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By (user no longer on site) OP   
24 weeks ago

What do you advise, fabbers? What do you do?

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By *acavityMan
24 weeks ago

Redditch

Try bi?

Lots more men looking, than women.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
24 weeks ago


"Try bi?

Lots more men looking, than women.

"

If I was into men I’d clean up.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
24 weeks ago

St Leonards

Gigantiwank time .

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By *ackformore100Man
24 weeks ago

Tin town


"What do you advise, fabbers? What do you do?"

If you can't find a partner use a wooden chair. If it's good enough for elvis

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By *exyScientistsCouple
24 weeks ago

Castlebar


"What do you advise, fabbers? What do you do?"

Do you have a job, aside from starting forums? I find a useful distraction

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By *onderWomanWlvWoman
24 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

If I was feeling desperate, I'd try to avoid engaging in The Sex because the desperation might lead to poor decision making.

Failing that, I'd pop down to Chams, get my tits out, and hope for the best

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
24 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"If I was feeling desperate, I'd try to avoid engaging in The Sex because the desperation might lead to poor decision making.

Failing that, I'd pop down to Chams, get my tits out, and hope for the best "

Does getting your tits out for a bunch of horny guys work??

It sounds like a shot in the dark to me

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

I put up a meet request.

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By *imply DeeWoman
24 weeks ago

Wherever

Have you tried clubs?

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By *ebauchedDeviantsPt2Couple
24 weeks ago

Cumbria


"What do you advise, fabbers? What do you do?"

Go bi, the numbers are in your favour that way.

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
24 weeks ago

Wales

Send fafs to all on your hotlist

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
24 weeks ago


"If I was feeling desperate, I'd try to avoid engaging in The Sex because the desperation might lead to poor decision making.

Failing that, I'd pop down to Chams, get my tits out, and hope for the best "

Chams what a great idea.

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
24 weeks ago

Wales

Failing that send a chopper up with a faf message on the back

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
24 weeks ago


"Have you tried clubs? "

Hmmm. No. I haven’t tried organised socials either

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
24 weeks ago

Wales


"Send fafs to all on your hotlist "

I meant block list

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
24 weeks ago


"Failing that send a chopper up with a faf message on the back "

Incoming babe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
24 weeks ago


"Send fafs to all on your hotlist

I meant block list "

They’ve blocked me back I reckon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
24 weeks ago


"What do you advise, fabbers? What do you do?

Do you have a job, aside from starting forums? I find a useful distraction "

No I’m unemployed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
24 weeks ago


"I put up a meet request. "

Does it work?

(That’s what she said )

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By *amie HantsWoman
24 weeks ago

Atlantis

Text someone that gives you the Ick. Get really graphic with the sexting. Have a wank. Lay there questioning your life choices. Not be horny for a long while after.

You’re welcome

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By *emidemiWoman
24 weeks ago

basingstoke

Realise it’s not going to happen, sigh and move on. (Unfortunately)

Or have a wank.

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
24 weeks ago

Wales


"Send fafs to all on your hotlist

I meant block list

They’ve blocked me back I reckon. "

Those fuckers!

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By *imply DeeWoman
24 weeks ago

Wherever


"Have you tried clubs?

Hmmm. No. I haven’t tried organised socials either "

That’s probably where you’re going wrong. Get yourself to the social! Plenty of them in your area

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
24 weeks ago


"Realise it’s not going to happen, sigh and move on. (Unfortunately)

Or have a wank. "

It’s gonna happen. Maybe not today though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
24 weeks ago


"Have you tried clubs?

Hmmm. No. I haven’t tried organised socials either

That’s probably where you’re going wrong. Get yourself to the social! Plenty of them in your area

"

Guaranteed sex.

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By *illan-KillashMan
24 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants


"What do you advise, fabbers? What do you do?"

I just snap my fingers and the thirsty ones come running.

Quite literally sometimes.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
24 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"What do you advise, fabbers? What do you do?"

Sowwy

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple
24 weeks ago

St Neots


"What do you advise, fabbers? What do you do?

Sowwy "

Are you though?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
24 weeks ago


"What do you advise, fabbers? What do you do?

Sowwy "

What are you talking about

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By *cLovin2Man
24 weeks ago

Reading


"What do you advise, fabbers? What do you do?"

Didn't you mention that you have a fiancé? So what is the problem?

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By *imply DeeWoman
24 weeks ago

Wherever


"Have you tried clubs?

Hmmm. No. I haven’t tried organised socials either

That’s probably where you’re going wrong. Get yourself to the social! Plenty of them in your area

Guaranteed sex. "

Duh.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
24 weeks ago

Essex

Cry.

Then have a sandwich.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
24 weeks ago


"What do you advise, fabbers? What do you do?

Didn't you mention that you have a fiancé? So what is the problem?"

It’s true. She is here solely for my pleasure at all times and her own wants and needs are completely irrelevant. The fact that we have a child which comes with its own barriers is also irrelevant.

