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"I'm sure this is satirical... Surely... Right??" I'm really hoping so lol but the profile says similar | |||
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"I'm sure this is satirical... Surely... Right??" I think so. Guilford is in the South West says Google | |||
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"I've decided to bite. What does the lucky lady get in return? J" A clean house | |||
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"I'm sure this is satirical... Surely... Right?? I think so. Guilford is in the South West says Google " Ahh SW of London baby! | |||
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"I've decided to bite. What does the lucky lady get in return? J A clean house " And a tall confident guy | |||
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"Sounds brilliant OP. What's the salary like?" | |||
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"?? I happy and simple life filled with sex. I know this isn't for most people but I do think there are women out there that are happy to serve. I watched an episode of wife swap, the one that used to be on channel 4 where they'd spend a week living with another family. In this episode this guy had a wife was exactly as I've described, she even died her hair to plase the father of the family she was staying with. " maybe you could see if she has a sister | |||
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"?? I happy and simple life filled with sex. I know this isn't for most people but I do think there are women out there that are happy to serve. I watched an episode of wife swap, the one that used to be on channel 4 where they'd spend a week living with another family. In this episode this guy had a wife was exactly as I've described, she even died her hair to plase the father of the family she was staying with. " Why you? Come on, let's get the big sell. | |||
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"?? I happy and simple life filled with sex. I know this isn't for most people but I do think there are women out there that are happy to serve. I watched an episode of wife swap, the one that used to be on channel 4 where they'd spend a week living with another family. In this episode this guy had a wife was exactly as I've described, she even died her hair to plase the father of the family she was staying with. " Wife swaps round here is like rocking horse shit. | |||
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"Good evening. Im looking for a Submisdive/Obedient women for a long term relationship. This must be a lifestyle choice and not role play. You should br happy to relocate to the south east. I expect you to keep the house in order as well as clean and cook my food. You must dress seductively at all times. Ocassionally I may have friends around and I'd expect you to act friendly/more than friendly towords them too. " Good luck to you sir. As the old saying goes...."if you don't ask, you don't get". | |||
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"Good evening. Im looking for a Submisdive/Obedient women for a long term relationship. This must be a lifestyle choice and not role play. You should br happy to relocate to the south east. I expect you to keep the house in order as well as clean and cook my food. You must dress seductively at all times. Ocassionally I may have friends around and I'd expect you to act friendly/more than friendly towords them too. " Do you earn enough money to cover 2 people/2 cars/house/bills/food/holidays etc Or are you one of those modern men who wants a traditional wife who is expected to do all the cooking/housework while also working full time? | |||
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"She wouldn't need to work id provide her everything she needs " Is there any trial, probation or cooling off period. Say you don't like the way she sucks your dick, or only wants anal with your mates, maybe scrubs the floors in a thong not in high heels - are like red lines for each of you? | |||
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"She wouldn't need to work id provide her everything she needs " I think that what you describe is a full time job with over time. I'd say she'd be working very hard. Of course you can ask for what you like and I wish you the very best of luck | |||
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"I mean, this really isn't the place I wouldn't have thought. There's other sites where women are looking for this too and groups dedicated to such things. Try there!" Yes. This feels like a thinly dressed up job with less power to leave (your own money?) if things go south. | |||
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"She wouldn't need to work id provide her everything she needs I think that what you describe is a full time job with over time. I'd say she'd be working very hard. Of course you can ask for what you like and I wish you the very best of luck" You word things so beautifully Mrs NC J | |||
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"Good evening. Im looking for a Submisdive/Obedient women for a long term relationship. This must be a lifestyle choice and not role play. You should br happy to relocate to the south east. I expect you to keep the house in order as well as clean and cook my food. You must dress seductively at all times. Ocassionally I may have friends around and I'd expect you to act friendly/more than friendly towords them too. " I think you may have come to the wrong site for that OP | |||
