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By (user no longer on site) OP   
25 weeks ago

Men are from Mars, women are from Venus, or so the saying goes!

Ladies - here’s your chance to ask the fellas ANYTHING you want to know about the less fair sex and the menfolk of Fab will strive to answer your queries!

Play nicely, Fabsters. Fill your boots!

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By *allandathleticMan
25 weeks ago

Asgard

Will we though

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
25 weeks ago

Southampton

Not sure I really want to know the answer...

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
25 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"… the menfolk of Fab will strive to answer your queries!*"

(*Accuracy of answers may vary.)

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By *hunky GentMan
25 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Ask away, us men are adorable

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By *allandathleticMan
25 weeks ago

Asgard


"… the menfolk of Fab will strive to answer your queries!*

(*Accuracy of answers may vary.)"

(*accuracy of answers may be also classed as mild fibbing)

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Ask away ladies

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
25 weeks ago


"… the menfolk of Fab will strive to answer your queries!*

(*Accuracy of answers may vary.)"

Ssshhhh let them *think* we’re telling them the truth ..

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
25 weeks ago

Southampton


"Ask away, us men are adorable "

Some of you are ...

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By *hunky GentMan
25 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Ask away, us men are adorable

Some of you are ..."

I know.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Why?

Just why?

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By *oo..Woman
25 weeks ago

Boo's World

Why when in the shower or bath do you make shapes with or stretch out your scrotum skin?

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By *rsKOTCTWoman
25 weeks ago

Leeds

Do you just randomly windmill when no one is around?

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By *allandathleticMan
25 weeks ago

Asgard


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Why when in the shower or bath do you make shapes with or stretch out your scrotum skin? "

STOP WATCHING ME!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
25 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Why?

Just why?"

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"

Why when in the shower or bath do you make shapes with or stretch out your scrotum skin? "

I’m not sure this is something I do apart from when shaving

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By *hunky GentMan
25 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


" Do you just randomly windmill when no one is around?"

No, but slap it from side to side.

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By *rsKOTCTWoman
25 weeks ago

Leeds

To those penis pic senders, how many replies have you had along the lines of oh my what a wonderful penis, I need it now, let's meet?

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By *oo..Woman
25 weeks ago

Boo's World

Why do "some men" shave off all their public hair but leave their hairy bum cheeks hairy?

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


" Do you just randomly windmill when no one is around?"

I can only speak for myself but I am very much unable to windmill despite many attempts

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
25 weeks ago


"To those penis pic senders, how many replies have you had along the lines of oh my what a wonderful penis, I need it now, let's meet? "

.. and distinguish from male and female respondents

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By *rsKOTCTWoman
25 weeks ago

Leeds


"To those penis pic senders, how many replies have you had along the lines of oh my what a wonderful penis, I need it now, let's meet?

.. and distinguish from male and female respondents"

Yes absolutely this too!

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"Why do "some men" shave off all their public hair but leave their hairy bum cheeks hairy? "

Perhaps due to regrowth issues ?

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By *oo..Woman
25 weeks ago

Boo's World


"

Why when in the shower or bath do you make shapes with or stretch out your scrotum skin?

STOP WATCHING ME!"

..close your curtains then!!

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By *rsKOTCTWoman
25 weeks ago

Leeds


" Do you just randomly windmill when no one is around?

I can only speak for myself but I am very much unable to windmill despite many attempts "

Crushing my dreams here dude!

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By *allandathleticMan
25 weeks ago

Asgard


"

Why when in the shower or bath do you make shapes with or stretch out your scrotum skin?

STOP WATCHING ME!..close your curtains then!!"

I DID!

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By *ickshawedCouple
25 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Men, do you get nervous when a woman asks you to open a jar? Are you overconfident or do you worry you'll fail?

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


" Do you just randomly windmill when no one is around?

I can only speak for myself but I am very much unable to windmill despite many attempts

Crushing my dreams here dude!"

I’m happy to try again for you lol I’m sure larger guys windmill all the time alone

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By *ensuallover1000Man
25 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


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Why when in the shower or bath do you make shapes with or stretch out your scrotum skin? "

Yes indeed; and not just in the bath; it is a wonderful and highly rewarding hobby at any given opportunity

In fact, I have just ‘sculpted’ what looks uncannily like the BFG with my scrotum.

