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"Didn't know Launceston was a seaside town " Launceston-on-Sea...its in all the good beach guides | |||
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"I know what you mean , when I ran a seaside pub , all those day trippers spending their money , keeping the economy going , keeping us in work . The Bastards ." ruining the pavements with their litter...bumping the kerbs in their 4 x 4 s...letting their little poncy kids squeal about the place...your so right | |||
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"yay...easter is over and the tourists will be gone and the high street wont be jammed by salad dodging pasty eaters that seem too think its their right to block the paths as they chomp on ..moaning about their weight...anyone else in seaside town have this problem?" oh ffs its Mr Toffs Towers again, we cant all afford Pate foie gras... some of us need pasties to sustain our sexual energy! lol | |||
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"I cant believe a pasty can upset someone this much .. well you learn something new every day I guess " Only get upset if it's those Ginster panty liner pasties | |||
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"yay...easter is over and the tourists will be gone and the high street wont be jammed by salad dodging pasty eaters that seem too think its their right to block the paths as they chomp on ..moaning about their weight...anyone else in seaside town have this problem?" I'm in a seaside town blooming grockles | |||
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"Seaside town person here and thank God for tourists keeping all the seafront cafes, hotels, restaurants, bars, tourist attractions, shops and b and bs going. " Eastbourne...god all the shops have bifocal windows...is anyone alive there still | |||
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"I sometimes hit them as I'm attempting to throw a stone from my house to the sea ....... bloody bastard tourists! " You sent all the bloody scottish lot down to me lol | |||
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"I think some people where just born miserable" I think not...its taken me years to turn into victor meldrews moanier brother | |||
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"I think some people where just born miserable I think not...its taken me years to turn into victor meldrews moanier brother" I actually know someone who moans more than you, only one mind you | |||
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"I sometimes hit them as I'm attempting to throw a stone from my house to the sea ....... bloody bastard tourists! " Good job it was ' a stones throw to the sea ' when you bought it and not ' the house is a stones throw from the beach ' ...... | |||
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"yay...easter is over and the tourists will be gone and the high street wont be jammed by salad dodging pasty eaters that seem too think its their right to block the paths as they chomp on ..moaning about their weight...anyone else in seaside town have this problem?" er yes | |||
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"Seaside town person here and thank God for tourists keeping all the seafront cafes, hotels, restaurants, bars, tourist attractions, shops and b and bs going. Eastbourne...god all the shops have bifocal windows...is anyone alive there still" No! I'm posting from beyond the grave. Are you always this rude or is it just an Easter treat? | |||
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"yay...easter is over and the tourists will be gone and the high street wont be jammed by salad dodging pasty eaters that seem too think its their right to block the paths as they chomp on ..moaning about their weight...anyone else in seaside town have this problem? I'm in a seaside town blooming grockles " Through which I passed in a most grockley manner bemoaning the fact there wasn't a Waitrose to hand. Actually, I like pasties and real ale and am a lovely tourist... | |||
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"I sometimes hit them as I'm attempting to throw a stone from my house to the sea ....... bloody bastard tourists! You sent all the bloody scottish lot down to me lol" I did didn't I? Quietest Easter I've had in years Mum and Dad are back tomorrow though, hope you were nice to them. | |||
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"I sometimes hit them as I'm attempting to throw a stone from my house to the sea ....... bloody bastard tourists! Good job it was ' a stones throw to the sea ' when you bought it and not ' the house is a stones throw from the beach ' ......" My aim is getting better. | |||
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"I think some people where just born miserable I think not...its taken me years to turn into victor meldrews moanier brother" He wasn't funny either. | |||
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"I sometimes hit them as I'm attempting to throw a stone from my house to the sea ....... bloody bastard tourists! Good job it was ' a stones throw to the sea ' when you bought it and not ' the house is a stones throw from the beach ' ...... My aim is getting better. " Still hitting the mat around the toilet then ??? | |||
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"I sometimes hit them as I'm attempting to throw a stone from my house to the sea ....... bloody bastard tourists! Good job it was ' a stones throw to the sea ' when you bought it and not ' the house is a stones throw from the beach ' ...... My aim is getting better. Still hitting the mat around the toilet then ???" No mat so no worries. | |||
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"OP ! is it safe to assume that you don't work for the local tourist authority ? or greggs ?" Have visions of him behind the counter in greggs now. | |||
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"OP ! is it safe to assume that you don't work for the local tourist authority ? or greggs ? Have visions of him behind the counter in greggs now. " Launceston is the home of the biggest pasty factory in the uk. | |||
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"OP ! is it safe to assume that you don't work for the local tourist authority ? or greggs ? Have visions of him behind the counter in greggs now. " we don't allow such capitalist establishments her...mind you I am thin enough to fit behind the counter | |||
