FabSwingers.com forum: One Bollock Forum Photo Challenge....

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Start date : Tuesday 11th.

End date : Sunday 16th @ 5 p.m.

Rules. ( Pics MUST be posted publicly and NO one should contact me privately )

1.Pics should have only ONE ( a single ) bollock on show.

2.Bollocks should be real if you have one.

3. Bollocks may be artificial if you don't have any.

4. They may be constructed from any material including flesh

5. My decision is final and points will be given for the following criteria :-

i) Makes me laugh

ii) Makes me balk

iii) Is taken in the most unexpected surrounding.

Go! Be creative!

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Point of clarification: when you say “only one bollock on show” does that mean that nothing else can be on show apart from that bollock, or is it that only one of your two bollocks (if you have two, not all guys do

), may be available for viewing

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Oh my lord, Granny, this is glorious

Mrs TMN x

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"They may be constructed from any material including flesh"

We’ve hit peak fora, everyone.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Point of clarification: when you say “only one bollock on show” does that mean that nothing else can be on show apart from that bollock, or is it that only one of your two bollocks (if you have two, not all guys do

), may be available for viewing "

Good Question ...... so ...... clarification

It does not matter how much of you is on show but one bollock must be peeping , hanging , pointing , swinging OR simply just visible ( naked ) but the other one must not.

e.g. Decadent Devon , legs akimbo , hand over bollocks and squeezes on through finger and thumb..... ORRRRRRRR

Decandent Devon , ladies panties on, pulling them aside at the crotch , revealing one hairy dangler with googly eyes stuck on it .... ORRRRRRR

One glittery bollock.

One sticking out of a split milk carton

One poking out of a yoghurt pot

One resting on someone elses nose.....

Does that clear up your issue DD ?

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

), may be available for viewing

Good Question ...... so ...... clarification

It does not matter how much of you is on show but one bollock must be peeping , hanging , pointing , swinging OR simply just visible ( naked ) but the other one must not.

e.g. Decadent Devon , legs akimbo , hand over bollocks and squeezes on through finger and thumb..... ORRRRRRRR

Decandent Devon , ladies panties on, pulling them aside at the crotch , revealing one hairy dangler with googly eyes stuck on it .... ORRRRRRR

One glittery bollock.

One sticking out of a split milk carton

One poking out of a yoghurt pot

One resting on someone elses nose.....

Does that clear up your issue DD ?"

So one on a golf tea would work?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

), may be available for viewing

Good Question ...... so ...... clarification

It does not matter how much of you is on show but one bollock must be peeping , hanging , pointing , swinging OR simply just visible ( naked ) but the other one must not.

e.g. Decadent Devon , legs akimbo , hand over bollocks and squeezes on through finger and thumb..... ORRRRRRRR

Decandent Devon , ladies panties on, pulling them aside at the crotch , revealing one hairy dangler with googly eyes stuck on it .... ORRRRRRR

One glittery bollock.

One sticking out of a split milk carton

One poking out of a yoghurt pot

One resting on someone elses nose.....

Does that clear up your issue DD ?

So one on a golf tea would work? "

Superb !

Might have been easier to say one bollock must be hidden or not in sight ..... fuff me!

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

), may be available for viewing

Good Question ...... so ...... clarification

It does not matter how much of you is on show but one bollock must be peeping , hanging , pointing , swinging OR simply just visible ( naked ) but the other one must not.

e.g. Decadent Devon , legs akimbo , hand over bollocks and squeezes on through finger and thumb..... ORRRRRRRR

Decandent Devon , ladies panties on, pulling them aside at the crotch , revealing one hairy dangler with googly eyes stuck on it .... ORRRRRRR

One glittery bollock.

One sticking out of a split milk carton

One poking out of a yoghurt pot

One resting on someone elses nose.....

Does that clear up your issue DD ?

So one on a golf tea would work?

Superb !

Might have been easier to say one bollock must be hidden or not in sight ..... fuff me!"

Nah you’re all good I was being a pedant. Only cos I wanted your DD one bollock fantasies to be committed to print. Noted and blushing xx

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Entries must appear on this thread.

That must be enough rules now.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"They may be constructed from any material including flesh

We’ve hit peak fora, everyone."

This is precisely what people get up for in the morning! or half way through the night.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Hang on a minute. I already have a single-ball photo in my gallery somewhere. I’ll wait until Torso Tuesday is over and pop it out for a showing.

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

This has given me an idea for a prime time TV show, Guess the Bollock. Celebrities display tasteful pics of their bollock and contestants get clues to guess who it is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha watch this space! I love wacky challenges

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about both bollocks Granny?

