FabSwingers.com forum: Poems for an opener

By (user no longer on site) OP
24 weeks ago

Hi everyone

So I've been on here a few months now and don't seem to be getting much positive feedback from females!

I hate the "Hi, how are you" rubbish, so I always try to make the effort with a silly and innuendo type poem

It doesn't work!

Where/how do people get seen?

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

Gimme your best poem you’ve sent

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
24 weeks ago

Herts

I can already see the problem but I wanna hear a poem

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By (user no longer on site) OP
24 weeks ago

I once chatted to a girl on another dating app called "...buttons"

"...'s got buttons

They ought to be pressed

But where are those buttons

There's 2 on her chest"

That type of stuff!

No reply!

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
24 weeks ago

Essex

“Hey there babe

You are stunnin’

Open your legs

So I can cum in”

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

"“Hey there babe

You are stunnin’

Open your legs

So I can cum in”"

Works for me everytime

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By (user no longer on site) OP
24 weeks ago

Never tried this! I'll give it a go!

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
24 weeks ago

Essex

"I once chatted to a girl on another dating app called "...buttons"

"...'s got buttons

They ought to be pressed

But where are those buttons

There's 2 on her chest"

That type of stuff!

No reply!

I’m shocked

How could one not reply to that corker.

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

"I once chatted to a girl on another dating app called "...buttons"

"...'s got buttons

They ought to be pressed

But where are those buttons

There's 2 on her chest"

That type of stuff!

No reply!

I think maybe be a bit more descriptive in the future?

Idk something like…..there once was a dadbodthegreat

He thought sending poems would find him a mate

But when he got no reply, he didn’t know why so had a jolly old wank into his eye

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

"I once chatted to a girl on another dating app called "...buttons"

"...'s got buttons

They ought to be pressed

But where are those buttons

There's 2 on her chest"

That type of stuff!

No reply!

I’m shocked

How could one not reply to that corker.

Misty is aroused when the poem was given in open forum, imagine the effect if that erotica arrived in her inbox.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
24 weeks ago

Haha

It's supposed to be rubbish though!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
24 weeks ago

You need to work on your couples mate

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By *ake_or_deathMan
24 weeks ago

Manchester

"Hi everyone

So I've been on here a few months now and don't seem to be getting much positive feedback from females!

I hate the "Hi, how are you" rubbish, so I always try to make the effort with a silly and innuendo type poem

It doesn't work!

Where/how do people get seen?"

Have you considered starting by asking them a question about something they've written on their profile?

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

"You need to work on your couples mate

We all need to work on our couples, it's just that most are looking for unicorns

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

"Hi everyone

So I've been on here a few months now and don't seem to be getting much positive feedback from females!

I hate the "Hi, how are you" rubbish, so I always try to make the effort with a silly and innuendo type poem

It doesn't work!

Where/how do people get seen?

Have you considered starting by asking them a question about something they've written on their profile?"

No!!!!

More serenading sonnets!!!

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
24 weeks ago

Essex

"I once chatted to a girl on another dating app called "...buttons"

"...'s got buttons

They ought to be pressed

But where are those buttons

There's 2 on her chest"

That type of stuff!

No reply!

I’m shocked

How could one not reply to that corker.

Misty is aroused when the poem was given in open forum, imagine the effect if that erotica arrived in her inbox.

My buttons are tingling

My skin’s getting hot

I feel the flame of desire

Oh. No it’s not.

I’m stood too close to the grill.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
24 weeks ago

Of course I do!

Sometimes I even wrote a poem about it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
24 weeks ago

Couplets

Bummer

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

"Of course I do!

Sometimes I even wrote a poem about it!"

OP, please use reply and quote if you are responding to a message

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
24 weeks ago

Herts

Yo ho

let me lick you

like an Oreo

Will this get all the boys to the yard? (I’m all out of milkshake)

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By *rsKOTCTWoman
24 weeks ago

Leeds

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Sit on my face

I'll tounge fuck you.

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By *ake_or_deathMan
24 weeks ago

Manchester

"I once chatted to a girl on another dating app called "...buttons"

"...'s got buttons

They ought to be pressed

But where are those buttons

There's 2 on her chest"

That type of stuff!

No reply!

I’m shocked

How could one not reply to that corker.

Misty is aroused when the poem was given in open forum, imagine the effect if that erotica arrived in her inbox.

My buttons are tingling

My skin’s getting hot

I feel the flame of desire

Oh. No it’s not.

I’m stood too close to the grill."

Your buttons are shiny

So if you wouldn't mind

Taking your blouse off

Because they're making me blind.

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By *ake_or_deathMan
24 weeks ago

Manchester

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

Sit on my face

I'll tounge fuck you.

Wait...that would work? Damn, no wonder I've been missing out.

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By *rsKOTCTWoman
24 weeks ago

Leeds

"Roses are red

Violets are blue

Sit on my face

I'll tounge fuck you.

Wait...that would work? Damn, no wonder I've been missing out."

Works for me

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By *erryGoldMan
24 weeks ago

Redditch

I don't drink much anymore but god things were easier when you just said hi at the bar and started a conversation. I find online hard

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

I hope you now see the error in your ways op?

Take the pointers from all these lovely people, go forth and prosper!

Thou will be balls deep in clunge in no time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
24 weeks ago

"I hope you now see the error in your ways op?

Take the pointers from all these lovely people, go forth and prosper!

Thou will be balls deep in clunge in no time"

Duly noted

Thanks for your, er, "help", everyone!