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"OP ! is it safe to assume that you don't work for the local tourist authority ? or greggs ? Have visions of him behind the counter in greggs now. Launceston is the home of the biggest pasty factory in the uk. " what as well as being in ALL the good beach guides ? why have i not heard of this place ? i love a nice beach and i love a good pasty has the op unwittingly just crowded the pavements even more with lard arses like me i wonder ? | |||
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"I think some people where just born miserable I think not...its taken me years to turn into victor meldrews moanier brother I actually know someone who moans more than you, only one mind you" | |||
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" has the op unwittingly just crowded the pavements even more with lard arses like me i wonder ? " shall we stage a site 'sit out' at the front of greggs and then drop our wrappers on the floor ?? | |||
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"yay...easter is over and the tourists will be gone and the high street wont be jammed by salad dodging pasty eaters that seem too think its their right to block the paths as they chomp on ..moaning about their weight...anyone else in seaside town have this problem?" No but ill tell you what ruins my trips to the seaside. People who live in tourist towns that Moan about tourists visiting and spending their hard earned money in their shops and eating their local delicacies | |||
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"Lardy arse! Love it, I'm happy to take my lardy arse there for a pastie. " Lets all invade it with our lardy arses at the next bank holiday and head for Mr Miseries castle | |||
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"Lardy arse! Love it, I'm happy to take my lardy arse there for a pastie. Lets all invade it with our lardy arses at the next bank holiday and head for Mr Miseries castle " Keep driving past Launceston and come to Truro, we've got some proper pasties | |||
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"Launceston used to be the capital of Cornwall in medeival times. It's on the Devon/Cornwall border about 20miles from the sea. They used to have a good rugby union team, not sure how well they're doing at the moment." I did wonder as we visited Tintagel and Bude but never saw a Launceston by the sea. | |||
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"Lardy arse! Love it, I'm happy to take my lardy arse there for a pastie. Lets all invade it with our lardy arses at the next bank holiday and head for Mr Miseries castle " aha ..plan foiled..we have arse restrictor barriers on all entry roads...you never invade | |||
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"Lardy arse! Love it, I'm happy to take my lardy arse there for a pastie. Lets all invade it with our lardy arses at the next bank holiday and head for Mr Miseries castle aha ..plan foiled..we have arse restrictor barriers on all entry roads...you never invade" I see ..... you keep all your arses penned in, good idea. | |||
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"Lardy arse! Love it, I'm happy to take my lardy arse there for a pastie. Lets all invade it with our lardy arses at the next bank holiday and head for Mr Miseries castle aha ..plan foiled..we have arse restrictor barriers on all entry roads...you never invade I see ..... you keep all your arses penned in, good idea." ha ha, its so their misery doesnt affect the rest of the country | |||
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"Lardy arse! Love it, I'm happy to take my lardy arse there for a pastie. Lets all invade it with our lardy arses at the next bank holiday and head for Mr Miseries castle aha ..plan foiled..we have arse restrictor barriers on all entry roads...you never invade I see ..... you keep all your arses penned in, good idea." ha ha, its so their misery doesnt affect the rest of the country | |||
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"Lardy arse! Love it, I'm happy to take my lardy arse there for a pastie. Lets all invade it with our lardy arses at the next bank holiday and head for Mr Miseries castle aha ..plan foiled..we have arse restrictor barriers on all entry roads...you never invade" Ah but us lardy arses have our ways and means | |||
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"Lardy arse! Love it, I'm happy to take my lardy arse there for a pastie. Lets all invade it with our lardy arses at the next bank holiday and head for Mr Miseries castle aha ..plan foiled..we have arse restrictor barriers on all entry roads...you never invade I see ..... you keep all your arses penned in, good idea. ha ha, its so their misery doesnt affect the rest of the country" ok heard you first time..lol | |||
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"yay...easter is over and the tourists will be gone and the high street wont be jammed by salad dodging pasty eaters that seem too think its their right to block the paths as they chomp on ..moaning about their weight...anyone else in seaside town have this problem? No but ill tell you what ruins my trips to the seaside. People who live in tourist towns that Moan about tourists visiting and spending their hard earned money in their shops and eating their local delicacies " Just bring your manners & road sense with you as most forget | |||
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"DID ANYONE EVER THINK THAT MAYBE THIS GUY IS JUST ON ONE BIG WIND UP???? " Nope not me deadly serious replies too. | |||
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"DID ANYONE EVER THINK THAT MAYBE THIS GUY IS JUST ON ONE BIG WIND UP???? " why are you shouting? Z | |||
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"DID ANYONE EVER THINK THAT MAYBE THIS GUY IS JUST ON ONE BIG WIND UP???? " oh come on eyes..stop spoiling my very serious thread... | |||
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"DID ANYONE EVER THINK THAT MAYBE THIS GUY IS JUST ON ONE BIG WIND UP???? why are you shouting? Z" cos i am deaf lol | |||
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"Well I don't see the humour in this one " Brighton has to be lovely cause you live there lol | |||
