FabSwingers.com forum: Join the queue.

By *iddlesticks OP Man
24 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

Join the queue and there will be sexy people come along to give you a virtual snog and a cheeky squeeze.

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By *allandathleticMan
24 weeks ago

Asgard

Go on then

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By *eroLondonMan
24 weeks ago

Covent Garden

Ticket No. ³

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

I await patiently in the queue

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By *nnCeeWoman
24 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

In x

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

In too

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By *educing_EmCouple
24 weeks ago

Tipperary

Waiting patiently

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By *oozleMan
24 weeks ago

high wycombe

Cuddles……in for the win!

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
24 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

I have heard that hell is one big queue!!

Should be right at home then

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
24 weeks ago

St Leonards

I'm in.

Just because I think the women already in have earned my arm around their waist, my other hand moving their hair away from their face, as I gently stroke their cheeks and temples, look into their eyes, tell them:

"You're so beautiful today. I need you"

And I pull them to me, brushing our lips together, opening mouths, holding them tight to me and kissing longingly, deeply, as my arm around their waist holds them so they can fall....oh they can fall so much....but I will always have them.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
24 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Joining the conga

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
24 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

[Removed by poster at 10/06/24 15:47:11]

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By *annybrowneyesMan
24 weeks ago

Paddock Wood

"Ticket number 004...to the collection point please"

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
24 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’ve just whizzed down the line and given you lovely lot a smacker on the lips.

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By *allandathleticMan
24 weeks ago

Asgard

"Waiting patiently "

Virtual snog and a cheeky arse squeeze

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By *eroLondonMan
24 weeks ago

Covent Garden

""Ticket number 004...to the collection point please""

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Not for me. I'm here for the Clit & Collect.

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By *parkle1974Woman
24 weeks ago

Leeds

I've brought a deckchair....I'll just park myself here

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
24 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

How typically British. We’ll join any queue, won’t we?

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By *B69Woman
24 weeks ago

Wiltshire

Yes please

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
24 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

I'll join the queue to my stereotyping rehabilitation session because the Germans won't be there to push in front of me, largely because they will be at the Euros.

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By *moothandslimMan
24 weeks ago

North Walsham

Patiently waiting.

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By *ayRyuMan
24 weeks ago

Harrogate

A queue for virtual hugs? Yes please

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
24 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I've brought a deckchair....I'll just park myself here

You can park yourself here.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
24 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Yes please"

How was that for you.

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By *erry bull1Man
24 weeks ago

doncaster

I’m in and doing my crossword till it happens

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
24 weeks ago

Leeds

I don’t queue, I’ll come back later when everyone has fucked off.

When is your least busiest period?

The mr

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By *ickshawedCouple
24 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

What is there to squeeze? I'm not queueing up if it's something rubbish

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
24 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

"What is there to squeeze? I'm not queueing up if it's something rubbish "

You can squeeze my left testicle if you wish.

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By *iddlesticks OP Man
24 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I don’t queue, I’ll come back later when everyone has fucked off.

When is your least busiest period?

The mr "

There you go, always debasing it down to periods.

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
24 weeks ago

Wales

Squeezing in

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By *rBobbMan
24 weeks ago

Birmingham

Shuffle up please and let me in

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By *eroLondonMan
24 weeks ago

Covent Garden

Thank you to {redacted} for my hug.

Next time please do not leave it so late.

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By *nnCeeWoman
24 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

Extra hugs being passed around for the queue

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By *iaisonseekerMan
24 weeks ago

Liverpool

Wait there's no way to jump the queue if you're VWE/BBC/gym fit?

Those guys are always invited to the front of the queue.

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By *hortarseWoman
24 weeks ago

Norfolk

I'm in for a little one

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By *hunky GentMan
24 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Any room for a big one?

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
24 weeks ago

Wales

Are we still queuing?! I just want to go home with my maccies

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By *y AmoreMan
24 weeks ago

london

"Are we still queuing?! I just want to go home with my maccies

I’ll queue with you x

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By *hunky GentMan
24 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Are we still queuing?! I just want to go home with my maccies

Need a lift?

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
24 weeks ago

St Leonards

The queue was long. They had both made such an effort for tonight. Her hair was behind her ears, little tendrils dropping, in spite of her pushing them back constantly, over her eyes.

The large moon shone in her eyes, she saw him smile at her.

He brushed her arm gently.

"I don't care about this. I just want to be here, with you. Now."

She sighed, and smiled back.

He put his hand on her temple, she leaned against him.

His other hand touched, firmly, the outside of her thigh, partly on her buttock, and he pulled her to him.

"You are all I want".

He brushed his hand over her thigh, close to her mound. She could feel him close to where she really wanted him, but not too close, too soon.

And he brushed his lips against hers, held her head and gently pulled her closer. Warm, sweet breath danced between them, a little bite on her lower lip, a soft, deeper kiss, still with his other hand on the inner part of her thigh, still teasing, still promising more to come.

"Oi! Stop that you two. We're opening up now"

Jolted out of their reverie, he looked at her with his piercing manliness and asked:

"Do you want me to finger you with the kebab fat on my hands like your sister prefers, or a wash first luv?"

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

As usual, so far down the queue that the venue closed it's doors just as I got there.

Yet another trudge through cold rain swept streets to find another queue.

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By *ustfulbigboyMan
24 weeks ago

North Wales

In need of some hugs so joining at the back of the queue.

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By *igboro01Man
24 weeks ago

Middlesbrough

I'm definitely in on this one

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