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By *erryGoldMan
24 weeks ago

Redditch

Your eyes they shine like diamonds,

Your skin as white as snow.

If I ever got a chance with you,

It wouldn't be fuck and go lol

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

Females

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By *erryGoldMan
24 weeks ago

Redditch

If you legs were on my shoulders

And I buried to the sack,

One look into your eyes and wild horses couldn't hold me back.

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By *erryGoldMan
24 weeks ago

Redditch

I found you on fab and thought we could have fun,

But I've perved all through you photos and I couldn't help but cum.

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By *eroLondonMan
24 weeks ago

Covent Garden

You need to pen for them a Pre-Raphaelite sonnet and not a poem, and aim for a certain calibre of women, OP. †

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By *loss aka Miss JonesWoman
24 weeks ago

south coast IOW

The op is getting nowhere, his poems falling flat,

When all hes trying to achieve, is starting up a chat,

So, come on you single ladies, or couples, heres your prize.

The op just wants to get a meet, so come and feast your eyes.

Hes posted several pictures with his dad bod there on show.

Hes said he’ll have a social for a chance with you to know

He ideally wants to fuck you, or to share you with your man

So your jobs now been made easy, just consent and say he can.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
24 weeks ago

"The op is getting nowhere, his poems falling flat,

When all hes trying to achieve, is starting up a chat,

So, come on you single ladies, or couples, heres your prize.

The op just wants to get a meet, so come and feast your eyes.

Hes posted several pictures with his dad bod there on show.

Hes said he’ll have a social for a chance with you to know

He ideally wants to fuck you, or to share you with your man

So your jobs now been made easy, just consent and say he can.

Ding ding ding

Winner

Close the post. Nothing can beat this one. No point trying anymore.

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By *erryGoldMan
24 weeks ago

Redditch

"The op is getting nowhere, his poems falling flat,

When all hes trying to achieve, is starting up a chat,

So, come on you single ladies, or couples, heres your prize.

The op just wants to get a meet, so come and feast your eyes.

Hes posted several pictures with his dad bod there on show.

Hes said he’ll have a social for a chance with you to know

He ideally wants to fuck you, or to share you with your man

So your jobs now been made easy, just consent and say he can.

Pmsl I'd say you a good craic

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

"The op is getting nowhere, his poems falling flat,

When all hes trying to achieve, is starting up a chat,

So, come on you single ladies, or couples, heres your prize.

The op just wants to get a meet, so come and feast your eyes.

Hes posted several pictures with his dad bod there on show.

Hes said he’ll have a social for a chance with you to know

He ideally wants to fuck you, or to share you with your man

So your jobs now been made easy, just consent and say he can.

Ding ding ding

Winner

Close the post. Nothing can beat this one. No point trying anymore.

Send her one back then

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By *loss aka Miss JonesWoman
24 weeks ago

south coast IOW

"The op is getting nowhere, his poems falling flat,

When all hes trying to achieve, is starting up a chat,

So, come on you single ladies, or couples, heres your prize.

The op just wants to get a meet, so come and feast your eyes.

Hes posted several pictures with his dad bod there on show.

Hes said he’ll have a social for a chance with you to know

He ideally wants to fuck you, or to share you with your man

So your jobs now been made easy, just consent and say he can.

Ding ding ding

Winner

Close the post. Nothing can beat this one. No point trying anymore.

Send her one back then

Ah alas he is outside my requirements.

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By *erryGoldMan
24 weeks ago

Redditch

"The op is getting nowhere, his poems falling flat,

When all hes trying to achieve, is starting up a chat,

So, come on you single ladies, or couples, heres your prize.

The op just wants to get a meet, so come and feast your eyes.

Hes posted several pictures with his dad bod there on show.

Hes said he’ll have a social for a chance with you to know

He ideally wants to fuck you, or to share you with your man

So your jobs now been made easy, just consent and say he can.

I go to the Isle of White,

When the festival gigs are on.

Now I've read you poem

I wish they were all year long.

For the chance to see you would increase,

And I think we would get on.

But more that that I love your style

And want you all night long.

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

"The op is getting nowhere, his poems falling flat,

When all hes trying to achieve, is starting up a chat,

So, come on you single ladies, or couples, heres your prize.

The op just wants to get a meet, so come and feast your eyes.

Hes posted several pictures with his dad bod there on show.

Hes said he’ll have a social for a chance with you to know

He ideally wants to fuck you, or to share you with your man

So your jobs now been made easy, just consent and say he can.

Ding ding ding

Winner

Close the post. Nothing can beat this one. No point trying anymore.

Send her one back then

Ah alas he is outside my requirements. "

Ah, ok well, just send penis instead then bro

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By *ittlebirdWoman
24 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"You need to pen for them a Pre-Raphaelite sonnet and not a poem, and aim for a certain calibre of women, OP. †"

They work. 100%

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By *loss aka Miss JonesWoman
24 weeks ago

south coast IOW

"The op is getting nowhere, his poems falling flat,

When all hes trying to achieve, is starting up a chat,

So, come on you single ladies, or couples, heres your prize.

The op just wants to get a meet, so come and feast your eyes.

Hes posted several pictures with his dad bod there on show.

Hes said he’ll have a social for a chance with you to know

He ideally wants to fuck you, or to share you with your man

So your jobs now been made easy, just consent and say he can.

I go to the Isle of White,

When the festival gigs are on.

Now I've read you poem

I wish they were all year long.

For the chance to see you would increase,

And I think we would get on.

But more that that I love your style

And want you all night long. "

Ha ha.

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