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By *inxy777Woman
over a year ago

essex

"How about both bollocks Granny?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Rex hangs low.

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"How about both bollocks Granny?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about both bollocks Granny?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"How about both bollocks Granny?

Thanks Granny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

where did my googly eyes go

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Just for clarity it can/ought to remain located within the scrotum?

I'm not convinced about my scalpel skills, I'm ok shaving with a razor and building a fire with a hatchet, but that's about it.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Couldn’t you have started this the day after One Tit Tuesday?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Hang on a minute. I already have a single-ball photo in my gallery somewhere. I’ll wait until Torso Tuesday is over and pop it out for a showing.

Excellent attitude!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Couldn’t you have started this the day after One Tit Tuesday?

Okay...... it starts tomorrow. Early entries will be accepted.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Game.

The mr

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"This has given me an idea for a prime time TV show, Guess the Bollock. Celebrities display tasteful pics of their bollock and contestants get clues to guess who it is."

It's on BBC3. It's called Tricky Testes and Celebrity Lastchancers!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"How about both bollocks Granny?

Disqualified on the grounds of looking like an old swingers chest n neck on Brighton Beach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How about both bollocks Granny?

Disqualified on the grounds of looking like an old swingers chest n neck on Brighton Beach"

I’ve never felt so humiliated

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Just for clarity it can/ought to remain located within the scrotum?

I'm not convinced about my scalpel skills, I'm ok shaving with a razor and building a fire with a hatchet, but that's about it."

The rules do not mention anything about the location. Scrotal or non-scrotal seems to fulfill the brief. Pop 'em out

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By *ed MartinMan
over a year ago

Shefford

"This has given me an idea for a prime time TV show, Guess the Bollock. Celebrities display tasteful pics of their bollock and contestants get clues to guess who it is."

I may or may not have been part of a drinking game in my youth which used this exact format. Apart from the celebrities, that is, because NDAs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I may have just been esc0rted off the 221 bus for trying to take a photo of one bollock projecting through my suit trousers. Could someone come and bail me out at Haringey nick?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"How about both bollocks Granny?

Disqualified on the grounds of looking like an old swingers chest n neck on Brighton Beach

I’ve never felt so humiliated

Don't worry. You are winning so far.

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"Just for clarity it can/ought to remain located within the scrotum?

I'm not convinced about my scalpel skills, I'm ok shaving with a razor and building a fire with a hatchet, but that's about it.

The rules do not mention anything about the location. Scrotal or non-scrotal seems to fulfill the brief. Pop 'em out

I have a hard time resisting authoritative instruction. I'm checking which one is the most photogenic now.

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

Does have to be left or right bollock Granny.......

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Does have to be left or right bollock Granny......."

Well one or the other. Unless you have a central or a rear bollock.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

I would caution all men over a certain age without pert bollocks that trying to balance a singular bollock on anything without his mate Waldorf trying to join him is challenging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would caution all men over a certain age without pert bollocks that trying to balance a singular bollock on anything without his mate Waldorf trying to join him is challenging "

I only have one, he is on his own, his mate Goebbels left him...

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Don't panic folks. You have until Sunday 4.p.m. to enter here

The aroma will be bewitching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does this count - poor lonely Adolf

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Start date : Tuesday 11th.

End date : Sunday 16th @ 5 p.m.

Rules. ( Pics MUST be posted publicly and NO one should contact me privately )

1.Pics should have only ONE ( a single ) bollock on show.

2.Bollocks should be real if you have one.

3. Bollocks may be artificial if you don't have any.

4. They may be constructed from any material including flesh

5. My decision is final and points will be given for the following criteria :-

i) Makes me laugh

ii) Makes me balk

iii) Is taken in the most unexpected surrounding.

Go! Be creative!"

Granny I love you for this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Entry posted

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Does this count - poor lonely Adolf

Awwwwwwwww, I miss my tortoise

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Entry posted

Pretty high on the chuckle scale ....

Looks like morph

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Entry posted

Pretty high on the chuckle scale ....

Looks like morph "

just dont tell prey she went nuts the last time i posted googly eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a thread of nightmares.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is a thread of nightmares."

it always is when wonko is in

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Cardiff

This is class

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"This is class

I agree. Class is what we are all about.

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Cardiff

"This is class

I agree. Class is what we are all about. "

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Uploaded for your approval, Granny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Uploaded for your approval, Granny"

I'm disturbed

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Uploaded for your approval, Granny

I'm disturbed"

Yes we know Coyote but Willy's one bollock will blow you away .....

