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By (user no longer on site) OP   
24 weeks ago

Have you ever come to the point where you think you’ve seen everything on the Internet?

(I literally think I’ve just seen something that was at the end of it!! Haha )

But we all know the Internet is infinite now, nobody will ever see all of it.

Which then got me thinking because I’ve drank too much wine at this point, what did you finish?

Does anybody remember the old manic Miner rumour that it couldn’t be done because of a glitch

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
24 weeks ago

Southampton

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By *oo..Woman
24 weeks ago

Boo's World

I need some of what you've had today

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
24 weeks ago

Southampton


"I need some of what you've had today "

Me too

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By *eroLondonMan
24 weeks ago

Covent Garden

None of this made any sense to me Wôôdy until you said —


"...drank too much wine at this point"

Now it's all clear.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
24 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

I was just going to ask for an explanation. I’ve read it 3 times and still don’t get it

I’m off to grab a glass of wine then hopefully it will make more sense

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
24 weeks ago

Essex

I’m putting my beer down because I sort of understand that

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

I'm sad I don't have wine

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By *ittlebirdWoman
24 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"I'm sad I don't have wine "

Shit this is bad. Do you want me to send some over?

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By *ycanNightsMan
24 weeks ago

Workington

I think during COVID...I think I completed netflix, prime video and pornhub

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
24 weeks ago

Southampton


"I'm sad I don't have wine "

Me neither

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
24 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

I completed me dinner

Mr

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
24 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry


"I'm sad I don't have wine

Me neither "

Me neither

Mr

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
24 weeks ago

Maidstone


"I'm sad I don't have wine "

Rookie error! Always have wine!!

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

I’ve understood what you’re trying to convey. I think.

What, other than the internet, have people finished. Right?

I finished some Super Mario game. Odyssey I think it was.

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago


"I'm sad I don't have wine

Shit this is bad. Do you want me to send some over? "

Can I upgrade and get rum please?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
24 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"I'm sad I don't have wine

Shit this is bad. Do you want me to send some over?

Can I upgrade and get rum please?"

No problem. It looks like I need to do a big order anyway. Kraken?

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By *ickshawedCouple
24 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Woody, if you've had a whole bottle of wine, get yourself off fab, and get yourself on eBay. It's much safer

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By *ot to giggleWoman
24 weeks ago

Coventry

i'll send my kid over - you wont have any wine! i would have joined you but my 3L of vodka is apparently in the back of her mini on the way to uni! but hey - she said she left me the ! and she ate my biscoff!

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
24 weeks ago

Essex


"I think during COVID...I think I completed netflix, prime video and pornhub "

I completed majestic wine during COVID

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
24 weeks ago


"None of this made any sense to me Wôôdy until you said —

...drank too much wine at this point

Now it's all clear. "

Haha.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
24 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Woody, if you've had a whole bottle of wine, get yourself off fab, and get yourself on eBay. It's much safer "

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By *ycanNightsMan
24 weeks ago

Workington


"I think during COVID...I think I completed netflix, prime video and pornhub

I completed majestic wine during COVID"

And they didn't get you a prize?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
24 weeks ago


"I think during COVID...I think I completed netflix, prime video and pornhub

I completed majestic wine during COVID"

Haha.

I signed up for virgin wines, which made me hope to find a company called SlutWines.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
24 weeks ago

Southampton


"I think during COVID...I think I completed netflix, prime video and pornhub

I completed majestic wine during COVID

Haha.

I signed up for virgin wines, which made me hope to find a company called SlutWines. "

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By *ascaIMan
24 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester


"I think during COVID...I think I completed netflix, prime video and pornhub "

I’m only on Season 3 of PornHub so no spoilers please.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
24 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"I think during COVID...I think I completed netflix, prime video and pornhub

I’m only on Season 3 of PornHub so no spoilers please. "

Oh god… it gets MUCH better

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
24 weeks ago

I completed the last of us 100 percent. Got the plat trophy and everything.

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
24 weeks ago

Norwich

I’ve done nearly everything I want to do.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
24 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"I'm sad I don't have wine

Shit this is bad. Do you want me to send some over?

Can I upgrade and get rum please?

No problem. It looks like I need to do a big order anyway. Kraken? "

Not a Blue Waffle cocktail though

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
24 weeks ago

Southampton


"I think during COVID...I think I completed netflix, prime video and pornhub

I’m only on Season 3 of PornHub so no spoilers please.

