FabSwingers.com forum: Can anyone *describe* the taste of a vagina please?

By (user no longer on site) OP
31 weeks ago

.. or even a vulva. Whatever you want to call it.

I’ve finally accepted, in my frail dotage and seniority, that no woman will ever let me ACTUALLY have a bit of a nosh “down there” so I’m reliant on all of you sexual superstars to help me at least *imagine* what the taste is like.

So can anyone please indulge me?

Describe the taste in easy to understand terms for a layman like me.

Thanks Fabsters!

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

Fishy

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By *eordieJeansCouple
31 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Like a tuna melt that’s been left out in the sun for a week.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
31 weeks ago

Southampton

Spoiled milk

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By *oveToPlay.Couple
31 weeks ago

Yorkshire

Cottage cheese that's gone sour

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By *ayPrimeMan
31 weeks ago

Leeds

If you’re familiar with Lovecraftian horror you’re most of the way there.

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By *piritualBlackBWW1979Woman
31 weeks ago

Medway

"Like a tuna melt that’s been left out in the sun for a week."

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By *ornycougaWoman
31 weeks ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Grimsby docks on a summer's day

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By *rMonkeyMan
31 weeks ago

Somewhere

Surströmming

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

If she lets you taste the fruit of her loins….depending on the time of the month it may resemble some old rusty coins

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By *eordieJeansCouple
31 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Calamari

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By *ellinever70Woman
31 weeks ago

Ayrshire

I imagine it tastes like a vagina

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By *allandathleticMan
31 weeks ago

Asgard

Tastes like and similar texture to raw salmon. Go grab a pack and eat your heart out (or imaginary lady friend, complete with salmon vagina)

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By *dventuresofLandSCouple
31 weeks ago

Lincoln

9v Battery haha

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By *untocum1000TV/TS
31 weeks ago

newmarket

Scampi nik naks ..

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By *oveToPlay.Couple
31 weeks ago

Yorkshire

Like the most addictive sweet nectar that has ever passed your lips.

One lick and you're addicted, craving it, needing it, wanting it

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

"Scampi nik naks ..

Are they still around????

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By *ansoffateMan
31 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Imagine skipping through the clouds like a stepping stone staircase to heavenly glory.

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By *ensherman333Man
31 weeks ago

Newcastle

Very much depends on the women, some taste like nectar, some taste like off seafood.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
31 weeks ago

chichester

beef

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
31 weeks ago

chichester

and beef is the tastiest :_)

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By *afkaMan
31 weeks ago

Nottingham (ish)

Tastes like Ambrosia

(The nectar of the gods, not the custard)

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
31 weeks ago

The Continental

Like an armadillo.

Smooth on the inside, crunchy on the outside.

Armadillos!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
31 weeks ago

Southampton

"Scampi nik naks ..

Are they still around????"

Yep

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By *he love catsCouple
31 weeks ago

South Wales

Fucking amazing.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
31 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

Nothing like fish.

Fishy smell = piss or infection.

I can only say .... musky, warm and musky and as individual as a woman .....

The vaginal mucus of a healthy woman who eats a balanced diet will be sweeter and more pleasant than a booze swilling , chain smoking , pizza chomping laydeh!

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By *itygamesMan
31 weeks ago

Sheperds pie

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

I can't taste so I've always imagined from say

A cherry cola lollypop to a corned beef hash, depending what mood I am in.

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By *each BenMan
31 weeks ago

swansea

They all taste different, some taste delicious

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By *ittlebirdWoman
31 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Like Haribo. And I love Haribo

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By *rHotNottsMan
31 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

I’d say it’s like a mild prawn cocktail , like a good fresh fish, if it’s too fishy it’s probably turned

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By *olex99Man
31 weeks ago

Hull

Have ever seen the "shunting" final scene of the film Society? Like that

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By *obajxMan
31 weeks ago

Cheshire

Space dust popping candy

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By *y AmoreMan
31 weeks ago

london

Pickle onion monster munch

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By *B69Woman
31 weeks ago

Wiltshire

Pineapple

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By *avexxMan
31 weeks ago

cheshire

peardrops

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By *hatsWhatCoupleCouple
31 weeks ago

Northampton

It’s slightly acidic.

I’ve not used litmus paper so unsure of exact value

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By (user no longer on site) OP
31 weeks ago

"Like Haribo. And I love Haribo "

Tangtastics, Supermix or Starmix?

I need to know!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
31 weeks ago

"Pickle onion monster munch "

Does having too much make your lips sting and go white?

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By *reggSausageMan
31 weeks ago

derby

It taste like tv static

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By *ittlebirdWoman
31 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"Like Haribo. And I love Haribo

Tangtastics, Supermix or Starmix?

I need to know! "

Sometimes the little red hearts in Starmix. Sometimes fizzy cola bottles

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
31 weeks ago

East Sussex

Is this like a bushtucker trial?

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
31 weeks ago

The Continental

"Is this like a bushtucker trial?"

