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By (user no longer on site) OP   
25 weeks ago

Do you expect there to be food?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
25 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Do you expect there to be food?"

Of course, few bowls of crisps at a minimum!

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
25 weeks ago


"Do you expect there to be food?

Of course, few bowls of crisps at a minimum!

Mrs TMN x"

Crisps!!!!!

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
25 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

The only reason I go

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By *ittlebirdWoman
25 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

If there’s no food I’m not going

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By *bi HaiveMan
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25 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Needs to be a cheese and pineapple hedgehog there or I'm not turning up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
25 weeks ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
25 weeks ago

^^ my people

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
25 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders


"Needs to be a cheese and pineapple hedgehog there or I'm not turning up. "

No prawn ring?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
25 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Do you expect there to be food?

Of course, few bowls of crisps at a minimum!

Mrs TMN x

Crisps!!!!! "

What’s wrong with crisps?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
25 weeks ago


"Needs to be a cheese and pineapple hedgehog there or I'm not turning up. "

Come on. Proper food

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By *ittlebirdWoman
25 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Needs to be a cheese and pineapple hedgehog there or I'm not turning up.

No prawn ring? "

Ooh. I love prawn ring

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
25 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

Depends on the kind of party, no?

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By *ascaIMan
25 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

If there’s quiche I’d rather go hungry.

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
25 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders


"Needs to be a cheese and pineapple hedgehog there or I'm not turning up.

No prawn ring?

Ooh. I love prawn ring "

Ooh me too

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By *abaFwonkleCouple
25 weeks ago

South Shields

When we have a party we always put out some 'beige' party food - chicken things, sausage rolls, crisps, quiche, pizza, etc. Our friends often bring contributions and they bring whatever they're drinking.

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By *eliWoman
25 weeks ago

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"Needs to be a cheese and pineapple hedgehog there or I'm not turning up. "

I'm sure I've asked this before but are these real things? That people would have at real parties?

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By *r John WickMan
25 weeks ago

The Continental

I’d never expect anything other than the company available.

Food n drink is a bonus.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
25 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"I'm sure I've asked this before but are these real things? That people would have at real parties? "

They’re a secret sign of being swingers, Meli. Like pampas grass but edible.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
25 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Needs to be a cheese and pineapple hedgehog there or I'm not turning up.

I'm sure I've asked this before but are these real things? That people would have at real parties? "

Have you never had a cheese and pineapple hedgehog Meli?

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By *nnCeeWoman
25 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"Needs to be a cheese and pineapple hedgehog there or I'm not turning up.

Come on. Proper food"

Showing your age there, littlun...

That IS proper party food. See 1980s/1970s.... sigh

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By *eliWoman
25 weeks ago

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"I'm sure I've asked this before but are these real things? That people would have at real parties?

They’re a secret sign of being swingers, Meli. Like pampas grass but edible."

That's exactly how I see them! Not a real thing but people love to talk about it.

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By *eliWoman
25 weeks ago

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"Needs to be a cheese and pineapple hedgehog there or I'm not turning up.

I'm sure I've asked this before but are these real things? That people would have at real parties?

Have you never had a cheese and pineapple hedgehog Meli? "

No LB... I can safely say I've never had a cheese and pineapple hedgehog. :D

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By *ittlebirdWoman
25 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Needs to be a cheese and pineapple hedgehog there or I'm not turning up.

I'm sure I've asked this before but are these real things? That people would have at real parties?

Have you never had a cheese and pineapple hedgehog Meli?

No LB... I can safely say I've never had a cheese and pineapple hedgehog. :D"

We need to put this right stat…

Food of the gods (the gods in the 70s and 80s but you know still the gods)

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By *he rose gardenCouple
25 weeks ago

Newcastle

Nipples oops I mean nibbles lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Nibbles is always nice

Mrs

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By *he love catsCouple
25 weeks ago

South Wales

Alcohol and sex would be suffice.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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25 weeks ago

East Sussex

If there's no food I ain't going

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By *irtydevil666Man
25 weeks ago

bristol

I would expect some sort of catering to be available

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By *emorefridaCouple
25 weeks ago

La la land


"Needs to be a cheese and pineapple hedgehog there or I'm not turning up.

