FabSwingers.com forum: The humble brag / verification game...

By *.T. OP Man
34 weeks ago

Glasgow

Evening all!

Whilst casually browsing fab, if I see a profile that intrigues me , I'll tap in the veri's and see where they go.

What astounds me sometimes is the veri that is almost nothing about the person being verified and all about the ego of the person verifying... You must have seen it yourself:

"She took all 12 inches of my massive girthy cock and was squirting in seconds as I can make any woman gush on demand. She has since divorced hubby as she knows she only has to come to me to get rogered for 14 hours solid, due to my Olympian stamina"

I'm sure you get the idea.

So......

How would you humble brag or what is the best brag veri you have seen?

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
34 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

I can make a women squirt 42 foot with my left little finger, hitting the bullseye every time

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By *eardedman76Man
34 weeks ago

westminster

I CAN ejaculate long distance.

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By *allandathleticMan
34 weeks ago

Asgard

I alive.

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By *allandathleticMan
34 weeks ago

Asgard

In deliberate poor English grammar

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By *ellhungvweMan
34 weeks ago

Cheltenham

“Really great meet. She said the big mirrors in the wall were so she could get an all round view of my great physique - it seemed to work for her as she didn’t want to stop even after her 21st orgasm. Looking forward to the next all night meet when she has asked me to look after her and five other wives.”

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By *toobguyMan
34 weeks ago

Manchester

Ok, I'll tone them down in future.

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By *ussle SproutMan
34 weeks ago

the middle

Being verified by me IS a humble brag

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By *ealitybitesMan
34 weeks ago

Belfast

I've never heard a woman moaning from my particular set of skills.

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By *ealitybitesMan
34 weeks ago

Belfast

"I've never heard a woman moaning from my particular set of skills. "

Oh ffs.

*complaining

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By *ed VoluptaWoman
34 weeks ago

Wirral.

I don't do humble brag verifications, but if I did...

*He said my pussy gripped so tightly that he thought he'd slipped it in my arse by mistake*

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By *rBobbMan
34 weeks ago

Birmingham

"I don't do humble brag verifications, but if I did...

*He said my pussy gripped so tightly that he thought he'd slipped it in my arse by mistake*"

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

"She has the ability to orgasm so hard she sends you flying off the bed"!

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
34 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

My favourite veri I have ever seen was simply "HE SHOWED UP."

I'm not big on the humblebrag. I can't see any in my given or received thankfully

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By *ornycougaWoman
34 weeks ago

Wherever I lay my hat

I have a veri that says "I was in the area doing community service and decided to help the aged and throw this lady my impressive bone. Fucked her till her false teeth rattled and her knees were creaking"

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
34 weeks ago

kent

‘He was wonderful. Intelligent and handsome and cultured. We loved listening to stories of his travels and adventures, and although I (Ailsa) am not remotely materialistic, I couldn’t help admire his commitment to the success of his company. When it came to sex, he was wonderful. Attentive and confident and gracious and very relaxed around George. I felt like a very lucky lady being repeatedly shared between my fabulous hubby and this dashing new man… the only sour note came a little later when he confessed that we’d blown his mind to such an extent he’d decided to cash in his shares, retire from his company, and come live with us as our personal servant… This always happens when we meet someone new. We let him down gently.’

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By *ittlebirdWoman
34 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"I have a veri that says "I was in the area doing community service and decided to help the aged and throw this lady my impressive bone. Fucked her till her false teeth rattled and her knees were creaking" "

This veri is epic

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By *ittlebirdWoman
34 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

My best one says I would give a cheeky handjob for a McDonalds. Every word of it is true

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By *.T. OP Man
34 weeks ago

Glasgow

"My best one says I would give a cheeky handjob for a McDonalds. Every word of it is true "
*takes notes* *adds to hotlist*

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By *obby3264Man
34 weeks ago

Cambridge

Wow

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By *obby3264Man
34 weeks ago

Cambridge

"“Really great meet. She said the big mirrors in the wall were so she could get an all round view of my great physique - it seemed to work for her as she didn’t want to stop even after her 21st orgasm. Looking forward to the next all night meet when she has asked me to look after her and five other wives.”"

Haha he not vain is he?

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

"My favourite veri I have ever seen was simply "HE SHOWED UP."

I'm not big on the humblebrag. I can't see any in my given or received thankfully

Do you want one?

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
34 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

"My best one says I would give a cheeky handjob for a McDonalds. Every word of it is true "

What you doing for a KFC meal deal then

Mr.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
34 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

"My favourite veri I have ever seen was simply "HE SHOWED UP."

I'm not big on the humblebrag. I can't see any in my given or received thankfully

Do you want one?

After we finally bang Woody

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

"My favourite veri I have ever seen was simply "HE SHOWED UP."

I'm not big on the humblebrag. I can't see any in my given or received thankfully

Do you want one?

After we finally bang Woody

Haha. Well, if you put it like that

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By *y AmoreMan
34 weeks ago

london

"My favourite veri I have ever seen was simply "HE SHOWED UP."

I'm not big on the humblebrag. I can't see any in my given or received thankfully

Amazing.

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By *lasphemousGirlWoman
34 weeks ago

Cambs

I'm not into graphic veris.. always kind of puts me off.

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By *uteness69Woman
34 weeks ago

Walthamstow

"Evening all!

Whilst casually browsing fab, if I see a profile that intrigues me , I'll tap in the veri's and see where they go.

What astounds me sometimes is the veri that is almost nothing about the person being verified and all about the ego of the person verifying... You must have seen it yourself:

I'm sure you get the idea.

So......

How would you humble brag or what is the best brag veri you have seen?"

I genuinely don't like verifications.

They tend to be cringeworthy and as you say, often full-on bragging, so I avoid them.

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By *.T. OP Man
12 weeks ago

Glasgow

This fizzled out like a 50p sparkler...

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By *eroLondonMan
12 weeks ago

Mayfair

"This fizzled out like a 50p sparkler..."

Ah, that's because the best verifications are the ones that are never given.

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By *.T. OP Man
12 weeks ago

Glasgow

"This fizzled out like a 50p sparkler...

Ah, that's because the best verifications are the ones that are never given.

"Keeping this one to myself by not verifying"

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By *he Silver FuxMan
12 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

Treasure these ones, they’re from the heart

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By *acey_RedWoman
12 weeks ago

Liverpool

I set him off like an unrestrained hose. Fortunately I'm well practiced in decumming a hotel room.

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By *issYeuxBleusWoman
11 weeks ago

My boudoir - S Wales

I can make a man shoot his load 30 feet in the air and land in my mouth just by flicking his bell end

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By *ags73Man
11 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"I can make a man shoot his load 30 feet in the air and land in my mouth just by flicking his bell end "

You’re being modest heard it was 40.

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By *mf123Man
11 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

I dont do humble i am and will ever be the greatest fuck on fab i retired as unbeaten champion of sex thankyou for your cooperation

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By *ou only live onceMan
11 weeks ago

London

She's a woman of exceptional taste...

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