I feel that I have achieved great things on this fine day

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By *allandathleticMan
25 weeks ago

Asgard


"Men, do you get nervous when a woman asks you to open a jar? Are you overconfident or do you worry you'll fail? "

I'd rather smash the jar on the floor than admit defeat.

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By *enelope2UWoman
25 weeks ago

Fife

Do you honestly think begging for a BJ is a turn on?

Have you never met a woman who loves doing it??

Therefore understand. begging for one is actually a turn off! Major ick

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By *allandathleticMan
25 weeks ago

Asgard


"Do you honestly think begging for a BJ is a turn on?

Have you never met a woman who loves doing it??

Therefore understand. begging for one is actually a turn off! Major ick "

Dammit. That's my next DM ruined.

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By *rsKOTCTWoman
25 weeks ago

Leeds


"Do you honestly think begging for a BJ is a turn on?

Have you never met a woman who loves doing it??

Therefore understand. begging for one is actually a turn off! Major ick "

As a woman who loves doing it can totally confirm if it's nagged for my love for doing it will diminish.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
25 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"Why when in the shower or bath do you make shapes with or stretch out your scrotum skin?"

Because it’s really awkward to shave your balls when they’re just hanging there. You have to stretch a bit.

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"To those penis pic senders, how many replies have you had along the lines of oh my what a wonderful penis, I need it now, let's meet? "

Once, and she’s in this thread.

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"Why? Just why?"

I’m not answering that. It’s a trap.

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"Why do "some men" shave off all their public hair but leave their hairy bum cheeks hairy? "

Because it’s *really* difficult to reach and shave your arse in the shower. And also it just ends up looking weird if you have proper body hair from the waist up and thighs down and just an all-over bald patch in-between.

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By *oo..Woman
25 weeks ago

Boo's World


"

Why when in the shower or bath do you make shapes with or stretch out your scrotum skin?

Yes indeed; and not just in the bath; it is a wonderful and highly rewarding hobby at any given opportunity

In fact, I have just ‘sculpted’ what looks uncannily like the BFG with my scrotum.

I feel that I have achieved great things on this fine day "

Picture or it didn't happen

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By *inxy777Woman
25 weeks ago

essex

How do you cope when multitasking?

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By *rPeachyMan
25 weeks ago

Bristol


"How do you cope when multitasking? "

We don't multitask

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
25 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"How do you cope when multitasking? "

Like a woman. I’m *that* good.

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By *parkle1974Woman
25 weeks ago

Leeds

Why can't some of you read??

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By *allandathleticMan
25 weeks ago

Asgard


"How do you cope when multitasking? "

I...can't...

But, in fairness. Because everything else has my full attention whatever I'm doing is usually quality.

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By *r John WickMan
25 weeks ago

The Continental


"How do you cope when multitasking? "

Easily, im a pretty good multi tasker.

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By *illan-KillashMan
25 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants


"To those penis pic senders, how many replies have you had along the lines of oh my what a wonderful penis, I need it now, let's meet? "

I've sent 432.7

8 responded favourably.

*some, none or all of the above may be true.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
25 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"Why can't some of you read?? "

Twenty-past eleven.

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By *octor WhenMan
25 weeks ago

GLASGOW


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Why when in the shower or bath do you make shapes with or stretch out your scrotum skin? "

I've never done that.

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By *enegadeMMan
25 weeks ago

Oxfordshire


"Why can't some of you read?? "

As requested..dick pic sent

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By *rsKOTCTWoman
25 weeks ago

Leeds


"

To those penis pic senders, how many replies have you had along the lines of oh my what a wonderful penis, I need it now, let's meet?

Once, and she’s in this thread.

.

"

I was meaning unsolicited just to confirm.

God damn coyote and her pretty penis fetish.

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By *enegadeMMan
25 weeks ago

Oxfordshire


"How do you cope when multitasking? "

Cope haha I wish

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By *enegadeMMan
25 weeks ago

Oxfordshire


"Do you honestly think begging for a BJ is a turn on?