I'm sure I've asked this before but are these real things? That people would have at real parties? "

Yes my family used to make this, along with blancmange rabbits with green jelly grass. 80's kids parties rocked

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
25 weeks ago

So like… Mac n cheese. Chicken. Rice. Salad. Coleslaw

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By *emorefridaCouple
25 weeks ago

La la land


"So like… Mac n cheese. Chicken. Rice. Salad. Coleslaw "

Depends on the time of the party. But normally there will be a stew in pot of some sort on the hob.

Although, Wednesday I went to a celebration with a load of Nigerian and Botswanan people, and was given a bag of food and a big carton of orange juice to take home.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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25 weeks ago

East Sussex

My favourite would be cheeseboard, salad, fruit, cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
25 weeks ago


"So like… Mac n cheese. Chicken. Rice. Salad. Coleslaw

Depends on the time of the party. But normally there will be a stew in pot of some sort on the hob.

Although, Wednesday I went to a celebration with a load of Nigerian and Botswanan people, and was given a bag of food and a big carton of orange juice to take home. "

You’re one of us. One of us. One of us. One of us.

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By *ansoffateMan
25 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"Needs to be a cheese and pineapple hedgehog there or I'm not turning up.

I'm sure I've asked this before but are these real things? That people would have at real parties?

Have you never had a cheese and pineapple hedgehog Meli? "

The bougee ones also have pickled onions and mini hotdog sausages.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
25 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Needs to be a cheese and pineapple hedgehog there or I'm not turning up.

I'm sure I've asked this before but are these real things? That people would have at real parties?

Have you never had a cheese and pineapple hedgehog Meli?

The bougee ones also have pickled onions and mini hotdog sausages."

Jesus Christ. You can’t put hotdogs on it

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
25 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Needs to be a cheese and pineapple hedgehog there or I'm not turning up.

I'm sure I've asked this before but are these real things? That people would have at real parties? "

Yes! Kids’ parties, for sure. I started it with my own kids too, sausages on sticks, hula hoops, cheese/pineapple/grape hedgehog, marshmallow top hats, little jellies

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
25 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Although I think the food really depends on the party. Student/young people party where the aim is getting pissed and getting a fumble, crisps minimum. Family party, buffet.

Mrs TMN x

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
25 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Needs to be a cheese and pineapple hedgehog there or I'm not turning up. "

Came here to say this.

J

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
25 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

If they don’t put a spread on, I just raid their fridge

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
25 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Needs to be a cheese and pineapple hedgehog there or I'm not turning up.

I'm sure I've asked this before but are these real things? That people would have at real parties?

Have you never had a cheese and pineapple hedgehog Meli?

No LB... I can safely say I've never had a cheese and pineapple hedgehog. :D"

Two weeks. You bring the handbag cheese, we'll bring the handbag foil wrapped potato, handbag cocktail sticks and handbag pineapple chunks.

J

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By *nnCeeWoman
25 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"Needs to be a cheese and pineapple hedgehog there or I'm not turning up.

I'm sure I've asked this before but are these real things? That people would have at real parties?

Yes! Kids’ parties, for sure. I started it with my own kids too, sausages on sticks, hula hoops, cheese/pineapple/grape hedgehog, marshmallow top hats, little jellies "

And a hedgehog cake, with chocolate buttons as the spines?!

Or a princess castle, with ice cream cones as the turrets?!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
25 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Needs to be a cheese and pineapple hedgehog there or I'm not turning up.

I'm sure I've asked this before but are these real things? That people would have at real parties?

Yes! Kids’ parties, for sure. I started it with my own kids too, sausages on sticks, hula hoops, cheese/pineapple/grape hedgehog, marshmallow top hats, little jellies

And a hedgehog cake, with chocolate buttons as the spines?!

Or a princess castle, with ice cream cones as the turrets?!"

