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By *B69 OP   Woman
25 weeks ago

Wiltshire

Do you have a ritual or habit you have to do before you close your eyes for the night, once I’ve got into bed I always have to see what time it is and if I’ve already snuggled down I still have to put my glasses back on and check the time otherwise it plays on my mind.

Over to you lot x

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By *urry BlokeMan
25 weeks ago

Stalybridge

Alexa has to be on low (usually Magic Chilled)

I lie on my back and piss about on my phone (I look at the same 3 sites every night), lie on my right side and then on my left

Legs need to be up - so semi-foetal

Then sleep comes quickly

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By *ayPrimeMan
25 weeks ago

Leeds


"Do you have a ritual or habit you have to do before you close your eyes for the night, once I’ve got into bed I always have to see what time it is and if I’ve already snuggled down I still have to put my glasses back on and check the time otherwise it plays on my mind.

Over to you lot x"

I usually meditate last thing before I sleep, it’s not really a ritual as much as it is a routine.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
25 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

I like to chill with music. Then get into bed. Hit the play button on my favourite porn and have a (ladywank)

Always out like a light

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

I listen to strange dark and mysterious stories.

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By *B69 OP   Woman
25 weeks ago

Wiltshire


"Alexa has to be on low (usually Magic Chilled)

I lie on my back and piss about on my phone (I look at the same 3 sites every night), lie on my right side and then on my left

Legs need to be up - so semi-foetal

Then sleep comes quickly "

Do you turn Alexa off or on a timer?

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By *ayPrimeMan
25 weeks ago

Leeds

I remember once I had a Lovecraft audiobook on YouTube at night and it had nearly finished; I woke up hours later and YouTube had autoplayed someone reading from The Necronomicon*.

Like, sinister sounding rituals with loads of rhythmic music playing in the background.

Wouldn’t recommend.

*Theres an actual version of it, obviously not the one from all the horror movies or Lovecraft pantheon

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By *ex HolesMan
25 weeks ago

Up North

I usually have a little Tommy Tank over your breasticles pic OP

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By *eah BabyCouple
25 weeks ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

A relative always applied lipstick before bed as she says you never know who you might meet in your dreams, how bonkers my dreams are I’m not sure lipstick would be my choice although I do apply lip balm, got to keep them smooth and foot cream as I shiver at the thought of people with hard skin on their feet and eye drops as I sleep for hours so guess they need a bit of moisture

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By *B69 OP   Woman
25 weeks ago

Wiltshire


"I like to chill with music. Then get into bed. Hit the play button on my favourite porn and have a (ladywank)

Always out like a light "

Ensures a goodnight sleep

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
25 weeks ago

Hereabouts

I spin like a rotisserie chicken for 2-5 hours trying to get comfy and then pass out from exhaustion

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By *r John WickMan
25 weeks ago

The Continental

I spend the night tossing and turning. Then I lie waiting for the local regular burglars that walk the street, to come knocking on doors to test reactions.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
25 weeks ago

North West

We give each other a kiss.

He falls asleep quickly, usually. I get far too hot then cold, then hot, then sweat and rinse/repeat until I'm so exhausted I fall asleep

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By *ansoffateMan
25 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Big spoon little spoon discussion.

If I'm on my own I discuss it with my Panda

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
25 weeks ago

little house on the praire

I look for the cats. Get into bed, well on the bed as I'm far to hot to get into bed. Come onto fab, then listen to a documentary on netflix and if I'm lucky I might get a couple of hours sleep

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By *eah BabyCouple
25 weeks ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria


"I spend the night tossing and turning. Then I lie waiting for the local regular burglars that walk the street, to come knocking on doors to test reactions. "

Better than the wardrobe monsters I guess

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By *ot to giggleWoman
25 weeks ago

Coventry

plug my phone in, lift the duvet far side for one dog - then have a game with the other who complains if im on 'her bit' - cuddle said fussy mutt for a few minutes - fish out wand or rabbit for some me time - then snuggle back against one dog and cuddling other - fall asleep

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By *hyguyx93Man
25 weeks ago

Horley

Have a wank then fall asleep usually haha

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By *r John WickMan
25 weeks ago

The Continental


"I spend the night tossing and turning. Then I lie waiting for the local regular burglars that walk the street, to come knocking on doors to test reactions.

