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By (user no longer on site) OP   
24 weeks ago

Say you’re in and let People say what they think, from your forum or irl persona, is the best thing about you!

Spread love and happiness today.

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By *heGateKeeperMan
24 weeks ago

Stratford

In for the love in

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By *oxy RedWoman
24 weeks ago

Glasgow

In

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By *oe n JayCouple
24 weeks ago

Surrey

In for a fling

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By *ickshawedCouple
24 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

In, just to see how many people manage to pick something other than my boobs

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
24 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"In, just to see how many people manage to pick something other than my boobs "

Your boobs.

No, wait …

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
24 weeks ago

Southampton

Ah fuck it it I'm in

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By *eliWoman
24 weeks ago

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Can I tell people privately?

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

I'm in

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By *electableicecreamMan
24 weeks ago

The West

I'm in. Though I'm not a regular in the lounge so...

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago


"In, just to see how many people manage to pick something other than my boobs

Your boobs.

No, wait …"

His penis

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
24 weeks ago

Essex

Ahhh this is nice. I’ll join in.

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By *agatoXXXMan
24 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

In, but not expecting any results.

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By *ake_or_deathMan
24 weeks ago

Manchester

I'm in!

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By *r John WickMan
24 weeks ago

The Continental

In

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
24 weeks ago

Sherwood Forest

In for spreading so.e love

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

In

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By *ookie46Woman
24 weeks ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I’m in

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By *ot to giggleWoman
24 weeks ago

Coventry

ok in !!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
24 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

In for the love but I may be on and off for a while

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
24 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

It's my arse isn't it?

I'm pretty sure it's my arse.

Hmm.

Gatekeeper I just enjoy the attitude, though I don't think we've had any direct interaction.

Meli it's just her entirety. The voice, the body, the neurospicy and fucking delightful way her brain works. Just all of it.

John Wick has made me smile a few times.

Coyote, those glimpses of what's beneath the dour armour, the love of rum and pretty penii. And also points for the inspiration to have extra hash browns with my hangover breakfast this morning. That was a good shout.

Rosie, pretty penis and absolute mantartery.

Hangover brain isn't holding anyone else I see around enough to know much of. But if I get the mood later I'll run through again

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

To the OP.

I like how you continually instigate positivity on here and you take the time to engage with everyone.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
24 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

I’ve shared mine privately. Is that right OP?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
24 weeks ago


"I’ve shared mine privately. Is that right OP? "

Yes my love

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By *he_turtle_movesMan
24 weeks ago

york

Started sending a few out

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

I'm in

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
24 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Oh.

As if I didn't do Pickle.

There's this adorable 21 year old at work, she has the same weird gen Z vibe that reminds me of you, except she's crushing hard. But the casual comfort in who you are and owning it, even on the days you're not feeling your most confident. The awareness without being a preachy asshole or wasting time trying to convert people who will not change their way of thinking regardless of logic or empathy.

You're a beautiful person Pickle. Inside and out. I appreciate you

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By *r John WickMan
24 weeks ago

The Continental

Prey.

Your arse!

It’s bangin’

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
24 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

In for da love...

Coyote, tells it straight n likes hash browns, what's not to like

Mr

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
24 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Delectable, Zoe and Roxy, I don't know much about you. But good arses

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By *electableicecreamMan
24 weeks ago

The West

Prey - I find myself nodding in agreement often. Also fashion and makeup.

Meli - So generous, so very pretty.

Pickle - Relentlessly curious, positive and often funny.

Coyote. The attitude that belies a very interesting and intelligent woman.

Wick. His wick.

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

You all have your own quirks in your own little ways which I enjoy spectating and mainly laughing my arse off

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
24 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

I didn’t mean to be ‘in’ on this thread, I was just posting to make a cheap joke. But since I’m here, and people have said lovely things about my penis, I’ll have a bash.

Gatekeeper - I like how you manage to take the piss out of people without a single hint of cruelty. That’s harder than it looks.

Roxy - I want to mention your stratospheric sex drive, your gorgeous smile, and that sexy arse. But I’ll go with the fact that we can talk all night and wonder where the time went.

Mrs Rickshawed - It’s your boobs. (It’s not really, but I can’t resist that cheap gag.)

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By *cLovin2Man
24 weeks ago

Reading

I'm in, but only for self validation, my ego requires.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
24 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

Coyote - It’s your fucking glorious riotous hair. Or that perfect little cupid’s bow at the top of your lips. Or your single-minded pursuit of my penis. One of those things.

Misty - It’s the utterly wicked look in your eyes when you have an idea. Because they’re almost always brilliant ideas. And the way you can sound like a chipmunk when you’re overexcited.

Cookie - Your sheer exuberance and joy for life. (And the way you always, always kiss like you mean it.)

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By *cLovin2Man
24 weeks ago

Reading


"In, just to see how many people manage to pick something other than my boobs

Your boobs.

No, wait …

His penis"

Coyote's penis.

Cmon people, we all know that she's got at least one of them.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
24 weeks ago

Portsmouth

In, I need some niceties today

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
24 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

[Removed by poster at 09/06/24 11:42:56]

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
24 weeks ago

kent

This seems nice for a Sunday morning. Consider us in x

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

I’m in for the shiz

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
24 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"It's my arse isn't it? I'm pretty sure it's my arse."

Prey, it’s not your arse. Mighty fine though your arse is.

