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"They may be constructed from any material including flesh" We’ve hit peak fora, everyone. | |||
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"Point of clarification: when you say “only one bollock on show” does that mean that nothing else can be on show apart from that bollock, or is it that only one of your two bollocks (if you have two, not all guys do ), may be available for viewing " Good Question ...... so ...... clarification It does not matter how much of you is on show but one bollock must be peeping , hanging , pointing , swinging OR simply just visible ( naked ) but the other one must not. e.g. Decadent Devon , legs akimbo , hand over bollocks and squeezes on through finger and thumb..... ORRRRRRRR Decandent Devon , ladies panties on, pulling them aside at the crotch , revealing one hairy dangler with googly eyes stuck on it .... ORRRRRRR One glittery bollock. One sticking out of a split milk carton One poking out of a yoghurt pot One resting on someone elses nose..... Does that clear up your issue DD ? | |||
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"Point of clarification: when you say “only one bollock on show” does that mean that nothing else can be on show apart from that bollock, or is it that only one of your two bollocks (if you have two, not all guys do ), may be available for viewing Good Question ...... so ...... clarification It does not matter how much of you is on show but one bollock must be peeping , hanging , pointing , swinging OR simply just visible ( naked ) but the other one must not. e.g. Decadent Devon , legs akimbo , hand over bollocks and squeezes on through finger and thumb..... ORRRRRRRR Decandent Devon , ladies panties on, pulling them aside at the crotch , revealing one hairy dangler with googly eyes stuck on it .... ORRRRRRR One glittery bollock. One sticking out of a split milk carton One poking out of a yoghurt pot One resting on someone elses nose..... Does that clear up your issue DD ?" So one on a golf tea would work? | |||
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"Point of clarification: when you say “only one bollock on show” does that mean that nothing else can be on show apart from that bollock, or is it that only one of your two bollocks (if you have two, not all guys do ), may be available for viewing Good Question ...... so ...... clarification It does not matter how much of you is on show but one bollock must be peeping , hanging , pointing , swinging OR simply just visible ( naked ) but the other one must not. e.g. Decadent Devon , legs akimbo , hand over bollocks and squeezes on through finger and thumb..... ORRRRRRRR Decandent Devon , ladies panties on, pulling them aside at the crotch , revealing one hairy dangler with googly eyes stuck on it .... ORRRRRRR One glittery bollock. One sticking out of a split milk carton One poking out of a yoghurt pot One resting on someone elses nose..... Does that clear up your issue DD ? So one on a golf tea would work? " Superb ! Might have been easier to say one bollock must be hidden or not in sight ..... fuff me! | |||
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"Point of clarification: when you say “only one bollock on show” does that mean that nothing else can be on show apart from that bollock, or is it that only one of your two bollocks (if you have two, not all guys do ), may be available for viewing Good Question ...... so ...... clarification It does not matter how much of you is on show but one bollock must be peeping , hanging , pointing , swinging OR simply just visible ( naked ) but the other one must not. e.g. Decadent Devon , legs akimbo , hand over bollocks and squeezes on through finger and thumb..... ORRRRRRRR Decandent Devon , ladies panties on, pulling them aside at the crotch , revealing one hairy dangler with googly eyes stuck on it .... ORRRRRRR One glittery bollock. One sticking out of a split milk carton One poking out of a yoghurt pot One resting on someone elses nose..... Does that clear up your issue DD ? So one on a golf tea would work? Superb ! Might have been easier to say one bollock must be hidden or not in sight ..... fuff me!" Nah you’re all good I was being a pedant. Only cos I wanted your DD one bollock fantasies to be committed to print. Noted and blushing xx | |||
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"They may be constructed from any material including flesh We’ve hit peak fora, everyone." This is precisely what people get up for in the morning! or half way through the night. | |||
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"How about both bollocks Granny? " | |||
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"How about both bollocks Granny? " Thanks Granny. | |||
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"Hang on a minute. I already have a single-ball photo in my gallery somewhere. I’ll wait until Torso Tuesday is over and pop it out for a showing. " Excellent attitude! | |||
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"Couldn’t you have started this the day after One Tit Tuesday? " Okay...... it starts tomorrow. Early entries will be accepted. | |||
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"This has given me an idea for a prime time TV show, Guess the Bollock. Celebrities display tasteful pics of their bollock and contestants get clues to guess who it is." It's on BBC3. It's called Tricky Testes and Celebrity Lastchancers! | |||
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"How about both bollocks Granny? " Disqualified on the grounds of looking like an old swingers chest n neck on Brighton Beach | |||
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"How about both bollocks Granny? Disqualified on the grounds of looking like an old swingers chest n neck on Brighton Beach" I’ve never felt so humiliated | |||