OMG, I had a princess castle cake like that when I was about five! Best day ever

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By *ansoffateMan
25 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"Needs to be a cheese and pineapple hedgehog there or I'm not turning up.

I'm sure I've asked this before but are these real things? That people would have at real parties?

Have you never had a cheese and pineapple hedgehog Meli?

No LB... I can safely say I've never had a cheese and pineapple hedgehog. :D

Two weeks. You bring the handbag cheese, we'll bring the handbag foil wrapped potato, handbag cocktail sticks and handbag pineapple chunks.

J"

Foil wrapped cabbage, bigger - it can be the centrepiece of the buffet then.

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By *2000ManMan
25 weeks ago

Worthing

Yes lobster, caviar, smoked salmon at the very least.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
25 weeks ago

St Leonards

Nah. I always have an emergency doner in my pocket .

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By *olfandtazCouple
25 weeks ago

Bristol

It's only officially a party if there is cheese and pineapple on cocktail sticks!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
25 weeks ago

Leeds

Nah I don’t eat food fingered by people who don’t wash their hands after a piss.

The mr

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
25 weeks ago

North West

Sausages on sticks with little cubes of cheese

Can't swallow it right now though

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
25 weeks ago

Wales

A party without food is like a gang bang without penis

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By *ensuallover1000Man
25 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

By god - yes!

No food, no me turning up

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By *_welshMan
25 weeks ago

Speke / Chester

Deffo a nice beige buffet!

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By *offee Cocktails and CumCouple
25 weeks ago

Waterlooville


"Do you expect there to be food?

Of course, few bowls of crisps at a minimum!

Mrs TMN x"

Definitely not sweet chili flavour

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
25 weeks ago

Reading

Yes and gourmet at that. Step up your game Pickle.

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By *essica trueTV/TS
25 weeks ago

blackpool

I just like creamy deserts x

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By *avexxMan
25 weeks ago

cheshire

yes i would need food soak up the drink

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By *he love catsCouple
25 weeks ago

South Wales


"Nah I don’t eat food fingered by people who don’t wash their hands after a piss.

The mr "

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By *4bimMan
25 weeks ago

Farnborough Hampshire


"Nah I don’t eat food fingered by people who don’t wash their hands after a piss.

The mr "

this is true. you'll be surprised what germs etc people pick up from this.

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By *a LunaWoman
25 weeks ago

South Wales

I’m always hopeful of a buffet.

I’m particularly hopeful that there is punch.

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By *aizyWoman
25 weeks ago

west midlands

At a minimum, I expect jelly and ice cream!

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By *rBobbMan
25 weeks ago

Birmingham


"At a minimum, I expect jelly and ice cream!"

And maybe some cake.

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By *aizyWoman
25 weeks ago

west midlands


"At a minimum, I expect jelly and ice cream!

And maybe some cake. "

Maybe???

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By *ittlebirdWoman
25 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"At a minimum, I expect jelly and ice cream!

And maybe some cake.

Maybe??? "

Oooh. Cake

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By *ascaIMan
25 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

Someone bring the cola flavoured Jaffa cakes for us to try

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
25 weeks ago


"Yes and gourmet at that. Step up your game Pickle."

why am I in it?

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By *adyBugsWoman
25 weeks ago

cognito


"If there’s no food I’m not going "

Same!!!

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By *adyBugsWoman
25 weeks ago

cognito


"Needs to be a cheese and pineapple hedgehog there or I'm not turning up.

I'm sure I've asked this before but are these real things? That people would have at real parties?

Have you never had a cheese and pineapple hedgehog Meli?

No LB... I can safely say I've never had a cheese and pineapple hedgehog. :D

Two weeks. You bring the handbag cheese, we'll bring the handbag foil wrapped potato, handbag cocktail sticks and handbag pineapple chunks.

J"

Pineapple?

WITH cheese?

On THE SAME stick?

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By *he Silver FuxMan
25 weeks ago

Uttoxeter


"Do you expect there to be food?"

No - I get a Maccy Dees on the way home..

