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most obscenely perverted filthy thing you've ever done!?

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By *arkbigcock300 OP   Man
25 weeks ago

LONDONDERRY

ive a few perverted little secrets

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By *ycanNightsMan
25 weeks ago

Workington

I don't consider anything I've done. Perverted or filthy...

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
25 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

That’s nice

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Running through fields of wheat

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
25 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Oh, goodness me. Well, I suppose... gosh. Do you know, I'm not quite sure. Nobody is ever perfectly behaved, are they? I mean, you know, I have to confess, when me and my friend, sort of, used to run through the fields of wheat, the farmers weren't too pleased about that.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"Oh, goodness me. Well, I suppose... gosh. Do you know, I'm not quite sure. Nobody is ever perfectly behaved, are they? I mean, you know, I have to confess, when me and my friend, sort of, used to run through the fields of wheat, the farmers weren't too pleased about that."

Beat you!

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By *zeroMan
25 weeks ago

Glasgow

I didn't wash my rice before I cooked it.

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By *illy IdolMan
25 weeks ago

Midlands


"Running through fields of wheat"

Not sure the farmer would be happy about that

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By *illy IdolMan
25 weeks ago

Midlands


"Running through fields of wheat

Not sure the farmer would be happy about that"

Too slow, Willy!

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"Running through fields of wheat

Not sure the farmer would be happy about that"

He was quite obscene to me, calling me a little pervert. But you should have seen the girl behind me, she really got in trouble (she was a ditherer)

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
25 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"I didn't wash my rice before I cooked it."

It will be covered in filthy starch water don’t you know?

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
25 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"Oh, goodness me. Well, I suppose... gosh. Do you know, I'm not quite sure. Nobody is ever perfectly behaved, are they? I mean, you know, I have to confess, when me and my friend, sort of, used to run through the fields of wheat, the farmers weren't too pleased about that.

Beat you! "

Accuracy over speed for me

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By *a LunaWoman
25 weeks ago

South Wales

I once wanked a guy by the side of the dance floor in a Club.

Although if I was a real dirty bitch I would have made him cum. Somebody else needed smooching so off I went

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"Oh, goodness me. Well, I suppose... gosh. Do you know, I'm not quite sure. Nobody is ever perfectly behaved, are they? I mean, you know, I have to confess, when me and my friend, sort of, used to run through the fields of wheat, the farmers weren't too pleased about that.

Beat you!

Accuracy over speed for me "

I always take too long to type the damn thing, in which time someone else has nicked my thought - so I just went for it this time.

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By *exysoul888TV/TS
25 weeks ago

Newcastle

I ate a whole bag of Wine Gums in one sitting...

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By *luebell888Woman
25 weeks ago

Glasgowish

Sucked his cock after it had been up my arse. Not deliberately of course I just got caught up in the heat of the moment.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Stuck a finger up my nose digging for gold whilst sat at a red light. The most perverted bit though was looking over and seeing the face a hot guy m the car next to me pulled watching me digging for the gold.

Gold was not secured that day. Filth awaits in my future.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
25 weeks ago

Reading


"I didn't wash my rice before I cooked it."

Are you supposed to?

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By *ell GwynnWoman
25 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

Cuddled after sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"I didn't wash my rice before I cooked it.

Are you supposed to?"

I’m blocking you.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"Cuddled after sex. "
nah you’d have to [redacted] me before I volunteered this information

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By *weet and SpiceCouple
25 weeks ago

Around the Midlands

I heard someone sneeze and didn't say "bless you"

Quite the rebel hey

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

I once went down on a girl. And let’s be honest, that’s pretty filthy.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"I once went down on a girl. And let’s be honest, that’s pretty filthy. "
maybe I nyammed batty too. But I’m not gonna say whether that’s true or not.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
25 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Eaten a whole box of Cadbury Fingers super sneakily so I didn't have to share them.

J

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
25 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Eaten a whole box of Cadbury Fingers super sneakily so I didn't have to share them.

J"

Family Pack.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"Eaten a whole box of Cadbury Fingers super sneakily so I didn't have to share them.

J

Family Pack. "

how many fingers is that

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
25 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"Eaten a whole box of Cadbury Fingers super sneakily so I didn't have to share them.

J

Family Pack.

how many fingers is that "

still not enough

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
25 weeks ago

Leeds


"ive a few perverted little secrets "

That doesn’t sound noncey at all.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"Eaten a whole box of Cadbury Fingers super sneakily so I didn't have to share them.