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"Just for clarity it can/ought to remain located within the scrotum? I'm not convinced about my scalpel skills, I'm ok shaving with a razor and building a fire with a hatchet, but that's about it." The rules do not mention anything about the location. Scrotal or non-scrotal seems to fulfill the brief. Pop 'em out | |||
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"This has given me an idea for a prime time TV show, Guess the Bollock. Celebrities display tasteful pics of their bollock and contestants get clues to guess who it is." I may or may not have been part of a drinking game in my youth which used this exact format. Apart from the celebrities, that is, because NDAs. | |||
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"How about both bollocks Granny? Disqualified on the grounds of looking like an old swingers chest n neck on Brighton Beach I’ve never felt so humiliated " Don't worry. You are winning so far. | |||
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"Just for clarity it can/ought to remain located within the scrotum? I'm not convinced about my scalpel skills, I'm ok shaving with a razor and building a fire with a hatchet, but that's about it. The rules do not mention anything about the location. Scrotal or non-scrotal seems to fulfill the brief. Pop 'em out " I have a hard time resisting authoritative instruction. I'm checking which one is the most photogenic now. | |||
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"Does have to be left or right bollock Granny......." Well one or the other. Unless you have a central or a rear bollock. | |||
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"I would caution all men over a certain age without pert bollocks that trying to balance a singular bollock on anything without his mate Waldorf trying to join him is challenging " I only have one, he is on his own, his mate Goebbels left him... | |||
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"Start date : Tuesday 11th. End date : Sunday 16th @ 5 p.m. Rules. ( Pics MUST be posted publicly and NO one should contact me privately ) 1.Pics should have only ONE ( a single ) bollock on show. 2.Bollocks should be real if you have one. 3. Bollocks may be artificial if you don't have any. 4. They may be constructed from any material including flesh 5. My decision is final and points will be given for the following criteria :- i) Makes me laugh ii) Makes me balk iii) Is taken in the most unexpected surrounding. Go! Be creative!" Granny I love you for this | |||
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"Does this count - poor lonely Adolf " Awwwwwwwww, I miss my tortoise | |||
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"Entry posted " Pretty high on the chuckle scale .... Looks like morph | |||
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"Entry posted Pretty high on the chuckle scale .... Looks like morph " just dont tell prey she went nuts the last time i posted googly eyes | |||
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"This is a thread of nightmares." it always is when wonko is in | |||
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"This is class " I agree. Class is what we are all about. | |||
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"This is class I agree. Class is what we are all about. " | |||
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"Uploaded for your approval, Granny I'm disturbed" Yes we know Coyote but Willy's one bollock will blow you away ..... Bloody strong contender ! | |||
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"This is class I agree. Class is what we are all about. " Lower class?! | |||
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"Uploaded for your approval, Granny I'm disturbed Yes we know Coyote but Willy's one bollock will blow you away ..... Bloody strong contender !" Ladies if you don't fab it, you lose it | |||
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"Uploaded for your approval, Granny I'm disturbed Yes we know Coyote but Willy's one bollock will blow you away ..... Bloody strong contender ! Ladies if you don't fab it, you lose it" Do you promise?! | |||
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"Uploaded for your approval, Granny I'm disturbed Yes we know Coyote but Willy's one bollock will blow you away ..... Bloody strong contender ! Ladies if you don't fab it, you lose it Do you promise?!" Only if I get the hat trick | |||
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"Uploaded for your approval, Granny I'm disturbed Yes we know Coyote but Willy's one bollock will blow you away ..... Bloody strong contender ! Ladies if you don't fab it, you lose it Do you promise?! Only if I get the hat trick " Is it always a different colour to your body? I think your pants may be a bit tight | |||
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"Beef! Remember Bob Mortimer as Ray Mears? You must recreate that! J " | |||
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"I think this is my favourite thread of all time." Even with Wonko taking part? | |||
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"I think this is my favourite thread of all time. Even with Wonko taking part? " But what a part ! | |||
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"This may be a bit of an ask… But do any of you fellas have a bollock I can play with for a while to get a picture? " Yes | |||
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"This may be a bit of an ask… But do any of you fellas have a bollock I can play with for a while to get a picture? " What's your photoshop skills like? | |||
