FabSwingers.com forum: Signs you are terrible in bed?

By *aptain V OP Man
25 weeks ago

Birstall, Leicester

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By *ris GrayMan
25 weeks ago

Dorchester

The woman keeps pushing you out

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
25 weeks ago

Essex

I wouldn’t know

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
25 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Lack of repeat customers

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By *ellhungvweMan
25 weeks ago

Cheltenham

I am obviously terrible because she usually cums really quickly. I know she is just trying to help me improve when she wants to go again almost immediately but then she cums again and again and again. How is a chap to improve if all she does is orgasm?

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By *exbecs24Woman
25 weeks ago

Folkstone

Try and orgasm together

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By *mily36CWoman
25 weeks ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

They keep looking at their watch, even an imaginary one

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By *exbecs24Woman
25 weeks ago

Folkstone

I never rate my level of sex..

Had none for awhile

waiting for the perfect match so we cum together in unison for the sake of Fab sex society never mind swinging

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By *reative-mindMan
25 weeks ago

Exeter

I'm great in bed, can sleep all night long.

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By *exbecs24Woman
25 weeks ago

Folkstone

Never turn up

Leave in hurry

Just cannot get an errection

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
25 weeks ago

Leeds

She finishes herself off.

The mr

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By *mmaleiaWoman
25 weeks ago

East Northamptonshire

You get blocked

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

This thread is going to be depressing for me. But I’m feeling masochistic

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By *ripfillMan
25 weeks ago

havant

"Try and orgasm together

Arghhhhhhhh

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By *oiluvfunMan
25 weeks ago

Penrith

Your bed is empty……

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By *ripfillMan
25 weeks ago

havant

Worst sex …. Making love, when

she is trying to put her shoes back on

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By *inosaur PantsMan
25 weeks ago

Stourbridge

When I have to sleep on the sofa every night because I keep her awake with my farts and snoring

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By *aptain V OP Man
25 weeks ago

Birstall, Leicester

"You get blocked"

Awww that's not good

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By *glyBettyTV/TS
25 weeks ago

About 3 feet away from the fence

When your sales pitch to girls is how great you are at licking

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By *y AmoreMan
25 weeks ago

london

You hear the front door close as your reaching for the lube

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

" Signs you are terrible in bed?"

Your mum still comes round to change the sheets on your Mack + Milo Rhawnhurst Car Bed that you've slept in since you were nine

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
25 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Even your best sexy wiggle and oral game don't get him hard!

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By *eyond PurityCouple
25 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

You can’t remember which hole it goes in

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By *r John WickMan
25 weeks ago

The Continental

After writing the world’s most glorious veri, gushing at how amazing the sex was, you never receive one back. You KNOW you’ve been shit.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
25 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

They don’t want a repeat performance

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
25 weeks ago

somewhere

"They don’t want a repeat performance

Took the words right out of my mouth x

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By *imply DeeWoman
25 weeks ago

Wherever

There’s no plans to meet again

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By *imply DeeWoman
25 weeks ago

Wherever

"After writing the world’s most glorious veri, gushing at how amazing the sex was, you never receive one back. You KNOW you’ve been shit.

This hurts.

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By *nnCeeWoman
25 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

You wake up with all the covers wrapped 'round you, with the other side's pillows and occupant on the floor, shivering or indignant/angry

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
25 weeks ago

Reading

Even the desperate won't come back

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

"They don’t want a repeat performance

Message received

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By *urnedoutniceagainMan
25 weeks ago

louth

She says “you can put it in now” just as you’re pulling it out

She says “ that ceiling really needs painting “ halfway through

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By *erryspringerMan
25 weeks ago

Glasgow

When you start visiting gloryholes

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By *4bimMan
25 weeks ago

Farnborough Hampshire

the cat walks in and play stops instantly

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

I actually did this once. Not with someone I met here.

They fall asleep mid sex.

I was in my 20s, went on a third or fourth date with a French man. Ended up back at his after some event he took me to. Watched a film and had sex. I fell asleep mid sex. It was our first time having sex. To my defence, I had just returned from a 16 hour flight and was severely jet lagged.

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
25 weeks ago

Maidstone

Being blocked. Ouch that smarts

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
25 weeks ago

Maidstone

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By *mf123Man
25 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

Luckily not sonething iv ever needed to worry about

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By *ontroselad69Man
25 weeks ago

Montrose

You get told your shite lol

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By *reggSausageMan
25 weeks ago

derby

I feel seen

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By *ris GrayMan
25 weeks ago

Dorchester

Even the bed yawns

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

"I actually did this once. Not with someone I met here.

They fall asleep mid sex.

I did not quite have the same, she said at the outset one time that she wanted to come, but after that she was going to fall asleep and I could finish off if I wanted to. I took her up on the first bit, but then spooned her as she fell asleep.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

I've got a huge neon sign above my bed that says "terrible in bed"

It's very Instagrammable.