Oh god… it gets MUCH better "

Season 69 is the dogs bollocks

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago


"Have you ever come to the point where you think you’ve seen everything on the Internet?

(I literally think I’ve just seen something that was at the end of it!! Haha )

But we all know the Internet is infinite now, nobody will ever see all of it.

Which then got me thinking because I’ve drank too much wine at this point, what did you finish?

Does anybody remember the old manic Miner rumour that it couldn’t be done because of a glitch "

Manic Miner was doable, Jet Set Willy was the unbeatable one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
24 weeks ago


"Have you ever come to the point where you think you’ve seen everything on the Internet?

(I literally think I’ve just seen something that was at the end of it!! Haha )

But we all know the Internet is infinite now, nobody will ever see all of it.

Which then got me thinking because I’ve drank too much wine at this point, what did you finish?

Does anybody remember the old manic Miner rumour that it couldn’t be done because of a glitch

Manic Miner was doable, Jet Set Willy was the unbeatable one."

I’m going to organise a night to complete these two games.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
24 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

It was Jet Set Willy that couldn’t be completed. And I finished it, Woody! There was a POKE code you could use on the Spectrum to fix the bugs on the Attic, the Banyan Tree, and a couple of other levels and make it do-able.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
24 weeks ago


"It was Jet Set Willy that couldn’t be completed. And I finished it, Woody! There was a POKE code you could use on the Spectrum to fix the bugs on the Attic, the Banyan Tree, and a couple of other levels and make it do-able."

So it was the other one with the glitch. my memory is shot.

Fucking great games though!

Gonna get em out in the y few weeks.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
24 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"I'm sad I don't have wine

Shit this is bad. Do you want me to send some over?

Can I upgrade and get rum please?

No problem. It looks like I need to do a big order anyway. Kraken?

Not a Blue Waffle cocktail though "

Seeing as you asked so nicely darling… coming right up

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
24 weeks ago

Essex


"It was Jet Set Willy that couldn’t be completed. And I finished it, Woody! There was a POKE code you could use on the Spectrum to fix the bugs on the Attic, the Banyan Tree, and a couple of other levels and make it do-able."

That fucking attic!!!

My god. That rage has been pent up for 25 years…. There was a fix!!?!?!!?!

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
24 weeks ago

Essex


"I think during COVID...I think I completed netflix, prime video and pornhub

I completed majestic wine during COVID

And they didn't get you a prize?"

My prize was almost another half of myself in a few short months….

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By *ycanNightsMan
24 weeks ago

Workington


"I think during COVID...I think I completed netflix, prime video and pornhub

I completed majestic wine during COVID

And they didn't get you a prize?

My prize was almost another half of myself in a few short months….

"

That's good prize...but I still think Majestic could have got you something

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
24 weeks ago


"It was Jet Set Willy that couldn’t be completed. And I finished it, Woody! There was a POKE code you could use on the Spectrum to fix the bugs on the Attic, the Banyan Tree, and a couple of other levels and make it do-able.

That fucking attic!!!

My god. That rage has been pent up for 25 years…. There was a fix!!?!?!!?!

"

Haha.

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By *ansoffateMan
24 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

And they said those video games would warp our minds.

Or was it D&D?

They said something would warp our minds, I don't know what it was if I am honest they were pretty d*unk at the time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
24 weeks ago


"And they said those video games would warp our minds.

Or was it D&D?

They said something would warp our minds, I don't know what it was if I am honest they were pretty d*unk at the time. "

D&D!!! It was that. They quoted witchcraft

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
24 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

First rock & roll would ruin our lives, then dungeons & dragons, then horror movies on VHS, then videogames, then I think it was rock & roll again, then the internet. Are we back on videogames again next?

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By *ycanNightsMan
24 weeks ago

Workington


"First rock & roll would ruin our lives, then dungeons & dragons, then horror movies on VHS, then videogames, then I think it was rock & roll again, then the internet. Are we back on videogames again next?"

Ahh video nasties....a simpler times...

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
24 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

I think I missed out porn. I’m sure porn was supposed to ruin our lives at some point too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
24 weeks ago


"I think I missed out porn. I’m sure porn was supposed to ruin our lives at some point too."

No. Porn makes you blind

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
24 weeks ago

Essex

I don’t remember D&D ever being quoted as a life ruiner.