I adore that big, complicated brain of yours. And your impeccable sense of style. You make more effort dressing for a day in the house than I make for a big night out.

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By *ot to giggleWoman
24 weeks ago

Coventry

oh is this a send privately or post on here

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By *imi_RougeWoman
24 weeks ago

Portsmouth

Pickle for his genuine warmth and vulnerability.

Prey for her way with words and always having the right things to say. And that tiny waist!

Meli for her cuteness and eloquent descriptive smut.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
24 weeks ago

Essex

Cookie - you’re kind & funny. You truly light up a room with your energy.

GentlemAn - you’re daft as a brush & cheer me up. I won’t mention the fact that you’re also a nice chap as that may ruin your reputation

Gatekeeper - you have a zen energy that is so soothing. And you’re a sarcastic SOB

Pickle - honest, passionate. Always willing to put your head above the parapet.

Rosie - your discretion.. oh hang on . I have no idea why I like you - you’re my twin. You lead me totally astray & relish in the chaos

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
24 weeks ago

Hereabouts

In

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
24 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"oh is this a send privately or post on here "

I think it’s both. Do what you like. This thread is not the boss of you!

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By *imi_RougeWoman
24 weeks ago

Portsmouth

Little Miss K for her warmth towards pretty much everyone and her humour.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
24 weeks ago

Essex

Oatcake-lover - I don’t know you, but you have pretty eyes. And really good ink.

Turtle moves - you’ve not been around much. You must have made an impression. Welcome back.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
24 weeks ago

Portsmouth

Little bird and Misty I get the real sense they are women's women, always seem super supportive.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
24 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"In "

ArcticFoxxx - I want to say that photo with the really sexy lip-bite and your hair falling over your face, but it’s got to be the _inosaur pants really, hasn’t it?

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By *allandathleticMan
24 weeks ago

Asgard

This'll be interesting. In

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By *agatoXXXMan
24 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.


"In, just to see how many people manage to pick something other than my boobs "

All of Mrs R.

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

Littlemissmistressk - I love your positivity and kind nature

Pickle - just a straight up nice guy

Misty - simply divine

Meli - thought provoking, inclusive and kind

Essex Tom - how would we know what’s going on without him?

Coyote - intelligent wit and those stockings

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
24 weeks ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Go on we're in

Tinder

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
24 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

In. There's a lot to like in this thread.

I'll start by saying Mrs Rickshawed makes me snort laugh. A lot.

J

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By *rsKOTCTWoman
24 weeks ago

Leeds

Could be interesting, I'm in.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
24 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Huh. I came here thinking I’d start a that’s what I like about you thread. Turns out Pickle has already done it

Mrs TMN x

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
24 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"In. There's a lot to like in this thread. "

Julie, I like it when you get all romantic and lovey about Beef. It’s so damn sweet.

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By *cottish guy 555Man
24 weeks ago

London

Loving all the positivity.

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By *y AmoreMan
24 weeks ago

london

I’m in

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By *entlemanrogueMan
24 weeks ago

Motherwell

may as well be in, not that many people will know me as i dont post much in the forums

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
24 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Pickle - gorgeous human, funny and vulnerable. A winning combination.

LittleMiss - so kind and inclusive.

Meli - interesting threads, clever subtle humour.

Gatekeeper - understated wit.

Coyote - like Pickle that sharp humour paired with occasional vulnerability is gonna make me like you.

Mrs Misty Peaks - Endearingly direct. All round awesome.

OF - always interesting to read.

Mr Wick - Funny, bakes, plays bass, makes models and therefore reminds me of Beef.

Cookie - so warm and friendly. Made me feel so at ease at our first big social.

LB - kind but always honest. Won't bullshit and won't accept bullshit.

Prey - writes beautifully. I kick myself every time she writes what I wanted too but worded far better. Amazing aesthetic.

Mr turned me grey - lies about sending egg videos. Cunt.

RTG - flirtmeister extraordinaire. But I like when he's a bit more serious.

Ailsa George - we're back at that kind, funny, vulnerable combo again. Always thoughtful. Also dishy.

Mimi - we've not chatted much but I enjoy your posts.

Tinder - not afraid to be real here. Sends photos that make me smile.

Mrs Knight - Funny, snarky and sexy.

Mrs TMN - almost my twin and therefore awesome.

If I've not mentioned you I need to notice you more and interact with you more. And that's on me as much as you. Or you've joined after I've typed this mammoth essay.

J

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By *aizyWoman
24 weeks ago

west midlands

Mrs TMN, I love reading your threads and comments on here, and I like perving your pics!

JulieAndBeef, one of the nicest couples on here.

RTG, you were one of the first people who made me feel welcome on the forums, you make me laugh a lot.

LittlemissmistressK, one of the kindest, sweetest people on here.

Meli, you make me tingle in all the right places with your way with the written word, and that voice

Littlebird, you make me laugh and I want to go for cocktails with you!

TheGateKeeper, such a nice man, funny and witty.

Pickles, you regularly confuse me with your refrences and acronyms, but I wouldn't want you to be any other way.

Prey, I love reading your posts on here, your dry sense of humour has me laughing out loud, and I have total fishnet envy looking at your pics.

Coyote, you make me laugh a lot!

I've missed loads, I'll try and come back to this later!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
24 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

Daizy, you’re an absolute sweetheart around the forums. And physically? Those hips and that waist! Oooft.