Have you never met a woman who loves doing it??

Therefore understand. begging for one is actually a turn off! Major ick "

Have you had any guys beg to give you oral?

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"Why?

Just why?"

42

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By *hunky GentMan
25 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Why can't some of you read?? "

Si senorita

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By *ansoffateMan
25 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

I believe I can answer on behalf of my species.

Welcome to Mars Venus-type beings.

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By *enegadeMMan
25 weeks ago

Oxfordshire


"Men, do you get nervous when a woman asks you to open a jar? Are you overconfident or do you worry you'll fail? "

Depends which brand of jar is presented to me

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By *octor WhenMan
25 weeks ago

GLASGOW


"Do you honestly think begging for a BJ is a turn on?

Have you never met a woman who loves doing it??

Therefore understand. begging for one is actually a turn off! Major ick "

I have met a couple of women who love giving bjs and are into cock worshipping.

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By *allandathleticMan
25 weeks ago

Asgard


"Do you honestly think begging for a BJ is a turn on?

Have you never met a woman who loves doing it??

Therefore understand. begging for one is actually a turn off! Major ick

As a woman who loves doing it can totally confirm if it's nagged for my love for doing it will diminish."

This is me, whilst washing pots taking the bin out.

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By *enegadeMMan
25 weeks ago

Oxfordshire


"Why do "some men" shave off all their public hair but leave their hairy bum cheeks hairy? "

Which is better? Slightly hairy all over or well trimmed all over? Asking for a friend

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By *ellinever70Woman
25 weeks ago

Ayrshire

Why do you think we should be grateful for a compliment on how we look

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By *enegadeMMan
25 weeks ago

Oxfordshire


" Do you just randomly windmill when no one is around?"

Yes

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By *ansoffateMan
25 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"Men, do you get nervous when a woman asks you to open a jar? Are you overconfident or do you worry you'll fail? "

I don't worry I'll fail I just know it's going to hurt as I shattered my wrist and hand years ago and had a pin.

I just growl through the pain.

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By *ondiego85Man
25 weeks ago

nottingham


"Why do you think we should be grateful for a compliment on how we look "

Because, despite what you may think, most of the time it’s a genuine and innocent sign of appreciation. It’s just kind to nod back and say “thank you”. It’s not like we expect a BJ in return for so little

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"Why do you think we should be grateful for a compliment on how we look "

Because we know that it brings joy and fulfilment to your meaningless empty lives (oh and sometimes the silhouettes look really good and we think you must have taken a lot of time to get that effect)

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By *parkle1974Woman
25 weeks ago

Leeds

What more fun to play with...

Boobs or balls????

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By *ondiego85Man
25 weeks ago

nottingham


" Do you just randomly windmill when no one is around?"

Only when asked purely for a bit of fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"What more fun to play with...

Boobs or balls????"

Boobs.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

My arms are not long enough

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By *hunky GentMan
25 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"What more fun to play with...

Boobs or balls????"

Booobs, but balls are the only viable option atm.

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By *ondiego85Man
25 weeks ago

nottingham


"What more fun to play with...

Boobs or balls????"

Definitely boobs. So many options to choose when playing with them.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
25 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"What more fun to play with... Boobs or balls????"

Definitely boobs. There’s more variety in boobs too.

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
25 weeks ago

Southampton

Woman or bear....

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
25 weeks ago

Hereabouts

Why are men like *gestures vaguely* this?

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By *allandathleticMan
25 weeks ago

Asgard


"Why are men like *gestures vaguely* this? "

None of us really ever mature past 15.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
25 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"Why are men like *gestures vaguely* this? "

The patriarchy’s to blame really.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"Woman or bear.... "

Haha.

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By *allandathleticMan
25 weeks ago

Asgard


"Woman or bear.... "

What is this?

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
25 weeks ago

Southampton


"Woman or bear....

Haha. "

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
25 weeks ago

Southampton


"Woman or bear....

What is this?"

Would you feel safer with a woman or a bear... whole other thread ...

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By *parkle1974Woman
25 weeks ago

Leeds

What do you think makes you good in bed?