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"I went to Launceston once to visit the castle. It's an excellent example of a shell keep. If the OP is indicative of the attitude of it's inhabitants, I won't be returning. I'd rather go to JacknKates local near Truro. Brighton really IS by the sea and attracts thousands of tourists every year which is why the place is lively and interesting all year round. " Same where I live, and it's the golfers and tourists who used to keep me in gainful employ througout most of the year. | |||
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"DID ANYONE EVER THINK THAT MAYBE THIS GUY IS JUST ON ONE BIG WIND UP???? " Yep but it's a dull bank holiday Monday night and it's fun to let people think we give a toss | |||
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"DID ANYONE EVER THINK THAT MAYBE THIS GUY IS JUST ON ONE BIG WIND UP???? Yep but it's a dull bank holiday Monday night and it's fun to let people think we give a toss " Here here! | |||
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"DID ANYONE EVER THINK THAT MAYBE THIS GUY IS JUST ON ONE BIG WIND UP???? Yep but it's a dull bank holiday Monday night and it's fun to let people think we give a toss " | |||
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"Well I don't see the humour in this one Brighton has to be lovely cause you live there lol" It would be even lovelier if you visited you'd Brighton it up a bit and I'd take you to perve on the nudist beach | |||
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"Well I don't see the humour in this one Brighton has to be lovely cause you live there lol It would be even lovelier if you visited you'd Brighton it up a bit and I'd take you to perve on the nudist beach " As long as you promise not to harpon me lol | |||
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"Lardy arse! Love it, I'm happy to take my lardy arse there for a pastie. Lets all invade it with our lardy arses at the next bank holiday and head for Mr Miseries castle aha ..plan foiled..we have arse restrictor barriers on all entry roads...you never invade Ah but us lardy arses have our ways and means " All this lardy this and lardy that got me thinking... Mmmmmmm lardy cakes Yep a FAB outing to cornwall is called for Diamond - d'ya think vanny knows anyone who can supply a charabanc? | |||
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"yay...easter is over and the tourists will be gone and the high street wont be jammed by salad dodging pasty eaters that seem too think its their right to block the paths as they chomp on ..moaning about their weight...anyone else in seaside town have this problem?" its hardly a problem for you is it? | |||
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"I know what you mean , when I ran a seaside pub , all those day trippers spending their money , keeping the economy going , keeping us in work . The Bastards ." | |||
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"Porthcurno beach is my fave, google it to see how gorgeous it is. Anyways plenty to do down out way and the odd nudist beach dotted about too ive heard! " Been there, done that, took ma clothes off | |||
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"Launceston is a dive, the town is shit and its an awful place to take your driving test! If you want to visit somewhere nice in Cornwall by the sea there are an abundance of beautiful beaches to choose from in places like St Ives, Hayle, all along the atlantic side down to Newquay and beyond. Porthcurno beach is my fave, google it to see how gorgeous it is. Anyways plenty to do down out way and the odd nudist beach dotted about too ive heard! Oh yeh and if want a proper pasty then id say Penzance do some fab ones. Just to add I dont work for the Cornish tourist board but im one of those rare locals who appreciates the money tourists bring into out economy and how fucked we'd be without it!" Bravo. | |||
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"I think we all need to read the OPs profile.....he can accommodate overnight..... what he's not said is that it's actually a B&B and he's trying reverse psychology in attempt to lure people in " op was bored last night...amazing how agitated some people get with a tongue in cheek thread.... i dont have a b n b but you two are welcome any time....i live in sunny bude now | |||
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"Oil. You can't use the bored excuse when have already used as a reason to wind you up thinking we given toss " oil..? slippery slope there miss....especially in those shoes....very nice by the way | |||
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"yay...easter is over and the tourists will be gone and the high street wont be jammed by salad dodging pasty eaters that seem too think its their right to block the paths as they chomp on ..moaning about their weight...anyone else in seaside town have this problem?" Pasties are popular here even the locals eat them but saying that we don't get that many tourists here. | |||
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"Seve " yes gc....its my birthday..be kind to seve day x | |||
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"Well I don't see the humour in this one Brighton has to be lovely cause you live there lol" Wot happens if there is one living there that was born in Launceston .............. | |||
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"Porthcurno beach is my fave, google it to see how gorgeous it is. Anyways plenty to do down out way and the odd nudist beach dotted about too ive heard! Been there, done that, took ma clothes off " | |||
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"Launceston is a dive, the town is shit and its an awful place to take your driving test! If you want to visit somewhere nice in Cornwall by the sea there are an abundance of beautiful beaches to choose from in places like St Ives, Hayle, all along the atlantic side down to Newquay and beyond. Porthcurno beach is my fave, google it to see how gorgeous it is. Anyways plenty to do down out way and the odd nudist beach dotted about too ive heard! Oh yeh and if want a proper pasty then id say Penzance do some fab ones. Just to add I dont work for the Cornish tourist board but im one of those rare locals who appreciates the money tourists bring into out economy and how fucked we'd be without it! Bravo. " | |||
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