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"Ladies. When you ask how you look, after spending half an hour or more getting dressed, coiffed and made-up, and you know fine well that you look absolutely amazing, what is it you’re *really* asking?" Do I look nice, is my arse fat | |||
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"Can you all keep you vag out my inbox please ? The mr " No problem | |||
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"Ladies: How many handbags and pairs of shoes are too many? " 5 + handbags, 20+ pairs of shoes | |||
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"Ladies: How many handbags and pairs of shoes are too many? 5 + handbags, 20+ pairs of shoes" Thank you | |||
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"Ladies. When you ask how you look, after spending half an hour or more getting dressed, coiffed and made-up, and you know fine well that you look absolutely amazing, what is it you’re *really* asking?" Specifics. We need specifics | |||
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"Ladies: How many handbags and pairs of shoes are too many? 5 + handbags, 20+ pairs of shoes Thank you " | |||
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"Ladies. When you ask how you look, after spending half an hour or more getting dressed, coiffed and made-up, and you know fine well that you look absolutely amazing, what is it you’re *really* asking?" We are looking to be showered with compliments and for our efforts to be acknowledged but also, we genuinly might not be *feeling* amazing (despite what you might think), so a compliment is nice and gives a little bit of reassurance. | |||
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"How many of you ladies have blue underwear? "Yep | |||
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"Why? When deciding on an evening meal are the first 23567 options not ok. But then you pick option 1." All options have to be carefully considered, don't want to miss anything. | |||
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"How many of you ladies have blue underwear? "I do | |||
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"Ladies. When you ask how you look, after spending half an hour or more getting dressed, coiffed and made-up, and you know fine well that you look absolutely amazing, what is it you’re *really* asking?" Sometimes we need that little extra reassurance, you may think they look amazing but they may not. | |||
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"Ladies: How many handbags and pairs of shoes are too many? " Hmm… this is tricky to answer. I suppose it depends on the selection we have available. I would say shoes and handbags should always come in black and neutral colours (we may also want some colour and metallic options too) and should also be also be in a variety of handbag sizes, heel heights and styles. For example…. You could have 200 pairs of shoes but it’s useless if they’re all trainers  | |||
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"^^ also we want you to say it before we ask. " 100% this! | |||
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"Ladies: How many handbags and pairs of shoes are too many? Hmm… this is tricky to answer. I suppose it depends on the selection we have available. I would say shoes and handbags should always come in black and neutral colours (we may also want some colour and metallic options too) and should also be also be in a variety of handbag sizes, heel heights and styles. For example…. You could have 200 pairs of shoes but it’s useless if they’re all trainers "Ahhh Thank you | |||
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"Ladies: How many handbags and pairs of shoes are too many? " There is not a number big enough | |||
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"Ladies. When you ask how you look, after spending half an hour or more getting dressed, coiffed and made-up, and you know fine well that you look absolutely amazing, what is it you’re *really* asking?" We spent ages getting ready and you didn't compliment us. This is your last chance of survival | |||
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"Ladies: How many handbags and pairs of shoes are too many? " No such thing. | |||
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"I’m really enjoying how the ‘ask a man’ thread is full of pisstake answers while this one has genuine, considered responses. Thanks ladies. You’re ace." It's genius. And it was always going to go that way. | |||
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"Ladies … Can anyone lend me a tenner? " I've only got £20....sorry | |||
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"Ladies: How many handbags and pairs of shoes are too many? " This is a trick question, I thought. Surely there's no such thing as too many? But then, this may be a TV answer.  | |||
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"Ladies. When you ask how you look, after spending half an hour or more getting dressed, coiffed and made-up, and you know fine well that you look absolutely amazing, what is it you’re *really* asking?" Being a bit autistic and not well-versed in the art of hinting, when I ask this question it genuinely means "I'm not sure if I look like a twat. Do I look like a twat? I'll get changed if the answer's yes" | |||
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"How many of you ladies have blue underwear? "Not I. | |||
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"But then, this may be a TV answer. "Since there isn’t a separate thread for T-girls and friends, and you’re able to lord it over us by posting in both male and female threads instead, which have you learned the most from so far? | |||
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"Ladies. When you ask how you look, after spending half an hour or more getting dressed, coiffed and made-up, and you know fine well that you look absolutely amazing, what is it you’re *really* asking? Do I look nice, is my arse fat" Is the appropriate answer either "I can't remember what a triangle looks like" or "is my Pilates ball behind you?" | |||
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"Pink or brown? "Both | |||
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"Ladies. When you ask how you look, after spending half an hour or more getting dressed, coiffed and made-up, and you know fine well that you look absolutely amazing, what is it you’re *really* asking? Do I look nice, is my arse fat Is the appropriate answer either "I can't remember what a triangle looks like" or "is my Pilates ball behind you?"" Yes or no would suffice | |||
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"Pink or brown?
