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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago

1st attempt at shooting my shot at Meli until she acknowledges me or at least rejects me

Hi Meli, you are stunning. Can we inbox?

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By *eroLondonMan
36 weeks ago

Mayfair

Bumping this for she-who-loves-PSLs.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Does this work?!

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago


"Bumping this for she-who-loves-PSLs."

PSLs?

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple
36 weeks ago

St Neots

Good luck OP

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By *iss.BellaWoman
36 weeks ago

Wales

Sweet

Good luck

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By *lue NotebooksCouple
36 weeks ago

Merseyside

*Michael Jackson popcorn image*

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
36 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"Bumping this for she-who-loves-PSLs.

PSLs?"

Pumpkin Spice Lattes.

(Nëro you are awful)

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple
36 weeks ago

St Neots


"Sweet

Good luck "

Shooting my shot Bella, please come and lick my nostrils!

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By *arley QuimWoman
36 weeks ago

Somewhere

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By *arley QuimWoman
36 weeks ago

Somewhere

Let us know if we can buy a hat?

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By *eroLondonMan
36 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Bumping this for she-who-loves-PSLs.

PSLs?

Pumpkin Spice Lattes.

(Nëro you are awful)"

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I know. I'm sorry my love. xx

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By *aizyWoman
36 weeks ago

west midlands


"Bumping this for she-who-loves-PSLs.

PSLs?

Pumpkin Spice Lattes.

(Nëro you are awful)"

Pumpkin Spice Lattes, of course it is, thanks Prey

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By *amie HantsWoman
36 weeks ago

Atlantis

Meli is really easy to catch.

Approach her slowly but make your intention clear. Make sure you hold out your hand open palmed with a small block of cheese. Wait for her to sniff the cheese before you give her a scratch behind the ears. If she accepts the cheese, take your pants off. It’s go time

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By *igronnie89Man
36 weeks ago

near you


"Sweet

Good luck "

Shootinh my shot here you little stunner xx

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By *eroLondonMan
36 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Sweet

Good luck

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Shootinh my shot here you little stunner xx "

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Lôôks like Bellå is onto a winner here.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago


"Meli is really easy to catch.

Approach her slowly but make your intention clear. Make sure you hold out your hand open palmed with a small block of cheese. Wait for her to sniff the cheese before you give her a scratch behind the ears. If she accepts the cheese, take your pants off. It’s go time "

I understand if that doesn't work, then pull out the butterfly net you were hiding behind your back, and in a swift deft movement, bring it down from above and catch her in it.

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By *amie HantsWoman
36 weeks ago

Atlantis


"Meli is really easy to catch.

Approach her slowly but make your intention clear. Make sure you hold out your hand open palmed with a small block of cheese. Wait for her to sniff the cheese before you give her a scratch behind the ears. If she accepts the cheese, take your pants off. It’s go time

I understand if that doesn't work, then pull out the butterfly net you were hiding behind your back, and in a swift deft movement, bring it down from above and catch her in it."

Yes absolutely. If the cheese doesn’t work, you can always use a net.

If that doesn’t work, use a trail of books to lure her to the box you have to siting propped up by a stick. When she goes under the box to get the last book kick out the stick to trap her. That will work too

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By *eroLondonMan
36 weeks ago

Mayfair


"Meli is really easy to catch.

Approach her slowly but make your intention clear. Make sure you hold out your hand open palmed with a small block of cheese. Wait for her to sniff the cheese before you give her a scratch behind the ears. If she accepts the cheese, take your pants off. It’s go time

I understand if that doesn't work, then pull out the butterfly net you were hiding behind your back, and in a swift deft movement, bring it down from above and catch her in it."

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I never took you for a seasoned lepidopterist, Mr.HK.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago


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I never took you for a seasoned lepidopterist, Mr.HK."

I used to have framed butterfly collections in the hallway of my parents house (captured and mounted from my childhood in Thailand and Malaysia). But they disintegrated some 30 years ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

She hasn’t rejected me yet either. So here’s to my public rejection but hopefully not yours OP

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago


"She hasn’t rejected me yet either. So here’s to my public rejection but hopefully not yours OP"

Just something about her. I think she’s really cool. Distance is a killer though so it wouldn’t work. Just a conversation would be good.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago

Thanks everyone. I think it might take a few attempts. Hopefully the rejection isn’t too brutal

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By *eroLondonMan
36 weeks ago

Mayfair


"She hasn’t rejected me yet either. So here’s to my public rejection but hopefully not yours OP

Just something about her. I think she’s really cool. Distance is a killer though so it wouldn’t work. Just a conversation would be good. "

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She will come to you. Geographically disparities do not figure in her vocabulary.

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By *entleman of FortuneMan
36 weeks ago

Hull


"Meli is really easy to catch.

Approach her slowly but make your intention clear. Make sure you hold out your hand open palmed with a small block of cheese. Wait for her to sniff the cheese before you give her a scratch behind the ears. If she accepts the cheese, take your pants off. It’s go time

I understand if that doesn't work, then pull out the butterfly net you were hiding behind your back, and in a swift deft movement, bring it down from above and catch her in it.

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I never took you for a seasoned lepidopterist, Mr.HK."

Someone mention lepidopterist? I happen to be a professional one we can start a thread lol

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
36 weeks ago

Leeds

Awww Meli’s a no show

Heart breaking, and he’s me getting all excited because the thread had comments.