It was always just a “you’ll never have a teeny little bit of sex….” Oh wait. Hang on….

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
24 weeks ago

Southampton


"I think I missed out porn. I’m sure porn was supposed to ruin our lives at some point too.

No. Porn makes you blind "

And wanking makes the palms of your hand hairy

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By *ysizeMan
24 weeks ago

Nottingham (ish)


"

Does anybody remember the old manic Miner rumour that it couldn’t be done because of a glitch "

It was Jet Set Willy that couldn't be finished, poor willy could never get to bed. His wife just stood there waving the rolling pin.

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By *ansoffateMan
24 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"I don’t remember D&D ever being quoted as a life ruiner.

It was always just a “you’ll never have a teeny little bit of sex….” Oh wait. Hang on…."

Woody is right there was some kind of weird witchcraft scare, I remember now. My mum was terrified like I was going to shoot fireballs out my eyes and burn the house down or something. Ironically, she's into all kinds of witchcraft herself. She's got more fairies in her garden than plants.

Going out and getting smashed on cider in the park and smoking, till 2am on a school night, no problem. Just no drugs .

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

I finished Spiderman 2

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By *ddie1966Man
24 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.

Lemmings...

Took me bloody ages..

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By *ddie1966Man
24 weeks ago

Paper Town Central, Essex.


"I think I missed out porn. I’m sure porn was supposed to ruin our lives at some point too.

No. Porn makes you blind

And wanking makes the palms of your hand hairy "

I'd heard the above too but I figure wearing glasses is fashionable and I can always shave the palms of my hands....

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By *cottish guy 555Man
24 weeks ago

London

Completed castle wolfenstein.

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By *ysizeMan
24 weeks ago

Nottingham (ish)

Occasionally finish a bottle of wine, maybe a book every now and then?

I think that Fallout TV show was the last thing I actually got to the end of and that was a rarity.

Just seem to be a perpetual procrastinator and never quite manage to finish anythi

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By *ad NannaWoman
24 weeks ago

East London

I finished Sonic The Hedgehog, while my kids were at school

I also completed Quackshot a couple of times.

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By *ad NannaWoman
24 weeks ago

East London


"Lemmings...

Took me bloody ages.."

I loved that game. I had it on my phone a couple of years ago, but I have less patience now and deleted it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
24 weeks ago


"Lemmings...

Took me bloody ages..

I loved that game. I had it on my phone a couple of years ago, but I have less patience now and deleted it.

"

That game got me through most of the IT classes in school.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
24 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

I finished some relationships pretty damn conclusively.

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By *glyBettyTV/TS
24 weeks ago

About 3 feet away from the fence


"Have you ever come to the point where you think you’ve seen everything on the Internet?

(I literally think I’ve just seen something that was at the end of it!! Haha )

But we all know the Internet is infinite now, nobody will ever see all of it.

Which then got me thinking because I’ve drank too much wine at this point, what did you finish?

Does anybody remember the old manic Miner rumour that it couldn’t be done because of a glitch

Manic Miner was doable, Jet Set Willy was the unbeatable one."

RoboCop on the Commodore 64 as well was unbeatable. The time limit in one of the levels was too short to reach the end in time.

Allegedly done on purpose because the following level was glitched and the programmers couldn't be arsed to fix it

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By *glyBettyTV/TS
24 weeks ago

About 3 feet away from the fence


"I finished Sonic The Hedgehog, while my kids were at school

I also completed Quackshot a couple of times. "

Absolutely loved Quackshot.

I once got really far in 'Mickey Mouse : Castle Of Illusion' on the Sega Master System one morning before school, so I asked my mum if I could leave the console plugged in with the game on pause (no memory cards or internal storage in those days, kids) whilst i was at school, so i could continue the game when I got back...she said yes.

But she forgot & unplugged it to plug in the hoover during the day...progress lost

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By *nnCeeWoman
24 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"I think I missed out porn. I’m sure porn was supposed to ruin our lives at some point too.

No. Porn makes you blind

And wanking makes the palms of your hand hairy "

Only if you use Gorilla Glue...

I have completed quite a few bottles of alcohol over the years; too many packets of "share" crisps, sweets, chocolates, biscuits. But that was the past.

I completed marriage. Not in the way I was hoping, when it began, but oh well! If it hadn't ended, I wouldn't be here!

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