Join us FREE, we're FREE to use
Web's largest swingers site since 2006.
Already registered?
Login here
Join us FREE, we're FREE to use
Web's largest swingers site since 2006.
Already registered?
Login here
 | Back to forum list |
| Back to The Lounge |
| Jump to newest |  |
 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
J | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I’m bringing the simps and dipping them in Lava. Headfirst. Very slowly." There would hardly be anyone left | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'm bringing sexy back "Well yes you are, I wad thinking more along the lines of something for the table. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Ice for the drinks "Thank you muchly I'm sweating buckets already | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I’m bringing the simps and dipping them in Lava. Headfirst. Very slowly." I don't know what Simps are? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Ooh, I like what you've done with the place! I've brought a playlist and a cheese and pineapple hedgehog
J"You are the bestest I love hedgehogs  | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"This doesn't sound like hell. I'm out." Ahhh come on stay a while it will be fun I pinky promise | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Please don't fuck up Hell OP. Go to Limbo and add some excitement there, they won't be able to escape the twirling/it might encourage them to move on. Leave Hell alone." Ah come on Meli it's just for 1 day how much can I mess it up  | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Marshmallows for toasting can't beat a Googy sticky mess" Oh yummy, Seraphina can help with that but don't get to close | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'll bring mazikeen and her bullwhip "Oh sugar don't tell her that I'm here  | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"A large aircon system so we can make it snow. I might get layed then "Don't mess with the demons Wonko | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"A large aircon system so we can make it snow. I might get layed then
Don't mess with the demons Wonko"Spoil sport  | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I presume, as it's hot, we'll all be naked? "Sexy little devil outfit - see above ^^ | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"These cheese and pineapple hedgehogs are going to have singed pineapple and melted cheese - so I'm bringing the pizza bases for Hawaiin pizza. People seem to think they're made in hell, anyway. "Perfect | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"A large aircon system so we can make it snow. I might get layed then
Don't mess with the demons Wonko
Spoil sport "If you get them all riled up there will be hell to pay  | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Just my sadistic and bad ass attitude but that’s always been enough especially for hell. It’s like a second home "Well welcome muchly | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"The chains of hell!" Could you grab some cookies too? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'll bring myself in a sexy little devil outfit, because I'm a demon in bed. Also, devilled eggs and angel food cake... " the outfit but you better have it off before the big fella gets back | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Cheese and pineapple hedgehog. Obvs " Can you pop it on the table next to Js. What do you call a group of hedgehogs **triwls out to google** | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I presume, as it's hot, we'll all be naked? "However you are comfortable. I wanted to wear my sparkly wings and they look silly if I'm naked | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I suppose I should check out my eternal home before I actually move in. " The heating bill is sooper low but the he drives a hard bargain on the price of your soul | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I suppose I should check out my eternal home before I actually move in. The heating bill is sooper low but the he drives a hard bargain on the price of your soul "Take my soul for low energy bills, I might just stay | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'll bring myself in a sexy little devil outfit, because I'm a demon in bed. Also, devilled eggs and angel food cake...
the outfit but you better have it off before the big fella gets back"How do you know it isn't soooo sexy that I'll have it off WITH the big fella?  | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
 )
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'll bring mazikeen and her bullwhip "Oooh yeahb | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Cheese and pineapple hedgehog. Obvs Can you pop it on the table next to Js. What do you call a group of hedgehogs **triwls out to google**" Of course. All done and ready to eat 
I think a spike of hedgehogs sounds best | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"We're all going to Hell, Heaven cannot exist." I'm going to Valhalla  | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"A large Palm frond with which to fan the hotties "Don't forget the host PB | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I suppose I should check out my eternal home before I actually move in. The heating bill is sooper low but the he drives a hard bargain on the price of your soul
Take my soul for low energy bills, I might just stay"It's cosy pull up a chair | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"We're all going to Hell, Heaven cannot exist. I'm going to Valhalla "I did my basic training in the Military Police there - it's just outside Pretoria. You don't wanna go. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'll bring myself in a sexy little devil outfit, because I'm a demon in bed. Also, devilled eggs and angel food cake...
the outfit but you better have it off before the big fella gets back
How do you know it isn't soooo sexy that I'll have it off WITH the big fella? "He is bad news, don't say I didn't warn you | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"We're all going to Hell, Heaven cannot exist." You can't have one without the other | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"A large aircon system so we can make it snow. I might get layed then
Don't mess with the demons Wonko
Spoil sport
If you get them all riled up there will be hell to pay "They will hibernate as soon as it cools down so we will be safe | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"(I wonder how big the big fella really is )
"I snuck a look once | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'll bring myself in a sexy little devil outfit, because I'm a demon in bed. Also, devilled eggs and angel food cake...
the outfit but you better have it off before the big fella gets back
How do you know it isn't soooo sexy that I'll have it off WITH the big fella?