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By *olvesfunguyMan
25 weeks ago

WOLVERHAMPTON

When they keep calling me Justin!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
25 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"I've got a huge neon sign above my bed that says "terrible in bed"

It's very Instagrammable."

Is it next to the live laugh love one?

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By *lym4realCouple
25 weeks ago

plymouth

Mr4 is quite happy being crap in bed and has a very small penis and is a proud member of the minger club !

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

"I've got a huge neon sign above my bed that says "terrible in bed"

It's very Instagrammable."

Is that why you fancy outdoor sex?

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

"I've got a huge neon sign above my bed that says "terrible in bed"

It's very Instagrammable.

Is it next to the live laugh love one? "

That's in the kitchen.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

"I've got a huge neon sign above my bed that says "terrible in bed"

It's very Instagrammable.

Is that why you fancy outdoor sex?

I make sure I carve it into a tree.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
25 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"I've got a huge neon sign above my bed that says "terrible in bed"

It's very Instagrammable.

Is it next to the live laugh love one?

That's in the kitchen."

I thought you would the “this is our house rules” sign in the kitchen

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

"I've got a huge neon sign above my bed that says "terrible in bed"

It's very Instagrammable.

Is it next to the live laugh love one?

That's in the kitchen.

I thought you would the “this is our house rules” sign in the kitchen

That's in the hallway.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Starts looking at her phone while you hump away....

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By *illan-KillashMan
25 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

Up until recently I thought I was a pretty good lover. Turns out my playmate had asthma.

We went shopping a while back, I got her a new pair of Manolos for her birthday, we get home, she's so aroused I get dragged into bed. Halfway through I feel her struggling to get her legs wrapped round me.

I thought we were have great sex and she wanted a bit more of me inside her.

Turns out she was just trying the shoes on......

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By *cottish guy 555Man
25 weeks ago

London

"I've got a huge neon sign above my bed that says "terrible in bed"

It's very Instagrammable.

Is it next to the live laugh love one?

That's in the kitchen.

I thought you would the “this is our house rules” sign in the kitchen

That's in the hallway."

Next to the hang in there cat picture.

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By *ostAirmenMan
25 weeks ago

crewe

When you intentionally pull out and smash you cock into her perineum rather than continue .

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

"Being blocked. Ouch that smarts "
get over it babe

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

When both of you are crying

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Lots of one night stands.

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
25 weeks ago

Wales

When they stop you and offer mutual masturbation instead

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
25 weeks ago

Maidstone

"Being blocked. Ouch that smarts get over it babe

Fcuk you!!

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

"When they stop you and offer mutual masturbation instead

I’m happy to do that with you in any order…

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By *ell GwynnWoman
25 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

They say "Nell, you are truly terrible in bed", then make me leave. I've come to expect it now.

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By *igronnie89Man
25 weeks ago

near you

"They say "Nell, you are truly terrible in bed", then make me leave. I've come to expect it now."

Im sure youre not terrible in bed x

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By *igronnie89Man
25 weeks ago

near you

When they look forward to going home for sex with the hubby

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By *enegadeMMan
25 weeks ago

Oxfordshire

They come back for more?

They don’t orgasm?

Chats fizzle out after meeting?

Removed as friend?

Blocked?

Oh damn I think I’ve just had a realisation moment

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By *ell GwynnWoman
25 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

"They say "Nell, you are truly terrible in bed", then make me leave. I've come to expect it now.

Im sure youre not terrible in bed x"

I'm joking! I'm actually abysmal.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

"They say "Nell, you are truly terrible in bed", then make me leave. I've come to expect it now.

Im sure youre not terrible in bed x

I'm joking! I'm actually abysmal. "

This, I refuse to believe

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By *r John WickMan
25 weeks ago

The Continental

You don’t get a second invitation after suggesting “see you again sometime?”

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By *ell GwynnWoman
25 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

"They say "Nell, you are truly terrible in bed", then make me leave. I've come to expect it now.

Im sure youre not terrible in bed x

I'm joking! I'm actually abysmal.

This, I refuse to believe "

Still joking

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By *tleystagMan
25 weeks ago

ilkley

"They say "Nell, you are truly terrible in bed", then make me leave. I've come to expect it now.

Im sure youre not terrible in bed x

I'm joking! I'm actually abysmal. "

I think you deserve a second, independent opinion. Drop me a line.

Sorry, I know that was obvious but I couldn't resist.

However, please do drop me a line

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
25 weeks ago

North West

You wanna snuggle after.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

"You wanna snuggle after."
yeah. They want another round

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
25 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

When you read all about it on toilet walls!!

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
25 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

Or Facebook

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
25 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"When you read all about it on toilet walls!!

Ooooh you've given your age away there...

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By *ltrMan
25 weeks ago

sheffield

Mine was she ran off with our fwb ( justice was done last year he fxxked off with a younger model I laughed my head off when she came asking for forgiveness

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
25 weeks ago

North West

"When you read all about it on toilet walls!!

Ooooh you've given your age away there...

What's my age again?

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
25 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

"When you read all about it on toilet walls!!