Bloody strong contender !

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"This is class

I agree. Class is what we are all about. "

Lower class?!

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"Uploaded for your approval, Granny

I'm disturbed

Yes we know Coyote but Willy's one bollock will blow you away .....

Bloody strong contender !"

Ladies if you don't fab it, you lose it

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"Uploaded for your approval, Granny

I'm disturbed

Yes we know Coyote but Willy's one bollock will blow you away .....

Bloody strong contender !

Ladies if you don't fab it, you lose it"

Do you promise?!

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"Uploaded for your approval, Granny

I'm disturbed

Yes we know Coyote but Willy's one bollock will blow you away .....

Bloody strong contender !

Ladies if you don't fab it, you lose it

Do you promise?!"

Only if I get the hat trick

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Uploaded for your approval, Granny

I'm disturbed

Yes we know Coyote but Willy's one bollock will blow you away .....

Bloody strong contender !

Ladies if you don't fab it, you lose it

Do you promise?!

Only if I get the hat trick "

Is it always a different colour to your body? I think your pants may be a bit tight

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Beef! Remember Bob Mortimer as Ray Mears? You must recreate that!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I have a strong urge to smack Rex's bollocks and set them swinging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Beef! Remember Bob Mortimer as Ray Mears? You must recreate that!

J "

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I think this is my favourite thread of all time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think this is my favourite thread of all time."

Even with Wonko taking part?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"I think this is my favourite thread of all time.

Even with Wonko taking part?

But what a part !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This may be a bit of an ask…

But do any of you fellas have a bollock I can play with for a while to get a picture?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This may be a bit of an ask…

But do any of you fellas have a bollock I can play with for a while to get a picture? "

Yes

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"This may be a bit of an ask…

But do any of you fellas have a bollock I can play with for a while to get a picture? "

What's your photoshop skills like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This may be a bit of an ask…

But do any of you fellas have a bollock I can play with for a while to get a picture?

What's your photoshop skills like?"

Not as good as yours…..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This may be a bit of an ask…

But do any of you fellas have a bollock I can play with for a while to get a picture?

Yes "

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Beef! Remember Bob Mortimer as Ray Mears? You must recreate that!

J "

I don't think I have short enough shorts, but I do have some jeans that have worn through.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

Manchester(ish).

"This is class

I agree. Class is what we are all about. "

Is this a classless competition Granny ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"This is class

I agree. Class is what we are all about.

Is this a classless competition Granny ? "

Of course! Individuality is what it's all about. Oh and recognising the individual but mostly ....... it's bollocks.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I think this is my favourite thread of all time.

Even with Wonko taking part?

Yours has made my day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well i was just laughing about this at tea time

This afternoon i strutted around with a pretend bollock, wondering what it would be like to have two the size of peaches swinging between my legs

In!!

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Looking forward to seeing the results!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

When I see a plump bollock ball peeping out from a pants leg I want to suck it.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Well i was just laughing about this at tea time

This afternoon i strutted around with a pretend bollock, wondering what it would be like to have two the size of peaches swinging between my legs

In!! "

What did you use? I'm considering a poached egg with food colouring in clingfilm. That could work.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Come on the WOMEN !!!

I mean ...... they're putting in the most work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well i was just laughing about this at tea time

This afternoon i strutted around with a pretend bollock, wondering what it would be like to have two the size of peaches swinging between my legs

In!!

What did you use? I'm considering a poached egg with food colouring in clingfilm. That could work.

J "

Telegram incoming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will this do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By the way. I hope you appreciate this. I fear I will never ever be offered the sex again!!!

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"Will this do?"

Love it.

Sort of.

Maybe not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will this do?"

It’s beautiful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will this do?

It’s beautiful

Let’s bash balls…

Like a sexy fidget spinner

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"Will this do?

It’s beautiful

Let’s bash balls…

Like a sexy fidget spinner"

Conkers*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will this do?

It’s beautiful

Let’s bash balls…

Like a sexy fidget spinner"

Like Newton’s Cradle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will this do?

It’s beautiful

Let’s bash balls…

Like a sexy fidget spinner

Like Newton’s Cradle?

That’s the one.

C’mon Rexie, let’s be sexy

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"Come on the WOMEN !!!

I mean ...... they're putting in the most work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think this is my favourite thread of all time.

Even with Wonko taking part?

Yours has made my day."

So I'm the thread winner then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come on the WOMEN !!!