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By *allandathleticMan
25 weeks ago

Asgard


"What do you think makes you good in bed?"

I sleep really quietly and don't snore.

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By *hunky GentMan
25 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"What do you think makes you good in bed?"

My cuddles.

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By *allandathleticMan
25 weeks ago

Asgard


"Woman or bear....

What is this?

Would you feel safer with a woman or a bear... whole other thread ..."

Is the bear going to ask me to do DIY 3 days after meeting?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
25 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"Woman or bear.... "

Okay, well played.

*Orson Welles applauding gif*

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
25 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry


"What do you think makes you good in bed?"

The fact that I always cum..

Mr

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
25 weeks ago

Southampton


"Woman or bear....

What is this?

Would you feel safer with a woman or a bear... whole other thread ...

Is the bear going to ask me to do DIY 3 days after meeting?

"

That's bear ly any time

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By *ondiego85Man
25 weeks ago

nottingham


"What do you think makes you good in bed?"

I remain on my side and don’t pull the blanket all for myself

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By *ellinever70Woman
25 weeks ago

Ayrshire


"Why do you think we should be grateful for a compliment on how we look

Because, despite what you may think, most of the time it’s a genuine and innocent sign of appreciation. It’s just kind to nod back and say “thank you”. It’s not like we expect a BJ in return for so little "

So it's really about not hurting the man's feelings?

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
25 weeks ago

Southampton


"Woman or bear....

Okay, well played.

*Orson Welles applauding gif*"

Why thank you kind sir * curtseys

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"Woman or bear.... "

Bear, it has less teeth, its claws are blunter, and you can guarantee it will get bored after it has given you a good mauling.

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By *weetiepie99Woman
25 weeks ago

cardiff

Why, when you are having a number 2, do you ALWAYS leave the bathroom door open?

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By *allandathleticMan
25 weeks ago

Asgard


"Woman or bear....

What is this?

Would you feel safer with a woman or a bear... whole other thread ...

Is the bear going to ask me to do DIY 3 days after meeting?

That's bear ly any time"

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By *eroLondonMan
25 weeks ago

Covent Garden


"How do you cope when multitasking? "

We outsource them back to women who, allegedly, can fart, whistle and chew at the same time.

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
25 weeks ago

Southampton


"Woman or bear....

What is this?

Would you feel safer with a woman or a bear... whole other thread ...

Is the bear going to ask me to do DIY 3 days after meeting?

That's bear ly any time

"

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By *eroLondonMan
25 weeks ago

Covent Garden


"What do you think makes you good in bed?"

Because we have a pénìs and a brain. Win win.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"Why, when you are having a number 2, do you ALWAYS leave the bathroom door open? "

It's good to share

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
25 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry


"Why, when you are having a number 2, do you ALWAYS leave the bathroom door open? "

It helps with the acoustics of the plop

Mr

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By *eroLondonMan
25 weeks ago

Covent Garden


"Why?

Just why?"

Because otherwise there would be no Rum.

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
25 weeks ago

kent

Who said rum?

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"What do you think makes you good in bed?"
the plug in wand makes me good in bed

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
25 weeks ago

Hereabouts


"Woman or bear....

What is this?

Would you feel safer with a woman or a bear... whole other thread ...

Is the bear going to ask me to do DIY 3 days after meeting?

"

We've never met but I'm too short to put up the curtain rail, so could you do that for me? Barely diy

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By *allandathleticMan
25 weeks ago

Asgard


"Woman or bear....

What is this?

Would you feel safer with a woman or a bear... whole other thread ...

Is the bear going to ask me to do DIY 3 days after meeting?

We've never met but I'm too short to put up the curtain rail, so could you do that for me? Barely diy"

Sure then I'll go and feed the bear

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By *aughtyenglishboyMan
25 weeks ago

t


"

Why when in the shower or bath do you make shapes with or stretch out your scrotum skin?

STOP WATCHING ME!..close your curtains then!!"

Don't have beef.... on curtains !