He is bad news, don't say I didn't warn you"I went to Catholic school - I'm not scared | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Im not sure menopause and hell are a good mix. unless you crank up the ac." AC is way up lovely | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Cheese and pineapple hedgehog. Obvs Can you pop it on the table next to Js. What do you call a group of hedgehogs **triwls out to google** Of course. All done and ready to eat
I think a spike of hedgehogs sounds best "**twirls in** Its a Prickle | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"We're all going to Hell, Heaven cannot exist. I'm going to Valhalla "Stop.off on route | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"A large aircon system so we can make it snow. I might get layed then
Don't mess with the demons Wonko
Spoil sport
If you get them all riled up there will be hell to pay
They will hibernate as soon as it cools down so we will be safe "Are you nuts even with the AC on its hot as, well you know | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Does saying I'd drink a nice glass of ice cold water Infront of Adolph while fingering Eva make me a bad person?" I'm not here to judge just party | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Cheese and pineapple hedgehog. Obvs Can you pop it on the table next to Js. What do you call a group of hedgehogs **triwls out to google** Of course. All done and ready to eat
I think a spike of hedgehogs sounds best "It's a prickle! I just googled and I'm so happy I did! A prickle of hedgehogs.
J | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'll bring myself in a sexy little devil outfit, because I'm a demon in bed. Also, devilled eggs and angel food cake...
the outfit but you better have it off before the big fella gets back
How do you know it isn't soooo sexy that I'll have it off WITH the big fella?
He is bad news, don't say I didn't warn you
I went to Catholic school - I'm not scared "I'm not sure confession will help | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"That's right folks I've been left in charge of hell for the day and thought I'd throw us all a little shindig and brighten the place up. You can leave your jackets at the door because it's rather toasty here. Now I've been left some instructions by the big fella himself, don't let the demons out, don't feed the dragon, here name is Seraphina and she's as cute as a button really, and we'll tbh I wasn't really paying attention to the rest but I'm sure it will be fine. So what did you bring? **twirls and throws glitter around** Knitter "Pitch fork and studded paddle Mr | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Cheese and pineapple hedgehog. Obvs Can you pop it on the table next to Js. What do you call a group of hedgehogs **triwls out to google** Of course. All done and ready to eat
I think a spike of hedgehogs sounds best
It's a prickle! I just googled and I'm so happy I did! A prickle of hedgehogs.
J"Made me smile too | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"We're all going to Hell, Heaven cannot exist." Both concepts from same place, if one doesn’t exist, neither does the other. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"We're all going to Hell, Heaven cannot exist. Both concepts from same place, if one doesn’t exist, neither does the other." How about the heaven/purgatory theory?  | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Cheese and pineapple hedgehog. Obvs Can you pop it on the table next to Js. What do you call a group of hedgehogs **triwls out to google** Of course. All done and ready to eat
I think a spike of hedgehogs sounds best
It's a prickle! I just googled and I'm so happy I did! A prickle of hedgehogs.
J
Made me smile too "That’s amazing | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"We're all going to Hell, Heaven cannot exist. Both concepts from same place, if one doesn’t exist, neither does the other. How about the heaven/purgatory theory? "Nope. There’s no afterlife. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'll bring myself in a sexy little devil outfit, because I'm a demon in bed. Also, devilled eggs and angel food cake...
the outfit but you better have it off before the big fella gets back
How do you know it isn't soooo sexy that I'll have it off WITH the big fella?
He is bad news, don't say I didn't warn you
I went to Catholic school - I'm not scared
I'm not sure confession will help"You get me wrong - those Brothers were scarier than any devil  | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"We're all going to Hell, Heaven cannot exist. Both concepts from same place, if one doesn’t exist, neither does the other. How about the heaven/purgatory theory?
Nope. There’s no afterlife.
"You'll find out one day, if your wrong or right Mr | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"We're all going to Hell, Heaven cannot exist. Both concepts from same place, if one doesn’t exist, neither does the other. How about the heaven/purgatory theory?