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By *aizyWoman
25 weeks ago

west midlands


"Someone bring the cola flavoured Jaffa cakes for us to try "

Cola flavoured Jaffa cakes?? I hope this is a joke?!

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Yeah but I'm vegan, so usually take my own

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
25 weeks ago

Stockport

If there's no food, it's not a party.

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By *ascaIMan
25 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester


"Someone bring the cola flavoured Jaffa cakes for us to try

Cola flavoured Jaffa cakes?? I hope this is a joke?!"

Don’t knock them til you’ve tried them Daizy I’ll have yours!

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By *aizyWoman
25 weeks ago

west midlands


"Someone bring the cola flavoured Jaffa cakes for us to try

Cola flavoured Jaffa cakes?? I hope this is a joke?!

Don’t knock them til you’ve tried them Daizy I’ll have yours! "

I have just googled it and found they are real, is nothing sacred?? I'll swap ya for all your orange ones!

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By *obilebottomMan
25 weeks ago

All over

I want some rice and peas or I am not going? Oh and some yum yum

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By *ascaIMan
25 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester


"Someone bring the cola flavoured Jaffa cakes for us to try

Cola flavoured Jaffa cakes?? I hope this is a joke?!

Don’t knock them til you’ve tried them Daizy I’ll have yours!

I have just googled it and found they are real, is nothing sacred?? I'll swap ya for all your orange ones! "

Absolutely not! You can get stuck into that cheese and pineapple hedgehog with the others

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By *urry BlokeMan
25 weeks ago

Stalybridge

I only ever go for the food

None of the fancy hot counter choices either

I want cheese and pickled onions on sticks

I want egg and cress triangle butties

I want dinky pork pies cut in half

I want cheap buttercream madeira cake

I take solace in retro party food

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By *rBobbMan
25 weeks ago

Birmingham


"At a minimum, I expect jelly and ice cream!

And maybe some cake.

Maybe???

Oooh. Cake "

Always room for cake

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By *aizyWoman
25 weeks ago

west midlands


"Someone bring the cola flavoured Jaffa cakes for us to try

Cola flavoured Jaffa cakes?? I hope this is a joke?!

Don’t knock them til you’ve tried them Daizy I’ll have yours!

I have just googled it and found they are real, is nothing sacred?? I'll swap ya for all your orange ones!

Absolutely not! You can get stuck into that cheese and pineapple hedgehog with the others "

But, I don't like cheese, I can't just survive on pineapple!

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By *entlemanFoxMan
25 weeks ago

North East / London


"Needs to be a cheese and pineapple hedgehog there or I'm not turning up.

I'm sure I've asked this before but are these real things? That people would have at real parties?

Have you never had a cheese and pineapple hedgehog Meli?

No LB... I can safely say I've never had a cheese and pineapple hedgehog. :D"

Mind you I don’t think the idea is you have the whole thing yourself!

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By *ka OMBMan
25 weeks ago

Wigan/Warrington/St Helens ish

Deffo nibbles, but nothing too filling!

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

It's not a proper party without good food and drinks...!

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By *rpeggioCouple
25 weeks ago

Baughurst

The last party we co-hosted it was an early start for a dozen couples, we did a BBQ, cooked a Paella outdoors, then cake and sweets, before debauchery time. No one complained about the food nor the sex

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By *ony MannMan
25 weeks ago

New York City New York USA

That depends on the party, but normally yes

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By *illan-KillashMan
25 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants


"Do you expect there to be food?"

If you go a party and food ain't there

People gonna talk about your party nowhere

*name that (paraphrased) song

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
25 weeks ago

North West


"Yeah but I'm vegan, so usually take my own "

You can have the pineapple

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By *ad NannaWoman
25 weeks ago

East London

Yes. We always have food at parties. Some of us bring food with us too.

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By *ad NannaWoman
25 weeks ago

East London


"I only ever go for the food

None of the fancy hot counter choices either

I want cheese and pickled onions on sticks

I want egg and cress triangle butties

I want dinky pork pies cut in half

I want cheap buttercream madeira cake

I take solace in retro party food"

Black Forest gateaux, fruit flan, and squirty cream too.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"Do you expect there to be food?"