You’re right. My bad

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
24 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Biiiiiiiig wank OP

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple
24 weeks ago

St Neots


"What do you advise, fabbers? What do you do?

Didn't you mention that you have a fiancé? So what is the problem?

It’s true. She is here solely for my pleasure at all times and her own wants and needs are completely irrelevant. The fact that we have a child which comes with its own barriers is also irrelevant.

You’re right. My bad"

Spot on, now go get some

Jokes ofc

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By *ot to giggleWoman
24 weeks ago

Coventry


"Cry.

Then have a sandwich."

what we having in a sandwich

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
24 weeks ago


"What do you advise, fabbers? What do you do?

Didn't you mention that you have a fiancé? So what is the problem?

It’s true. She is here solely for my pleasure at all times and her own wants and needs are completely irrelevant. The fact that we have a child which comes with its own barriers is also irrelevant.

You’re right. My bad

Spot on, now go get some

Jokes ofc"

I’ve turned cancelled all my afternoon meetings and we’re going to do it now. She’s laying legs akimbo waiting

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
24 weeks ago


"Cry.

Then have a sandwich.

what we having in a sandwich "

Cheese and pickle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
24 weeks ago


"Biiiiiiiig wank OP "

Talk me through it?

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By *herry delightWoman
24 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

Do you want me to answer lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
24 weeks ago


"Do you want me to answer lol xxx"
NO! You’re banned!

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By *emidemiWoman
24 weeks ago

basingstoke


"Realise it’s not going to happen, sigh and move on. (Unfortunately)

Or have a wank.

It’s gonna happen. Maybe not today though "

If only tomorrow

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
24 weeks ago

Essex


"Cry.

Then have a sandwich.

what we having in a sandwich "

I had cheese & tomato.

I’m just off for another cry now…

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
24 weeks ago

Essex


"Cry.

Then have a sandwich.

what we having in a sandwich

Cheese and pickle

"

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By *ittlebirdWoman
24 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"What do you advise, fabbers? What do you do?

Sowwy

What are you talking about "

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By *ittlebirdWoman
24 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Cry.

Then have a sandwich.

what we having in a sandwich

Cheese and pickle

"

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By *herry delightWoman
24 weeks ago

Ilfracombe


"Do you want me to answer lol xxx NO! You’re banned! "

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
24 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Biiiiiiiig wank OP

Talk me through it?"

Out.

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By *d4fun73Man
24 weeks ago

Shipley


"What do you advise, fabbers? What do you do?"

Pay for it

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
24 weeks ago

Leeds

Message everyone with a 2000 mile radius “ hey “ with a dick pick and the cry in the forums that you can get a reply.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
24 weeks ago


"Message everyone with a 2000 mile radius “ hey “ with a dick pick and the cry in the forums that you can get a reply.

The mr "

That’s a great idea for my next thread.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
24 weeks ago

Leeds


"Message everyone with a 2000 mile radius “ hey “ with a dick pick and the cry in the forums that you can get a reply.

The mr

That’s a great idea for my next thread. "

Fucking hell Stephen, don’t start them off.

The mr

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By *he love catsCouple
24 weeks ago

South Wales

Wank over some fab videos that should get you through the day.

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By *herry delightWoman
24 weeks ago

Ilfracombe


"Do you want me to answer lol xxx NO! You’re banned!

"

I don't know why hehe are you feeling horny ???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
24 weeks ago


"Do you want me to answer lol xxx NO! You’re banned!

I don't know why hehe are you feeling horny ???"

Terribly. TERRIBLY HORNY

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
24 weeks ago

Southampton


"What do you advise, fabbers? What do you do?"

Have a wank... sex is overrated

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago


"Text someone that gives you the Ick. Get really graphic with the sexting. Have a wank. Lay there questioning your life choices. Not be horny for a long while after.

You’re welcome "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
24 weeks ago


"What do you advise, fabbers? What do you do?

Have a wank... sex is overrated "

This is true. Tonight’s wank will be epic

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By *cLovin2Man
24 weeks ago

Reading


"Message everyone with a 2000 mile radius “ hey “ with a dick pick and the cry in the forums that you can get a reply.

The mr "

Damn it, that's what I've been doing wrong up till now. I better get my dic pic launching rocket launcher.

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By *cLovin2Man
24 weeks ago

Reading


"What do you advise, fabbers? What do you do?

Have a wank... sex is overrated "

Au contrare, The best orgasm I ever had was with a Brazilian girl. It was 20 years ago but she taught me things.

More than any porno

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By *andC1000Couple
24 weeks ago

Ashford

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By *andC1000Couple
24 weeks ago

Ashford


"What do you advise, fabbers? What do you do?

Go bi, the numbers are in your favour that way. "

Seems to be the preference for many of the ‘fab straight’ on here

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
24 weeks ago

Southampton


"What do you advise, fabbers? What do you do?

Have a wank... sex is overrated

Au contrare, The best orgasm I ever had was with a Brazilian girl. It was 20 years ago but she taught me things.

More than any porno "

congratulations....

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