FabSwingers.com forum: if you could be a greek god or goddess which one would you choose

By *avexx OP Man
37 weeks ago

cheshire

i would go for the great zeus

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
37 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Aphrodite or Athena would be the most appropriate, I think.

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
37 weeks ago

St Leonards

Just a bit confused with the "If" part of that tbh OP

Yours,

Ares

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By *amie HantsWoman
37 weeks ago

Atlantis

Nyx

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
37 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Not going for the pantheon given that I'm already Medusa.

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By *avexx OP Man
37 weeks ago

cheshire

"Aphrodite or Athena would be the most appropriate, I think."
...goddess of sexual love and beauty good choice

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By *avexx OP Man
37 weeks ago

cheshire

"Not going for the pantheon given that I'm already Medusa.

J"
... you cant go round turning people into stone

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Bophades…..He was a lot like Achilles, he had just one weakness. Except instead of his heel it was his groin. You may have heard of "Achilles' heel", but have you heard of "Bophades' nuts"?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
37 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I've already got the body of a hermaphroditic Greek goddess, it's on my profile, so that confirms it.

Persephone, goddess of the underworld (and spring), of course.

Or Xena!

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By *avexx OP Man
37 weeks ago

cheshire

"Nyx "
.. the goddess of night

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By *avexx OP Man
37 weeks ago

cheshire

"I've already got the body of a hermaphroditic Greek goddess, it's on my profile, so that confirms it.

Persephone, goddess of the underworld (and spring), of course.

Or Xena!"
... i like

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Is there a Greek God of regret?

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
37 weeks ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"Is there a Greek God of regret? "

There's an oh god of hangovers in the Discworld

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By *avexx OP Man
37 weeks ago

cheshire

"Is there a Greek God of regret? "
... sorry woody no

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By *avexx OP Man
37 weeks ago

cheshire

"Is there a Greek God of regret?

There's an oh god of hangovers in the Discworld

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,,true

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
37 weeks ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"Is there a Greek God of regret?

There's an oh god of hangovers in the Discworld

,,true

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By *uteness69Woman
37 weeks ago

Walthamstow

"i would go for the great zeus

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By *avexx OP Man
37 weeks ago

cheshire

"i would go for the great zeus

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... such a great choice

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
37 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Oh if we don't have to go to the pantheon I'll stick with being a siren then

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
37 weeks ago

Wirral.

I'm a Roman goddess - Volupta

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
37 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

"Not going for the pantheon given that I'm already Medusa.

J... you cant go round turning people into stone

Tell that to my statue collection

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By *avexx OP Man
37 weeks ago

cheshire

"Not going for the pantheon given that I'm already Medusa.

J... you cant go round turning people into stone

Tell that to my statue collection

J"
... made me laugh

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By *avexx OP Man
37 weeks ago

cheshire

"I'm a Roman goddess - Volupta

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..sensual pleasures

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
37 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Oh if we don't have to go to the pantheon I'll stick with being a siren then

Do you go off during air raids? Or just cling to the top of a fire engine going "nee-naw nee-naw"? Enquiring minds want to know.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
37 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"I'm a Roman goddess - Volupta

Goddess of boobs?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
37 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Not going for the pantheon given that I'm already Medusa.

J... you cant go round turning people into stone

Wrll, to be fair, in the case of men, it is only PART of them...

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

"Is there a Greek God of regret? ... sorry woody no

Ah well. That’s about right.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
37 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

"Oh if we don't have to go to the pantheon I'll stick with being a siren then

Do you go off during air raids? Or just cling to the top of a fire engine going "nee-naw nee-naw"? Enquiring minds want to know.

All of the above

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

"Oh if we don't have to go to the pantheon I'll stick with being a siren then

Do you go off during air raids? Or just cling to the top of a fire engine going "nee-naw nee-naw"? Enquiring minds want to know.

All of the above

*unravels hose with haste

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By *avexx OP Man
37 weeks ago

cheshire

"Is there a Greek God of regret? ... sorry woody no

Ah well. That’s about right.

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.. will choose for you woody the great posiedon god of the sea

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
37 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Oh if we don't have to go to the pantheon I'll stick with being a siren then

Do you go off during air raids? Or just cling to the top of a fire engine going "nee-naw nee-naw"? Enquiring minds want to know.

All of the above

Now I have this mental image of you all gothy and ethereal clinging to the top of a fire engine at night, black diaphanous garments billowing out behind you like The Morrigan!

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By *avexx OP Man
37 weeks ago

cheshire

"Is there a Greek God of regret? ... sorry woody no

Ah well. That’s about right.

.. will choose for you woody the great posiedon god of the sea

"
... fuck can you swim

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

I'm Calypso...demi-goddess daughter of the Titan Atlas and sea nymph Pleione.

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
37 weeks ago

The Continental

Fuck that.