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"Sounds good. I dress seductively. I'm a good cook. I can clean house. And all the cock I can eat? Sign me up. " There you go OP your first volunteer. Who says dreams can't come true? | |||
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"Sounds good. I dress seductively. I'm a good cook. I can clean house. And all the cock I can eat? Sign me up. " Are you sure you checked all the Ts and Cs first darling? | |||
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"Sounds good. I dress seductively. I'm a good cook. I can clean house. And all the cock I can eat? Sign me up. Are you sure you checked all the Ts and Cs first darling? " Oh I'm sure the man can worry about all that stuff. | |||
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"Sounds good. I dress seductively. I'm a good cook. I can clean house. And all the cock I can eat? Sign me up. Are you sure you checked all the Ts and Cs first darling? Oh I'm sure the man can worry about all that stuff. " Aww of course. He will think of everything for you darling don’t worry | |||
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"Sounds good. I dress seductively. I'm a good cook. I can clean house. And all the cock I can eat? Sign me up. There you go OP your first volunteer. Who says dreams can't come true?" Gabrielle said they can. Can’t argue with a woman wearing an eye patch. | |||
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"Good evening. Im looking for a Submisdive/Obedient women for a long term relationship. This must be a lifestyle choice and not role play. You should br happy to relocate to the south east. I expect you to keep the house in order as well as clean and cook my food. You must dress seductively at all times. Ocassionally I may have friends around and I'd expect you to act friendly/more than friendly towords them too. " Fifties household (BDSM) is a thing. Shame I'm not 20 years younger (but at that age I would not have seen the attraction of it). | |||
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"She wouldn't need to work id provide her everything she needs " Count me in, Since I don't have to work and you provide for all my needs I will have a new car, nothing too flash just a porsche. Oh and maybe a few holidays thrown in as well. Only a week at a time, though, but I would require 52 holidays per year. Thank you in advance. When do I start? | |||
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"Good evening. Im looking for a Submisdive/Obedient women for a long term relationship. This must be a lifestyle choice and not role play. You should br happy to relocate to the south east. I expect you to keep the house in order as well as clean and cook my food. You must dress seductively at all times. Ocassionally I may have friends around and I'd expect you to act friendly/more than friendly towords them too. " Craigs list is the way forward.... Mr | |||
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"Good evening. Im looking for a Submisdive/Obedient women for a long term relationship. This must be a lifestyle choice and not role play. You should br happy to relocate to the south east. I expect you to keep the house in order as well as clean and cook my food. You must dress seductively at all times. Ocassionally I may have friends around and I'd expect you to act friendly/more than friendly towords them too. Fifties household (BDSM) is a thing. Shame I'm not 20 years younger (but at that age I would not have seen the attraction of it)." It is a thing but generally a “Craigslist” type ad on a swingers site with no connection, discussion or anything else isn’t really the way to go about it. * obviously only in my opinion. But what would I know? | |||
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"Sounds good. I dress seductively. I'm a good cook. I can clean house. And all the cock I can eat? Sign me up. Are you sure you checked all the Ts and Cs first darling? Oh I'm sure the man can worry about all that stuff. Aww of course. He will think of everything for you darling don’t worry " Now I'd best skip off. My man is bringing the boys from marketing home for dinner, and I've gotba 6 course meal to prepare before I douche, do my makeup, and gargle with salt water to relax the throat muscles... | |||
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"Well OP at least you're honest. But I doubt you'll find a woman of that description on here. Most of the ladies understand that they are the Queen's on here and they call the shots,so to speak. I'm not saying your quest is a pointless one because just as there's many wonderful enlighten ladies out there I'm sure there's ladies who are equally as wonderful but this is exactly what they are looking for. But guy's demanding/asking for such stuff is pretty much frowned upon. But I think you will be looking for a while unless you shop abroad, it sounds like you are looking for a maid and a sex slxve not a partner. Not my idea of a relationship but different folks and all that.." "Are the Queens here and call the shots" "I'm not saying your quest is a pointless one because just as there's many wonderful enlighten [sic] ladies out there" "....unless you shop abroad, it sounds like you are looking for a maid and a sex slxve not a partner." Honestly, words fail me. | |||