Both "When are we meeting up? | |||
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"Ladies. When you ask how you look, after spending half an hour or more getting dressed, coiffed and made-up, and you know fine well that you look absolutely amazing, what is it you’re *really* asking? Do I look nice, is my arse fat Is the appropriate answer either "I can't remember what a triangle looks like" or "is my Pilates ball behind you?" Yes or no would suffice " Wow, I learn something every day - I had understood the comment about a triangle might be wrong when the best crockery came flying in my direction. | |||
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Since there isn’t a separate thread for T-girls and friends, and you’re able to lord it over us by posting in both male and female threads instead, which have you learned the most from so far?"Oh, the men ask women thread, lol, because women give actual answers. But I don't really feel qualified to answer in either without feeling like I'm a fraud.  | |||
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"Ladies. When you ask how you look, after spending half an hour or more getting dressed, coiffed and made-up, and you know fine well that you look absolutely amazing, what is it you’re *really* asking? Do I look nice, is my arse fat Is the appropriate answer either "I can't remember what a triangle looks like" or "is my Pilates ball behind you?" Yes or no would suffice Wow, I learn something every day - I had understood the comment about a triangle might be wrong when the best crockery came flying in my direction." We're you being obtuse ?? | |||
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"Ladies, do you always have to be asked twice² ?" No.... Next question | |||
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"Ladies. When you ask how you look, after spending half an hour or more getting dressed, coiffed and made-up, and you know fine well that you look absolutely amazing, what is it you’re *really* asking? Do I look nice, is my arse fat Is the appropriate answer either "I can't remember what a triangle looks like" or "is my Pilates ball behind you?" Yes or no would suffice Wow, I learn something every day - I had understood the comment about a triangle might be wrong when the best crockery came flying in my direction. We're you being obtuse ?? "Ah-cute | |||
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"Ladies. When you ask how you look, after spending half an hour or more getting dressed, coiffed and made-up, and you know fine well that you look absolutely amazing, what is it you’re *really* asking? Do I look nice, is my arse fat Is the appropriate answer either "I can't remember what a triangle looks like" or "is my Pilates ball behind you?" Yes or no would suffice Wow, I learn something every day - I had understood the comment about a triangle might be wrong when the best crockery came flying in my direction. We're you being obtuse ??
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"Pink or brown? "Brown is only worth 4 points, pink is 6 points. So pink. You meant snooker right?
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"Pink or brown?
Brown is only worth 4 points, pink is 6 points. So pink. You meant snooker right?
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"Following on from my previous question: In a house fire, which would you choose to save; your handbags or else your shoe collection? (or would you rather go down with them?) "Handbags. | |||
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"Pink or brown?
Brown is only worth 4 points, pink is 6 points. So pink. You meant snooker right?