I’m Spartacus!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
37 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Fuck that.

I’m Spartacus!"

No! I'm Spartacus!

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By *avexx OP Man
37 weeks ago

cheshire

"I'm Calypso...demi-goddess daughter of the Titan Atlas and sea nymph Pleione."
...odysseus was your lover

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By *avexx OP Man
37 weeks ago

cheshire

"Fuck that.

I’m Spartacus!

No! I'm Spartacus! "
.. i think you will find im spartacus

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
37 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

"Oh if we don't have to go to the pantheon I'll stick with being a siren then

Do you go off during air raids? Or just cling to the top of a fire engine going "nee-naw nee-naw"? Enquiring minds want to know.

All of the above

Now I have this mental image of you all gothy and ethereal clinging to the top of a fire engine at night, black diaphanous garments billowing out behind you like The Morrigan!

I'm not actually too far from the fire station.

Perhaps I should lurk there on evenings I can't sleep in extra billowy clothing

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

"Is there a Greek God of regret? ... sorry woody no

Ah well. That’s about right.

.. will choose for you woody the great posiedon god of the sea

Did you just say I make all the girls wet? …

I’ll take that.

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By *avexx OP Man
37 weeks ago

cheshire

"Is there a Greek God of regret? ... sorry woody no

Ah well. That’s about right.

.. will choose for you woody the great posiedon god of the sea

Did you just say I make all the girls wet? …

I’ll take that. "
...see it was a choice

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By *avexx OP Man
37 weeks ago

cheshire

good

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
37 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

It has to be the one and only

Dionysus

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

I am a greek god.

With a beer belly.

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By *avexx OP Man
37 weeks ago

cheshire

"It has to be the one and only

Dionysus

Mr "
...god of wine and pleasure good one

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
37 weeks ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"Is there a Greek God of regret? ... sorry woody no

Ah well. That’s about right.

.. will choose for you woody the great posiedon god of the sea

... fuck can you swim

Wood floats lol

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By *avexx OP Man
37 weeks ago

cheshire

"Is there a Greek God of regret? ... sorry woody no

Ah well. That’s about right.

.. will choose for you woody the great posiedon god of the sea

... fuck can you swim

Wood floats lol"

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By *glyBettyTV/TS
37 weeks ago

Sitting on the table

Artemis - goddess of the outdoors

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By *rispyDuckMan
37 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Hercules

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By *avexx OP Man
37 weeks ago

cheshire

"Artemis - goddess of the outdoors

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...the goddess of wild animals the hunt,, your my daughter zeus

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
37 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

"It has to be the one and only

Dionysus

Mr ...god of wine and pleasure good one

He is the best Greek god

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By *avexx OP Man
37 weeks ago

cheshire

"Hercules

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... youve got the body young herc

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By *avexx OP Man
37 weeks ago

cheshire

"It has to be the one and only

Dionysus

Mr ...god of wine and pleasure good one

He is the best Greek god

Mr "
,,, you can give zeus a glass of wine

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
37 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

"It has to be the one and only

Dionysus

Mr ...god of wine and pleasure good one

He is the best Greek god

Mr ,,, you can give zeus a glass of wine

Fuck Zeus he is a waste man

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By *avexx OP Man
37 weeks ago

cheshire

"It has to be the one and only

Dionysus

Mr ...god of wine and pleasure good one

He is the best Greek god

Mr ,,, you can give zeus a glass of wine

Fuck Zeus he is a waste man

Mr "
.. be careful he might strike you down the god of all gods

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

"Is there a Greek God of regret? ... sorry woody no

Ah well. That’s about right.

.. will choose for you woody the great posiedon god of the sea

... fuck can you swim

Wood floats lol"

We all float down here.

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By *rispyDuckMan
37 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

"Hercules

... youve got the body young herc

Oh you charmer you lol

a toast to you my good man

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
37 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

"It has to be the one and only

Dionysus

Mr ...god of wine and pleasure good one

He is the best Greek god

Mr ,,, you can give zeus a glass of wine

Fuck Zeus he is a waste man

Mr .. be careful he might strike you down the god of all gods

Nah he a pussyole

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By *avexx OP Man
37 weeks ago

cheshire

"It has to be the one and only

Dionysus

Mr ...god of wine and pleasure good one

He is the best Greek god

Mr ,,, you can give zeus a glass of wine

Fuck Zeus he is a waste man

Mr .. be careful he might strike you down the god of all gods

Nah he a pussyole

Mr "
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By *rooperRedMan
37 weeks ago

Littlehampton

Literally all Greek myths are about Zeus turning into some animal, knocking up some young innocent lass, and then his wife having major beef with the offspring. Like, control your man instead of victim shaming! Someone gets rogered by a swan you can't really go around throwing curses at them for the rest of their life.