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By *C79Man
25 weeks ago

Caterham


"Why do "some men" shave off all their public hair but leave their hairy bum cheeks hairy? "

Because a downstairs mullet drives the ladies crazy

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By *enegadeMMan
25 weeks ago

Oxfordshire


"What more fun to play with...

Boobs or balls????"

Boobies

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By *weetiepie99Woman
25 weeks ago

cardiff


"Why, when you are having a number 2, do you ALWAYS leave the bathroom door open?

It helps with the acoustics of the plop

Mr "

Ah of course, as the Beach boys once sang, "Good Vibrations"

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By *allandathleticMan
25 weeks ago

Asgard


"Why do "some men" shave off all their public hair but leave their hairy bum cheeks hairy? "

Because the man's thinking is

"If we can't see it. It doesn't exist"

Which explains why we can't find your clit.

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By *enegadeMMan
25 weeks ago

Oxfordshire


"What do you think makes you good in bed?"

Miracles ?

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By *enegadeMMan
25 weeks ago

Oxfordshire


"Why, when you are having a number 2, do you ALWAYS leave the bathroom door open? "

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By *aughtyenglishboyMan
25 weeks ago

t


"

Why when in the shower or bath do you make shapes with or stretch out your scrotum skin?

Yes indeed; and not just in the bath; it is a wonderful and highly rewarding hobby at any given opportunity

In fact, I have just ‘sculpted’ what looks uncannily like the BFG with my scrotum.

I feel that I have achieved great things on this fine day "

Sounds like you can make a right dick out of yourself

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
25 weeks ago

Leeds


" Do you just randomly windmill when no one is around?"

The mr

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By *eliWoman
25 weeks ago

.

Men, when you fancy a woman/quite like her and get a message from her, do you ever kick your feet in glee? Or smile when you see her name pop up on your screen?

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"

To those penis pic senders, how many replies have you had along the lines of oh my what a wonderful penis, I need it now, let's meet?

Once, and she’s in this thread.

.

I was meaning unsolicited just to confirm.

God damn coyote and her pretty penis fetish. "

Why do you presume it was me?!

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
25 weeks ago

Essex

When you ask women questions on a similar thread… why are they always shoe & handbag related?

I’m beginning to think men care more about them than women…

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By *eliWoman
25 weeks ago

.


"When you ask women questions on a similar thread… why are they always shoe & handbag related?

I’m beginning to think men care more about them than women…"

Yes. Or appearance based. I hate the questions men think women should be answering.

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple
25 weeks ago

St Neots


"Men, when you fancy a woman/quite like her and get a message from her, do you ever kick your feet in glee? Or smile when you see her name pop up on your screen?"

100%. Not usually kicking my feet in glee. But depending who it is and the message, can definitely make your dick twitch or put a goofy smile on your face

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By *ondiego85Man
25 weeks ago

nottingham


"Men, when you fancy a woman/quite like her and get a message from her, do you ever kick your feet in glee? Or smile when you see her name pop up on your screen?"

Definitely smile.

Depending on the message I may get a boner too

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
25 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Do you really like sport or is it just a handy way to disguise that you're unable to talk about meaningful subjects with other men?

J

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By *allandathleticMan
25 weeks ago

Asgard


"Do you really like sport or is it just a handy way to disguise that you're unable to talk about meaningful subjects with other men?

J"

I don't do sports and I don't do talking

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By *rPeachyMan
25 weeks ago

Bristol


"What do you think makes you good in bed?"

Because I respect the cushions

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


" Do you just randomly windmill when no one is around?

"

I wouldn’t even do that if someone was around. I’m not 12 yrs old.

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By *929Man
25 weeks ago

newcastle


" Do you just randomly windmill when no one is around?"

As the owner of a cock that’s tiny in it’s flaccid state I refrain from doing this as it just reaffirms to me the lack of size

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By *annibal_LickedherMan
25 weeks ago

The Side of the Mersey


"Why?

Just why?"

Because I was left without adult supervision

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By *aizyWoman
25 weeks ago

west midlands


" Do you just randomly windmill when no one is around?

I wouldn’t even do that if someone was around. I’m not 12 yrs old. "

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By *annibal_LickedherMan
25 weeks ago

The Side of the Mersey


"Do you really like sport or is it just a handy way to disguise that you're unable to talk about meaningful subjects with other men?