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By *ycanNightsMan
24 weeks ago

Workington

Ok..In...I guess...

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By *illan-KillashMan
24 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

In.

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

I’ll happily take this on

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By *ycanNightsMan
24 weeks ago

Workington

I've probably missed people ...I'm tired ok...

Prey...well just for her Arse really

Meli...for her voice , great looks knowledge of hotels and love of Jay Rayner

Julieandbeef...Great couple, love spending time with. Top music taste.

RTG..solid guy, share similar music tastes and makes food comments ... occasionally

The Knights...never interacted but always look at the pics. Always on point

Coyote...Never really interacted...but always enjoy the pure negativity of your posts

Pickle... Always enjoy reading your posts and insights...even I don't always necessarily agree

Lb... For being the adorable ball of energy she is...

That's all for now folks...

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

Sounds like I need to suck up to sone online personas…. I’m in

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By *ycanNightsMan
24 weeks ago

Workington


"Sounds like I need to suck up to sone online personas…. I’m in "

Your alright Woody for a guy that forgets to add me to telegram groups

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

Is this how we are doing things?

Gatekeeper - sound legit

Rickshawed - nice tits, and pretty damn nice to talk to.

RTG - there’s a nice guy whos ridiculously handsome, and backs it up when you meet him.

LittlemissK - totally flirty and super friendly, what’s not to like.

Meli - always seems shy around me, and you make me snigger and too clever for your own good

Coyote - a legend, and stupidly sexy. She will not suffer a fool, and she knows there’s many of them around. Give her your trust, and don’t fuck it up!

Misty - life of any party she goes along to, and who wouldn’t hire a gorgeous woman like this?

Giggle - offers you friendliness from the word go, made me feel super comfortable talking to you. Thank you.

LB - beautiful inside aswell as out.

Prey - *goes all shy. Erm, ….gorgeous.

John Wick - great to see others take all of this with a pinch of salt. Seems good fun. *offers a beer

Mclovin - great username. Genuinely laughed when I read it. Haha

Mimi Rouge - you’ve got a sexy figure, I zoom in everytime I see you post in the forum

MrsKotct (and that ass you hang around with!) genuinely two of my favourite people on here. And I like to see I’m not the only one who takes regular time away from the forum for set amounts of hours….

Daily - fuck me! If I was a woman, I would want a body like yours.

Lycan - you are one of the good guys who speak honestly, that I can live with.

Killan - you are alright … haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago


"Sounds like I need to suck up to sone online personas…. I’m in

Your alright Woody for a guy that forgets to add me to telegram groups "

Haha.

I like to think I added you at exactly the right time.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
24 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

Lycan’s a good cunt. (Okay, to be more serious - you have an air of chill about you. A natural talent for putting people at their ease. That’s a good thing.)

Woody - you’re one of the friendliest people on here. That’s got to be the headline, I think.

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By *lder.Woman
24 weeks ago

Not Local

In. But I don't know any of you irl

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By *obilebottomMan
24 weeks ago

All over

Oh, I hope I am not going to regret this

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
24 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"In. But I don't know any of you irl "

I admire your dedication to black and white. It looks good on you, Alder.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
24 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"Oh, I hope I am not going to regret this "

I’m a fan of your enthusiasm. Always starting threads, trying to get conversations going. I’m too lazy for that sort of thing.

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By *lder.Woman
24 weeks ago

Not Local


"In. But I don't know any of you irl

I admire your dedication to black and white. It looks good on you, Alder."

Thankyou. I always feel a bit too naked being in colour

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
24 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"I always feel a bit too naked being in colour "

I’ve never heard anyone put it quite like that before, but … I know what you mean. B&W is just a little step removed from reality.

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
24 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

Validate me biatches

Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

We are in x

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
24 weeks ago

kent


"In. But I don't know any of you irl "

I think quite a few people would be willing to help you out here Xx

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
24 weeks ago

Essex


"Validate me biatches

Mr "

Sometimes I want to hate you.

My inner child keeps on rebelling and making me snigger though

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By *illan-KillashMan
24 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants


"Is this how we are doing things?

Gatekeeper - sound legit

Rickshawed - nice tits, and pretty damn nice to talk to.

RTG - there’s a nice guy whos ridiculously handsome, and backs it up when you meet him.

LittlemissK - totally flirty and super friendly, what’s not to like.

Meli - always seems shy around me, and you make me snigger and too clever for your own good

Coyote - a legend, and stupidly sexy. She will not suffer a fool, and she knows there’s many of them around. Give her your trust, and don’t fuck it up!

Misty - life of any party she goes along to, and who wouldn’t hire a gorgeous woman like this?

Giggle - offers you friendliness from the word go, made me feel super comfortable talking to you. Thank you.

LB - beautiful inside aswell as out.

Prey - *goes all shy. Erm, ….gorgeous.

John Wick - great to see others take all of this with a pinch of salt. Seems good fun. *offers a beer

Mclovin - great username. Genuinely laughed when I read it. Haha

Mimi Rouge - you’ve got a sexy figure, I zoom in everytime I see you post in the forum

MrsKotct (and that ass you hang around with!) genuinely two of my favourite people on here. And I like to see I’m not the only one who takes regular time away from the forum for set amounts of hours….

Daily - fuck me! If I was a woman, I would want a body like yours.

Lycan - you are one of the good guys who speak honestly, that I can live with.