I mean ...... they're putting in the most work

We all know women can't multi task when there is a bollock on show

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I think this is my favourite thread of all time.

Even with Wonko taking part?

Yours has made my day.

So I'm the thread winner then? "

I'm not the adjudicator, sorry.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Will this do?"

Are those Rex's ?

I can see TWO DEAUX BOLLEAUX !

funny tho ......

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Will pop C’s pic back up tomorrow…getting strange messages and it’s night crawler time now so don’t know what we’d wake up to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will this do?

Are those Rex's ?

I can see TWO DEAUX BOLLEAUX !

funny tho ...... "

Technically yes. . .

Rex lent me his bollox.

A collaballration if you will

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By *eordie.Woman
over a year ago

The Sticks

Best

Thread

Ever

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Two very strong contenders right now.

Keep the entries coming in. Ladies don't think you cannot show your cahones cos you cahan!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Here you go Granny. One bollock. Just the one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread has been exactly what I needed - I never thought I'd say that about one bollock.

Thanks granny, this has cheered me up now end

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

London

This thread has convinced me to not go unlos as yet.

Thanks GC and all the participants. Faith in Fab restored.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Ok, back out

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By *coobyABCMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Always up for a challenge

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Ok, back out

Where is your bollock ?

There's still time to enter !

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Always up for a challenge "

Do I see 1 and another 1 ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Here you go Granny. One bollock. Just the one."

Well done. Clearly a helpful and literate gent who isn't shy to get one out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have I won yet?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Have I won yet? "

Nearly Wonko but it's only fair that I judge fairly and on the date specified as t his is so important in many peoples lives.....

Have you seen the bollocks behind the hope ..... ?

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

"Ok, back out

Where is your bollock ?

There's still time to enter !"

Have to keep hiding the pic.

It’s not a good look and we’ve just started chatting to a few hot people who will no doubt question their judgement and/or their eyes.

We get weird messages from the pic

Will pop it back out this evening!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Will pop it back out this evening! "

Be gentle! You don’t any mishaps.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Does it have to be my bollock?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Two very strong contenders right now.

Keep the entries coming in. Ladies don't think you cannot show your cahones cos you cahan!"

Mine have shrivelled up and retreated inside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm out!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Does it have to be my bollock?"

No it can be hubbies if you don't have time to make one

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Ok, back out

Where is your bollock ?

There's still time to enter !

Have to keep hiding the pic.

It’s not a good look and we’ve just started chatting to a few hot people who will no doubt question their judgement and/or their eyes.

We get weird messages from the pic

Will pop it back out this evening! "

Oh Gawd..... that made me laugh. Just pop it back on on Sunday afternoon

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By *eordie.Woman
over a year ago

The Sticks

"Ok, back out

Where is your bollock ?

There's still time to enter !

Have to keep hiding the pic.

It’s not a good look and we’ve just started chatting to a few hot people who will no doubt question their judgement and/or their eyes.

We get weird messages from the pic

Will pop it back out this evening! "

Please say it has googly eyes on it

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
over a year ago

A den in the Glen

Bookmarking for inspiration and return

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Tomorrow is Thursday....... Still 3 days to get all Teste.......

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Bumping for the 1000's of entries today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bumping for the 1000's of entries today"

Your hopeful

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By *coobyABCMan
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Always up for a challenge

Do I see 1 and another 1 ?"

2 for the price of 1

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Bumping for the 1000's of entries today

Your hopeful "

Well optimism is best Wonko ....

Have you been nobbled ? Where's your pic ? it was great!

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Well I balls’ed that challenge up……

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love you

Nah, bollocks

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bumping for the 1000's of entries today

Your hopeful

Well optimism is best Wonko ....

Have you been nobbled ? Where's your pic ? it was great!"

I withdrew it

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Bumping for the 1000's of entries today

Your hopeful

Well optimism is best Wonko ....

Have you been nobbled ? Where's your pic ? it was great!

I withdrew it"

Ah ..... the withdrawal method ... was the competition stiff ??

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Raising the dead one more time !

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By *eordie.Woman
over a year ago

The Sticks

Bumping the bollock for my entertainment

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Any more bollocks before the weekend ?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Any more bollocks before the weekend ?"

How’s it going Granny?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Any more bollocks before the weekend ?

How’s it going Granny? "

I won't have a hard time judging

Let's just say that.

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"Any more bollocks before the weekend ?

How’s it going Granny?

I won't have a hard time judging

Let's just say that.

Granny, I had to remove mine as I had a few messages saying it was a little disturbing. I hope you don't mind

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Any more bollocks before the weekend ?