Nope. There’s no afterlife.
You'll find out one day, if your wrong or right
Mr "So will you. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
" Pitch fork and studded paddle Mr " And cookies? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Steak should be done in seconds with all the heat fire down there " I like mine rare please | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'll bring myself in a sexy little devil outfit, because I'm a demon in bed. Also, devilled eggs and angel food cake...
the outfit but you better have it off before the big fella gets back
How do you know it isn't soooo sexy that I'll have it off WITH the big fella?
He is bad news, don't say I didn't warn you
I went to Catholic school - I'm not scared
I'm not sure confession will help
You get me wrong - those Brothers were scarier than any devil "Did it get dark in here | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"A little happiness and a lotta soul " Ahhhhhh that's awesome | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'll bring myself in a sexy little devil outfit, because I'm a demon in bed. Also, devilled eggs and angel food cake...
the outfit but you better have it off before the big fella gets back
How do you know it isn't soooo sexy that I'll have it off WITH the big fella?
He is bad news, don't say I didn't warn you
I went to Catholic school - I'm not scared
I'm not sure confession will help
You get me wrong - those Brothers were scarier than any devil
Did it get dark in here"Hehe noooo they were just strict really | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
" Pitch fork and studded paddle Mr And cookies?" Marshmallows for smors, plenty of fire for them to be spit roasted Mr Mr | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"These cheese and pineapple hedgehogs are going to have singed pineapple and melted cheese - so I'm bringing the pizza bases for Hawaiin pizza. People seem to think they're made in hell, anyway. "Im laughing aloud. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
" Pitch fork and studded paddle Mr And cookies? Marshmallows for smors, plenty of fire for them to be spit roasted Mr Mr " There’s a spit roast? In | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
" Pitch fork and studded paddle Mr And cookies? Marshmallows for smors, plenty of fire for them to be spit roasted Mr Mr There’s a spit roast? In "Yup - Beelzebub at one end, Lucifer at the other - you in the middle. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I’m bringing the simps and dipping them in Lava. Headfirst. Very slowly. I don't know what Simps are?" I'm glad someone else said that. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
. As I guess sex/orgy is highly recommended in Hell? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"(I wonder how big the big fella really is )
I snuck a look once "Just a look? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"(I wonder how big the big fella really is )
I snuck a look once
Just a look? "That's what she SAYS... | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"(I wonder how big the big fella really is )
I snuck a look once
Just a look?
That's what she SAYS... "Yeah this twirly glitter stuff is just a front! | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'll bring myself in a sexy little devil outfit, because I'm a demon in bed. Also, devilled eggs and angel food cake...
the outfit but you better have it off before the big fella gets back
How do you know it isn't soooo sexy that I'll have it off WITH the big fella?
He is bad news, don't say I didn't warn you
I went to Catholic school - I'm not scared
I'm not sure confession will help
You get me wrong - those Brothers were scarier than any devil
Did it get dark in here
Hehe noooo they were just strict really "Phew | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
" Pitch fork and studded paddle Mr And cookies? Marshmallows for smors, plenty of fire for them to be spit roasted Mr Mr " And cookies right? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I’m bringing the simps and dipping them in Lava. Headfirst. Very slowly. I don't know what Simps are? I'm glad someone else said that. "I'm still in the dark | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"My spikey gloves, for the teasing and creating the mood . As I guess sex/orgy is highly recommended in Hell?"Only in the back rooms and not in front of the demons | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"(I wonder how big the big fella really is )
I snuck a look once
Just a look? "A little peek | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"(I wonder how big the big fella really is )
I snuck a look once
Just a look?
That's what she SAYS...
Yeah this twirly glitter stuff is just a front! "Now now ladies the glitter is all real | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"A dirty lowdown lack of shame lol" Shame we leave at the door or feed to the demons | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"My spikey gloves, for the teasing and creating the mood . As I guess sex/orgy is highly recommended in Hell?
Only in the back rooms and not in front of the demons"Oh . I have always been wondering how much teasing can the demons take before giving in and joining the orgy? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"[Removed by poster at 08/06/24 12:35:33]" Hey! How did I do that?
My witty comment about how Knitter had to have done SOMETHING to get the run of Hell for a party, was too good to delete. Damn this bright sunshine on my screen (shakes claw at the Daystar).