J

Family Pack.

how many fingers is that

still not enough "

it didn’t fill you up? Blood of Jesus

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By *r John WickMan
25 weeks ago

The Continental

It depends on your way of thinking.

Some would say that me going to a man’s house and putting my dick in his bum, or his dick up my bum, is perverted and filthy.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"It depends on your way of thinking.

Some would say that me going to a man’s house and putting my dick in his bum, or his dick up my bum, is perverted and filthy. "

I would not say that

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"It depends on your way of thinking.

Some would say that me going to a man’s house and putting my dick in his bum, or his dick up my bum, is perverted and filthy. I would not say that "

It depends if he has washed his bum (or had colonic irrigation) first

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"It depends on your way of thinking.

Some would say that me going to a man’s house and putting my dick in his bum, or his dick up my bum, is perverted and filthy. I would not say that

It depends if he has washed his bum (or had colonic irrigation) first "

JW definitely douches. Have some respect!

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By *r John WickMan
25 weeks ago

The Continental


"It depends on your way of thinking.

Some would say that me going to a man’s house and putting my dick in his bum, or his dick up my bum, is perverted and filthy. I would not say that

It depends if he has washed his bum (or had colonic irrigation) first JW definitely douches. Have some respect!"

I’ve been called a douchbag, so your probably right

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"It depends on your way of thinking.

Some would say that me going to a man’s house and putting my dick in his bum, or his dick up my bum, is perverted and filthy. I would not say that

It depends if he has washed his bum (or had colonic irrigation) first JW definitely douches. Have some respect!"

I'm worried about his profile pic, I think someone may have given him an infection

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By *illy IdolMan
25 weeks ago

Midlands


"It depends on your way of thinking.

Some would say that me going to a man’s house and putting my dick in his bum, or his dick up my bum, is perverted and filthy. "

If you get down to red or orange you're definitely a pervert

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By *r John WickMan
25 weeks ago

The Continental


"It depends on your way of thinking.

Some would say that me going to a man’s house and putting my dick in his bum, or his dick up my bum, is perverted and filthy.

If you get down to red or orange you're definitely a pervert "

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"It depends on your way of thinking.

Some would say that me going to a man’s house and putting my dick in his bum, or his dick up my bum, is perverted and filthy.

If you get down to red or orange you're definitely a pervert "

If its only the purple, than you are probably an unmarried Mormon!

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
25 weeks ago

Reading


"I didn't wash my rice before I cooked it.

Are you supposed to? I’m blocking you. "

Harsh

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Hand holding before marriage.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"I didn't wash my rice before I cooked it.

Are you supposed to? I’m blocking you.

Harsh"

Hey, at least you know the reason?

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By *unchalMan
25 weeks ago

Dartford


"I don't consider anything I've done. Perverted or filthy..."

I once finished my mug of tea, drained to the bottom filled with disintegrated bourbon biscuit. I only did it once.

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By *rHotNottsMan
25 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Instructed someone to remove their underwear at a group social once and put them into my pocket. It was only a bit of fun but seems it offended a few people

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By *ittlebirdWoman
25 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Nothing. I’m an angel.

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By *ibbleyanutsMan
25 weeks ago

Eastwood /Leigh on sea

I voted Tory once....

Nah just kidding, even I'm not that sick

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By *aturefunswTV/TS
25 weeks ago

bristol

Well I once had a tv off here unplug herself and release 3 loads onto my face and mouth x where does that rate x

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By *eeper ThanMan
25 weeks ago

Dartford


"Stuck a finger up my nose digging for gold whilst sat at a red light. The most perverted bit though was looking over and seeing the face a hot guy m the car next to me pulled watching me digging for the gold.

Gold was not secured that day. Filth awaits in my future. "

Gold boggies wow impressive is the the human equivalent of the hen that lays golden eggs ???

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By *ah HumbugMan
25 weeks ago

here and there

I can't publicly say

And that's not an invite to message me asking

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By *unchalMan
25 weeks ago

Dartford


"Instructed someone to remove their underwear at a group social once and put them into my pocket. It was only a bit of fun but seems it offended a few people"

Sounds like fun. Why were they offended? (and who gives a fuck? Between you and them.)

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Once took my thong off put it inside myself for a few mins then put it in my husbands mouth on a plane

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By *immyinreadingMan
25 weeks ago

henley on thames


"I can't publicly say

And that's not an invite to message me asking "

“I’ve got a big secret and I’m my telling you”?