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"Do you really need to spend that long in the shower? What do you do in there?" Have a wank with the shower head  | |||
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"Do you really need to spend that long in the shower? What do you do in there? Have a wank with the shower head "But.... the water bill. | |||
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"Do you really need to spend that long in the shower? What do you do in there? Have a wank with the shower head
But.... the water bill."It's either that or the electric bill for the wand | |||
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"Why is it acceptable for you to wear my over sized baggy t shirt. But not so, when I wear your thong?" Because as soon as you have seen us naked, your baggy T-shirts and hoodies become shared property | |||
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"Why is it that when you are on a diet, invariably my personal stash of doughnuts, egg custards, magnums and Roses chocolates get depleted when I am out at work?" Because calories from other peoples food don’t count | |||
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"Ladies. When you ask how you look, after spending half an hour or more getting dressed, coiffed and made-up, and you know fine well that you look absolutely amazing, what is it you’re *really* asking?" Is my skirt/dress tucked in my knickers at the back | |||
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"Sorry, that wasn’t a question. Here’s one: I’m getting a round in, what would you like?" Malibu and Coke please | |||
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"Ladies. When you ask how you look, after spending half an hour or more getting dressed, coiffed and made-up, and you know fine well that you look absolutely amazing, what is it you’re *really* asking? Is my skirt/dress tucked in my knickers at the back " When did you start wearing knickers? | |||
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"Ladies, what would you consider to be a good opening message?" Can be a single sentence if the profile is decent I'll reply if not I won't, the message itself as long as it's not a cock in the box doesn't bother me much as long as there's something I can reply to. | |||
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"Malibu and Coke please " I wouldn’t even ask you, I’d just get you one. | |||
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"Sorry, that wasn’t a question. Here’s one: I’m getting a round in, what would you like?" Ale please. So far it’s the only one I have any idea on the answer… | |||
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"Ladies, do you always have to be asked twice¹ ?" If we don’t answer immediately the first time, the answer is no.. | |||
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"Malibu and Coke please I wouldn’t even ask you, I’d just get you one." That's very kind and what a good memory you have. | |||
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"Ladies. When you ask how you look, after spending half an hour or more getting dressed, coiffed and made-up, and you know fine well that you look absolutely amazing, what is it you’re *really* asking? Is my skirt/dress tucked in my knickers at the back When did you start wearing knickers? "After the horror of flashing the school run dad's my bum cheeks in a really windy playground!  | |||
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"Ladies. When you ask how you look, after spending half an hour or more getting dressed, coiffed and made-up, and you know fine well that you look absolutely amazing, what is it you’re *really* asking? Is my skirt/dress tucked in my knickers at the back When did you start wearing knickers?
After the horror of flashing the school run dad's my bum cheeks in a really windy playground! "Now that - I'd love to see. | |||
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"Do you really need to spend that long in the shower? What do you do in there?" How long is too long? I’m spend about 5-10 mins | |||
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"Ale please." Only you and Boo answered and I already know what both of you drink! | |||
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"Flowers. Are these still nice to receive? Or do you just prefer us to Fab a pic? "Flowers are always well received but if I can be really honest (read: picky), just white or one shade of roses for me, I don’t like all the greenery and filler flowers that you usually get with typical bouquets | |||
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"Ale please. Only you and Boo answered and I already know what both of you drink! "Damn I missed the drinks  | |||
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"Ladies: How many handbags and pairs of shoes are too many? " There us no such thing | |||
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"Why the need for 700 cushions and pillows on your bed and do you not get sick taking them off every night to actually get into the bed?" I feel attacked. I have a massive hamper next to the bed to pop my million of cushions and pillows in before getting into bed. Yes, they are needed on the bed every day. They add to the aesthetics of the room. Without them, the room is incomplete. | |||
