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"I need some of what you've had today " Me too | |||
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"...drank too much wine at this point" Now it's all clear. | |||
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"I'm sad I don't have wine " Shit this is bad. Do you want me to send some over? | |||
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"I'm sad I don't have wine " Me neither | |||
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"I'm sad I don't have wine Me neither " Me neither Mr | |||
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"I'm sad I don't have wine " Rookie error! Always have wine!! | |||
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"I'm sad I don't have wine Shit this is bad. Do you want me to send some over? " Can I upgrade and get rum please? | |||
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"I'm sad I don't have wine Shit this is bad. Do you want me to send some over? Can I upgrade and get rum please?" No problem. It looks like I need to do a big order anyway. Kraken? | |||
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"I think during COVID...I think I completed netflix, prime video and pornhub " I completed majestic wine during COVID | |||
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"None of this made any sense to me Wôôdy until you said — ...drank too much wine at this point Now it's all clear. " Haha. | |||
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"Woody, if you've had a whole bottle of wine, get yourself off fab, and get yourself on eBay. It's much safer " | |||
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"I think during COVID...I think I completed netflix, prime video and pornhub I completed majestic wine during COVID" And they didn't get you a prize? | |||
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"I think during COVID...I think I completed netflix, prime video and pornhub I completed majestic wine during COVID" Haha. I signed up for virgin wines, which made me hope to find a company called SlutWines. | |||
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"I think during COVID...I think I completed netflix, prime video and pornhub I completed majestic wine during COVID Haha. I signed up for virgin wines, which made me hope to find a company called SlutWines. " | |||
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"I think during COVID...I think I completed netflix, prime video and pornhub " I’m only on Season 3 of PornHub so no spoilers please. | |||
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"I think during COVID...I think I completed netflix, prime video and pornhub I’m only on Season 3 of PornHub so no spoilers please. " Oh god… it gets MUCH better | |||
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"I'm sad I don't have wine Shit this is bad. Do you want me to send some over? Can I upgrade and get rum please? No problem. It looks like I need to do a big order anyway. Kraken? " Not a Blue Waffle cocktail though | |||
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"I think during COVID...I think I completed netflix, prime video and pornhub I’m only on Season 3 of PornHub so no spoilers please. Oh god… it gets MUCH better " Season 69 is the dogs bollocks | |||
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"Have you ever come to the point where you think you’ve seen everything on the Internet? (I literally think I’ve just seen something that was at the end of it!! Haha ) But we all know the Internet is infinite now, nobody will ever see all of it. Which then got me thinking because I’ve drank too much wine at this point, what did you finish? Does anybody remember the old manic Miner rumour that it couldn’t be done because of a glitch " Manic Miner was doable, Jet Set Willy was the unbeatable one. | |||
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"Have you ever come to the point where you think you’ve seen everything on the Internet? (I literally think I’ve just seen something that was at the end of it!! Haha ) But we all know the Internet is infinite now, nobody will ever see all of it. Which then got me thinking because I’ve drank too much wine at this point, what did you finish? Does anybody remember the old manic Miner rumour that it couldn’t be done because of a glitch Manic Miner was doable, Jet Set Willy was the unbeatable one." I’m going to organise a night to complete these two games. | |||
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"It was Jet Set Willy that couldn’t be completed. And I finished it, Woody! There was a POKE code you could use on the Spectrum to fix the bugs on the Attic, the Banyan Tree, and a couple of other levels and make it do-able." So it was the other one with the glitch. my memory is shot. Fucking great games though! Gonna get em out in the y few weeks. | |||
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"I'm sad I don't have wine Shit this is bad. Do you want me to send some over? Can I upgrade and get rum please? No problem. It looks like I need to do a big order anyway. Kraken? Not a Blue Waffle cocktail though " Seeing as you asked so nicely darling… coming right up | |||
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"It was Jet Set Willy that couldn’t be completed. And I finished it, Woody! There was a POKE code you could use on the Spectrum to fix the bugs on the Attic, the Banyan Tree, and a couple of other levels and make it do-able." That fucking attic!!! My god. That rage has been pent up for 25 years…. There was a fix!!?!?!!?! | |||