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By *ris GrayMan
25 weeks ago

Dorchester


"Well I once had a tv off here unplug herself and release 3 loads onto my face and mouth x where does that rate x"
unplug what?

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Oh it absolutely can not be revealed publicly

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By *ife NinjaMan
25 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Eaten a cheese and onion sandwich in the bath

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By *y AmoreMan
25 weeks ago

london


"I didn't wash my rice before I cooked it.

Are you supposed to?"

Yes… People of fab please wash your rice before you cook it.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"I didn't wash my rice before I cooked it.

Are you supposed to?

Yes… People of fab please wash your rice before you cook it. "

What happens if the people of Fab do not wash their rice before cooking it? Is it just utter filth?

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By *iaisonseekerMan
25 weeks ago

Liverpool


"Once took my thong off put it inside myself for a few mins then put it in my husbands mouth on a plane"

Was this before or after you married him? I'd have proposed on the spot!

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By *cLovin2Man
25 weeks ago

Reading


"I didn't wash my rice before I cooked it.

Are you supposed to?

Yes… People of fab please wash your rice before you cook it.

What happens if the people of Fab do not wash their rice before cooking it? Is it just utter filth?"

No, it means you're eating the crap waste that's all over the rice, you should wash it at least 3 times.

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By *pinningfasterWoman
25 weeks ago

Birmingham

I held hands with 2 people at the same time once

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By *cLovin2Man
25 weeks ago

Reading


"I held hands with 2 people at the same time once"

I'd have been more impressed if you replaced the word "hands" with the word "dicks"

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By *ig Trent steelMan
25 weeks ago

Manchester

I have done so many

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By *ysizeMan
25 weeks ago

Nottingham (ish)

Um,

Joined a swingers website?

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By *FNMLMCMan
25 weeks ago

Sunderland

Wanked in front of my sister

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By *ucka39Man
25 weeks ago

Newcastle

Filthy always but never perverted it's where I draw the line

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"I once wanked a guy by the side of the dance floor in a Club.

Although if I was a real dirty bitch I would have made him cum. Somebody else needed smooching so off I went "

Done that too haha

Had sex on a bed whilst a relation was in a d*unken stupor lying next to us lmao she woke up whilst we were fucking. Naughty I know but it was secretly thrilling

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By *usty KnightMan
25 weeks ago

Istanbul

Secretly Played with a stranger under a pub table while my GF was sat at the same table.

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By *igboro01Man
25 weeks ago

Middlesbrough

A few months ago I went and had sex with a woman I know. I was in the moment. I spunked in her arse then decided to eat it out of her before kissing her

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Fisting a girl on her period

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
25 weeks ago

St Leonards

Yer mam .

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
25 weeks ago

Southampton


"It depends on your way of thinking.

Some would say that me going to a man’s house and putting my dick in his bum, or his dick up my bum, is perverted and filthy. "

That'd hot not filthy

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

I may of licked wine out of a female recently

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By *host63Man
25 weeks ago

Bedfont Feltham

If its between consenting adults nothing is perverted.

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By *2000ManMan
25 weeks ago

Worthing

Pro-filmed pouring the contents of my used condom into an eager womans mouth. I am on the big screen somewhere doing just that!

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
25 weeks ago

Hereabouts

Shh, don't tell anyone, I wee with the door open.

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By *urry BlokeMan
25 weeks ago

Stalybridge

The things I did when I used to drink make me shudder to this day

Some were essentially on the comedic / cringe scale (trying to engage an elderly muslim taxi driver into an all bloke foursome being one)

Others could have seen me in trouble for public indecency charges more than once

Friends often ask why I don't drink "did you used to have a drink problem?"

No, I didn't, but lets just say that me, alcohol and having any barriers AT ALL are not natural bed fellows

Me not drinking is purely self imposed restraint

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By *ifty69Man
25 weeks ago

north tyneside


"Wanked in front of my sister "
wtf

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By *sharpe26Man
25 weeks ago

Walsall

Got a hand job in the library at uni... Made the student debt worthwhile to be fair

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By *ansoffateMan
25 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"I didn't wash my rice before I cooked it.

Are you supposed to?

Yes… People of fab please wash your rice before you cook it.

What happens if the people of Fab do not wash their rice before cooking it? Is it just utter filth?"

It makes a right mess of your pan and tastes nasty.

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By (user no longer on site)
24 weeks ago

A few naughty secrets lol

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