FabSwingers.com forum: I now desperately want to have sex

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What do you advise, fabbers? What do you do?

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By *acavityMan
over a year ago

Redditch

Try bi?

Lots more men looking, than women.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Try bi?

Lots more men looking, than women.

If I was into men I’d clean up.

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
over a year ago

St Leonards

Gigantiwank time

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By *ackformore100Man
over a year ago

Tin town

"What do you advise, fabbers? What do you do?"

If you can't find a partner use a wooden chair. If it's good enough for elvis

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By *exyScientistsCouple
over a year ago

Castlebar

"What do you advise, fabbers? What do you do?"

Do you have a job, aside from starting forums? I find a useful distraction

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By *onderWomanWlvWoman
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

If I was feeling desperate, I'd try to avoid engaging in The Sex because the desperation might lead to poor decision making.

Failing that, I'd pop down to Chams, get my tits out, and hope for the best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I was feeling desperate, I'd try to avoid engaging in The Sex because the desperation might lead to poor decision making.

Failing that, I'd pop down to Chams, get my tits out, and hope for the best

Does getting your tits out for a bunch of horny guys work??

It sounds like a shot in the dark to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I put up a meet request.

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

London

Have you tried clubs?

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By *ebauchedDeviantsPt2Couple
over a year ago

Cumbria

"What do you advise, fabbers? What do you do?"

Go bi, the numbers are in your favour that way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send fafs to all on your hotlist

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If I was feeling desperate, I'd try to avoid engaging in The Sex because the desperation might lead to poor decision making.

Failing that, I'd pop down to Chams, get my tits out, and hope for the best

Chams what a great idea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Failing that send a chopper up with a faf message on the back

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you tried clubs? "

Hmmm. No. I haven’t tried organised socials either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Send fafs to all on your hotlist

I meant block list

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Failing that send a chopper up with a faf message on the back

Incoming babe

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Send fafs to all on your hotlist

I meant block list

They’ve blocked me back I reckon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What do you advise, fabbers? What do you do?

Do you have a job, aside from starting forums? I find a useful distraction

No I’m unemployed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I put up a meet request. "

Does it work?

(That’s what she said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Text someone that gives you the Ick. Get really graphic with the sexting. Have a wank. Lay there questioning your life choices. Not be horny for a long while after.

You’re welcome

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By *herry.bombWoman
over a year ago

basingstoke

Realise it’s not going to happen, sigh and move on. (Unfortunately)

Or have a wank.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Send fafs to all on your hotlist

I meant block list

They’ve blocked me back I reckon. "

Those fuckers!

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

London

"Have you tried clubs?

Hmmm. No. I haven’t tried organised socials either

That’s probably where you’re going wrong. Get yourself to the social! Plenty of them in your area

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Realise it’s not going to happen, sigh and move on. (Unfortunately)

Or have a wank.

It’s gonna happen. Maybe not today though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you tried clubs?

Hmmm. No. I haven’t tried organised socials either

That’s probably where you’re going wrong. Get yourself to the social! Plenty of them in your area

Guaranteed sex.

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By *illan-KillashMan
over a year ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

"What do you advise, fabbers? What do you do?"

I just snap my fingers and the thirsty ones come running.

Quite literally sometimes.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"What do you advise, fabbers? What do you do?"

Sowwy

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple
over a year ago

St Neots

"What do you advise, fabbers? What do you do?

Sowwy

Are you though?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What do you advise, fabbers? What do you do?

Sowwy

What are you talking about

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By *cLovin2Man
over a year ago

West Drayton

"What do you advise, fabbers? What do you do?"

Didn't you mention that you have a fiancé? So what is the problem?

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

London

"Have you tried clubs?

Hmmm. No. I haven’t tried organised socials either

That’s probably where you’re going wrong. Get yourself to the social! Plenty of them in your area

Guaranteed sex.

Duh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cry.

Then have a sandwich.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What do you advise, fabbers? What do you do?

Didn't you mention that you have a fiancé? So what is the problem?"

It’s true. She is here solely for my pleasure at all times and her own wants and needs are completely irrelevant. The fact that we have a child which comes with its own barriers is also irrelevant.