Not only food, but I want jelly, and a party bag when I leave

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

You lost me with the title.

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By *ad NannaWoman
25 weeks ago

East London


"You lost me with the title.

"

A wake?

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By *agnar73Man
25 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Do you expect there to be food?"

Food?

Whit?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
25 weeks ago


"I want some rice and peas or I am not going? Oh and some yum yum "

My guyyyy

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"You lost me with the title.

A wake?"

Ah, well yes. I'd expect there to food. I'm mourning, don't make me be hungry aswell.

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By *agnar73Man
25 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"You lost me with the title.

A wake?"

Never partied at a wake. First time for everything though.

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By *herry delightWoman
25 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

It depends on the party if it was a swinging party no I wouldn't expect food, in fact I would find it a bit odd if there was any.

I expect something to drink.

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By *ad NannaWoman
25 weeks ago

East London


"You lost me with the title.

A wake?

Never partied at a wake. First time for everything though."

A party and partying are two different things.

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By *abaFwonkleCouple
25 weeks ago

South Shields


"It depends on the party if it was a swinging party no I wouldn't expect food, in fact I would find it a bit odd if there was any.

I expect something to drink. "

People work up an appetite, they need food!

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By *r Black 85Man
25 weeks ago

nottingham


"Do you expect there to be food?"

Big man, you already know how it goes already.

I love our parties.

Always go on till the early ours

You see people you haven't in the longest

There's always that one person (usually me) that brings one mad drink that no one at the party has heard of

There is always food from start to end

There's always plenty leftovers to take home

The vibes are great and so is the music

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By *obilebottomMan
25 weeks ago

All over


"Do you expect there to be food?

Big man, you already know how it goes already.

I love our parties.

Always go on till the early ours

You see people you haven't in the longest

There's always that one person (usually me) that brings one mad drink that no one at the party has heard of

There is always food from start to end

There's always plenty leftovers to take home

The vibes are great and so is the music"

You forgot booty shaking, disappointed

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

If there isn't food I'm not gonna be there at all.

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By *r Black 85Man
25 weeks ago

nottingham


"Do you expect there to be food?

Big man, you already know how it goes already.

I love our parties.

Always go on till the early ours

You see people you haven't in the longest

There's always that one person (usually me) that brings one mad drink that no one at the party has heard of

There is always food from start to end

There's always plenty leftovers to take home

The vibes are great and so is the music

You forgot booty shaking, disappointed "

Come on now

You know that goes without saying

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By *aximus2589Man
25 weeks ago

st.helens

Has to be punch and pie

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By *errocaWoman
25 weeks ago

Shropshire


"Needs to be a cheese and pineapple hedgehog there or I'm not turning up.

I'm sure I've asked this before but are these real things? That people would have at real parties?

Have you never had a cheese and pineapple hedgehog Meli?

No LB... I can safely say I've never had a cheese and pineapple hedgehog. :D

Two weeks. You bring the handbag cheese, we'll bring the handbag foil wrapped potato, handbag cocktail sticks and handbag pineapple chunks.

J"

I'm actually going to do this

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By *obilebottomMan
25 weeks ago

All over


"Do you expect there to be food?

Big man, you already know how it goes already.

I love our parties.

Always go on till the early ours

You see people you haven't in the longest

There's always that one person (usually me) that brings one mad drink that no one at the party has heard of

There is always food from start to end

There's always plenty leftovers to take home

The vibes are great and so is the music

You forgot booty shaking, disappointed

Come on now

You know that goes without saying"

Excellent and star gazing please

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By *reggSausageMan
25 weeks ago

derby

I expect to be home and In Bed snoring by half 9

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By *nnCeeWoman
25 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"Nah I don’t eat food fingered by people who don’t wash their hands after a piss.

The mr

this is true. you'll be surprised what germs etc people pick up from this. "

Kids of the 60s/80s/80s managed to survive and probably have stronger constitutions due to a few germs.