Ooooh you've given your age away there...

What's my age again?"

Are we turning this into a guessing game?

I like games

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
25 weeks ago

North West

"When you read all about it on toilet walls!!

Ooooh you've given your age away there...

What's my age again?

Are we turning this into a guessing game?

I like games

Feel free to guess

I also read stuff on toilet walls in bars/pubs

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
25 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

"When you read all about it on toilet walls!!

Ooooh you've given your age away there...

What's my age again?

Are we turning this into a guessing game?

I like games

Feel free to guess

I also read stuff on toilet walls in bars/pubs

I will guess kindly then, I wouldn’t want my toilet wall secrets spilled onto the forum!!

Are you 37 or 38?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
25 weeks ago

North West

"When you read all about it on toilet walls!!

Ooooh you've given your age away there...

What's my age again?

Are we turning this into a guessing game?

I like games

Feel free to guess

I also read stuff on toilet walls in bars/pubs

I will guess kindly then, I wouldn’t want my toilet wall secrets spilled onto the forum!!

Are you 37 or 38?

The second one

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
25 weeks ago

Wales

"When they stop you and offer mutual masturbation instead

I’m happy to do that with you in any order…

Sounds hot, I'm in

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
25 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

"When you read all about it on toilet walls!!

Ooooh you've given your age away there...

What's my age again?

Are we turning this into a guessing game?

I like games

Feel free to guess

I also read stuff on toilet walls in bars/pubs

I will guess kindly then, I wouldn’t want my toilet wall secrets spilled onto the forum!!

Are you 37 or 38?

The second one

Oooo I got it right, aren’t I a clever boy

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By *essTTWoman
25 weeks ago

Birmingham

I stopped going on top cause I'm bad at it.

Once I was with someone who told me to go on top, which I did and a few minutes later he said "never mind" and put me on my back haha

Haven't done it since

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By *a LunaWoman
25 weeks ago

South Wales

They draw a body map and highlight the parts that they like you touching

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By *etterdays2021Man
25 weeks ago

PETERBOROUGH

Your sleeping alone

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By *igronnie89Man
25 weeks ago

near you

"Mine was she ran off with our fwb ( justice was done last year he fxxked off with a younger model I laughed my head off when she came asking for forgiveness

Karma is a bitch and is served best cold

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By *veenBeeTV/TS
25 weeks ago

Winchester

He was a first timer, and was watching the football during sex.... and after the sex he asked me if I enjoyed it!?? ...

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
25 weeks ago

North West

"When you read all about it on toilet walls!!

Ooooh you've given your age away there...

What's my age again?

Are we turning this into a guessing game?

I like games

Feel free to guess

I also read stuff on toilet walls in bars/pubs

I will guess kindly then, I wouldn’t want my toilet wall secrets spilled onto the forum!!

Are you 37 or 38?

The second one

Oooo I got it right, aren’t I a clever boy

It's not like it's on the profile or anything

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

"I stopped going on top cause I'm bad at it.

Once I was with someone who told me to go on top, which I did and a few minutes later he said "never mind" and put me on my back haha

Haven't done it since "

Nah. This is unbelievable

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
25 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

I also read stuff on toilet walls in bars/pubs

I will guess kindly then, I wouldn’t want my toilet wall secrets spilled onto the forum!!

Are you 37 or 38?

The second one

Oooo I got it right, aren’t I a clever boy

It's not like it's on the profile or anything

I never read profiles

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By *essTTWoman
25 weeks ago

Birmingham

"I stopped going on top cause I'm bad at it.

Once I was with someone who told me to go on top, which I did and a few minutes later he said "never mind" and put me on my back haha

Haven't done it since

Nah. This is unbelievable

I wanted to cry, like I knew I was bad but not that bad lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

"I stopped going on top cause I'm bad at it.

Once I was with someone who told me to go on top, which I did and a few minutes later he said "never mind" and put me on my back haha

Haven't done it since

Nah. This is unbelievable

I wanted to cry, like I knew I was bad but not that bad lmao "
when I tell you I laughed out loud.

That’s actually so humbling

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By *igronnie89Man
25 weeks ago

near you

"I stopped going on top cause I'm bad at it.

Once I was with someone who told me to go on top, which I did and a few minutes later he said "never mind" and put me on my back haha

Haven't done it since

Nah. This is unbelievable

I wanted to cry, like I knew I was bad but not that bad lmao "

Wow thats brutal, onky way to get better is by practicing i guess

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By *ife NinjaMan
25 weeks ago

Dunfermline

There's nobody in it but yourself

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
25 weeks ago

Central

Your verifications outweigh feedback on you, with superlative descriptions of coffee, room decor, the journey, their own failed attempts at trying to prevent retching and worse.

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By *ake_or_deathMan
25 weeks ago

Manchester

Oh, just the ususal. The sighing. The 'Are you in yet?' and 'You haven't finished *already* have you?' The anger when I go down on them in a bored manner for two minutes and then stop.

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