Snorts

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By *rjay224Man
31 weeks ago

up north

Tastes like metal

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By *amhorniestMan
31 weeks ago

Surrey

Fish and chips with lashings of salt and vinegar

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
31 weeks ago

Leeds

Tastes like when you lick a 9 volt battery.

The mr

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By *parkle1974Woman
31 weeks ago

Leeds

Heaven

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By *issBellaWoman
31 weeks ago

Wales

Fishcake

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
31 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Tastes like strawberries

On a summer evenin'

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By *entlemanFoxMan
31 weeks ago

North East / London

Parma ham

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By *entlemanFoxMan
31 weeks ago

North East / London

"Heaven

This too

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

"Like the most addictive sweet nectar that has ever passed your lips.

One lick and you're addicted, craving it, needing it, wanting it

Thats probably the most honest and accurate reply ....

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

Too many people in this thread have been eating batteries and coin-cells.

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By *glyBettyTV/TS
31 weeks ago

About 3 feet away from the fence

Piss

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By *ags73Man
31 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Varies. No two are the same

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By *ags73Man
31 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"Piss"

No that’s squirt

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By *iscean_dreamMan
31 weeks ago

Llanelli

Prawn cocktail pringles

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By *urvyFan!Man
31 weeks ago

Bury

Chip shop scampi with too much vinegar

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

Depends on your diet.

If you eat a lot of garlic and asparagus and don't shower twice a day, I wouldn't risk it.

Also... depends on your public hair upkeep, how thick your thighs are and where un your cycle you are...

Not to mention if you're menopausal.

For myself, I stay away from garlic and cruciferous for a week, eat only strawberries, get a full Hollywood wax and regularly clean my bits.

I've been told I smell of lavender.

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

Curdled milk and cottage cheese

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By *rispyDuckMan
31 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Depends on the owner

Can be like boiled eggs left out too long

Or like a delicious freshly made salad, served at a family bbq

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

For myself, I stay away from garlic and cruciferous for a week... "

I just learned a new word. Thank You. Here, I thought cruciferous related to Jesus.

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By *ustincider888Man
31 weeks ago

Preston Ish

Like ready salted crisp with a bit of sugar on

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By (user no longer on site) OP
31 weeks ago

Has anyone got a foof that tastes of black cherry? I like black cherries.

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By *en_Dover79Man
31 weeks ago

Oswaldtwistle

it depends whose it is

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By *agatoXXXMan
31 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

Lobster Thermidor.

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By *ickeyblueeyes7Man
31 weeks ago

newport

Billingsgate fish market

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

Like heaven

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By *antra MassageMan
31 weeks ago

South Side.

It varies, from fresh oysters, to salty squid, to neutral, to something which isn't a smell but a pheromone that goes straight to my primitive reptile brain.

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

Chicken

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By *ear in the chairMan
31 weeks ago

yeah there

The right one is just simply moorish

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By *cplsMan
31 weeks ago

Nr Waltham

Some very strange descriptions here, not like anything I ever tasted and believe me I like the taste.

It very much depends on diet, attention to hygene and health. I found it can have a smell and taste of Maple syrup but with a slight metalic taint. Love it but dont get chance as much as I used too.

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By *unguy182Man
31 weeks ago

perth wa

9v Duracell battery.

Bit wierd at first but once you get used to it, it gets addictive

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By *randMrsNorthernCouple
31 weeks ago

Cheshire

Surely someone could let the guy have a nibble.

Alternatively we could start a go fund me for him to visit a brass house?

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By *unguy182Man
31 weeks ago

perth wa

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By *unguy182Man
31 weeks ago

perth wa

"Tastes like when you lick a 9 volt battery.

The mr "

I wish I saw this before commenting the same haha

Got to love that little zap you get the first time

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

"9v Duracell battery.

Bit wierd at first but once you get used to it, it gets addictive

Like a Nintendo switch cartridge?

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By *unguy182Man
31 weeks ago

perth wa

"9v Duracell battery.

Bit wierd at first but once you get used to it, it gets addictive

Like a Nintendo switch cartridge? "

I’ll give one a try and get back to you

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By *emonbuttercreamWoman
31 weeks ago

Birmingham

I've only ever tasted my own. And as much as I would love to say oh my god it's sweet and delicious, it's just rather plain and boring. I do notice a difference depending on time of month but mostly it's the same.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
31 weeks ago

"Surely someone could let the guy have a nibble.

Alternatively we could start a go fund me for him to visit a brass house? "

I’m all for this! Donations (of vulva OR cash) appreciated!

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By *ucsherMan
31 weeks ago

Stevenage/Uxbridge

Like a cross between Smiths scampi crisps and Walkers Worcestershire sauce.

If only Walkers made a vag flavour... !

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By *ox1 red leaderMan
31 weeks ago

farnham

If it smells like chicken keep a lickin.. If smells like trout get out..

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
31 weeks ago

St Leonards

It should taste of his cock.

