FabSwingers.com forum: Dulux CEO found dead.....

By *illan-Killash OP Man
25 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

News just in that the CEO of Dulux has been found frozen to death at the top of Everest.

The search party reported that he probably needed another coat.

It's all over the news.

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By *allandathleticMan
25 weeks ago

Asgard

Du dum dum tssssh

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
25 weeks ago

Southampton

"News just in that the CEO of Dulux has been found frozen to death at the top of Everest.

The search party reported that he probably needed another coat.

It's all over the news.

I'm going to gloss over this

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By *ools and the brainCouple
25 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

(insert witty paint based pun)

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
25 weeks ago

Southampton

"(insert witty paint based pun)"

No need to get so emulsional....

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By *hrimper36Couple
25 weeks ago

Central France dept 36

Yep that’s funny but Tom’s are funnier bless him.

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By *oozleMan
25 weeks ago

high wycombe

At least it wasn’t on the matte horn !

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Dear lord... He's probably feeling really blue now that he won't be painting the town red anymore

[god i hope this is just a terrible dad joke and they haven't actually died

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By *axBonkersMan
25 weeks ago

Doncaster

I heard it's just a shaggy dog story....

(Because the dog...on the cans...I'm done)

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
25 weeks ago

Southampton

"Dear lord... He's probably feeling really blue now that he won't be painting the town red anymore

[god i hope this is just a terrible dad joke and they haven't actually died

] "

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By *illan-Killash OP Man
25 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

"Yep that’s funny but Tom’s are funnier bless him.

I don't think Tom's are supposed to be funny.

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By *illan-Killash OP Man
25 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

"Dear lord... He's probably feeling really blue now that he won't be painting the town red anymore

[god i hope this is just a terrible dad joke and they haven't actually died

] "

Me, terrible Dad jokes? Nooooooooo.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

I prefer a Matt.

I’ll get my coat

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
25 weeks ago

Southampton

"I prefer a Matt.

I’ll get my coat"

Does it need a brush ?

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
25 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

Roll on passed this thread

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
25 weeks ago

St Leonards

"News just in that the CEO of Dulux has been found frozen to death at the top of Everest.

The search party reported that he probably needed another coat.

It's all over the news.

I approve wholeheartedly

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Stop cutting in

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
25 weeks ago

Sussex

[Removed by poster at 08/06/24 13:23:09]

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
25 weeks ago

Sussex

"News just in that the CEO of Dulux has been found frozen to death at the top of Everest.

The search party reported that he probably needed another coat.

It's all over the news.

Was his body so stiff that it needed soaking in white spirit?...

I'll get my second coat

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By *orbidden eastMan
25 weeks ago

london dodging electric scooters

"News just in that the CEO of Dulux has been found frozen to death at the top of Everest.

The search party reported that he probably needed another coat.

It's all over the news.

Very good OP. But he may have just got painted over

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple
25 weeks ago

St Neots

Ohh dulux the paint!! Genuinely mistaken it as durex and was trying desperately to understand the joke

Now I get it. HAHA

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By *ulllifeMan
25 weeks ago

perth

Brushed over on the rear of the paper though the news is slowly stirring to crown level!!

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
25 weeks ago

Southampton

"Ohh dulux the paint!! Genuinely mistaken it as durex and was trying desperately to understand the joke

Now I get it. HAHA"

... the jokes on this thread are off the charts

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By *illan-Killash OP Man
25 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

"Ohh dulux the paint!! Genuinely mistaken it as durex and was trying desperately to understand the joke

Now I get it. HAHA

... the jokes on this thread are off the charts

That's a stroke of genius.

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By *nnCeeWoman
25 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

Seems some people are getting MIXED up...

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
25 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

Should have papered over the crevace...

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
25 weeks ago

Southampton

"Ohh dulux the paint!! Genuinely mistaken it as durex and was trying desperately to understand the joke

Now I get it. HAHA

... the jokes on this thread are off the charts

That's a stroke of genius."

I won't brush that compliment off

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
25 weeks ago

Sussex

"Ohh dulux the paint!! Genuinely mistaken it as durex and was trying desperately to understand the joke

Now I get it. HAHA

... the jokes on this thread are off the charts

That's a stroke of genius.

I won't brush that compliment off

I'm cutting in to say you're laying it on a bit thick now

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
25 weeks ago

Southampton

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By *hrek101Man
25 weeks ago

Herts

Probably masking over what actually happened.

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By *ullyMan
25 weeks ago

Near Clacton

I read he had a nice finish.

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By *illan-Killash OP Man
25 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

I'm going to gloss over the comments on this thread.

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By *2000ManMan
25 weeks ago

Worthing

There was a fire at the local Dulux factory. Staff managed to save all the tins of paint. For their bravery, management said the staff will be decorated.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
25 weeks ago

Southampton

"I'm going to gloss over the comments on this thread."

I think it's been covered already

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By *reat Guy BazMan
25 weeks ago

Rustington

Must of been a sticky situation!

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
25 weeks ago

Sussex

"I'm going to gloss over the comments on this thread."

Wot?... too tacky?

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
25 weeks ago

Pontypool

He didn't have his weathershield.

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By *ake_or_deathMan
25 weeks ago

Manchester

I bet the inquest will be a whitewash.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
25 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

I hear he was SAT IN PAIN Till someone found him.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
25 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

He has DISTEMPER and people walked on EGGSHELL

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By *S chanel demarTV/TS
25 weeks ago

peterborough

Please stop..............

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By *lexm87Man
25 weeks ago

Various

The head of Farrow and Ball has been asked about their whereabouts.

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
25 weeks ago

Pontypool

I heard Ron Seal had something to do with it.

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By *illan-Killash OP Man
25 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

New theory, he was assassinated.

Apparently someone painted a target on his back.....

Sorry, sorry, sorry.

I'll leave now.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

"I heard Ron Seal had something to do with it. "

He did exactly what it said on the tin

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
25 weeks ago

Southampton

"I heard Ron Seal had something to do with it.

He did exactly what it said on the tin"

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By *rBobbMan
25 weeks ago

Birmingham

"I heard Ron Seal had something to do with it. "

It couldn't be proven, apparently he was masked.

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By *abioMan
25 weeks ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

Coverage… more like a whitewash!!!

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
25 weeks ago

Pontypool

There's no way to powder coat the news.

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By *rBobbMan
25 weeks ago

Birmingham

Apparently things were concealed in the undercoat

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By *andS300ABCCouple
25 weeks ago

BRIGHTON

Everest!

Hope he is buried in a hardwood surround

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
25 weeks ago

Pontypool

It was a triple glacier that did it.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Stop it now I’m getting all emulsional

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
24 weeks ago

Pontypool

Someone has claimed to see his ghost - well, it was a white spirit.

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By *rAitchMan
24 weeks ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe

At his funeral the vicar said, "Let us spray."

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