Killan - you are alright … haha.

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I'll take that.

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By *ongandharderMan
24 weeks ago

Rotherham

I'm in

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By *ycanNightsMan
24 weeks ago

Workington


"Lycan’s a good cunt. (Okay, to be more serious - you have an air of chill about you. A natural talent for putting people at their ease. That’s a good thing.)

Woody - you’re one of the friendliest people on here. That’s got to be the headline, I think."

The best people I know are cunts

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
24 weeks ago

Southampton

This make take me a while to catch up but thank you for such lovely comments you beautiful bunch... xx

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By *.T.Man
24 weeks ago

Glasgow

I'm in

Oh and Rickshawed, a genuinely enjoyable profile to read and good to see pics of Mr rather than just relying on Mrs as bait. Two people on a couples profile rather than the typical just her or a Razzle style 16 arse pile on? Bravo!

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By *r Black 85Man
24 weeks ago

nottingham

I'm in

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
24 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"The best people I know are cunts "

I'd consider the common denominator there

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By *inosaur PantsMan
24 weeks ago

Stourbridge

I'm in

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By *ycanNightsMan
24 weeks ago

Workington


"The best people I know are cunts

I'd consider the common denominator there "

Considered ... Known, acknowledged and understood

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By *ittleBoPeepingWoman
24 weeks ago

Galway, Clare

Oh.. May I be in??!

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
24 weeks ago

Southampton

Misty... gorgeous and fun and I'd love to do cocktails with one day

Julie beautiful caring person always fun

Pickles an absolute sweetheart and quiz master

Prey I am envious of your height and ability to walk in crazy high heels! I can trip over a chalk line in trainers....

John Wick excellent taste in music and easy to chat to

Meli... what a wonderful energy you have about you and a wonderful wordsmith I wish I had 1/10 of your creativity

RTG ... You're OK I suppose haha great pics

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By *ittleBoPeepingWoman
24 weeks ago

Galway, Clare

Rose-tinted glasses... well, you know what I think of you

Delectable... you're intelligent, articulate, funny. And your handiwork makes me flutter.

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
24 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry


"Validate me biatches

Mr

Sometimes I want to hate you.

My inner child keeps on rebelling and making me snigger though "

What's to hate Misty

Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

Ok, bit more effort...

RTG, you do indeed have the best penis on fab. But I like your laid back attitude, kinda makes me want to fuck you even more.

Meli, probably the only sex descriptions I don't at, and you love PSL's. Excellent taste.

KOTCT/alissageorge - both have awesome photos and for a nano second make me want to be in a relationship. Just a nano second mind.

Prey - my daily wearing of hoodies and joggers would make me look like a hobo next to you. Awesome style and a don't give a fuck attitude which I like.

She turned me grey - thought he was a knob, actually a decent guy and this place would be dull without you.

I can't remember who else was in so I may come back later.

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

Oh Woody, wear your heart on your sleeve and I hope one day you find someone to do the "sexy sex" with on a regular basis. And he's a manc so bonus points for that.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
24 weeks ago

Southampton

Woody I saved the best for last.. you're just lovely and deserving of someone wonderful ( even if I live miles away ) .. so warm and friendly and very funny x

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By *obilebottomMan
24 weeks ago

All over


"Oh, I hope I am not going to regret this

I’m a fan of your enthusiasm. Always starting threads, trying to get conversations going. I’m too lazy for that sort of thing."

That is kind, thank you. I try as like to see happy people whether on here or life in general. Why not? And not expecting anything but often repaid.

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
24 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

I am in but only just getting a feel for the sordid cast of characters on here.

Littlebird,: funny, no bullshit attitude and all round good un

Mobile bottom: fun friendly and ups the sociability factor on here.

WoodyK: has a good sense of humour and accommodating as long as you’re not a dick

LittlemissmistressK: A sweetheart who keeps things lighthearted.

Prey for the fairys: A good all rounder the Maris Piper of the forum but thinks her bum is the best thing about her.

Coyote Ugly: Dry, abrasive and a lover of all things Penis but we need a bit of that on here!

And can’t forget the OP Mr Pickes: very proactive in the forum, keeps it real and knows how to have a laugh.

Sorry if I missed anyone out, I don’t have my notepad handy!

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
24 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry


"Ok, bit more effort...

RTG, you do indeed have the best penis on fab. But I like your laid back attitude, kinda makes me want to fuck you even more.

Meli, probably the only sex descriptions I don't at, and you love PSL's. Excellent taste.

KOTCT/alissageorge - both have awesome photos and for a nano second make me want to be in a relationship. Just a nano second mind.

Prey - my daily wearing of hoodies and joggers would make me look like a hobo next to you. Awesome style and a don't give a fuck attitude which I like.

She turned me grey - thought he was a knob, actually a decent guy and this place would be dull without you.

I can't remember who else was in so I may come back later.

"

Tbf Coyote, should have just left it at a knob, you aint far off the mark

Mr

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By *ongandharderMan
24 weeks ago

Rotherham

I'm back in

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By *aizyWoman
24 weeks ago

west midlands

A few I forgot earlier,

MrsMistyPeaks, another one I'd love to have cocktails with!

MB, you always make me smile and I love your chaotic threads, you seem like a genuinely lovely person.

Woody, you make me smile on here I love chatting to you.

Mr John Wick, he's alright I suppose.