Morning ruined

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

"Can we inbox" is now my new chat up line.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago


""Can we inbox" is now my new chat up line.

"

But, but, but...whenever I suggest that to you, you inadvertently cross your legs and say, "sorry, it's the time of the month."

Devestated

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By *illy IdolMan
36 weeks ago

Midlands

Following this story with interest

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago


"*Michael Jackson popcorn image*"

Hahaha... yep us as well.

Sarah xx

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By *orksRockerMan
36 weeks ago

Bradford

As sweet as this is, and I can see it's just a piece of good hearted fun from op with no malice intended, part of me doesn't like it. It adds pressure and a seems a way of getting past filters m I hope this doesn't become a trend in the forum. - Don't mean to rain on anyone's parade.

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By *orksRockerMan
36 weeks ago

Bradford

Maybe I'm just too cynical with this site sometimes and need to lighten up

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
36 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry


"Following this story with interest "

I kind of feel invested now....

Will Meli show up, will the OP be left heartbroken, its like Vintage Neighbours

Mr

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By *ittlebirdWoman
36 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"As sweet as this is, and I can see it's just a piece of good hearted fun from op with no malice intended, part of me doesn't like it. It adds pressure and a seems a way of getting past filters m I hope this doesn't become a trend in the forum. - Don't mean to rain on anyone's parade. "

Totally agreed

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago


"As sweet as this is, and I can see it's just a piece of good hearted fun from op with no malice intended, part of me doesn't like it. It adds pressure and a seems a way of getting past filters m I hope this doesn't become a trend in the forum. - Don't mean to rain on anyone's parade. "

No you’re 100% right. I think we’re all being wind ups as usual but you’re definitely correct.

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By *illy IdolMan
36 weeks ago

Midlands


"Following this story with interest

I kind of feel invested now....

Will Meli show up, will the OP be left heartbroken, its like Vintage Neighbours

Mr "

She's usually up around now. Maybe she's overslept

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
36 weeks ago

Around the Midlands


"1st attempt at shooting my shot at Meli until she acknowledges me or at least rejects me

Hi Meli, you are stunning. Can we inbox? "

How many attempts are you planning on trying OP and what are the timeframes between each one? Do you have a spreadsheet or a reminder set on your phone? All very important questions

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
36 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry


"Following this story with interest

I kind of feel invested now....

Will Meli show up, will the OP be left heartbroken, its like Vintage Neighbours

Mr

She's usually up around now. Maybe she's overslept "

She doesn't know what she is missing on this Monday morning

Mr

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
36 weeks ago

Wherever

I am probably the only one who doesn’t find it amusing, in fact I find this’s thread very uncomfortable for many reasons.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago


"I am probably the only one who doesn’t find it amusing, in fact I find this’s thread very uncomfortable for many reasons."

Your not the only one

Didn't Red leave for something similar?

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By *parkle1974Woman
36 weeks ago

Leeds

These types of threads are so cringy!

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By *eavenscentitCouple
36 weeks ago

barnstaple


"I am probably the only one who doesn’t find it amusing, in fact I find this’s thread very uncomfortable for many reasons."

I agree ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
36 weeks ago

The people have spoken and I’m not one for making people uncomfortable.

I was thinking of using an initial going forward but I won’t.

Probably hard to believe but it was just a creative way to get a response/acknowledgment.

M if you do see this there is no pressure to respond. Have a good day everyone

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By *eliWoman
36 weeks ago

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"Meli is really easy to catch.

Approach her slowly but make your intention clear. Make sure you hold out your hand open palmed with a small block of cheese. Wait for her to sniff the cheese before you give her a scratch behind the ears. If she accepts the cheese, take your pants off. It’s go time

I understand if that doesn't work, then pull out the butterfly net you were hiding behind your back, and in a swift deft movement, bring it down from above and catch her in it.

Yes absolutely. If the cheese doesn’t work, you can always use a net.

If that doesn’t work, use a trail of books to lure her to the box you have to siting propped up by a stick. When she goes under the box to get the last book kick out the stick to trap her. That will work too "

To be loved is to be seen.

These will work so well on me. Too well.

OP, just message me directly. No offence taken don't worry, I know you're doing it from a... creative approach. Just, no more public attempts please. Thank you! x

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By *eadinthecloudsMan
36 weeks ago

Manchester

Is this like Pokémon?

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
36 weeks ago

somewhere

And now I have Hamilton in my head now

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By *rBobbMan
36 weeks ago

Birmingham


"Meli is really easy to catch.

Approach her slowly but make your intention clear. Make sure you hold out your hand open palmed with a small block of cheese. Wait for her to sniff the cheese before you give her a scratch behind the ears. If she accepts the cheese, take your pants off. It’s go time

I understand if that doesn't work, then pull out the butterfly net you were hiding behind your back, and in a swift deft movement, bring it down from above and catch her in it.

Yes absolutely. If the cheese doesn’t work, you can always use a net.

If that doesn’t work, use a trail of books to lure her to the box you have to siting propped up by a stick. When she goes under the box to get the last book kick out the stick to trap her. That will work too

To be loved is to be seen.

These will work so well on me. Too well.

OP, just message me directly. No offence taken don't worry, I know you're doing it from a... creative approach. Just, no more public attempts please. Thank you! x"

Well handled _eli

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