You’re right. My bad

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Biiiiiiiig wank OP

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple
over a year ago

St Neots

"What do you advise, fabbers? What do you do?

Didn't you mention that you have a fiancé? So what is the problem?

It’s true. She is here solely for my pleasure at all times and her own wants and needs are completely irrelevant. The fact that we have a child which comes with its own barriers is also irrelevant.

You’re right. My bad"

Spot on, now go get some

Jokes ofc

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By *ot to giggleWoman
over a year ago

Coventry

"Cry.

Then have a sandwich."

what we having in a sandwich

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What do you advise, fabbers? What do you do?

Didn't you mention that you have a fiancé? So what is the problem?

It’s true. She is here solely for my pleasure at all times and her own wants and needs are completely irrelevant. The fact that we have a child which comes with its own barriers is also irrelevant.

You’re right. My bad

Spot on, now go get some

Jokes ofc"

I’ve turned cancelled all my afternoon meetings and we’re going to do it now. She’s laying legs akimbo waiting

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cry.

Then have a sandwich.

what we having in a sandwich

Cheese and pickle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Biiiiiiiig wank OP

Talk me through it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you want me to answer lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you want me to answer lol xxx"
NO! You’re banned!

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By *herry.bombWoman
over a year ago

basingstoke

"Realise it’s not going to happen, sigh and move on. (Unfortunately)

Or have a wank.

It’s gonna happen. Maybe not today though

If only tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cry.

Then have a sandwich.

what we having in a sandwich

I had cheese & tomato.

I’m just off for another cry now…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cry.

Then have a sandwich.

what we having in a sandwich

Cheese and pickle

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"What do you advise, fabbers? What do you do?

Sowwy

What are you talking about

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By *ittlebirdWoman
over a year ago

The Big Smoke

"Cry.

Then have a sandwich.

what we having in a sandwich

Cheese and pickle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you want me to answer lol xxx NO! You’re banned!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Biiiiiiiig wank OP

Talk me through it?"

Out.

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

"What do you advise, fabbers? What do you do?"

Pay for it

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Message everyone with a 2000 mile radius “ hey “ with a dick pick and the cry in the forums that you can get a reply.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Message everyone with a 2000 mile radius “ hey “ with a dick pick and the cry in the forums that you can get a reply.

The mr "

That’s a great idea for my next thread.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Message everyone with a 2000 mile radius “ hey “ with a dick pick and the cry in the forums that you can get a reply.

The mr

That’s a great idea for my next thread.

Fucking hell Stephen, don’t start them off.

The mr

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Wank over some fab videos that should get you through the day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you want me to answer lol xxx NO! You’re banned!

I don't know why hehe are you feeling horny ???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you want me to answer lol xxx NO! You’re banned!

I don't know why hehe are you feeling horny ???"

Terribly. TERRIBLY HORNY

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"What do you advise, fabbers? What do you do?"

Have a wank... sex is overrated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Text someone that gives you the Ick. Get really graphic with the sexting. Have a wank. Lay there questioning your life choices. Not be horny for a long while after.

You’re welcome "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What do you advise, fabbers? What do you do?

Have a wank... sex is overrated

This is true. Tonight’s wank will be epic

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By *cLovin2Man
over a year ago

West Drayton

"Message everyone with a 2000 mile radius “ hey “ with a dick pick and the cry in the forums that you can get a reply.

The mr "

Damn it, that's what I've been doing wrong up till now. I better get my dic pic launching rocket launcher.

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By *cLovin2Man
over a year ago

West Drayton

"What do you advise, fabbers? What do you do?

Have a wank... sex is overrated

Au contrare, The best orgasm I ever had was with a Brazilian girl. It was 20 years ago but she taught me things.

More than any porno

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By *andC1000Couple
over a year ago

Ashford

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By *andC1000Couple
over a year ago

Ashford

"What do you advise, fabbers? What do you do?

Go bi, the numbers are in your favour that way. "

Seems to be the preference for many of the ‘fab straight’ on here

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

The bottom of the River Ankh

"What do you advise, fabbers? What do you do?

Have a wank... sex is overrated

Au contrare, The best orgasm I ever had was with a Brazilian girl. It was 20 years ago but she taught me things.

More than any porno

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congratulations....

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