She turned me grey, she is lovely, him.... I'll have a think about that!

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago


"

Tbf Coyote, should have just left it at a knob, you aint far off the mark

Mr "

Takes one to know one I guess.

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
24 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

One for Daizy

There once was a wild lass named Daizy,

Who loved getting frisky and hazy.

In the buff, she would tease,

Bring her lovers to their knees,

In her antics, she was downright crazy.

Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago


"Lycan’s a good cunt. (Okay, to be more serious - you have an air of chill about you. A natural talent for putting people at their ease. That’s a good thing.)

Woody - you’re one of the friendliest people on here. That’s got to be the headline, I think."

Only to people I’m friendly with

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
24 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry


"

Tbf Coyote, should have just left it at a knob, you aint far off the mark

Mr

Takes one to know one I guess. "

I reckon it's spot it you got it

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago


"Oh Woody, wear your heart on your sleeve and I hope one day you find someone to do the "sexy sex" with on a regular basis. And he's a manc so bonus points for that. "

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
24 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

John Wick - He’s got a rainbow dick.

I just wanted to say that because it rhymes. I’m so shallow sometimes.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
24 weeks ago

Southampton

He's ^a poet and he knows it

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago


"John Wick - He’s got a rainbow dick.

I just wanted to say that because it rhymes. I’m so shallow sometimes."

It’s still a fun thing to read, I’m glad you felt the need

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
24 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"We are in x"

HotIndianCpl - You’re not on the forums all that often but I like it when you are because it nudges me to go look at your gallery … and I enjoy doing that because Alisha has one of Fabs finest arses.

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By *ellroseWoman
24 weeks ago

Brum

She turned me Grey - Mrs is lovely, Mr you is crazy, funny and yeah you’re alright I suppose

CoyoteUgly - you make me laugh, I love your attitude, banter and your love for the penis, just stop deleting your account

Nero - yeah one day

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By *heGateKeeperMan
24 weeks ago

Stratford

• Pickles - Wallahi this guy Lil Bro. Famalam. Rent boy.

• RTG - Top bloke who just gets it!

• LittlemissK - Sensitive sweet and suspenseful all in one. Literally the opposite of me, but I guess it’s why we gel so well

• Meli - Misunderstood & under appreciated

• MistyPeaks - I have such a soft spot for this one after we bonded one night over unspoken tales. So much more to her than she lets on and a true softy at heart

• Cookie - what can I say about Cookie that hasn’t already been said. From Manchester, to Northampton to London this one has always given us nights to remember. Heart of gold and embarrassing stories a plenty

• Little bird - Littlebird genuinely scares the shit out of me & I love her for it

• Julie and Beef - As legendary in the flesh as they are online. Stars…. Both of them (rainbow

• Daizy - There aren’t many people I’ve yet to meet that I’m dying to but this gem is absolutely one of them

• Killan Killash - What a guy!! Never spent an afternoon with him and not been thoroughly amused, educated and bewildered all at once

• Woody - Top! Owe this man so many pints!

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By *cLovin2Man
24 weeks ago

Reading


"Is this how we are doing things?

Gatekeeper - sound legit

Rickshawed - nice tits, and pretty damn nice to talk to.

RTG - there’s a nice guy whos ridiculously handsome, and backs it up when you meet him.

LittlemissK - totally flirty and super friendly, what’s not to like.

Meli - always seems shy around me, and you make me snigger and too clever for your own good

Coyote - a legend, and stupidly sexy. She will not suffer a fool, and she knows there’s many of them around. Give her your trust, and don’t fuck it up!

Misty - life of any party she goes along to, and who wouldn’t hire a gorgeous woman like this?

Giggle - offers you friendliness from the word go, made me feel super comfortable talking to you. Thank you.

LB - beautiful inside aswell as out.

Prey - *goes all shy. Erm, ….gorgeous.

John Wick - great to see others take all of this with a pinch of salt. Seems good fun. *offers a beer

Mclovin - great username. Genuinely laughed when I read it. Haha

Mimi Rouge - you’ve got a sexy figure, I zoom in everytime I see you post in the forum

MrsKotct (and that ass you hang around with!) genuinely two of my favourite people on here. And I like to see I’m not the only one who takes regular time away from the forum for set amounts of hours….

Daily - fuck me! If I was a woman, I would want a body like yours.

Lycan - you are one of the good guys who speak honestly, that I can live with.

Killan - you are alright … haha.

"

woody, you and I. We're both superbad

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

Swiss army knife - you amuse me at times. I think i may like you, ish.

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By *ex HolesMan
24 weeks ago

Up North

Her with the tits - I’d squirt a bit of my love juice in your direction

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
24 weeks ago

Wales

In and ready to spread some love

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
24 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"Swiss army knife - you amuse me at times. I think i may like you, ish."

Awww you know like turns to love and love turns to hate….then we end up on a true crime documentary about how one of us killed the other

I sort of like you too ish!!

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By *oo..Woman
24 weeks ago

Boo's World

I'm in

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
24 weeks ago

Wales

Oh we're not sliding into DMS?

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By *hunky GentMan
24 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I'm in.

Do your worst.

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By *hunky GentMan
24 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Oh we're not sliding into DMS? "

You can slide my way any time you like

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
24 weeks ago

Essex


"Oh we're not sliding into DMS? "

I’ve done some via DM and some on the thread.