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"I think during COVID...I think I completed netflix, prime video and pornhub I completed majestic wine during COVID And they didn't get you a prize?" My prize was almost another half of myself in a few short months…. | |||
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"I think during COVID...I think I completed netflix, prime video and pornhub I completed majestic wine during COVID And they didn't get you a prize? My prize was almost another half of myself in a few short months…. " That's good prize...but I still think Majestic could have got you something | |||
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"It was Jet Set Willy that couldn’t be completed. And I finished it, Woody! There was a POKE code you could use on the Spectrum to fix the bugs on the Attic, the Banyan Tree, and a couple of other levels and make it do-able. That fucking attic!!! My god. That rage has been pent up for 25 years…. There was a fix!!?!?!!?! " Haha. | |||
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"And they said those video games would warp our minds. Or was it D&D? They said something would warp our minds, I don't know what it was if I am honest they were pretty d*unk at the time. " D&D!!! It was that. They quoted witchcraft | |||
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"First rock & roll would ruin our lives, then dungeons & dragons, then horror movies on VHS, then videogames, then I think it was rock & roll again, then the internet. Are we back on videogames again next?" Ahh video nasties....a simpler times... | |||
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"I think I missed out porn. I’m sure porn was supposed to ruin our lives at some point too." No. Porn makes you blind | |||
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"I think I missed out porn. I’m sure porn was supposed to ruin our lives at some point too. No. Porn makes you blind " And wanking makes the palms of your hand hairy | |||
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" Does anybody remember the old manic Miner rumour that it couldn’t be done because of a glitch " It was Jet Set Willy that couldn't be finished, poor willy could never get to bed. His wife just stood there waving the rolling pin. | |||
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"I don’t remember D&D ever being quoted as a life ruiner. It was always just a “you’ll never have a teeny little bit of sex….” Oh wait. Hang on…." Woody is right there was some kind of weird witchcraft scare, I remember now. My mum was terrified like I was going to shoot fireballs out my eyes and burn the house down or something. Ironically, she's into all kinds of witchcraft herself. She's got more fairies in her garden than plants. Going out and getting smashed on cider in the park and smoking, till 2am on a school night, no problem. Just no drugs . | |||
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"I think I missed out porn. I’m sure porn was supposed to ruin our lives at some point too. No. Porn makes you blind And wanking makes the palms of your hand hairy " I'd heard the above too but I figure wearing glasses is fashionable and I can always shave the palms of my hands.... | |||
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"Lemmings... Took me bloody ages.." I loved that game. I had it on my phone a couple of years ago, but I have less patience now and deleted it. | |||
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"Lemmings... Took me bloody ages.. I loved that game. I had it on my phone a couple of years ago, but I have less patience now and deleted it. " That game got me through most of the IT classes in school. | |||
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"Have you ever come to the point where you think you’ve seen everything on the Internet? (I literally think I’ve just seen something that was at the end of it!! Haha ) But we all know the Internet is infinite now, nobody will ever see all of it. Which then got me thinking because I’ve drank too much wine at this point, what did you finish? Does anybody remember the old manic Miner rumour that it couldn’t be done because of a glitch Manic Miner was doable, Jet Set Willy was the unbeatable one." RoboCop on the Commodore 64 as well was unbeatable. The time limit in one of the levels was too short to reach the end in time. Allegedly done on purpose because the following level was glitched and the programmers couldn't be arsed to fix it | |||
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"I finished Sonic The Hedgehog, while my kids were at school I also completed Quackshot a couple of times. " Absolutely loved Quackshot. I once got really far in 'Mickey Mouse : Castle Of Illusion' on the Sega Master System one morning before school, so I asked my mum if I could leave the console plugged in with the game on pause (no memory cards or internal storage in those days, kids) whilst i was at school, so i could continue the game when I got back...she said yes. But she forgot & unplugged it to plug in the hoover during the day...progress lost | |||
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"I think I missed out porn. I’m sure porn was supposed to ruin our lives at some point too. No. Porn makes you blind And wanking makes the palms of your hand hairy " Only if you use Gorilla Glue... I have completed quite a few bottles of alcohol over the years; too many packets of "share" crisps, sweets, chocolates, biscuits. But that was the past. I completed marriage. Not in the way I was hoping, when it began, but oh well! If it hadn't ended, I wouldn't be here! | |||
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