How’s it going Granny?

I won't have a hard time judging

Let's just say that.

Oh right

Sad times. I was waiting for all the ball(s)

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Any more bollocks before the weekend ?

How’s it going Granny?

I won't have a hard time judging

Let's just say that.

Granny, I had to remove mine as I had a few messages saying it was a little disturbing. I hope you don't mind"

I do mind but it's burned on my brain so you are still in the comp...

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Any more bollocks before the weekend ?

How’s it going Granny?

I won't have a hard time judging

Let's just say that.

Oh right

Sad times. I was waiting for all the ball(s)"

I expected more entries from women and more humongous balloon type bollocks .... maybe everyone is busy in the craft room crafting.......

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Any more bollocks before the weekend ?

How’s it going Granny?

I won't have a hard time judging

Let's just say that.

Oh right

Sad times. I was waiting for all the ball(s)

I expected more entries from women and more humongous balloon type bollocks .... maybe everyone is busy in the craft room crafting......."

Some of us have work to do, Granny

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By *illy IdolMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"Any more bollocks before the weekend ?

How’s it going Granny?

I won't have a hard time judging

Let's just say that.

Granny, I had to remove mine as I had a few messages saying it was a little disturbing. I hope you don't mind

I do mind but it's burned on my brain so you are still in the comp...

Perfect!

Also happy to dm you the pick x

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Any more bollocks before the weekend ?

How’s it going Granny?

I won't have a hard time judging

Let's just say that.

Oh right

Sad times. I was waiting for all the ball(s)

I expected more entries from women and more humongous balloon type bollocks .... maybe everyone is busy in the craft room crafting.......

Some of us have work to do, Granny

As do I. I hope no one is making assumptions as i'm just getting used to allowing the ageisms to roll over me.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Any more bollocks before the weekend ?

How’s it going Granny?

I won't have a hard time judging

Let's just say that.

Granny, I had to remove mine as I had a few messages saying it was a little disturbing. I hope you don't mind

I do mind but it's burned on my brain so you are still in the comp...

Perfect!

Also happy to dm you the pick x"

Can do. I recall a jacket clad Willy, with one foot on a chair with one billhollock poking out of his skiddies

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By *adgerMan
over a year ago

york

Giant raspberry anyone?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Well done Padger! We need more people with your get up n go attitude. This definitely fulfils one of the criteria

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By *adgerMan
over a year ago

york

"Well done Padger! We need more people with your get up n go attitude. This definitely fulfils one of the criteria "

Presumably (ii) as it did me

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Order ! Order !

Ladies and Gentlemen

The competition for the OneBollock Challenge has been closer than Rex's arse cheeks on a prison stint.

After much consideration , the judges (me) had to enlist the assistance of a superjudge (me) before a final decision put an end to much heated debate and fierce fighting for forum favourites!

Thank you to all who gave their free time and of course their reputation and dignity.

So without much more ado I will announce the three finalists in a very perculiar order.

2nd for the most inedible raspberry this side of the multiverse ......... ( drum roll )

PADGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

3rd for the dangliest set of goolies ever to appear between a woman's legs and for 'beeeeeeing a woman! uh uh ohhh with dangly go nads.. that smell like a dogs dad , uh oh ohhhhhhh .... Itssssss ( drum roll ) Mrs. Misty Peaks !!!!!

Yeahhhhhhhh thunderous applause.......

Okay Okay Calm Down, Calm Down!

The Top Spot....... The numero uno ..... The one and only ...... Yup that's right... It's our number one super guy ...... He's quicker than jizz in the eye !

. HONG KONG PHOOOOEYYYYYYYYY !

More applause than Taylor Swift at Anfield on her second night !

EVERYONE ! must thank the entrants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(Wipes tear from leg…)

I’d like to thank my agent (Rex), my family & friends.

I couldn’t have done this without the support of my fan(s).

It was a tight competition (it was tight in my pants too). Well done everyone.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Big round of applause for Granny, for putting in the work on this thread.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Big round of applause for Granny, for putting in the work on this thread. "

Totally agreed. Thanks Granny. It’s made me laugh really really hard

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Big round of applause for Granny, for putting in the work on this thread. "

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I vote for more Granny C forum challenges.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I vote for more Granny C forum challenges. "

Oh yes, please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"(Wipes tear from leg…)

I’d like to thank my agent (Rex), my family & friends.

I couldn’t have done this without the support of my fan(s).

It was a tight competition (it was tight in my pants too). Well done everyone."

Fab Save the Queen

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