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"Ladies: A) Many of you, though not all, have an understandable demand for honesty from your lovers. B) Many of you, though not all, ask the question "does my bum look big in this?" Please can you explain the finer points of the equation whereby A) in the affirmative + B) in the affirmative = reduced male life expectancy? Thank you xxx " A=hell yes B= I already know but if you say fat then life expentancy declines inversely proportional to how you answered A | |||
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"Sorry, that wasn’t a question. Here’s one: I’m getting a round in, what would you like?" A mojito or strawberry daiquiri for me please | |||
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"Why the need for 700 cushions and pillows on your bed and do you not get sick taking them off every night to actually get into the bed?" 700 is a little extreme. But cushions are a thing of beauty. Roll with it or get your own bed | |||
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"Why is it acceptable for you to wear my over sized baggy t shirt. But not so, when I wear your thong?" It's acceptable if you like it | |||
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"How many of you ladies have blue underwear? "Apparently only one... her name is Lena. She won the Eurovision talking about her new blue underwear. But Kim Gordon's friend Goo wears green underwear. I just wear granny pants and a Spanx.  | |||
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"Flowers. Are these still nice to receive? Or do you just prefer us to Fab a pic? "flowers are the best | |||
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"Ladies: How many handbags and pairs of shoes are too many? " I beg your pardon?! | |||
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"Ladies: A) Many of you, though not all, have an understandable demand for honesty from your lovers. B) Many of you, though not all, ask the question "does my bum look big in this?" Please can you explain the finer points of the equation whereby A) in the affirmative + B) in the affirmative = reduced male life expectancy? Thank you xxx " Simple thing I learned. Reframe the question. I state, “My (bum, tits, legs, abs, etc) look sexy in this! You’d think wow she’s hot if you saw me out dressed like this, right?”. His life expectancy is not in danger. He knows the answer is yes and usually welcomes a hands-on seal of approval. | |||
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"Why the need for 700 cushions and pillows on your bed and do you not get sick taking them off every night to actually get into the bed?" Is four pillows and five cushions too much They make the bed look so much nicer… it is worth the 1-2 minutes they take to arrange. Nothing worse than when men have mis matched value range polyester bedding *shudder* | |||
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"Why the need for 700 cushions and pillows on your bed and do you not get sick taking them off every night to actually get into the bed? 700 is a little extreme. But cushions are a thing of beauty. Roll with it or get your own bed "Haha I like my own bed it has 2 pillows on despite being a super king size and neither the pillow case or the quilt cover or bottom sheet match I might take it down to a single pillow as the dog never uses his | |||
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"Ladies. When you ask how you look, after spending half an hour or more getting dressed, coiffed and made-up, and you know fine well that you look absolutely amazing, what is it you’re *really* asking?" We don't know... We want to be sure the effort has been worth it and it's always good to hear it from someone else. | |||
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"Why the need for 700 cushions and pillows on your bed and do you not get sick taking them off every night to actually get into the bed? 700 is a little extreme. But cushions are a thing of beauty. Roll with it or get your own bed
Haha I like my own bed it has 2 pillows on despite being a super king size and neither the pillow case or the quilt cover or bottom sheet match I might take it down to a single pillow as the dog never uses his "Nicely done. If that’s how you like it… I personally have to have them matching but it’s Mars and Venus | |||
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"Why the need for 700 cushions and pillows on your bed and do you not get sick taking them off every night to actually get into the bed? Is four pillows and five cushions too much They make the bed look so much nicer… it is worth the 1-2 minutes they take to arrange. Nothing worse than when men have mis matched value range polyester bedding *shudder* "Aw fuck wish I’d seen this before I admitted the state of my bed now I feel like a tramp haha I just felt the need to ask after doing a job on a bungalow and there was no blinds and no word of a lie the amount of cusions reached the foot of the bed | |||
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"Ladies: How many handbags and pairs of shoes are too many? " Never too many, if that's your thing. I'm rare that I'm not really into shoes and bags. | |||
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"Flowers. Are these still nice to receive? Or do you just prefer us to Fab a pic? "I would always appreciate being bought flowers. | |||
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"Why do you not order chips but want mine ? " Other people's chips taste better | |||
