FabSwingers.com forum: Reverse bragging

By *izzy69 OP Man
36 weeks ago

London

Do the opposite of bragging:

My dick is so small....that I use a travel size lynx as a measure in my photos.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

I’d like to join the thread to say how great I am at sex.

I’d like to say that ^ but unfortunately I’m not.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
36 weeks ago

Southampton

"I’d like to join the thread to say how great I am at sex.

I’d like to say that ^ but unfortunately I’m not. "

Me neither .wanna practice ??

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
36 weeks ago

Leeds

When god was giving out brains, I thought he said trains and asked for a slow one.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

"Do the opposite of bragging:

My dick is so small....that I use a travel size lynx as a measure in my photos."

Lol, I can't even see mine under this enormous beer gut

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By *oldAndBoundlessMan
36 weeks ago

Bradford

I’m fit as fuck and harder than I am attractive

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
36 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

I’m as deep as cling film.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Yeah well….im as sharp as a marble!!

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple
36 weeks ago

St Neots

My second toe is WAAAYYYYY bigger than my BIG toe

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
36 weeks ago

Southampton

"Yeah well….im as sharp as a marble!!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
36 weeks ago

Southampton

"When god was giving out brains, I thought he said trains and asked for a slow one.

The mr "

I thought they were giving out milkshakes, I asked for an extra thick one

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By *weet LisaTV/TS
36 weeks ago

Crawley

My arsehole's so big, bumming me's like sticking your knob out the window.

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By *oldAndBoundlessMan
36 weeks ago

Bradford

"My second toe is WAAAYYYYY bigger than my BIG toe"

The title said Do the opposite ???????

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

I'm so short I have to use a step ladder to brush my hair

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By *eroLondonMan
36 weeks ago

Mayfair

My reverse bragging skills are unsurpassed.

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By *ansoffateMan
36 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

I don't get it.

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By *till gameMan
36 weeks ago

Oldham

I own the best contraceptive in the world - my face

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By *orningGlory555Man
36 weeks ago

Wells

"My second toe is WAAAYYYYY bigger than my BIG toe"

snap

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By *egWorshipperMan
36 weeks ago

Gods Country

When God was giving out heads, I thought he said beds so I asked for a big soft one.

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By *izzy69 OP Man
36 weeks ago

London

Oh you guys are brilliant. Been laughing my head of.

You've all really embraced this concept haven't you.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

I’d love to tell you i put an effort in to meet you but truth be told I haven’t shaved for a week so my pussy looks like your nans whiskery chin

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By *izzy69 OP Man
35 weeks ago

London

Your pussy is going to hurt for days after we've fucked....primarily because you've had to squeeze so hard with your vagina to grab my really thin dick.

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By *izzy69 OP Man
35 weeks ago

London

"I'm so short I have to use a step ladder to brush my hair"

Hey that's my line! Lol

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By *quizzlyMan
35 weeks ago

Ryde

I'll give you the most mediocre 90 seconds you life.

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By *4bimMan
35 weeks ago

Farnborough Hampshire

Let others talk.

Fills their boring life with gossip

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By *izzy69 OP Man
35 weeks ago

London

You can hardly tell when I'm erect.

I've never been able to locate the clitoris.

And I ejaculate with a dribble.

Other than that, I'm considered a bit of a stud.

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