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By *laytime_13Woman
31 weeks ago

Lincs

"Tastes like Ambrosia

(The nectar of the gods, not the custard) "

I dunno, ambrosia custard is pretty good….

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By *S chanel demarTV/TS
31 weeks ago

peterborough

I wish I hadn't eaten before reading this......

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

Depends on if she's had blueberries or not. Or so I've heard, I have very trusty sources

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By (user no longer on site) OP
31 weeks ago

Thank you to the surprisingly numerous amount gents that have taken the time to message me to describe the taste of vajayjay and offer their sympathies at my lack of opportunity to savour it for myself.

I can confirm that, fortunately, the post is a little tongue in cheek and I have indeed had opportunity to enjoy the pleasure very much.

Back in 1997 it was, I think. Lovely lass. Can’t remember her name, but definitely remember the taste.

Mind you, I’m in my 50’s now and my memory isn’t what it was.

I might be thinking instead of the flavour of Prawn Cocktail KP Skips?

One or t’other anyway

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By *agatoXXXMan
30 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"Like a cross between Smiths scampi crisps and Walkers Worcestershire sauce.

If only Walkers made a vag flavour... ! "

They are currently advertised by a couple of fannies.

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By *lfa RomeoMan
30 weeks ago

southeast , Herts, Beds

Honey

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

".. or even a vulva. Whatever you want to call it.

So can anyone please indulge me?

Describe the taste in easy to understand terms for a layman like me.

Thanks Fabsters!

The best thing since sliced bread mmmmm as long as it’s clean I’d have them sit on my face all day long

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

"I've only ever tasted my own. And as much as I would love to say oh my god it's sweet and delicious, it's just rather plain and boring. I do notice a difference depending on time of month but mostly it's the same."

Come and sit on my face I’ll tell you how good it tastes

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By *occohuntMan
30 weeks ago

Palma de Mallorca

A little sour on the tongue but full of fruity flavours on the palate

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

Salt and vinegar crisps. Extra dousing of vinegar on the tastier ones.

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By *riel13Woman
30 weeks ago

Northampton

I have forgotten!!!

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By *entleman of FortuneMan
30 weeks ago

Hull

"9v Battery haha "

That's actually accurate of some woman, it's either nothing or that x

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By *ynamicnatureMan
30 weeks ago

Doncaster

One of my mates dad once gave us this simple advice.

"If it tastes like chicken keep on licking,but if it tastes like trout get the fuck out"

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By *ez669Man
30 weeks ago

East Kilbride

Like warm apple pie

If you know you know

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By *JB1954Man
30 weeks ago

Reading

I have not read all the thread . All I can say is that each female tastes different ? Possibly to what she had eaten , d*unk . ? Plus wi be down to who is doing tasting , taste buds?

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By *ndy12399Man
30 weeks ago

Horncastle

"9v battery haha "
only for the minute or two and bits of toilet roll lol

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
30 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

Tastes like magazine

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By *rgasmatron1970Man
30 weeks ago

Bromley

Absolutely fucking delicious

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By *till gameMan
30 weeks ago

Oldham

Depends

If she has just had a pish - scampi fries

Been sunbathing - frazzles

Shagged a dirty dick - wotsits

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By *0ng0 furyMan
30 weeks ago

Birkenhead

very moreish

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By *agatoXXXMan
30 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"Tastes like magazine

Magazine as in periodical, or Magazine, the band fronted by Howard Devoto?

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By *exbecs24Woman
30 weeks ago

Folkstone

Rubbish bins not sanitised or those dirty really smelly dust carts pre 1970

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
30 weeks ago

chichester

"One of my mates dad once gave us this simple advice.

"If it tastes like chicken keep on licking,but if it tastes like trout get the fuck out"

lol your dad gave sound advice

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By *og-ManMan
30 weeks ago

somewhere

Watermelon sugar

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By *ot to giggleWoman
30 weeks ago

Coventry

"Scampi nik naks ..

Are they still around????"

no because no one ate them

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

Of a woman, surely?

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple
30 weeks ago

St Neots

"One of my mates dad once gave us this simple advice.

"If it tastes like chicken keep on licking,but if it tastes like trout get the fuck out"

lol your dad gave sound advice

This is the kind of worldly wisdom I wish to bestow on my son

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By *ot to giggleWoman
30 weeks ago

Coventry

"Too many people in this thread have been eating batteries and coin-cells."

was thinking the same !!! who is licking batteries

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By *ot to giggleWoman
30 weeks ago

Coventry

"Like a cross between Smiths scampi crisps and Walkers Worcestershire sauce.

If only Walkers made a vag flavour... ! "

take it to Dragon's Den - would love to see your pitch

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
30 weeks ago

chichester

"One of my mates dad once gave us this simple advice.

"If it tastes like chicken keep on licking,but if it tastes like trout get the fuck out"

lol your dad gave sound advice

This is the kind of worldly wisdom I wish to bestow on my son

my dad gave me some interesting advice as a young guy ,, then when I transition later on in life, I asked hum again what advice do you think you can give me now

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