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"Why the need for 700 cushions and pillows on your bed and do you not get sick taking them off every night to actually get into the bed?" Yes, which is why I only have the pillows on the bed these days. No one else sees the bedroom so no need for it to look fancy | |||
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"Why do you not order chips but want mine ? " I always order my own | |||
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"Why the need for 700 cushions and pillows on your bed and do you not get sick taking them off every night to actually get into the bed? Is four pillows and five cushions too much They make the bed look so much nicer… it is worth the 1-2 minutes they take to arrange. Nothing worse than when men have mis matched value range polyester bedding *shudder*
Aw fuck wish I’d seen this before I admitted the state of my bed now I feel like a tramp haha
I just felt the need to ask after doing a job on a bungalow and there was no blinds and no word of a lie the amount of cusions reached the foot of the bed "Haha I’ll let you off Matching, good quality, cotton bedding is the way forward and a couple of throw cushions make all the difference. Some people do take it to the extreme though haha | |||
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"A mojito or strawberry daiquiri for me please "I’m hearing mojito. Easier to carry back to the table. | |||
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"Thanks for the tips about flowers. I was beginning to think romance might have died. "Romance is definitely not dead. Or I hope it isn’t. Saying that I’ve only ever received flowers from a man once in my entire life and I was married twice! It’s a two way street | |||
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"Why do you not order chips but want mine ? " Every female half of a couple should purposely order more bait than she can eat to ensure there are leftovers for the male half, and if she is extra considerate she eats from worst on the plate to best to ensure quality leftovers | |||
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"Thanks for the tips about flowers. I was beginning to think romance might have died. "Nope ... | |||
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"why do you wear nickers to bed ? everything needs airing ? "I always sleep naked. I may go to bed wearing various items of underwear but it always comes off before I go to sleep | |||
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"Ladies: A) Many of you, though not all, have an understandable demand for honesty from your lovers. B) Many of you, though not all, ask the question "does my bum look big in this?" Please can you explain the finer points of the equation whereby A) in the affirmative + B) in the affirmative = reduced male life expectancy? Thank you xxx A=hell yes B= I already know but if you say fat then life expentancy declines inversely proportional to how you answered A "
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"why do you wear nickers to bed ? everything needs airing ? "I wear short because I get a cold bum. | |||
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"Thanks for the tips about flowers. I was beginning to think romance might have died. "Never! Flowers are always lovely  | |||
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"How many of you ladies have blue underwear? "Me | |||
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"why do you wear nickers to bed ? everything needs airing ? "I don't like my bum being cold | |||
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"Ladies do you ever look at a guy and think "If asked me for a shag right now,I'd jump on him there and then" ?" Very occasionally | |||
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"Ladies. When you ask how you look, after spending half an hour or more getting dressed, coiffed and made-up, and you know fine well that you look absolutely amazing, what is it you’re *really* asking?" If it's easily fixed then tell me. If I can't change it keep it to yourself. Still be kind in the truth. | |||
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"Ladies: A) Many of you, though not all, have an understandable demand for honesty from your lovers. B) Many of you, though not all, ask the question "does my bum look big in this?" Please can you explain the finer points of the equation whereby A) in the affirmative + B) in the affirmative = reduced male life expectancy? Thank you xxx Simple thing I learned. Reframe the question. I state, “My (bum, tits, legs, abs, etc) look sexy in this! You’d think wow she’s hot if you saw me out dressed like this, right?”. His life expectancy is not in danger. He knows the answer is yes and usually welcomes a hands-on seal of approval. " I like this .
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"Ladies do you ever look at a guy and think "If asked me for a shag right now,I'd jump on him there and then" ?" Yes. Often. | |||
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"Ladies do you ever look at a guy and think "If asked me for a shag right now,I'd jump on him there and then" ?" Yes, occasionally | |||
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"Ladies do you ever look at a guy and think "If asked me for a shag right now,I'd jump on him there and then" ? Yes and no. Yes I think that but no I don’t wait for him to ask "Do you at least let him speak? | |||
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"Thanks for the tips about flowers. I was beginning to think romance might have died.