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By *ycanNightsMan
24 weeks ago

Workington


"In and ready to spread some love "

Da Boobs, shallow I know ...

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
24 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

Some quick hits:

Rex? The way he closes threads.

Miss Bella? The way she bites her lip.

Boo? Her arse. No! Her nipples. Or her arse. I can’t decide.

Chunky? His positive attitude.

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By *andynecklaceWoman
24 weeks ago

West Brom

Woody - amazing company, hilarious and has the best stories

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
24 weeks ago

St Leonards

I'm in please Pickle.

Best and worst would be nice, but it's a "best" thread so maybe send me the worst privately x

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By *parkle1974Woman
24 weeks ago

Leeds

I haven't met any forum users irl (well none that have commented so far)

Some seem alright though

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
24 weeks ago

North West

Go on then

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By *rsKOTCTWoman
24 weeks ago

Leeds

Coyote - you are straight to the point, your pics are stunning (I don't care if Chewbacca is hiding) and I like your humour even if you do think penis ps pretty

MrJohnWick - best profile pic ever even if it is a penis, funny and generally seems great

Woody - Just lovely! One of the few men I can genuinely chat to, great pics and you are just an all round good egg.

Prey - I don't know how this woman does it, she says what I think and does it just do elequently than I could ever do, it's like she reads my mind. Prey you are absolutely stunning, stylish, just all round fabulous!

Julie & Beef - both stunning, down to earth and very inclusive, I think I could meet these guys every day and never get bored!

Passing Fancies - met at a group social didn't get to chat much, you seem like a fun couple.

Meli - just a beautiful human, I have more to add, just yes!

Cookie46 - another all round just lovely human.

Littlebird - I love your humour, your kindness, and again another all round great person (she has amazing tits too)

SheTurnedMeGrey - love the humour, I enjoy reading your contributions, great couple.

ScottishGuy555 - quite funny, not bad for a guy

MrsTMN - love your posts, your always inclusive and just seem lovely!

Nickiclunge - funny - again another decent bloke.

I know there's more but my coffee has finished, I may come back

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By *imi_RougeWoman
24 weeks ago

Portsmouth

Chunky gent just seems like an absolute sweetheart and I think of him EVERY time I see any blue underwear

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By *erryGoldMan
24 weeks ago

Redditch

In I must have something good about me lol

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
24 weeks ago

Southampton


"In I must have something good about me lol "

You look great in a waistcoat

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By *erryGoldMan
24 weeks ago

Redditch


"In I must have something good about me lol

You look great in a waistcoat "

Thanks and you look well without one

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By *ittlebirdWoman
24 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

I just wanted to say thank you for all the lovely things everyone has said about me up there ^^

I’ve just landed home so I will thank you all personally when I’ve got a glass of wine in my hand x

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By *erryGoldMan
24 weeks ago

Redditch

Sparkle1974 you rock a corset

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By *rBobbMan
24 weeks ago

Birmingham

Okkay, I'm in

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By *hunky GentMan
24 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Chunky gent just seems like an absolute sweetheart and I think of him EVERY time I see any blue underwear "

I'll take that as a positive.

I could take you underwear shopping.

.

You make me wish I was 10 years younger.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
24 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Coyote - you are straight to the point, your pics are stunning (I don't care if Chewbacca is hiding) and I like your humour even if you do think penis ps pretty

MrJohnWick - best profile pic ever even if it is a penis, funny and generally seems great

Woody - Just lovely! One of the few men I can genuinely chat to, great pics and you are just an all round good egg.

Prey - I don't know how this woman does it, she says what I think and does it just do elequently than I could ever do, it's like she reads my mind. Prey you are absolutely stunning, stylish, just all round fabulous!

Julie & Beef - both stunning, down to earth and very inclusive, I think I could meet these guys every day and never get bored!

Passing Fancies - met at a group social didn't get to chat much, you seem like a fun couple.

Meli - just a beautiful human, I have more to add, just yes!

Cookie46 - another all round just lovely human.

Littlebird - I love your humour, your kindness, and again another all round great person (she has amazing tits too)

SheTurnedMeGrey - love the humour, I enjoy reading your contributions, great couple.

ScottishGuy555 - quite funny, not bad for a guy

MrsTMN - love your posts, your always inclusive and just seem lovely!

Nickiclunge - funny - again another decent bloke.

I know there's more but my coffee has finished, I may come back "

Thank you Mocha. What do I like about you? I think you've been crushed by shyness in your earlier life, and you still came out fighting, knowing you deserved more. And you give to others. And I don't think hubby is on the thread - but you complete each other. Who the two of you will become together over the next 5, 10, 15 years - that's spectacular! You've both worked for it, and you deserve all the goodness it can bring.

Oh - I think you're hot too (not Mr, obvs ) x

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By *hunky GentMan
24 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"In and ready to spread some love "

Miss Bella. You know I think you're supersexy and great fun to chat with.

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By *hunky GentMan
24 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I'd like to say that I wish I could attend more group socials so I could get to you guys better and have a drink or 2.

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
24 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry


"I just wanted to say thank you for all the lovely things everyone has said about me up there ^^

I’ve just landed home so I will thank you all personally when I’ve got a glass of wine in my hand x"

^^ She is a all round good egg...

Motorboats tits at Northampton

Mr

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By *oo..Woman
24 weeks ago

Boo's World

LB - Total queen of motorboating, she's so little I never see her coming until it's too late.