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"Well OP at least you're honest. But I doubt you'll find a woman of that description on here. Most of the ladies understand that they are the Queen's on here and they call the shots,so to speak. I'm not saying your quest is a pointless one because just as there's many wonderful enlighten ladies out there I'm sure there's ladies who are equally as wonderful but this is exactly what they are looking for. But guy's demanding/asking for such stuff is pretty much frowned upon. But I think you will be looking for a while unless you shop abroad, it sounds like you are looking for a maid and a sex slxve not a partner. Not my idea of a relationship but different folks and all that.." Is that what you meant to say? J | |||
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"Good evening. Im looking for a Submisdive/Obedient women for a long term relationship. This must be a lifestyle choice and not role play. You should br happy to relocate to the south east. I expect you to keep the house in order as well as clean and cook my food. You must dress seductively at all times. Ocassionally I may have friends around and I'd expect you to act friendly/more than friendly towords them too. Fifties household (BDSM) is a thing. Shame I'm not 20 years younger (but at that age I would not have seen the attraction of it). It is a thing but generally a “Craigslist” type ad on a swingers site with no connection, discussion or anything else isn’t really the way to go about it. * obviously only in my opinion. But what would I know? " I've just done a little research. Craigslist stopped those kinds of ads a while back. However I've just seen "Need lady with a dick" to "live in, no rent" on there. So maybe that's the way forward for the op? | |||
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"Good evening. Im looking for a Submisdive/Obedient women for a long term relationship. This must be a lifestyle choice and not role play. You should br happy to relocate to the south east. I expect you to keep the house in order as well as clean and cook my food. You must dress seductively at all times. Ocassionally I may have friends around and I'd expect you to act friendly/more than friendly towords them too. Fifties household (BDSM) is a thing. Shame I'm not 20 years younger (but at that age I would not have seen the attraction of it). It is a thing but generally a “Craigslist” type ad on a swingers site with no connection, discussion or anything else isn’t really the way to go about it. * obviously only in my opinion. But what would I know? I've just done a little research. Craigslist stopped those kinds of ads a while back. However I've just seen "Need lady with a dick" to "live in, no rent" on there. So maybe that's the way forward for the op?" I’ve seen those ones too. They’re absolutely brilliant | |||
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"Good evening. Im looking for a Submisdive/Obedient women for a long term relationship. This must be a lifestyle choice and not role play. You should br happy to relocate to the south east. I expect you to keep the house in order as well as clean and cook my food. You must dress seductively at all times. Ocassionally I may have friends around and I'd expect you to act friendly/more than friendly towords them too. Fifties household (BDSM) is a thing. Shame I'm not 20 years younger (but at that age I would not have seen the attraction of it). It is a thing but generally a “Craigslist” type ad on a swingers site with no connection, discussion or anything else isn’t really the way to go about it. * obviously only in my opinion. But what would I know? I've just done a little research. Craigslist stopped those kinds of ads a while back. However I've just seen "Need lady with a dick" to "live in, no rent" on there. So maybe that's the way forward for the op? I’ve seen those ones too. They’re absolutely brilliant " New.job on the horizon for you LB Mr | |||
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"Good evening. Im looking for a Submisdive/Obedient women for a long term relationship. This must be a lifestyle choice and not role play. You should br happy to relocate to the south east. I expect you to keep the house in order as well as clean and cook my food. You must dress seductively at all times. Ocassionally I may have friends around and I'd expect you to act friendly/more than friendly towords them too. Fifties household (BDSM) is a thing. Shame I'm not 20 years younger (but at that age I would not have seen the attraction of it). It is a thing but generally a “Craigslist” type ad on a swingers site with no connection, discussion or anything else isn’t really the way to go about it. * obviously only in my opinion. But what would I know? I've just done a little research. Craigslist stopped those kinds of ads a while back. However I've just seen "Need lady with a dick" to "live in, no rent" on there. So maybe that's the way forward for the op? I’ve seen those ones too. They’re absolutely brilliant New.job on the horizon for you LB Mr " I don’t have a dick though | |||