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"Ladies do you ever look at a guy and think "If asked me for a shag right now,I'd jump on him there and then" ? Yes and no. Yes I think that but no I don’t wait for him to ask
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"Ladies do you ever look at a guy and think "If asked me for a shag right now,I'd jump on him there and then" ?" Yes. But then I invariably end up not waiting for him to ask…. | |||
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"Ladies do you ever look at a guy and think "If asked me for a shag right now,I'd jump on him there and then" ? Yes. But then I invariably end up not waiting for him to ask…." We are twinnies | |||
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" There's still this damned cushions thing though...it just won't go away.... xxx"At least it something she shouldn’t need help to move. If she’s the one moving them is it less a thing though? | |||
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"Ladies do you ever look at a guy and think "If asked me for a shag right now,I'd jump on him there and then" ?" Yes, and sometimes I don’t wait for him to ask me. I tell him I want to shag him ot simply jump on him. | |||
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"why do you wear nickers to bed ? everything needs airing ? "I don’t know how anyone can sleep with any type of clothes on. Naked sleeping is superior. | |||
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"There's still this damned cushions thing though...it just won't go away.... xxx"Some women like to prop themselves up on those cushions and get comfy for oral sex. Just sayin’ … don’t automatically throw them all off the bed. Maybe keep some around. | |||
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"I would like to know, from the ladies.. has anyone ever actually received a dick pick taken while sat on the toilet and responded along the lines of wow that looks great, any plans tonight?? "Oh yes, once. I found myself sat atop his cock an hour later on that same toilet. | |||
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"I would like to know, from the ladies.. has anyone ever actually received a dick pick taken while sat on the toilet and responded along the lines of wow that looks great, any plans tonight?? "I just need to clarify if this is when I’m sat on the toilet or where the dick pic has been taken? | |||
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"I would like to know, from the ladies.. has anyone ever actually received a dick pick taken while sat on the toilet and responded along the lines of wow that looks great, any plans tonight??
I just need to clarify if this is when I’m sat on the toilet or where the dick pic has been taken? "Technically, you could both be curling out a steamer, but the spirit of the question was "him on the loo". | |||
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Oh yes, once. I found myself sat atop his cock an hour later on that same toilet.
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"I would like to know, from the ladies.. has anyone ever actually received a dick pick taken while sat on the toilet and responded along the lines of wow that looks great, any plans tonight??
I just need to clarify if this is when I’m sat on the toilet or where the dick pic has been taken?
Technically, you could both be curling out a steamer, but the spirit of the question was "him on the loo"."Ah ok. I wasn’t sure. So the answer would be yes BUT quite a while ago | |||
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I just need to clarify if this is when I’m sat on the toilet or where the dick pic has been taken? "We mean when guys send a picture of their manhood, while they're sat on the toilet accompanied by a message that just says Hi of course.. just we seem to get that a lot of this and wondered if it's ever actually worked out for anyone | |||
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"Apologies if it's already been answered. Why do you use your alloy wheels to guide you into a parking space?" Because we can't drive... simples | |||
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"I would like to know, from the ladies.. has anyone ever actually received a dick pick taken while sat on the toilet and responded along the lines of wow that looks great, any plans tonight?? "Okay, here’s a question ladies. Given the way this conversation went, should I change my profile pic right now? | |||
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"There's still this damned cushions thing though...it just won't go away.... xxx
Some women like to prop themselves up on those cushions and get comfy for oral sex.
Just sayin’ … don’t automatically throw them all off the bed. Maybe keep some around. "I do see what you're saying RTG, but are you sure letting your women onto the bed is hygienic? (Oh boy...I'm UNLOS ) | |||
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"Apologies if it's already been answered. Why do you use your alloy wheels to guide you into a parking space? Because we can't drive... simples " Ahh this makes perfect sense now. Thank you | |||
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"(Oh boy...I'm UNLOS )"Tell me, Brother Nicky … exactly how long have you had this death wish? | |||
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"(Oh boy...I'm UNLOS )
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"Ladies. When you ask how you look, after spending half an hour or more getting dressed, coiffed and made-up, and you know fine well that you look absolutely amazing, what is it you’re *really* asking? Do I look nice, is my arse fat" Oh that's reassuring, my natural response is to grab that ass and growl. Or kiss her neck. I've found if I speak it will be wrong. | |||
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"And another question for all the women. Why do you have so many group chats on the go at once? And how on earth do you keep up with them all? " Fuck knows and well fuck knows lol | |||
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"There's still this damned cushions thing though...it just won't go away.... xxx
Some women like to prop themselves up on those cushions and get comfy for oral sex.