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
" Pitch fork and studded paddle Mr And cookies? Marshmallows for smors, plenty of fire for them to be spit roasted Mr Mr And cookies right?" Knitter, im sensing you may want cookies, how about edible glitter cookies....but not in front of the demons Mr | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Always say heaven for the weather, hell for the company." You won't find better | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"My spikey gloves, for the teasing and creating the mood . As I guess sex/orgy is highly recommended in Hell?
Only in the back rooms and not in front of the demons
Oh . I have always been wondering how much teasing can the demons take before giving in and joining the orgy?"They'll eat you and not in a fun way | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"[Removed by poster at 08/06/24 12:35:33] Hey! How did I do that?
My witty comment about how Knitter had to have done SOMETHING to get the run of Hell for a party, was too good to delete. Damn this bright sunshine on my screen (shakes claw at the Daystar).
"I offered to look after the place for thr day, even the big fella needs a day. He has taken himself off to the flicks | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
" Pitch fork and studded paddle Mr And cookies? Marshmallows for smors, plenty of fire for them to be spit roasted Mr Mr And cookies right? Knitter, im sensing you may want cookies, how about edible glitter cookies....but not in front of the demons Mr " **twirls and holds hands out for delicious glitter cookies** Do I have to share these? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Ffs do you have to ? I hate it when we have people around. The mr " Ah come on its fun don't be a Snozzcumber | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"As its hell a pair of pliers and a blow torch lol" What ya gonna do with those? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
" Pitch fork and studded paddle Mr And cookies? Marshmallows for smors, plenty of fire for them to be spit roasted Mr Mr And cookies right? Knitter, im sensing you may want cookies, how about edible glitter cookies....but not in front of the demons Mr **twirls and holds hands out for delicious glitter cookies** Do I have to share these?" One proviser, only with me Mr | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"[Removed by poster at 08/06/24 12:35:33] Hey! How did I do that?
My witty comment about how Knitter had to have done SOMETHING to get the run of Hell for a party, was too good to delete. Damn this bright sunshine on my screen (shakes claw at the Daystar).
I offered to look after the place for thr day, even the big fella needs a day. He has taken himself off to the flicks"I bet it's something like The Care Bear Movie. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
" Pitch fork and studded paddle Mr And cookies? Marshmallows for smors, plenty of fire for them to be spit roasted Mr Mr And cookies right? Knitter, im sensing you may want cookies, how about edible glitter cookies....but not in front of the demons Mr **twirls and holds hands out for delicious glitter cookies** Do I have to share these? One proviser, only with me Mr " **twirls and pops cookie in mouth** | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"[Removed by poster at 08/06/24 12:35:33] Hey! How did I do that?
My witty comment about how Knitter had to have done SOMETHING to get the run of Hell for a party, was too good to delete. Damn this bright sunshine on my screen (shakes claw at the Daystar).
I offered to look after the place for thr day, even the big fella needs a day. He has taken himself off to the flicks
I bet it's something like The Care Bear Movie."Close The Garfield Movie | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
" Pitch fork and studded paddle Mr And cookies? Marshmallows for smors, plenty of fire for them to be spit roasted Mr Mr And cookies right? Knitter, im sensing you may want cookies, how about edible glitter cookies....but not in front of the demons Mr **twirls and holds hands out for delicious glitter cookies** Do I have to share these? One proviser, only with me Mr **twirls and pops cookie in mouth**" **twirls** and let's them demons out to play... Mr | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"As its hell a pair of pliers and a blow torch lol" You've just completely redefined a harsh handjob there | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
" Pitch fork and studded paddle Mr And cookies? Marshmallows for smors, plenty of fire for them to be spit roasted Mr Mr And cookies right? Knitter, im sensing you may want cookies, how about edible glitter cookies....but not in front of the demons Mr **twirls and holds hands out for delicious glitter cookies** Do I have to share these? One proviser, only with me Mr **twirls and pops cookie in mouth** **twirls** and let's them demons out to play... Mr " Dang it you distracted me with the cookies. Do you know how long it's going to take me to get them all back?  | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Phew!! Bit warm in here!! I brought chocolate and graham crackers for the smores. Not sure how long the chocolate will stay in a bar though... might be a bit melty by the time anyone gets to it I brought bacon and some rolls, too" Yeahhhhhhh your here at last, I've been waiting fir you for ages. Could you help with the Demons please, they got out | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Would it be rude to light ones cigar off the damned souls of the heretical?" Yes that's rude. **hands over lighter** you can keep that one. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
" Pitch fork and studded paddle Mr And cookies? Marshmallows for smors, plenty of fire for them to be spit roasted Mr Mr And cookies right? Knitter, im sensing you may want cookies, how about edible glitter cookies....but not in front of the demons Mr **twirls and holds hands out for delicious glitter cookies** Do I have to share these? One proviser, only with me Mr **twirls and pops cookie in mouth** **twirls** and let's them demons out to play... Mr Dang it you distracted me with the cookies. Do you know how long it's going to take me to get them all back? "Round them up cow girl Mr | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Would it be rude to light ones cigar off the damned souls of the heretical? Yes that's rude. **hands over lighter** you can keep that one." **Hands it back, proceeds to slowly get one going off a Morrissey fan** | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
" Pitch fork and studded paddle Mr And cookies? Marshmallows for smors, plenty of fire for them to be spit roasted Mr Mr And cookies right? Knitter, im sensing you may want cookies, how about edible glitter cookies....but not in front of the demons Mr **twirls and holds hands out for delicious glitter cookies** Do I have to share these? One proviser, only with me Mr **twirls and pops cookie in mouth** **twirls** and let's them demons out to play... Mr Dang it you distracted me with the cookies. Do you know how long it's going to take me to get them all back?