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"Good evening. Im looking for a Submisdive/Obedient women for a long term relationship. This must be a lifestyle choice and not role play. You should br happy to relocate to the south east. I expect you to keep the house in order as well as clean and cook my food. You must dress seductively at all times. Ocassionally I may have friends around and I'd expect you to act friendly/more than friendly towords them too. Fifties household (BDSM) is a thing. Shame I'm not 20 years younger (but at that age I would not have seen the attraction of it). It is a thing but generally a “Craigslist” type ad on a swingers site with no connection, discussion or anything else isn’t really the way to go about it. * obviously only in my opinion. But what would I know? I've just done a little research. Craigslist stopped those kinds of ads a while back. However I've just seen "Need lady with a dick" to "live in, no rent" on there. So maybe that's the way forward for the op?" Hang on... "lady with a dick"? Where's that ad... I know a lovely woman whose bf is an absolute arse, I'm sure she'd be interested. | |||
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"And are you going to fund all the needs and wants of this lucky lady? Or will she have to hold down a job while she also cooks, cleans and services you and your friends? " This is what I want to know... Is your income enough to support 2 people comfortably? As well as providing her expenses? And what about the times if the month when she can't service you and your friends? | |||
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"Good evening. Im looking for a Submisdive/Obedient women for a long term relationship. This must be a lifestyle choice and not role play. You should br happy to relocate to the south east. I expect you to keep the house in order as well as clean and cook my food. You must dress seductively at all times. Ocassionally I may have friends around and I'd expect you to act friendly/more than friendly towords them too. Fifties household (BDSM) is a thing. Shame I'm not 20 years younger (but at that age I would not have seen the attraction of it). It is a thing but generally a “Craigslist” type ad on a swingers site with no connection, discussion or anything else isn’t really the way to go about it. * obviously only in my opinion. But what would I know? I've just done a little research. Craigslist stopped those kinds of ads a while back. However I've just seen "Need lady with a dick" to "live in, no rent" on there. So maybe that's the way forward for the op? I’ve seen those ones too. They’re absolutely brilliant New.job on the horizon for you LB Mr I don’t have a dick though " Buy a synthetic one, solution And change your name to strap on Sally Mr | |||
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"Good evening. Im looking for a Submisdive/Obedient women for a long term relationship. This must be a lifestyle choice and not role play. You should br happy to relocate to the south east. I expect you to keep the house in order as well as clean and cook my food. You must dress seductively at all times. Ocassionally I may have friends around and I'd expect you to act friendly/more than friendly towords them too. Fifties household (BDSM) is a thing. Shame I'm not 20 years younger (but at that age I would not have seen the attraction of it). It is a thing but generally a “Craigslist” type ad on a swingers site with no connection, discussion or anything else isn’t really the way to go about it. * obviously only in my opinion. But what would I know? I've just done a little research. Craigslist stopped those kinds of ads a while back. However I've just seen "Need lady with a dick" to "live in, no rent" on there. So maybe that's the way forward for the op? I’ve seen those ones too. They’re absolutely brilliant New.job on the horizon for you LB Mr I don’t have a dick though Buy a synthetic one, solution And change your name to strap on Sally Mr " Oh god no way too much of an obedient sub for that | |||
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"I'm sure this is satirical... Surely... Right?? I think so. Guilford is in the South West says Google " Thankfully isn't it's firmly in the South East so I can regretfully decline | |||
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"Good evening. Im looking for a Submisdive/Obedient women for a long term relationship. This must be a lifestyle choice and not role play. You should br happy to relocate to the south east. I expect you to keep the house in order as well as clean and cook my food. You must dress seductively at all times. Ocassionally I may have friends around and I'd expect you to act friendly/more than friendly towords them too. Fifties household (BDSM) is a thing. Shame I'm not 20 years younger (but at that age I would not have seen the attraction of it). It is a thing but generally a “Craigslist” type ad on a swingers site with no connection, discussion or anything else isn’t really the way to go about it. * obviously only in my opinion. But what would I know? I've just done a little research. Craigslist stopped those kinds of ads a while back. However I've just seen "Need lady with a dick" to "live in, no rent" on there. So maybe that's the way forward for the op? I’ve seen those ones too. They’re absolutely brilliant New.job on the horizon for you LB Mr I don’t have a dick though Buy a synthetic one, solution And change your name to strap on Sally Mr " The ad states "be very fonctionnel between legs". Sorry to disappoint. Although if the strap on user wields it well... who knows? | |||
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" The ad states "be very fonctionnel between legs". Sorry to disappoint. Although if the strap on user wields it well... who knows? " Oh god. Poor spelling is a hard limit for me so I’m out | |||