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"This may be a bit of an ask… But do any of you fellas have a bollock I can play with for a while to get a picture? What's your photoshop skills like?" Not as good as yours….. | |||
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"This may be a bit of an ask… But do any of you fellas have a bollock I can play with for a while to get a picture? Yes " | |||
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"Beef! Remember Bob Mortimer as Ray Mears? You must recreate that! J " I don't think I have short enough shorts, but I do have some jeans that have worn through. B | |||
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"This is class I agree. Class is what we are all about. " Is this a classless competition Granny ? | |||
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"This is class I agree. Class is what we are all about. Is this a classless competition Granny ? " Of course! Individuality is what it's all about. Oh and recognising the individual but mostly ....... it's bollocks. | |||
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"I think this is my favourite thread of all time. Even with Wonko taking part? " Yours has made my day. | |||
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"Well i was just laughing about this at tea time This afternoon i strutted around with a pretend bollock, wondering what it would be like to have two the size of peaches swinging between my legs In!! " What did you use? I'm considering a poached egg with food colouring in clingfilm. That could work. J | |||
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"Well i was just laughing about this at tea time This afternoon i strutted around with a pretend bollock, wondering what it would be like to have two the size of peaches swinging between my legs In!! What did you use? I'm considering a poached egg with food colouring in clingfilm. That could work. J " Telegram incoming | |||
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"Will this do?" Love it. Sort of. Maybe not | |||
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"Will this do?" It’s beautiful | |||
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"Will this do? It’s beautiful " Let’s bash balls… Like a sexy fidget spinner | |||
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"Will this do? It’s beautiful Let’s bash balls… Like a sexy fidget spinner" Conkers* | |||
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"Will this do? It’s beautiful Let’s bash balls… Like a sexy fidget spinner" Like Newton’s Cradle? | |||
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"Will this do? It’s beautiful Let’s bash balls… Like a sexy fidget spinner Like Newton’s Cradle? " That’s the one. C’mon Rexie, let’s be sexy | |||
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"Come on the WOMEN !!! I mean ...... they're putting in the most work" In | |||
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"I think this is my favourite thread of all time. Even with Wonko taking part? Yours has made my day." So I'm the thread winner then? | |||
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"Come on the WOMEN !!! I mean ...... they're putting in the most work" We all know women can't multi task when there is a bollock on show | |||
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"I think this is my favourite thread of all time. Even with Wonko taking part? Yours has made my day. So I'm the thread winner then? " I'm not the adjudicator, sorry. | |||
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"Will this do?" Are those Rex's ? I can see TWO DEAUX BOLLEAUX ! funny tho ...... | |||
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"Will this do? Are those Rex's ? I can see TWO DEAUX BOLLEAUX ! funny tho ...... " Technically yes. . . Rex lent me his bollox. A collaballration if you will | |||
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"Ok, back out " Where is your bollock ? There's still time to enter ! | |||
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"Always up for a challenge " Do I see 1 and another 1 ? | |||
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"Here you go Granny. One bollock. Just the one." Well done. Clearly a helpful and literate gent who isn't shy to get one out | |||
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"Have I won yet? " Nearly Wonko but it's only fair that I judge fairly and on the date specified as t his is so important in many peoples lives..... Have you seen the bollocks behind the hope ..... ? | |||
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"Ok, back out Where is your bollock ? There's still time to enter !" Have to keep hiding the pic. It’s not a good look and we’ve just started chatting to a few hot people who will no doubt question their judgement and/or their eyes. We get weird messages from the pic Will pop it back out this evening! | |||
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"Will pop it back out this evening! " Be gentle! You don’t any mishaps. | |||
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"Two very strong contenders right now. Keep the entries coming in. Ladies don't think you cannot show your cahones cos you cahan!" Mine have shrivelled up and retreated inside | |||
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"Does it have to be my bollock?" No it can be hubbies if you don't have time to make one | |||
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"Ok, back out Where is your bollock ? There's still time to enter ! Have to keep hiding the pic. It’s not a good look and we’ve just started chatting to a few hot people who will no doubt question their judgement and/or their eyes. We get weird messages from the pic Will pop it back out this evening! " Oh Gawd..... that made me laugh. Just pop it back on on Sunday afternoon | |||