She turned me Grey - the female half is absolutely lovely and such a good laugh.

The Mr half has a face you just want to slap, but he says it like it is, and we've had some good laughs/drinks together at the socials. His okay in small doses! "Gary"

Cookie - I absolutely love her to pieces, and some of her stories are just hideous and hilarious at the same time! Never change

John Wick - seems lovely and his promised me a brand new packet of unopened Minstrels.

LittleMiss - absolute troublemaker, stands her ground, and is bloody funny all at once! No one else rocks beetlejuice trousers like you do.

Rtg- the pretend Scot with a fascination of my arse cheeks,his not bad in real life, and has many stories to tell.

Chunky-never fails to love the blue undies. And is a lovely man to chat too.

Mrs Misty- very little but fiesty at the same time. Has great humour too.

Mr Klunge - is a bit bonkers and has the ability to make me gag at some of his forum posts , but seems like a decent chap.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
24 weeks ago

Southampton


"In I must have something good about me lol

You look great in a waistcoat

Thanks and you look well without one "

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
24 weeks ago

Southampton

Oh Boo whatever do you mean I'm a troublemaker?! Lmfao you're an absolute hoot !!

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago


"Oh Boo whatever do you mean I'm a troublemaker?! Lmfao you're an absolute hoot !!"

You are a genuine, and honest person you I am really honoured to have spoke. To

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By *hunky GentMan
24 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Boo - one day, just one day we'll meet and get to have a long awaited hug.

Such a lovely lady

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
24 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

Boo fancies Gary that's all I know

Mr

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
24 weeks ago

Southampton


"Oh Boo whatever do you mean I'm a troublemaker?! Lmfao you're an absolute hoot !!

You are a genuine, and honest person you I am really honoured to have spoke. To "

thanks lovely.. x

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By *ittlebirdWoman
24 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

I have no idea where this “rumour” of motorboating comes from…

I’m an angel

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
24 weeks ago

Southampton


"I have no idea where this “rumour” of motorboating comes from…

I’m an angel "

I got called a troublemaker!

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By *oo..Woman
24 weeks ago

Boo's World


"Boo - one day, just one day we'll meet and get to have a long awaited hug.

Such a lovely lady "

*cough,cough*

CAKE!!

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By *oo..Woman
24 weeks ago

Boo's World


"Boo fancies Gary that's all I know

Mr "

Come on, who wouldn't do Gary as a woman?

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By *ake_or_deathMan
24 weeks ago

Manchester


"Boo fancies Gary that's all I know

Mr

Come on, who wouldn't do Gary as a woman? "

Incredible curves.

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By *ycanNightsMan
24 weeks ago

Workington


"I'm in "

Never really interacted...but gonna say Rosie was right. Great Butt

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
24 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry


"Boo fancies Gary that's all I know

Mr

Come on, who wouldn't do Gary as a woman? "

TBF I'd let Gary as a women do me sideways every Sunday

Mr

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By *hunky GentMan
24 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough


"Boo - one day, just one day we'll meet and get to have a long awaited hug.

Such a lovely lady

*cough,cough*

CAKE!! "

Ok, ok.

Cake (& a hug).

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
24 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry


"Boo fancies Gary that's all I know

Mr

Come on, who wouldn't do Gary as a woman?

Incredible curves."

Gary's curves are banging, see you've met him

Mr

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
24 weeks ago

St Leonards

So, omissions and errors remain my own (that's what professional writers say, init. I can pretend).

Pickle - you are black. You are good looking. Those two statements live together completely. You are intelligent, inclusive, probing, and playful. My real friends are like you, I raised my white children to be like you.

BumBums (MobileBottom) - Do you know how many of us love you precisely because of your "fat thumbs"? You're completely adorable. I love you.

John Wick - Understated genius.

Daizy - God I fancy you.

Coyote - You're bloody funny. I hope your real life isn't quite the car-crash you paint on your posts. But you paint it hilariously.

Woody - an Exocet missile waiting to find the right target, and then explode with all the truly great things locked away for too long. A bit like a male version of Mrs KOTCT. It's all there, waiting to come out.

Prey - Mysterious, yet direct. Clever, yet goofy. Hot...just hot.

Julie & Beef - a lot of you probably saw my "drink with Julie" comment yesterday. That's how much I think of Julie. And I know everything I need to know about Beef. Because if Julie chose him, and he chose Julie, he's someone very amazing indeed.

Meli - I kinda think of Meli as "Girl Pickle". Similar insights, inclusiveness, with perhaps more tilt towards the literary than the politico-cultural of Pickle. Works hard for everyone to feel good, and is confident enough to take for herself too. That's good to see.

Littlebird - Funny, dirty, Sid James. One of the few people I'd enjoy being around when they're d*unk. I'd be d*unk too.

SheTurnedMeGrey - Funny as fuck.

MrsTMN - I don't know where to start. Cheeky, witty, warm, insightful, naughty (I know - we all hate that word. But she is). Gives, then gives, then gives some more. And is bloody attractive, sexy, desirable, and one hell of a woman. I imagine even her stroppy is quite cute. She's cute isn't she? So cute. And so damned shaggable.

Ends x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
24 weeks ago

Nah the comments about me have actually made me emosh.

I’ve had a manic Sunday. But I’ll send some privately later x

I love you guys

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By *ad NannaWoman
24 weeks ago

East London

Who's Gary?