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"And are you going to fund all the needs and wants of this lucky lady? Or will she have to hold down a job while she also cooks, cleans and services you and your friends? This is what I want to know... Is your income enough to support 2 people comfortably? As well as providing her expenses? And what about the times if the month when she can't service you and your friends?" That's the beauty of a TV wife... | |||
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" The ad states "be very fonctionnel between legs". Sorry to disappoint. Although if the strap on user wields it well... who knows? Oh god. Poor spelling is a hard limit for me so I’m out " It's French, darling. You're so unsophisticated... | |||
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" The ad states "be very fonctionnel between legs". Sorry to disappoint. Although if the strap on user wields it well... who knows? Oh god. Poor spelling is a hard limit for me so I’m out " Gotta love a sub who know her hard limits Mr | |||
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"Good evening. Im looking for a Submisdive/Obedient women for a long term relationship. This must be a lifestyle choice and not role play. You should br happy to relocate to the south east. I expect you to keep the house in order as well as clean and cook my food. You must dress seductively at all times. Ocassionally I may have friends around and I'd expect you to act friendly/more than friendly towords them too. " Hehe Ooh la la Submisdive | |||
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"Good evening. Im looking for a Submisdive/Obedient women for a long term relationship. This must be a lifestyle choice and not role play. You should br happy to relocate to the south east. I expect you to keep the house in order as well as clean and cook my food. You must dress seductively at all times. Ocassionally I may have friends around and I'd expect you to act friendly/more than friendly towords them too. Hehe Ooh la la Submisdive " That water bed sex | |||
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"Good evening. Im looking for a Submisdive/Obedient women for a long term relationship. This must be a lifestyle choice and not role play. You should br happy to relocate to the south east. I expect you to keep the house in order as well as clean and cook my food. You must dress seductively at all times. Ocassionally I may have friends around and I'd expect you to act friendly/more than friendly towords them too. " Can I be slightly overweight and get a lifetime supply of rum? If so, in. | |||
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"Seduction never on here it's not healthy or wealthy makes me skint just popping boobs in a homeless bra" holeless | |||
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"And I thought I'd seen it all on here " And then fab turns up and surprises ya Mr | |||
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"And I thought I'd seen it all on here And then fab turns up and surprises ya Mr " I think OP wants a stepford wife sex bot ..... I can not for the life of me see any rational lady finding it an attractive offer. | |||
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"And I thought I'd seen it all on here And then fab turns up and surprises ya Mr " I think I've had enough Internet for the day | |||
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"And I thought I'd seen it all on here And then fab turns up and surprises ya Mr I think OP wants a stepford wife sex bot ..... I can not for the life of me see any rational lady finding it an attractive offer. " I think a Fembot from Austin Powers would be better | |||
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"And I thought I'd seen it all on here And then fab turns up and surprises ya Mr I think OP wants a stepford wife sex bot ..... I can not for the life of me see any rational lady finding it an attractive offer. " You mean you don't find the offer appealing, you ladies don't know your born, OP will show you the way to submissive servitude....pinny n heels thrown in... Mr | |||
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"And I thought I'd seen it all on here And then fab turns up and surprises ya Mr I think OP wants a stepford wife sex bot ..... I can not for the life of me see any rational lady finding it an attractive offer. I think a Fembot from Austin Powers would be better " Ooh, machine gun titties! | |||
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"And I thought I'd seen it all on here And then fab turns up and surprises ya Mr I think OP wants a stepford wife sex bot ..... I can not for the life of me see any rational lady finding it an attractive offer. You mean you don't find the offer appealing, you ladies don't know your born, OP will show you the way to submissive servitude....pinny n heels thrown in... Mr " Do I have to wear them to do the supermarket shop and walk the dog? | |||
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"And I thought I'd seen it all on here And then fab turns up and surprises ya Mr I think OP wants a stepford wife sex bot ..... I can not for the life of me see any rational lady finding it an attractive offer. I think a Fembot from Austin Powers would be better Ooh, machine gun titties!" Oooh where can I get myself some of those? | |||