Just sayin’ … don’t automatically throw them all off the bed. Maybe keep some around.
I do see what you're saying RTG, but are you sure letting your women onto the bed is hygienic?
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"Ladies. When you ask how you look, after spending half an hour or more getting dressed, coiffed and made-up, and you know fine well that you look absolutely amazing, what is it you’re *really* asking? Do I look nice, is my arse fat Oh that's reassuring, my natural response is to grab that ass and growl. Or kiss her neck. I've found if I speak it will be wrong. " Good response | |||
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"And another question for all the women. Why do you have so many group chats on the go at once? And how on earth do you keep up with them all? " They’re all on mute | |||
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"Ladies - how do you manage to fit all the beauty, the dreams, the poetry and music of the cosmos into such small bodies?" Dr Who took inspiration from us women when creating the notion the Tardis | |||
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"There's still this damned cushions thing though...it just won't go away.... xxx
Some women like to prop themselves up on those cushions and get comfy for oral sex.
Just sayin’ … don’t automatically throw them all off the bed. Maybe keep some around.
I do see what you're saying RTG, but are you sure letting your women onto the bed is hygienic?
(Oh boy...I'm UNLOS )
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"There's still this damned cushions thing though...it just won't go away.... xxx
Some women like to prop themselves up on those cushions and get comfy for oral sex.
Just sayin’ … don’t automatically throw them all off the bed. Maybe keep some around.
I do see what you're saying RTG, but are you sure letting your women onto the bed is hygienic?
(Oh boy...I'm UNLOS )
. Bye Nicky
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"Ladies - how do you manage to fit all the beauty, the dreams, the poetry and music of the cosmos into such small bodies? Dr Who took inspiration from us women when creating the notion the Tardis" Ahhhhh...so is his sonic screwdriver like some sort of cosmic vibrator - keeping Tardis space active via orgasms? It all makes sense now Nell xxx | |||
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"Ladies - aftershave on a man, turn on or turn off??" Turn on as long as you don’t wear so much I taste it | |||
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" Okay, here’s a question ladies. Given the way this conversation went, should I change my profile pic right now? "No, you're good | |||
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"Why do you all love wonko? " Because he's funny | |||
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"Apologies if it's already been answered. Why do you use your alloy wheels to guide you into a parking space?" Cheeky… my alloys are perfect. As are my bumpers | |||
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"There's still this damned cushions thing though...it just won't go away.... xxx
Some women like to prop themselves up on those cushions and get comfy for oral sex.
Just sayin’ … don’t automatically throw them all off the bed. Maybe keep some around.
I do see what you're saying RTG, but are you sure letting your women onto the bed is hygienic?
(Oh boy...I'm UNLOS )
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....ah fuck it xxxx
Only joking… too many cushions are fucking annoying " I can compromise on "some" cushions.
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"There's still this damned cushions thing though...it just won't go away.... xxx
Some women like to prop themselves up on those cushions and get comfy for oral sex.
Just sayin’ … don’t automatically throw them all off the bed. Maybe keep some around.
I do see what you're saying RTG, but are you sure letting your women onto the bed is hygienic?
(Oh boy...I'm UNLOS )
. Bye Nicky
....ah fuck it xxxx
Only joking… too many cushions are fucking annoying
I can compromise on "some" cushions.
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"Thanks for the tips about flowers. I was beginning to think romance might have died. "I'd rather a gin | |||
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"There's still this damned cushions thing though...it just won't go away.... xxx
Some women like to prop themselves up on those cushions and get comfy for oral sex.
Just sayin’ … don’t automatically throw them all off the bed. Maybe keep some around.
I do see what you're saying RTG, but are you sure letting your women onto the bed is hygienic?
(Oh boy...I'm UNLOS )
. Bye Nicky
....ah fuck it xxxx
Only joking… too many cushions are fucking annoying
I can compromise on "some" cushions.
And of course the bed is always yours. Someone has to soak up the wet patch xxxx
Are you trying to go double UNLOS? "How very dare you LB! I'm building up to a hat-trick here xxxx | |||
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