J"

I like the sports that I watch or participate in. I won’t watch anything that I don’t like.

If I don’t want to talk about anything meaningful then I just won’t, I don’t use excuses.

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By *rsKOTCTWoman
25 weeks ago

Leeds


" Do you just randomly windmill when no one is around?

I wouldn’t even do that if someone was around. I’m not 12 yrs old. "

Woody noooo! Don't disappoint me like this!

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By *inxy777Woman
25 weeks ago

essex


"What do you think makes you good in bed?

Because I respect the cushions"

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By *rsKOTCTWoman
25 weeks ago

Leeds


" Do you just randomly windmill when no one is around?

As the owner of a cock that’s tiny in it’s flaccid state I refrain from doing this as it just reaffirms to me the lack of size "

A tiny windmill is still a good windmill!

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple
25 weeks ago

St Neots


"Do you really like sport or is it just a handy way to disguise that you're unable to talk about meaningful subjects with other men?

J"

May make one or two comment who might win the league.... Then sit their in awkward silence for a bit

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By *ittlebirdWoman
25 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Men… do you really enjoy a woman sitting on your face or just doing it to please her?

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By *enegadeMMan
25 weeks ago

Oxfordshire


"Men… do you really enjoy a woman sitting on your face or just doing it to please her? "

I love it!!!! Just wish I could get it

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By *ansoffateMan
25 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"When you ask women questions on a similar thread… why are they always shoe & handbag related?

I’m beginning to think men care more about them than women…"

You can tell a lot from handbags, when it's got to the stage that there's handbags inside handbags - like a Russian doll - it's time to talk to mission control.

Shoes I am in complete denial about, I bury those memories deep.

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple
25 weeks ago

St Neots


"Men… do you really enjoy a woman sitting on your face or just doing it to please her? "

As long as they remember we do actually have to breathe occassionally

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By *ansoffateMan
25 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"Men… do you really enjoy a woman sitting on your face or just doing it to please her? "

I love it, her pleasure leads to vicarious arousal and that glorious feedback. I love receiving oral for the same reason.

It has layers upon layers of all the good stuff and is one of the easiest ways to shut my brain off completely and get into the moment.

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By *aizyWoman
25 weeks ago

west midlands


"Men… do you really enjoy a woman sitting on your face or just doing it to please her?

As long as they remember we do actually have to breathe occassionally"

Dammit, thats where I've been going wrong!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
25 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"Men… do you really enjoy a woman sitting on your face or just doing it to please her? "

She’s usually doing it to please me, really. When the oral is all about her, she tends to lie down and just enjoy it. Much less hard work.

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By *ife NinjaMan
25 weeks ago

Dunfermline


"Men… do you really enjoy a woman sitting on your face or just doing it to please her? "

Yes. I like it, especially the wet bit

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple
25 weeks ago

St Neots


"Men… do you really enjoy a woman sitting on your face or just doing it to please her?

As long as they remember we do actually have to breathe occassionally

Dammit, thats where I've been going wrong!"

We would rather pass out than tap out haha so yeah... Ease up will ya!

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
25 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Men, do you get nervous when a woman asks you to open a jar? Are you overconfident or do you worry you'll fail? "

Not at all. I simply say "darling, just show me for a second how tight the lid is?" If the lid remains unmoved, she passes it to me, my opening record is 100%, and I pass back to her saying "thank you for loosening it poppet".

Men - every time you do this, you can throw one cushion out and, because your love is so overjoyed she now thinks she can loosen jars, she will not notice the cushion depletion.

Misdirection - it's "Love's" very own version of honesty .

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By *ansoffateMan
25 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"Men, when you fancy a woman/quite like her and get a message from her, do you ever kick your feet in glee? Or smile when you see her name pop up on your screen?"

Yes I get all excited like a dog waiting at the front door that hears the car pull into the driveway. In fact it just happened and I'm running around in circles chasing my tail.

