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By *parkle1974 OP Woman
24 weeks ago

Leeds

What is your most used swear word?

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By *ake_or_deathMan
24 weeks ago

Manchester

Fucksake.

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By *allandathleticMan
24 weeks ago

Asgard

Oooooooohhhh good one.

Golly gosh.

But I only use it under extreme circumstances.

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By *r SproutMan
24 weeks ago

the middle

It’s got to be fuck. I even greet people at work by telling them to fuck off

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By *ittlebirdWoman
24 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Twatwaffle.

It’s not but I’m not going to type see you next Tuesday today. I promised

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By *ex HolesMan
24 weeks ago

Up North

Gosh

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
24 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Cunt

It's probably actually fuck. It is a very utilitarian (that's not the word, but it's nearly the word) expletive.

But cunt is my favourite

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By *randmrsbigboobsCouple
24 weeks ago

romsey

Fuck

Or shit

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By *rBobbMan
24 weeks ago

Birmingham

"Twatwaffle.

It’s not but I’m not going to type see you next Tuesday today. I promised

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

The very versatile cunt pops up a lot in my day to day vocabulary

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By *aizyWoman
24 weeks ago

west midlands

"Gosh "

Bloody hell... your profile pic Rex!

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By *rBobbMan
24 weeks ago

Birmingham

Bollocks

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By *929Man
24 weeks ago

newcastle

Cunt as I like it to call people usually paired with either useless, stinking or wooden heeded

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By *eliWoman
24 weeks ago

Probably fuck.

I do use cunt.

I'm trying to curb my swearing.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
24 weeks ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"You Fucking Genius" is my favourite sentence, which can also be said in a variety of tones, depending on my mood at the time

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By *allandathleticMan
24 weeks ago

Asgard

OK OK your fowl language lead me to this. My favourite is a combination.

You fucking useless moonfruit.

Is often used at work.

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

Twat or plonker

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By *avexxMan
24 weeks ago

cheshire

bollocks,, dont use fuck or cunt much fuck ive just said it

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By *hunky GentMan
24 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Bollocks - I even belch it (occasionally).

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By *r John WickMan
24 weeks ago

The Continental

Fuck

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By *eroLondonMan
24 weeks ago

Covent Garden

Whippersnapper.

Why use monosyllabic cuss words when four syllables will suffice?

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

Blinking aider.

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By *luebell888Woman
24 weeks ago

Glasgowish

Shit. Don't really use anything else.

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
24 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

Blast

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By *ascaIMan
24 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

Like the majority it’s probably fuck.

Dick head and bellend most often when I’m driving.

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By *winglow777Man
24 weeks ago

selkirk

Cunt

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By *enegadeMMan
24 weeks ago

Oxfordshire

Fucksake!!! It suits most circumstances without being too extreme

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By *ot to giggleWoman
24 weeks ago

Coventry

*fuck * but having to curb it due to my client group! and must remember not to laugh when one of the kids says something

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By *ANDA!Man
24 weeks ago

DUMFRIES

1 - fuck. Used in a variety of ways

2 - cunt. Again, deployed in many different ways

3- wanker. Usually when faced with other road users that lack skill. And common sense

4- arsehole. Usually aimed at the kids when they're being arseholes

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By *ell GwynnWoman
24 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

Shit, fuck, and knob. Other cuss words are occasionally used.

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By *ripfillMan
24 weeks ago

havant

Bollocks

You know shit about fuck

Proboscis twat

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
24 weeks ago

little house on the praire

for fucks sake

Twat

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
24 weeks ago

Newcastle

Fuck or tosser. Or tosspot if I fancy a change

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By *allandathleticMan
24 weeks ago

Asgard

"Fuck or tosser. Or tosspot if I fancy a change"

In a geordie accent

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
24 weeks ago

Newcastle

"Fuck or tosser. Or tosspot if I fancy a change

In a geordie accent

Of course

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
24 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

Cuntybollocks

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By *ake_or_deathMan
24 weeks ago

Manchester

"Cuntybollocks "

Is that a Bottom reference?

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By *unch XXXMan
24 weeks ago

liverpool

Nonce

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

In English, I rarely utter swear words but when I do it’s usually shit.

In my first language, I have uttered swear words twice in my life. It was the equivalent of fuck you and go fuck your self.

To me, swear words in English feel empty and lacking soul. In my first language they feel like daggers through the heart when used.

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By *a LunaWoman
24 weeks ago

South Wales

Fuck

Most recently used the other day when I exclaimed to my dog “what the fuck is that?!” when I saw a deer (doe) on our woodland walk.

I need to remember my dog is not Scooby Doo and won’t reply to me

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
24 weeks ago

Sherwood Forest

C**t or dickhead... mainly whilst driving

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By *DawgXXXMan
24 weeks ago

Cardiff

Probably, ‘fuck’ and usually in, ‘for fucks sake’ but my favourite for making an impact is, ‘cunt’ particularly in a phrase like, ‘oi cuntface’!

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By *andy CanesWoman
24 weeks ago

south

Tw*t

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By *iaisonseekerMan
24 weeks ago

Liverpool

Son of a bitch (Peter Griffin-style)

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By *usanStoHelitWoman
24 weeks ago

liverpool

Fuck. It's such a fantastically useful word. Billy Connolly puts it best imo

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By *loats777Man
24 weeks ago

leyton

Probably “that’s cute” it’s annoying

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By *inosaur PantsMan
24 weeks ago

Stourbridge

Bellend

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By *ddie1966Man
24 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Buggeration

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By *loats777Man
24 weeks ago

leyton

Disgustination. Not a curse word I’m aware it’s just funny

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By *till gameMan
24 weeks ago

two doors down

Bawbag

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By *urry BlokeMan
24 weeks ago

Stalybridge

"Fucksake."

Is that a Manchester thing?

Cos it's mine too - and I must hear it about 40-50 times a day at work

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By *cotsguyyMan
24 weeks ago

Belfast

Aaaaaarse!!

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
24 weeks ago

somewhere

Fuck at the moment. Cunty bollocks is another favoured one presently

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
24 weeks ago

Essex

Arse

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple
24 weeks ago

St Neots

Fuuuuuuck.. Usually as a term of endearment when her ass/tits are looking particularly good that day

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By *hunky GentMan
24 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Arse"

And you've got such a great one too.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
24 weeks ago

Southampton

Bollocks

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By *hunky GentMan
24 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Bollocks"

Great big hairy sweaty ones.

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By *mmaleiaWoman
24 weeks ago

East Northamptonshire

Cunt. I was never aloud to say it

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By *oubleswing2019Man
24 weeks ago

Colchester

I have different swear words depending on the company I am in.

For polite, genteel and formal company, it'll be "Oh dear", or "Oh Buttons", or "Blast".

For informal known company it varies depending on the company itself.

I was taught to "modulate" my language depending on the social group I was with at the time, and adopt their parlance and manner of speaking, including colloquialisms and swear words, as they would feel comfortable with.

Which essentially means having to remember which Venn group knows me speaking in which particular way and what dynamic I used with that group.

It can get a bit exhausting !

(And before anyone says "Just be yourself". I don't even have a "myself." I am just one persona after another, depending on context and social group.

My old elocution teacher once said, "We all wear masks". I embraced that fully.)

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

I think fuck is the most obvious one, right?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
24 weeks ago

North West

"Fucksake.

Is that a Manchester thing?

Cos it's mine too - and I must hear it about 40-50 times a day at work "

Probably. I use it all the time

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