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"Ok, back out Where is your bollock ? There's still time to enter ! Have to keep hiding the pic. It’s not a good look and we’ve just started chatting to a few hot people who will no doubt question their judgement and/or their eyes. We get weird messages from the pic Will pop it back out this evening! " Please say it has googly eyes on it | |||
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"Bumping for the 1000's of entries today" Your hopeful | |||
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"Always up for a challenge Do I see 1 and another 1 ?" 2 for the price of 1 | |||
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"Bumping for the 1000's of entries today Your hopeful " Well optimism is best Wonko .... Have you been nobbled ? Where's your pic ? it was great! | |||
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"Bumping for the 1000's of entries today Your hopeful Well optimism is best Wonko .... Have you been nobbled ? Where's your pic ? it was great!" I withdrew it | |||
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"Bumping for the 1000's of entries today Your hopeful Well optimism is best Wonko .... Have you been nobbled ? Where's your pic ? it was great! I withdrew it" Ah ..... the withdrawal method ... was the competition stiff ?? | |||
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"Any more bollocks before the weekend ?" How’s it going Granny? | |||
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"Any more bollocks before the weekend ? How’s it going Granny? " I won't have a hard time judging Let's just say that. | |||
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"Any more bollocks before the weekend ? How’s it going Granny? I won't have a hard time judging Let's just say that. " Granny, I had to remove mine as I had a few messages saying it was a little disturbing. I hope you don't mind | |||
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"Any more bollocks before the weekend ? How’s it going Granny? I won't have a hard time judging Let's just say that. " Oh right Sad times. I was waiting for all the ball(s) | |||
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"Any more bollocks before the weekend ? How’s it going Granny? I won't have a hard time judging Let's just say that. Granny, I had to remove mine as I had a few messages saying it was a little disturbing. I hope you don't mind" I do mind but it's burned on my brain so you are still in the comp... | |||
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"Any more bollocks before the weekend ? How’s it going Granny? I won't have a hard time judging Let's just say that. Oh right Sad times. I was waiting for all the ball(s)" I expected more entries from women and more humongous balloon type bollocks .... maybe everyone is busy in the craft room crafting....... | |||
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"Any more bollocks before the weekend ? How’s it going Granny? I won't have a hard time judging Let's just say that. Oh right Sad times. I was waiting for all the ball(s) I expected more entries from women and more humongous balloon type bollocks .... maybe everyone is busy in the craft room crafting......." Some of us have work to do, Granny | |||
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"Any more bollocks before the weekend ? How’s it going Granny? I won't have a hard time judging Let's just say that. Granny, I had to remove mine as I had a few messages saying it was a little disturbing. I hope you don't mind I do mind but it's burned on my brain so you are still in the comp... " Perfect! Also happy to dm you the pick x | |||
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"Any more bollocks before the weekend ? How’s it going Granny? I won't have a hard time judging Let's just say that. Oh right Sad times. I was waiting for all the ball(s) I expected more entries from women and more humongous balloon type bollocks .... maybe everyone is busy in the craft room crafting....... Some of us have work to do, Granny " As do I. I hope no one is making assumptions as i'm just getting used to allowing the ageisms to roll over me. | |||
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"Any more bollocks before the weekend ? How’s it going Granny? I won't have a hard time judging Let's just say that. Granny, I had to remove mine as I had a few messages saying it was a little disturbing. I hope you don't mind I do mind but it's burned on my brain so you are still in the comp... Perfect! Also happy to dm you the pick x" Can do. I recall a jacket clad Willy, with one foot on a chair with one billhollock poking out of his skiddies | |||
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"Well done Padger! We need more people with your get up n go attitude. This definitely fulfils one of the criteria " Presumably (ii) as it did me | |||
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"Big round of applause for Granny, for putting in the work on this thread. " Totally agreed. Thanks Granny. It’s made me laugh really really hard | |||
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"Big round of applause for Granny, for putting in the work on this thread. " | |||
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"I vote for more Granny C forum challenges. " Oh yes, please | |||
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"(Wipes tear from leg…) I’d like to thank my agent (Rex), my family & friends. I couldn’t have done this without the support of my fan(s). It was a tight competition (it was tight in my pants too). Well done everyone." Fab Save the Queen | |||
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