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By *ondiego85Man
25 weeks ago

nottingham


"Men… do you really enjoy a woman sitting on your face or just doing it to please her? "

I love it. I enjoy licking pussy and that position takes the fatigue out of the equation so I can do it for longer

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By *ust another WonkoMan
25 weeks ago

here and there

In

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By *ell GwynnWoman
25 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

Men, do you like it if a woman makes the first move, or does that ruin the "thrill of the chase" for you?

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By *hunky GentMan
25 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Men, do you like it if a woman makes the first move, or does that ruin the "thrill of the chase" for you?"

I thought you'd never ask.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"Men… do you really enjoy a woman sitting on your face or just doing it to please her? "

“As long as I’ve got a face, she’s got a seat” William Shakespeare

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By *arl17Man
25 weeks ago

Central Portugal


"Men, do you like it if a woman makes the first move, or does that ruin the "thrill of the chase" for you?"

Duh...

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By *ondiego85Man
25 weeks ago

nottingham


"Men, do you like it if a woman makes the first move, or does that ruin the "thrill of the chase" for you?"

I don’t mind at all. Equally fun

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
25 weeks ago

Newcastle

When we send you a text calling you out for doing something shitty, why do you focus on the most insignificant point and ignore the rest?

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"When we send you a text calling you out for doing something shitty, why do you focus on the most insignificant point and ignore the rest? "

Thanks for the tip about the flowers.

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By *rPeachyMan
25 weeks ago

Bristol


"Men, do you like it if a woman makes the first move, or does that ruin the "thrill of the chase" for you?"

Doesn't ruin it at all, in fact it's quite welcome!

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
25 weeks ago

Newcastle


"When we send you a text calling you out for doing something shitty, why do you focus on the most insignificant point and ignore the rest?

Thanks for the tip about the flowers. "

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"Men, do you like it if a woman makes the first move, or does that ruin the "thrill of the chase" for you?"

Here’s a secret. Make some kind of move, anything, anytime but make sure it’s before before a guy gives up and assumes you are not interested.

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By *ynamicnatureMan
25 weeks ago

Doncaster


"Men, when you fancy a woman/quite like her and get a message from her, do you ever kick your feet in glee? Or smile when you see her name pop up on your screen?"

All of the above, it makes my day,

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By *929Man
25 weeks ago

newcastle


"Men, do you like it if a woman makes the first move, or does that ruin the "thrill of the chase" for you?"

As someone who never chases or makes first move I have to like it haha

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"When we send you a text calling you out for doing something shitty, why do you focus on the most insignificant point and ignore the rest?

Thanks for the tip about the flowers.

"

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By *ittlemissTinselTitsCouple
25 weeks ago

Southampton


"Men, do you like it if a woman makes the first move, or does that ruin the "thrill of the chase" for you?

As someone who never chases or makes first move I have to like it haha "

Ah well we shall be in a Mexican standoff then ... I don't make the first move either

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By *andPextraCouple
25 weeks ago

North West

Shall i just retire my entire wardrobe of lingerie and sex shoes for the duration of the euros and take up knitting instead of trying to attract hubby’s attention from a game of football between two countries he couldn't find on a map?

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By *erryGoldMan
25 weeks ago

Redditch

Ask away lol

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
25 weeks ago

Wales

After tits and ass, what draws your attraction?

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple
25 weeks ago

St Neots


"Shall i just retire my entire wardrobe of lingerie and sex shoes for the duration of the euros and take up knitting instead of trying to attract hubby’s attention from a game of football between two countries he couldn't find on a map? "

Yes

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By *929Man
25 weeks ago

newcastle


"When we send you a text calling you out for doing something shitty, why do you focus on the most insignificant point and ignore the rest? "

What is the nature of the shitty thing, something mildly inconsiderate for example throwing pissed in boxer shorts on the clean laundry or something of a a more serious nature?

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By *arl17Man
25 weeks ago

Central Portugal


"When we send you a text calling you out for doing something shitty, why do you focus on the most insignificant point and ignore the rest? "

.

