FabSwingers.com forum: If you were on dragons den

By *igR93 OP Man
30 weeks ago

Sarcasm City

Another random evening post for the night owls

If you were on dragons den, what would your pitch be and why?

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By *ansoffateMan
30 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Phase 1 Collect underpants

Phase 2 ?

Phase 3 Profit!!

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By *tylebender03Man
30 weeks ago

Manchester

I’m not giving away free business ideas lol

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By *igR93 OP Man
30 weeks ago

Sarcasm City

"Phase 1 Collect underpants

Phase 2 ?

Phase 3 Profit!!"

Would you be open to selling bath water?

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By *eroLondonMan
30 weeks ago

Mayfair

Powered water.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
30 weeks ago

North West

I'd be selling snow to the Inuit. They're genuinely short of the stuff up there now!

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By *ucsherMan
30 weeks ago

Stevenage/Uxbridge

From a previous thread suggestion...

Vag flavoured snacks!

A sure winner!

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By *LiamMan
30 weeks ago

Midlands

Good thread. My ideas have dried up recently

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By *ansoffateMan
30 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

"Phase 1 Collect underpants

Phase 2 ?

Phase 3 Profit!!

Would you be open to selling bath water?"

Sir let me introduce to a trade secret...

Dihydrogen oxide.

It's cleaning properties are astounding.

It's in every cleaning product, but I can get it for you with 95% purity. That's double if not triple what you can get off the shelf, in the supermarket.

And at half the price.

Everyone goes home in a limo.

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By *lynJMan
30 weeks ago

Morden

"Phase 1 Collect underpants

Phase 2 ?

Phase 3 Profit!!

Would you be open to selling bath water?

Sir let me introduce to a trade secret...

Dihydrogen oxide.

It's cleaning properties are astounding.

It's in every cleaning product, but I can get it for you with 95% purity. That's double if not triple what you can get off the shelf, in the supermarket.

And at half the price.

Everyone goes home in a limo."

I have a dehydrated version. Just add water.

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By *mma29Couple
30 weeks ago

wirral

"From a previous thread suggestion...

Vag flavoured snacks!

A sure winner! "

Well in dusk till dawn, the guy lists many flavours

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By *igR93 OP Man
30 weeks ago

Sarcasm City

So basically wotsits

Or hot flamin wotsits depending on your preference

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30 weeks ago

Profile writing service on here.

No guarantees, but there's definatley a demand for it.

I'm going to start advertising photography services aswell. I might get nearer to some action that way even if im not involved

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By *ascaIMan
30 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

My pitch would be an absolute fucking disaster because I hate speaking in front of an audience.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
30 weeks ago

Wirral

You know those noodly microfibre dust mops? Babygros made of that fabric so the baby can make itself useful by dusting the floor while crawling round.

Once the business was established I'd launch a range of adult breakdancing gear in the same fabric. Clean house while practicing your backspin.

I'm looking for eleventy billion pounds for 3% of the business.

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By *2000ManMan
30 weeks ago

Worthing

Refurbished computers.

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By *iss DevilWoman
30 weeks ago

Bedford

I have been told, now and again, that I should take my spikey gloves to Dragons Den. Very much not sure about that! Lol.

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