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"how about not shaming the op hes not asking for anything that not already on here or the scene as a whole theres lots of sub dom relationships and there quite a few women that seek them people forget that kink shaming is not cool .... but it ok cause we sheep and all jump in.. there are 100s if not 1000s of dom/sub relationship on the swinging scene and fab as swinging and kinks cross over the forum are for all not the few just my opinion We are in a dom/sub relationship and I've seen plenty of others in them too... This isnt that..." 100% agreed | |||
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"Instead of taking the piss out of the OP and kink shaming him at least he's had the balls to post this and be open about what he's looking for. Stranger things have happened. This does not appeal to me but doesn't mean it won't appeal to someone. Think people need to be somewhat less judgemental." I've not seen much kink shaming. However as a sub I feel quite prepared to challenge the OP on what they're offering. Which is precisely nothing. J | |||
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"Instead of taking the piss out of the OP and kink shaming him at least he's had the balls to post this and be open about what he's looking for. Stranger things have happened. This does not appeal to me but doesn't mean it won't appeal to someone. Think people need to be somewhat less judgemental. I've not seen much kink shaming. However as a sub I feel quite prepared to challenge the OP on what they're offering. Which is precisely nothing. J" Agreed | |||
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"how about not shaming the op hes not asking for anything that not already on here or the scene as a whole theres lots of sub dom relationships and there quite a few women that seek them people forget that kink shaming is not cool .... but it ok cause we sheep and all jump in.. there are 100s if not 1000s of dom/sub relationship on the swinging scene and fab as swinging and kinks cross over the forum are for all not the few just my opinion We are in a dom/sub relationship and I've seen plenty of others in them too... This isnt that..." You have the template for all Dom/sub relationships? I think not. As I stated earlier, it's the fifties household scene. Each relationship is unique whether you think you have a typical 2024 type relationship, or one of many BDSM influenced relationships. | |||
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"I haven't seen any kind of kink to shame tbh. Having a skivvy be at your beck and call and wait on you doesn't seem to come from a place of kink " pretty sure that just life without giving them labels ie mum dad and staff one way ir another most of us are just skivvies for a pay check | |||
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"Good evening. Im looking for a Submisdive/Obedient women for a long term relationship. This must be a lifestyle choice and not role play. You should br happy to relocate to the south east. I expect you to keep the house in order as well as clean and cook my food. You must dress seductively at all times. Ocassionally I may have friends around and I'd expect you to act friendly/more than friendly towords them too. I think the flux capacitor in my Peugeot 206 has taken me back the 1950's " Were you going at 55? | |||
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"Good evening. Im looking for a Submisdive/Obedient women for a long term relationship. This must be a lifestyle choice and not role play. You should br happy to relocate to the south east. I expect you to keep the house in order as well as clean and cook my food. You must dress seductively at all times. Ocassionally I may have friends around and I'd expect you to act friendly/more than friendly towords them too. I think the flux capacitor in my Peugeot 206 has taken me back the 1950's Were you going at 55? " Backwards | |||
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"how about not shaming the op hes not asking for anything that not already on here or the scene as a whole theres lots of sub dom relationships and there quite a few women that seek them people forget that kink shaming is not cool .... but it ok cause we sheep and all jump in.. there are 100s if not 1000s of dom/sub relationship on the swinging scene and fab as swinging and kinks cross over the forum are for all not the few just my opinion Guessing it would be a different response to a women asking for a guy to do similar...probably a lot of comments of 'if you find one, can you send him here too'. Good old Fab Forum, it has standards, which are usually doubled Are you really moaning and complaining about stuff in this thread that’s only happened in your imagination? " Also people claiming kink shaming, this apparently isn't kink related sooo.. | |||
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"how about not shaming the op hes not asking for anything that not already on here or the scene as a whole theres lots of sub dom relationships and there quite a few women that seek them people forget that kink shaming is not cool .... but it ok cause we sheep and all jump in.. there are 100s if not 1000s of dom/sub relationship on the swinging scene and fab as swinging and kinks cross over the forum are for all not the few just my opinion Guessing it would be a different response to a women asking for a guy to do similar...probably a lot of comments of 'if you find one, can you send him here too'. Good old Fab Forum, it has standards, which are usually doubled Are you really moaning and complaining about stuff in this thread that’s only happened in your imagination? Also people claiming kink shaming, this apparently isn't kink related sooo.." Oh but it is | |||