We don't.. You just think we do

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By *arl17Man
25 weeks ago

Central Portugal


"After tits and ass, what draws your attraction? "

Tits and ass x

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"Shall i just retire my entire wardrobe of lingerie and sex shoes for the duration of the euros and take up knitting instead of trying to attract hubby’s attention from a game of football between two countries he couldn't find on a map? "

No. The solution is to take a lover from Fab, because everyone knows that Fabsters do not judge and love a cheater. Provided you shout out during climax with your partners "I've scored", he will be none the wiser!

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"After tits and ass, what draws your attraction? "

Tits again.

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By *arl17Man
25 weeks ago

Central Portugal


"Shall i just retire my entire wardrobe of lingerie and sex shoes for the duration of the euros and take up knitting instead of trying to attract hubby’s attention from a game of football between two countries he couldn't find on a map? "

Yup

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By *ynamicnatureMan
25 weeks ago

Doncaster


"Men… do you really enjoy a woman sitting on your face or just doing it to please her? "

Absolutely love it,

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple
25 weeks ago

St Neots


"After tits and ass, what draws your attraction? "

Kness and toes knees and toes

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"After tits and ass, what draws your attraction? "

A good personality (I believe that is the answer you are looking forward).

However, truthfully, we like the tits to come first as you enter the room and the arse to follow

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
25 weeks ago

Wales


"After tits and ass, what draws your attraction?

Tits again. "

Well I was expecting some smart arse to say camel toe or something so that's an improvement

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By *arl17Man
25 weeks ago

Central Portugal


"After tits and ass, what draws your attraction?

A good personality (I believe that is the answer you are looking forward).

However, truthfully, we like the tits to come first as you enter the room and the arse to follow "

Ok

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By *ntrigued555Couple
25 weeks ago

Shropshire


"After tits and ass, what draws your attraction? "

Eyes, mouth, legs, neck.

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By *ynamicnatureMan
25 weeks ago

Doncaster


"After tits and ass, what draws your attraction? "

A beautiful mouth/ lips and a free spirited mind

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By *ittlebirdWoman
25 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"When we send you a text calling you out for doing something shitty, why do you focus on the most insignificant point and ignore the rest?

.

We don't.. You just think we do"

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By *ewSwingers25Man
25 weeks ago

langney / Eastbourne

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By *arl17Man
25 weeks ago

Central Portugal


"After tits and ass, what draws your attraction?

Eyes, mouth, legs, neck. "

The person.. Agree.. Xx

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By *ewSwingers25Man
25 weeks ago

langney / Eastbourne

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By *ondiego85Man
25 weeks ago

nottingham


"After tits and ass, what draws your attraction? "

After tits and ass, maybe legs

Before all of that, face.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
25 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Men, do you like it if a woman makes the first move, or does that ruin the "thrill of the chase" for you?"

It's a massive relief when a woman is confident or curious enough to initiate contact. "Chasing" feels a bit immature.

The only downside is often for them though - generally, guys are used to rejection from their energetic efforts.

But if a woman contacts you, and you're not really into her, it can be a bit more delicate and awkward.

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By *igDave8Man
25 weeks ago

Tonbridge


"Why?

Just why?"

Because boobs. That’s why.

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By *ignumptyMan
25 weeks ago

cold ash


"What more fun to play with...

Boobs or balls????"

Boobs, it’s always boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"After tits and ass, what draws your attraction?

Tits again.

Well I was expecting some smart arse to say camel toe or something so that's an improvement "

Haha. We are simple.

But we also love a gorgeous smile and someone who can make me laugh and feel desired. speaking for myself, that’s a big draw for me.

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By *ntrigued555Couple
25 weeks ago

Shropshire


"Men… do you really enjoy a woman sitting on your face or just doing it to please her? "

Love it.. took a while for the Mrs to be comfortable enough to squirt in my face but mmmmmmmm really can't get enough of that!

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
25 weeks ago

Newcastle


"When we send you a text calling you out for doing something shitty, why do you focus on the most insignificant point and ignore the rest?

What is the nature of the shitty thing something mildly inconsiderate for example throwing pissed in boxer shorts on the clean laundry or something of a a more serious nature? "

It could be anything and everything. The most important bits get sidelined. Maybes it’s the age old problem of men not being able to multitask, therefore they also can’t answer more than one question…

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

How much does being punched in the balls hurt?

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