Better than the wardrobe monsters I guess "

Worst part is when I put the lights on, look out of the windows and see them legging it up the street.

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By *ary 121Man
25 weeks ago

East Bergholt

Cracking nightly ritual. Xx

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
25 weeks ago

Hereabouts


"I spend the night tossing and turning. Then I lie waiting for the local regular burglars that walk the street, to come knocking on doors to test reactions.

Better than the wardrobe monsters I guess

Worst part is when I put the lights on, look out of the windows and see them legging it up the street. "

Just stand in the window with your cock out. It might deter them from coming on your road

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By *r John WickMan
25 weeks ago

The Continental


"I spend the night tossing and turning. Then I lie waiting for the local regular burglars that walk the street, to come knocking on doors to test reactions.

Better than the wardrobe monsters I guess

Worst part is when I put the lights on, look out of the windows and see them legging it up the street.

Just stand in the window with your cock out. It might deter them from coming on your road "

I want the rozzers to deal with the bad guys. Not cart me off for flashing

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By *lue NotebooksCouple
25 weeks ago

Wirral

I annoy Tom for a bit( asking would you rather questions, knock knock jokes and the like), sometimes sex, a game of Scrabble Go, always get up for another wee

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By *ollmanMan
25 weeks ago

Burnley

I get Alexa to play either a Classical music relaxing mix or an Opera mix, get annoyed at the first few sing, shut Alexa up and try to get asleep without said playlists.,

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By *4bimMan
25 weeks ago

Farnborough Hampshire

I check the cat is in

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By *andtdorsetCouple
25 weeks ago

Dorset

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By *ascaIMan
25 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

Set my alarms for work.

Roll over and close my eyes.

Immediately roll back over to double check I’ve set them properly.

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By *andtdorsetCouple
25 weeks ago

Dorset


"I get Alexa to play either a Classical music relaxing mix or an Opera mix, get annoyed at the first few sing, shut Alexa up and try to get asleep without said playlists., "

I agree x

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By *lue NotebooksCouple
25 weeks ago

Wirral


"Set my alarms for work.

Roll over and close my eyes.

Immediately roll back over to double check I’ve set them properly.

"

Aye, and I hate the way my phone tells me how few hours of sleep I'm going to get

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By *ascaIMan
25 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester


"Set my alarms for work.

Roll over and close my eyes.

Immediately roll back over to double check I’ve set them properly.

Aye, and I hate the way my phone tells me how few hours of sleep I'm going to get "

Tell me about it Mines telling me I need to be up in 5 hours

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By *lue NotebooksCouple
25 weeks ago

Wirral


"Set my alarms for work.

Roll over and close my eyes.

Immediately roll back over to double check I’ve set them properly.

Aye, and I hate the way my phone tells me how few hours of sleep I'm going to get

Tell me about it Mines telling me I need to be up in 5 hours "

night night xx

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By *urry BlokeMan
25 weeks ago

Stalybridge


"Alexa has to be on low (usually Magic Chilled)

I lie on my back and piss about on my phone (I look at the same 3 sites every night), lie on my right side and then on my left

Legs need to be up - so semi-foetal

Then sleep comes quickly

Do you turn Alexa off or on a timer?

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No, she stays on all night

I don't sleep well

Getting to sleep isn't a problem

Staying asleep is

I blame 20+ years of being on call

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
25 weeks ago

Weymouth


"I remember once I had a Lovecraft audiobook on YouTube at night and it had nearly finished; I woke up hours later and YouTube had autoplayed someone reading from The Necronomicon*.

Like, sinister sounding rituals with loads of rhythmic music playing in the background.

Wouldn’t recommend.

*Theres an actual version of it, obviously not the one from all the horror movies or Lovecraft pantheon "

That made my hairs stand on end to think about!!

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By *esse_hotwifeCouple
25 weeks ago

London

No night is the same. We aren’t ones for routines. The only thing that is hard to shake is a glass of red.

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
25 weeks ago

Weymouth


"I spend the night tossing and turning. Then I lie waiting for the local regular burglars that walk the street, to come knocking on doors to test reactions. "

Really?? god this thread is freaking me out haha

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