dr. Says....... You may get dressed now.

I said. Oh Doctor I didn't feel a thing.

Dr. Says......Well I told you I was kinky , ive just shit in your handbag.

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By *iscreetMeets99Man
24 weeks ago

Edin/Ggow

What's the difference between a joke and 3 cocks...?

Your mum can't take a joke.

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By *lassy2Couple
24 weeks ago

sutton Coldfield

Went to the garage last night had to put some air in my tyres it cost me £1.00 last month when I checked them it was only 50p - that’s inflation for you!

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By *ermite12ukMan
24 weeks ago

Solihull and Brentwood

News just in. The CEO of Dulux has been found frozen to death, at the top of Mount Everest.

The search party reported, that he probably needed another coat.

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By *exbecs24Woman
24 weeks ago

Folkstone

The government resigned and giving us all 5m each every year

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By *urnedoutniceagainMan
24 weeks ago

louth

I’ve just been to a Mary Poppins themed restaurant. Super cauliflower cheese but the lobster was atrocious!

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By *exbecs24Woman
24 weeks ago

Folkstone

Sex is now going to be taxed we all have to raise our right arm for a fuccc tax and you all see it on pay slip as bonkers tax

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By *rBobbMan
24 weeks ago

Birmingham

What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your hands in a buffalo

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
24 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

What do you do with a Jewish ADHD sufferer?

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By *inosaur PantsMan
24 weeks ago

Stourbridge

What's the difference between Jam and Peanutbutter?

I can't Peanutbutter my dick up your bum.

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By *verageSausageMan
24 weeks ago

Flintshire

I've just ordered 1 chicken and 1 egg from Amazon.

I'll let you know which comes first.....

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By *urnedoutniceagainMan
24 weeks ago

louth

What do Dwarfs and midgets have in common?

Very little

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By *otBrunetteHimCouple
24 weeks ago

birmingham

What does a man with a 2foot cock have for breakfast??

Today I had a boiled egg!

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By *randmrsbigboobs OP Couple
24 weeks ago

romsey

I love these guys! Please keep them coming

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

I recently opened a company selling trampolines disguised as prayer mats.

Prophets are going through the roof

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By *obilebottomMan
24 weeks ago

All over

Son: “Dad, did you get the results of the DNA test back?”

Dad: “Call me George.”

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By *quizzlyMan
24 weeks ago

Ryde

Two monkeys are sitting in a bath. One goes "OOO OOOO OOOO!" The other says "well put some cold water in then."

(it's better in person honest)

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By *ust another WonkoMan
24 weeks ago

here and there

What do you call a spider with ten eyes?.

Spiiiiiiiiiider

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By *urnedoutniceagainMan
24 weeks ago

louth

I went to the doctors and said I have a recurring dream where I have a twin brother and we are always camping he said”. Calm down you’re 2 in tents “

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By *ntrigued555Couple
24 weeks ago

Shropshire

Bill and Ben were in bed..

Bill says Flobalobalob

Ben says Swallow it

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By *ddie1966Man
24 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

How do you keep a sextrovert in suspense......

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By *ggdrasil66Man
24 weeks ago

Saltdean

"What do you do with a Jewish ADHD sufferer?

Mr "

Keep him away from Gaza!

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By *aughty nights 50Couple
24 weeks ago

long eatin

What did one saggy tit say to the other saggy tit ?

We better get some support or people will think we’re nuts ha ha

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
24 weeks ago

St Leonards

"I went to the drs. last week.

I said Dr. Help me. I'm always feeling kinky.

Dr. Says .......hmmmmmm turn around and take all your clothes off. I'm a bit kinky myself.

Dr. Says....... You may get dressed now.

I said. Oh Doctor I didn't feel a thing.

Dr. Says......Well I told you I was kinky , ive just shit in your handbag."

That one makes everything else worth it.

I genuinely snorted xxxxx

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By *ustincamebridgeCouple
24 weeks ago

manchester

Whilst in a lift I asked a woman: “can I smell your fanny’? She slapped me and said “NO!” I said “it must be your feet then”

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By *exbecs24Woman
24 weeks ago

Folkstone

A fab male sunbathed nude and burnt his dick

His doctor said to cool it down in cold milk

His blonde girlfriend comes home and says I always wondered how you reloaded that thing

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By *rBobbMan
24 weeks ago

Birmingham

A white horse walked into a bar, The barman said we have a whiskey named after you. The horse what Eric?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
24 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

"A white horse walked into a bar, The barman said we have a whiskey named after you. The horse what Eric?"

ffs ..... I read that twice before the light came on

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By *rBobbMan
24 weeks ago

Birmingham

"A white horse walked into a bar, The barman said we have a whiskey named after you. The horse what Eric?

ffs ..... I read that twice before the light came on "

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