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By *luehairedcumslut OP Couple
25 weeks ago

St Neots

I am looking for at least 3 other sluts to move into my property. I have a caravan you can all share with shared bathroom facilities.

You will each be fed my cock at least once a day. Food is also available but only if you have been a "good girl" and completed all household chores.

Please do not kink shame me. I'm only trying to find what I am looking for

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
25 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"I am looking for at least 3 other sluts to move into my property. I have a caravan you can all share with shared bathroom facilities.

You will each be fed my cock at least once a day. Food is also available but only if you have been a "good girl" and completed all household chores.

Please do not kink shame me. I'm only trying to find what I am looking for

In!

Mrs TMN x

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By *pinningfasterWoman
25 weeks ago

Birmingham

Well is it a caravan with decking?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
25 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Oh.

Definitely in

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By *r John WickMan
25 weeks ago

The Continental

Boom, there you go.

3 willing volunteers. Now that’s a thread result.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Is there a path to the caravan or will my heels sink in the grass?

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By *ad NannaWoman
25 weeks ago

East London

What kind of food?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
25 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Boom, there you go.

3 willing volunteers. Now that’s a thread result.

You try one next, see what you can get!

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
25 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Everybody take a stand, join the caravan of love.

What type of Caravan we talking? One with wheels or one of them static affairs with a door either side?

Is there a toilet on site? And what's your trip advisor rating?

If we don't like it can we build a yurt?

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Is it a end bedroom? Idealy a swift or a coachman please

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By *r John WickMan
25 weeks ago

The Continental

"Boom, there you go.

3 willing volunteers. Now that’s a thread result.

You try one next, see what you can get!"

3 willing volunteers to redecorate my mystical penis.

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By *ubikslongswordMan
25 weeks ago

East Grinstead

Can I skip the cock?

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

"Boom, there you go.

3 willing volunteers. Now that’s a thread result.

You try one next, see what you can get!

3 willing volunteers to redecorate my mystical penis. "

Can I use glitter?

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
25 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

And can we have your cock cooked by a method of our choosing? I don't like it boiled. What about vegans?? And is it a gluten free cock?

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Least its organic?

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By *luehairedcumslut OP Couple
25 weeks ago

St Neots

Fussy applicants need not apply

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Or free range

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

"I am looking for at least 3 other sluts to move into my property. I have a caravan you can all share with shared bathroom facilities.

You will each be fed my cock at least once a day. Food is also available but only if you have been a "good girl" and completed all household chores.

Please do not kink shame me. I'm only trying to find what I am looking for

Is this a fad diet kind of offer?

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By *r John WickMan
25 weeks ago

The Continental

"Boom, there you go.

3 willing volunteers. Now that’s a thread result.

You try one next, see what you can get!

3 willing volunteers to redecorate my mystical penis.

Can I use glitter?"

Hell why not. Go for it.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Gave me a kick up the arse to get the air b and b finished now tho

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By *jekimMan
25 weeks ago

Wigan

Any other spaces I'm homeless withy dog

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By *r John WickMan
25 weeks ago

The Continental

"And can we have your cock cooked by a method of our choosing? I don't like it boiled. What about vegans?? And is it a gluten free cock?"

Cooked……

We’re getting a bit specialist there aren’t we?

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By *luehairedcumslut OP Couple
25 weeks ago

St Neots

"Can I skip the cock?"

Cock is compulsory

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

"Boom, there you go.

3 willing volunteers. Now that’s a thread result.

You try one next, see what you can get!

3 willing volunteers to redecorate my mystical penis.

Can I use glitter?

Hell why not. Go for it. "

Excellent I'm in ....

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By *ittlebirdWoman
25 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"Fussy applicants need not apply

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
25 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Boom, there you go.

3 willing volunteers. Now that’s a thread result.

You try one next, see what you can get!

3 willing volunteers to redecorate my mystical penis.

Can I use glitter?"

You'd need to sand the paint off first.

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
25 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

"And can we have your cock cooked by a method of our choosing? I don't like it boiled. What about vegans?? And is it a gluten free cock?

Cooked……

We’re getting a bit specialist there aren’t we? "

I have a delicate constitution I'll have you know!!

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By *ubikslongswordMan
25 weeks ago

East Grinstead

"Can I skip the cock?

Cock is compulsory

I'm sorry I'm out

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By *ee12367Man
25 weeks ago

sheffield

Pm me

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By *igR93Man
25 weeks ago

Sarcasm City

"I am looking for at least 3 other sluts to move into my property. I have a caravan you can all share with shared bathroom facilities.

You will each be fed my cock at least once a day. Food is also available but only if you have been a "good girl" and completed all household chores.

Please do not kink shame me. I'm only trying to find what I am looking for

Is the caravan wide berth?

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

"Boom, there you go.

3 willing volunteers. Now that’s a thread result.

You try one next, see what you can get!

3 willing volunteers to redecorate my mystical penis.

Can I use glitter?

You'd need to sand the paint off first.

vigorously .....

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By *oodmessMan
25 weeks ago

yumsville

Is this the Mrs writing.. as I'm not a cannibal but you can call me good girl and will do light duties for sausage

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By *agatoXXXMan
25 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"Boom, there you go.

3 willing volunteers. Now that’s a thread result.

You try one next, see what you can get!

3 willing volunteers to redecorate my mystical penis.

Can I use glitter?"

That sounds like a job for Knitter.

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By *agatoXXXMan
25 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"Is there a path to the caravan or will my heels sink in the grass?"

There'll be a line of pallets to the spot where you have to dig your own latrine, and a leaky bucket for showering.

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By *ris GrayMan
25 weeks ago

Dorchester

"Can I skip the cock?"
no

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By *ohnny DeeeepMan
25 weeks ago

durham

"Oh.

Definitely in

Is that all it takes??

Let me go create a post real quick…

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By *-jonMan
25 weeks ago

London

This caravan seems to be getting overcrowded, any entrepreneurs here, I’m thinking of an overflow campsite to support the high demand

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Serious offers you say?

So how much do you want for the caravan?

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By *ingerNNutsCouple
25 weeks ago

dublin

Yet another couple acc with no male pics

how are we meant to decide otherwise - Mrs

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By *luehairedcumslut OP Couple
25 weeks ago

St Neots

"Yet another couple acc with no male pics

how are we meant to decide otherwise - Mrs

Male pics are given in the final stages of the interview process, I hope this helps with your enquiry

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
25 weeks ago

Leeds

Im guessing this is hyped up more than it should be.

Caravan he says, when actually it’s probably a tranny van with a mattress in the back, covered in suspicious stains.

The mr

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
25 weeks ago

Southampton

"I am looking for at least 3 other sluts to move into my property. I have a caravan you can all share with shared bathroom facilities.

You will each be fed my cock at least once a day. Food is also available but only if you have been a "good girl" and completed all household chores.

Please do not kink shame me. I'm only trying to find what I am looking for

Snigger ....I'm assuming this is a parody of another thread

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By *cott73Man
25 weeks ago

brighton

I bet there's a burnt mattress in the front garden ..

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
25 weeks ago

Weymouth

"I am looking for at least 3 other sluts to move into my property. I have a caravan you can all share with shared bathroom facilities.

You will each be fed my cock at least once a day. Food is also available but only if you have been a "good girl" and completed all household chores.

Please do not kink shame me. I'm only trying to find what I am looking for

Snigger ....I'm assuming this is a parody of another thread

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By *evonrobMan
25 weeks ago

Kingsbridge

Excellent entertainment! There are some cracking senses of humour on here!

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