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"You’d be better off finding a relationship like this on a different site OP. But if you’re serious about your post you probably know this already, maybe you just wanted the reaction - Mrs" Search ; kajira or gorean sIave OP | |||
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"how about not shaming the op hes not asking for anything that not already on here or the scene as a whole theres lots of sub dom relationships and there quite a few women that seek them people forget that kink shaming is not cool .... but it ok cause we sheep and all jump in.. there are 100s if not 1000s of dom/sub relationship on the swinging scene and fab as swinging and kinks cross over the forum are for all not the few just my opinion Guessing it would be a different response to a women asking for a guy to do similar...probably a lot of comments of 'if you find one, can you send him here too'. Good old Fab Forum, it has standards, which are usually doubled Are you really moaning and complaining about stuff in this thread that’s only happened in your imagination? Also people claiming kink shaming, this apparently isn't kink related sooo.. Oh but it is" Yep! | |||
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"You’ll find someone, I’m confident. " Yeah, but how to choose from all the applicants … won’t be easy. Happy to help | |||
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"Profile is exceptionally low effort, I have a feeling his search has more in common with viral marketing than dating. " I'm pretty sure he didn't ask for a profile critique!! | |||
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"Profile is exceptionally low effort, I have a feeling his search has more in common with viral marketing than dating. I'm pretty sure he didn't ask for a profile critique!!" Oh I wasn’t speaking to him directly, I’d have said “your” instead of “his” if I were. | |||
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"Good evening. Im looking for a Submisdive/Obedient women for a long term relationship. This must be a lifestyle choice and not role play. You should br happy to relocate to the south east. I expect you to keep the house in order as well as clean and cook my food. You must dress seductively at all times. Ocassionally I may have friends around and I'd expect you to act friendly/more than friendly towords them too. " This is a scenario I almost found myself in 5 years ago! i would suggest that the forum probably isn't where you'll get any positive interaction... Perhaps add it to your profile on the off-chance (apologies if you already have). As others have said if this is a serious desire, a more specialised website would probably be a better place to find a 24/7 D/s or Master / sl*ve connection Good luck to you | |||
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"so anyone into kink bdsm or other lifestyles are not suppose to be on here ??? swinging is a open scene that crosses many lifesyles and kinks all are welcome and by the looks of many members there are loads here all ready ...telling the op to go elsewhere is not cool and for all you know he may already be oin those other sites too kink is for anyone that includes swingers if not then why are so many swinger clubs having kink nights or have bdsm rooms some very sort sighted people on here i must say " You might even enjoy "training" her. | |||
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"so anyone into kink bdsm or other lifestyles are not suppose to be on here ??? swinging is a open scene that crosses many lifesyles and kinks all are welcome and by the looks of many members there are loads here all ready ...telling the op to go elsewhere is not cool and for all you know he may already be oin those other sites too kink is for anyone that includes swingers if not then why are so many swinger clubs having kink nights or have bdsm rooms some very sort sighted people on here i must say " I am with _oxy j on this. OP's approach may not be everyone's cup of tea, but a few years back the comment used to be that if you are into BDSM Fab was the wrong place. There now seems to be an increasing minority on Fab claiming they are into BDSM. Although arguably if your BDSM is not based on having sex, and if your toys are not a sole paddle accompanied with items for use on the genitals, Fab may still be the wrong place. | |||
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"so anyone into kink bdsm or other lifestyles are not suppose to be on here ??? swinging is a open scene that crosses many lifesyles and kinks all are welcome and by the looks of many members there are loads here all ready ...telling the op to go elsewhere is not cool and for all you know he may already be oin those other sites too kink is for anyone that includes swingers if not then why are so many swinger clubs having kink nights or have bdsm rooms some very sort sighted people on here i must say " I don't think anyone has said that you can't. There are swinging/kink events organised via this site, which I've attended. And it's something I've spoken about a lot on the forum in the past. But what the OP is looking for is not usually found in swinging clubs. So to be fair many have suggested he may have better chances at finding what he is looking for on other sites. I don't see this as a negative comment. | |||
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