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By *ad NannaWoman
24 weeks ago

East London


"Nah the comments about me have actually made me emosh.

I’ve had a manic Sunday. But I’ll send some privately later x

I love you guys "

You're a decent gentleman, Pickle x

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
24 weeks ago

St Leonards

Boo - I left you off just to make you want me more .

Reverse psychology, obvs.

Or I'm just a twat.

Great ass. Smart from life's slings and arrows. Probably far more passionate than she wants us to know. Passion is amazing once it finds a home.

Now - about that knob-cheese....

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago


"Who's Gary?"

*sponge bob cries.

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago


"Woody - amazing company, hilarious and has the best stories "

Can I quote you on that?

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By *oo..Woman
24 weeks ago

Boo's World

GK

Stubborn as fuck

Has a diary worse than Tesco deliveries for an avaliable slot!

Intelligent

Has the ability to put all his sarcasm into big words so it never seems as harsh as it should be

But:

He shows me a whole different side of him when we meet that no one else gets

Is the best dinner date companion

Keeps me safe in the big bad London when I visit

Never let's me walk alone

Does things I didn't think possible

And is the most incredible person

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By *ad NannaWoman
24 weeks ago

East London


"Who's Gary?

*sponge bob cries. "

Ohhhh, THAT Gary.

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By *ad NannaWoman
24 weeks ago

East London

Nick the Bard of Fabland, your posts make scrolling worthwhile.

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By *oo..Woman
24 weeks ago

Boo's World


"Boo fancies Gary that's all I know

Mr

Come on, who wouldn't do Gary as a woman?

TBF I'd let Gary as a women do me sideways every Sunday

Mr "

You'd let anyone do you, stop pretending otherwise and not just on a Sunday!

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By *ryingitout19Man
24 weeks ago

Wales

Evening all

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
24 weeks ago

Southampton


"Evening all"

His delectable thighs

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
24 weeks ago

Wales

Can we have a part two please I've not even started putting my list of names together yet

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By *rBobbMan
24 weeks ago

Birmingham


"Can we have a part two please I've not even started putting my list of names together yet "

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By *heGateKeeperMan
24 weeks ago

Stratford


"GK

Stubborn as fuck

Has a diary worse than Tesco deliveries for an avaliable slot!

Intelligent

Has the ability to put all his sarcasm into big words so it never seems as harsh as it should be

But:

He shows me a whole different side of him when we meet that no one else gets

Is the best dinner date companion

Keeps me safe in the big bad London when I visit

Never let's me walk alone

Does things I didn't think possible

And is the most incredible person

"

You soft twat

I could actually write a whole thread about Boo but we’ll keep it to a few key points

* Stubborn and moody at the best of times because she wears her heart on her sleeve and I’d actually the softest, most caring most sensitive soul. I know that’s hard to believe, I never thought it either but she very pleasantly surprised me.

* she doesn’t get the hump anymore when I stop holding her hand 150m from the pub

* is always there when I’m having a down day and let’s me motorboat her boobs on behalf of everyone

* gives the best snugs and puts up with my 30 cups a morning coffee habit

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
24 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

Awww I feel so seen

Can I be the clique overlord

Mr

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By *eliWoman
24 weeks ago

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Let's see...

Pickle - I adore you. Sweet, woke, passionate.

TGK - Witty. Doesn't take life too seriously.

LittleMissK - incorrigible flirt. Love when you're feeling confident in yourself.

Delectableicecream - ever so delectable. Delightful to talk with.

Coyote - under that... prickly exterior there's a soft bellied pretty penis mad woman. Love seeing you flirt. You get that pretty penis, woman.

Prey - do you know, my ex told me that we wouldn't get on. Because we're quite similar. So wrong. I love your rbf. The care and consideration you show to those who matter. Your lack of time for shite chat. Unashamedly you as you should be. Things will get better because you're brilliant and deserve that.

Mimi - your photos are just *it*. Beautiful. I like that you can post and talk openly about various things.

Modfather, I like your kindness and general good energy.

Julie - you're forever my You'll Be Back. I like how much of a fuck you give. You embrace things wholeheartedly and that's how it should be. Plus, any woman who starts to own her sexuality? Beautiful.

MrsNipNips - you're my sort of person. Right down to the Tiggering and overthinking.

MrNipNips - I would. Repeatedly.

TyAmore - you're pretty. Genuinely very lovely. Have more faith in you.

Daizy - your poor cheese taste aside? You're such a joy to read. And your photos are

Lycan - cheeky flirting, humour... cheeky. Adorable. Yep, that's you. You're not scary in the slightest. A defanged wolf.

Woody - you care. You've got a big heart and I hope you find that person to share it with.

MB - your inclusive way of being on the forum. It's really rather sweet.

Mrs Knights - authenticity. That's a big thing for me. You post about how you really feel - the body doubts, the low times, the happy excited. I hope you find you again, x

Nicky - I don't always "get" your humour but I don't think you'd give a flying hoot. And that's admirable. You seem to own who you are, know who you are and what it is you like and don't like.

And Rosie - Best ManTart ever. You make me laugh. You're also... too versed in my style which is amusing. I love reading your more serious posts. I also... quite like your tad wanky let's quote multiple people replies.

I've been privately messaging but I'm a softie and saw the public posts and yep. Here I am on a Sunday evening.

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