Round them up cow girl
Mr "**pops on boots and grabs lasso rope** | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Would it be rude to light ones cigar off the damned souls of the heretical? Yes that's rude. **hands over lighter** you can keep that one. **Hands it back, proceeds to slowly get one going off a Morrissey fan**" **slaps hands back** stop it | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
" Pitch fork and studded paddle Mr And cookies? Marshmallows for smors, plenty of fire for them to be spit roasted Mr Mr And cookies right? Knitter, im sensing you may want cookies, how about edible glitter cookies....but not in front of the demons Mr **twirls and holds hands out for delicious glitter cookies** Do I have to share these? One proviser, only with me Mr **twirls and pops cookie in mouth** **twirls** and let's them demons out to play... Mr Dang it you distracted me with the cookies. Do you know how long it's going to take me to get them all back?
Round them up cow girl
Mr
**pops on boots and grabs lasso rope** "Not sure if rope will cut it, maybe metal collar and chain at the least Mr | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Would it be rude to light ones cigar off the damned souls of the heretical? Yes that's rude. **hands over lighter** you can keep that one. **Hands it back, proceeds to slowly get one going off a Morrissey fan** **slaps hands back** stop it" At least we all agree where Morrissey fans belong
**Blows smoke in face off eternally damned whiner fan** | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Phew!! Bit warm in here!! I brought chocolate and graham crackers for the smores. Not sure how long the chocolate will stay in a bar though... might be a bit melty by the time anyone gets to it I brought bacon and some rolls, too Yeahhhhhhh your here at last, I've been waiting fir you for ages. Could you help with the Demons please, they got out " You betcha!! Lucky I brought this... **scrabbles about in bag for something** **begins to woo Demons with offers to be possessed, then zaps them with the Demonizer4000 and pokes them back in their lairs** | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
" Pitch fork and studded paddle Mr And cookies? Marshmallows for smors, plenty of fire for them to be spit roasted Mr Mr And cookies right? Knitter, im sensing you may want cookies, how about edible glitter cookies....but not in front of the demons Mr **twirls and holds hands out for delicious glitter cookies** Do I have to share these? One proviser, only with me Mr **twirls and pops cookie in mouth** **twirls** and let's them demons out to play... Mr Dang it you distracted me with the cookies. Do you know how long it's going to take me to get them all back?
Round them up cow girl
Mr
**pops on boots and grabs lasso rope**
Not sure if rope will cut it, maybe metal collar and chain at the least
Mr "The rope is fine, it has glitter on it | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Would it be rude to light ones cigar off the damned souls of the heretical? Yes that's rude. **hands over lighter** you can keep that one. **Hands it back, proceeds to slowly get one going off a Morrissey fan** **slaps hands back** stop it At least we all agree where Morrissey fans belong
**Blows smoke in face off eternally damned whiner fan**"What's a Whiner? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I cant come i might not be allowed to leave so il wait until it calls" I'm in charge today so you can come and go as you please if you have cookies | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Can I build a fire, I feel like hell should have a fire. I'm craving meat too, maybe a hog-roast and some apple sauce. And some scrumpy cider." You sure can handsome, Seraphina can help you get it started if you'd like? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Your venue sounds hot. I’m in!