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By *mf123Man
37 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

Id rather be kronus i enjoy being the baddie and titan sounds cooler than olympian

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37 weeks ago

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37 weeks ago

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Sodding auto correct - ruined the joke.

Inti.

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By *eroLondonMan
37 weeks ago

Mayfair

Boreas — God of the north wind and winter, seeing that I'm a personification of the Åutumnal season.

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Is there a goddess of rum?

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By *avexx OP Man
37 weeks ago

cheshire

"Id rather be kronus i enjoy being the baddie and titan sounds cooler than olympian"
,,, zeus defeated the titans locked them all up

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By *avexx OP Man
37 weeks ago

cheshire

"Is there a goddess of rum?

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..yes you coyote

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By *mf123Man
37 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

"Id rather be kronus i enjoy being the baddie and titan sounds cooler than olympian,,, zeus defeated the titans locked them all up

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its ok i brought my mate rocket with me hes escaped 22 prisons

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By *ou only live onceMan
37 weeks ago

London

"i would go for the great zeus

Hi Dad, it's Apollo here...

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By *avexx OP Man
37 weeks ago

cheshire

"Id rather be kronus i enjoy being the baddie and titan sounds cooler than olympian,,, zeus defeated the titans locked them all up

its ok i brought my mate rocket with me hes escaped 22 prisons"
... no probs

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By *rgasmatron1970Man
37 weeks ago

Bromley

I would prefer to be the ancient Egyptian God Horus. A God of protection and good health.

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By *avexx OP Man
37 weeks ago

cheshire

"I would prefer to be the ancient Egyptian God Horus. A God of protection and good health. "
... thats ok hes big mates with zeus

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By *erryGoldMan
37 weeks ago

Redditch

Achilles demi God

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By *avexx OP Man
37 weeks ago

cheshire

"Achilles demi God "
,,, keep them heels protected

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By *avexx OP Man
37 weeks ago

cheshire

"i would go for the great zeus

Hi Dad, it's Apollo here...

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... hello son

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
37 weeks ago

Essex

I would be MisteusPeakaeus.

She was the goddess of grace, wit & balance. But when Zeus sent her a lightning bolt inscribed with FAF she was not amused. She responded by blocking him (rendering him unable to ever shoot any more bolts).

Furious - Zeus cursed her to be clumsy forever more.

She’s niche…. But cool

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By *avexx OP Man
37 weeks ago

cheshire

"I would be MisteusPeakaeus.

Furious - Zeus cursed her to be clumsy forever more.

She’s niche…. But cool

"
... misteuspeakaeus was a beautiful goddess forgive zeus for sending lightning bolt zeus as lifted the curse

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By *eordieJeansCouple
37 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

My body looks similar to one of those statues of a Greek god… tiny knob.

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By *iscrete GloryholeMan
37 weeks ago

Ashford kent

I'd be Hades...ruler of the underworld.. cursed to the underground.. and shadows.. and caring for the departed and some of the Titans locked in Tartarus (which is not a sauce)...

Jealous and angry of his brothers zeus/posiden for being in the light...

But a great survivor... as IS death...

Otherwise have a nice life!!!! .. woohoo...

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By *ig and MangoCouple
36 weeks ago

Burnley

I'm greek and I'd definitely go for dionysus..

The guy knew how to throw a party

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By *lexm87Man
36 weeks ago

Various

"Is there a Greek God of regret? ... sorry woody no

Ah well. That’s about right.

.. will choose for you woody the great posiedon god of the sea

... fuck can you swim

Wood floats lol"

So why did all the ships sink?

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By *lexm87Man
36 weeks ago

Various

Vangelis

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By *eliWoman
36 weeks ago

I was going to say Nyx because my voice, I come alive at night time and I suit the night... that introspective navel gazing hushed tones and gentle flirting.

But then Jamie got there first.

I'll say Hecate. Second best.

Love Athena but... no.

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Hercules but specifically the Disney one. Just to see Meg walk off shaking her hips after giving me a load of shit.

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By *hunky GentMan
36 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

If there's a Greek God of bacon - that's me.

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By *allandathleticMan
36 weeks ago

Asgard

Pontus - as I love the sea

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By (user no longer on site)
36 weeks ago

Apollo...he's seems he was a bit of a cunt

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
36 weeks ago

3rd Rock from the sun

Achlys

Goddess of misery and sadness. Seems apt

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By *obilebottomMan
36 weeks ago

All over

"If there's a Greek God of bacon - that's me.

Demeter was the goddess of harvest and food related affairs

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By *arley QuimWoman
36 weeks ago

Somewhere

Ursula cos I'm fat & cunty

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By *hunky GentMan
36 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"If there's a Greek God of bacon - that's me.

Demeter was the goddess of harvest and food related affairs

That will do, but I may be more demented.

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By *avexx OP Man
36 weeks ago

cheshire

"Ursula cos I'm fat & cunty "
..sea goddess of the highest rank

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