I remember eating a hard boiled egg at a picnic as a kid, which was grey, as we'd been playing in the woods before hand. No such thing as baby wipes or hand sanitiser gel back then!!

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By *4bimMan
25 weeks ago

Farnborough Hampshire


"Nah I don’t eat food fingered by people who don’t wash their hands after a piss.

The mr

this is true. you'll be surprised what germs etc people pick up from this.

Kids of the 60s/80s/80s managed to survive and probably have stronger constitutions due to a few germs.

I remember eating a hard boiled egg at a picnic as a kid, which was grey, as we'd been playing in the woods before hand. No such thing as baby wipes or hand sanitiser gel back then!!"

No that's true. We worried less

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By *eah BabyCouple
25 weeks ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

If driving we often take cheesy crackers for on the way home

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By *rMonkeyMan
25 weeks ago

Somewhere

If there aren't any Vol-au-vants then it's not a proper party.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
25 weeks ago

little house on the praire

I went to a wedding once where there was no food. Just nuts on the table

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By *eah BabyCouple
25 weeks ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria


"If there aren't any Vol-au-vants then it's not a proper party."

Yak!

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

It’s 2024 if there’s not a platter of Costco sandwiches on that damn top table trust I will be out of there STAT

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By *tylebender03Man
25 weeks ago

Manchester

If your party hasn’t got a buffet, then it ain’t shit lol

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
25 weeks ago

North West


"I went to a wedding once where there was no food. Just nuts on the table"

Did you ask the groom and best man to pull their pants back up?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
25 weeks ago

Central

It depends on the party and what's communicated. It could be right for guests to supply the food

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
25 weeks ago

Stockport


"It’s 2024 if there’s not a platter of Costco sandwiches on that damn top table trust I will be out of there STAT "

I want the costco chocolate shortbread there, and the cream filled mini victoria sponges...

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

The last party I hosted had too much food. I ended up sending ateendees home with bags of food and drinks.

I’ve never had the hedgehog and pineapple thing and don’t reckon I ever will.

Jelly and ice cream is another weird party concoction I’ll never eat.

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By *agnar73Man
25 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

I’m very surprised at level of catering demanded.

Guess times have changed.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"I’m very surprised at level of catering demanded.

Guess times have changed."

I think it depends on the type of party too.

It would be silly to expect a full buffet with server if you’re going ti a wine and nibbles party.

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By *agnar73Man
25 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"I’m very surprised at level of catering demanded.

Guess times have changed.

I think it depends on the type of party too.

It would be silly to expect a full buffet with server if you’re going ti a wine and nibbles party. "

I just expect booze on the table really

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By *offee Cocktails and CumCouple
25 weeks ago

Waterlooville


"Nah I don’t eat food fingered by people who don’t wash their hands after a piss.

The mr

this is true. you'll be surprised what germs etc people pick up from this. "

But we’re worried about this after the exchange of intimate body fluids

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
25 weeks ago

North West


"The last party I hosted had too much food. I ended up sending ateendees home with bags of food and drinks.

I’ve never had the hedgehog and pineapple thing and don’t reckon I ever will.

Jelly and ice cream is another weird party concoction I’ll never eat. "

Most of us are just hankering after a 1980s style birthday party for nostalgia purposes. It's like when the oldies reminisce about the good old days and go round trying to catch measles and whooping cough

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"The last party I hosted had too much food. I ended up sending ateendees home with bags of food and drinks.

I’ve never had the hedgehog and pineapple thing and don’t reckon I ever will.

Jelly and ice cream is another weird party concoction I’ll never eat.

Most of us are just hankering after a 1980s style birthday party for nostalgia purposes. It's like when the oldies reminisce about the good old days and go round trying to catch measles and whooping cough "

That were nothing, when I were a lad we used to get sent up chimney

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Well you might as well get a load of junk food from the 24hr garage in advance

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By *eroLondonMan
25 weeks ago

Covent Garden

I expect lashings of ginger beer, lemon sherbets, cucumber sandwiches, jelly tots, french fancies and bottomless Mr. Whippy ice cream.

Is that too much to expect?

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