I bring style baby! "Can you bring cookies too? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Picanha..lots" Yummy I love steak. I'll take mine rare please | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Phew!! Bit warm in here!! I brought chocolate and graham crackers for the smores. Not sure how long the chocolate will stay in a bar though... might be a bit melty by the time anyone gets to it I brought bacon and some rolls, too Yeahhhhhhh your here at last, I've been waiting fir you for ages. Could you help with the Demons please, they got out You betcha!! Lucky I brought this... **scrabbles about in bag for something** **begins to woo Demons with offers to be possessed, then zaps them with the Demonizer4000 and pokes them back in their lairs**" Man you are a handy dandy person to have around | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Oh good, I'll bring the Baileys and ice. Lol" A little nip of brandy in mine thank you muchly | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Can I build a fire, I feel like hell should have a fire. I'm craving meat too, maybe a hog-roast and some apple sauce. And some scrumpy cider. You sure can handsome, Seraphina can help you get it started if you'd like?" Sounds divine, shall we take a spin around the flames? I wish to be engulfed in your charm. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Can I build a fire, I feel like hell should have a fire. I'm craving meat too, maybe a hog-roast and some apple sauce. And some scrumpy cider. You sure can handsome, Seraphina can help you get it started if you'd like? Sounds divine, shall we take a spin around the flames? I wish to be engulfed in your charm." **pops on dancing shoes** let's do this handsome | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I'm bringing rishi sunak , he has done a great job turning England into Hell" No politics here thank you muchly | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Limes, sugar and Cachaca "Is that rum? | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"I’m fucking some demonesses tonight "Careful there stud they have claws | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Limes, sugar and Cachaca
Is that rum?"Yeah it's a white sugar cane rum used in caipirinha's | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Limes, sugar and Cachaca
Is that rum?
Yeah it's a white sugar cane rum used in caipirinha's"Caipirinha please | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Limes, sugar and Cachaca
Is that rum?
Yeah it's a white sugar cane rum used in caipirinha's"That sounds delicious may I have one please | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Limes, sugar and Cachaca
Is that rum?
Yeah it's a white sugar cane rum used in caipirinha's
That sounds delicious may I have one please "They are too delicious for just one | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Some marshmallows for toasting on the fires of eternally damned souls "Ummm they don't like that | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Limes, sugar and Cachaca
Is that rum?
Yeah it's a white sugar cane rum used in caipirinha's
That sounds delicious may I have one please
They are too delicious for just one"Line those bad boys up my friend | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Some marshmallows for toasting on the fires of eternally damned souls
Ummm they don't like that "I'd throw a couple in for good measure | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Some marshmallows for toasting on the fires of eternally damned souls
Ummm they don't like that
I'd throw a couple in for good measure "Oh, dark, I like it Joe!
I'll bring crumpets and a toasting fork. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Some marshmallows for toasting on the fires of eternally damned souls
Ummm they don't like that
I'd throw a couple in for good measure "Hey hey the demons have feeling too | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Some marshmallows for toasting on the fires of eternally damned souls
Ummm they don't like that
I'd throw a couple in for good measure
Oh, dark, I like it Joe!
I'll bring crumpets and a toasting fork."Ah come on daisy | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"More glitter. You’ve thrown all yours." More glitter us always welcome on a _nitter thread | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Some marshmallows for toasting on the fires of eternally damned souls "Oh amazing, can dip them in my melted chocolate | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Chocolate... But it's melted" Yeah that happened here | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Some marshmallows for toasting on the fires of eternally damned souls
Ummm they don't like that
I'd throw a couple in for good measure
Oh, dark, I like it Joe!
I'll bring crumpets and a toasting fork.
Ah come on daisy "Toasting forks look like cute little pitchforks tho, I'll fit right in! | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"(I wonder how big the big fella really is )
I snuck a look once
Just a look?
That's what she SAYS...
Yeah this twirly glitter stuff is just a front!
Now now ladies the glitter is all real "Ladies? I still had a winky when I last went to the toilet. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"Your venue sounds hot. I’m in!
I bring style baby!
Can you bring cookies too?"That’ll cramp my style. I can do cupcakes | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
"We're all going to Hell, Heaven cannot exist. You can't have one without the other" All religions say if you believe, you go to heaven. As people generally only believe in one religion, we must all be going to Hell. Heaven could exist, but it would be empty. | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
 | |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| |||
| Reply privately | Reply in forum | Reply +quote |
| Post new Message to Thread |
| back to top |  |
