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By *unchal OP Man
25 weeks ago

Dartford

That thanks Alexa?

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

I thank Siri. She ignores me.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

"I thank Siri. She ignores me. "

A friend of mine abused Alexa to the point that she would blank him

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By *ah HumbugMan
25 weeks ago

here and there

Yup

Then again I don't trust the so don't have one

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
25 weeks ago

St Leonards

I say "Alexa, will you lick my bumhole?"

And she does that huffy little "b-lup" sound on me.

But why does she like farting so much?

It's weird

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By *eordieJeansCouple
25 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I thanked a cash point once. I was very embarrassed.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
25 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

"I thanked a cash point once. I was very embarrassed."

I always thank cash points, there's actual people inside dispensing the money, just like R2D2

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By *quizzlyMan
25 weeks ago

Ryde

After working in IT I try not to be nice to computers, otherwise I'd be begging for them to work all the time.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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25 weeks ago

East Sussex

When AI takes over the world it'll save the people who thanked it.

I'm doomed because I tell it to shut up frequently

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By *edeWoman
25 weeks ago

the abyss

No - it pays to be polite to the tech that will rule over us eventually

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By *eordieJeansCouple
25 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"I thanked a cash point once. I was very embarrassed.

I always thank cash points, there's actual people inside dispensing the money, just like R2D2"

So you’re telling me I’ve fingered R2D2 and he gave me the money shot?

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By *r John WickMan
25 weeks ago

The Continental

I’ve avoided getting one so far. I’ve no use for it.

I’d probably be a twonk and start arguing with it.

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
25 weeks ago

your head

"When AI takes over the world it'll save the people who thanked it.

I'm doomed because I tell it to shut up frequently"

I'm doomed too then. I'm always telling mine to shut up too.

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By *edstockings2Couple
25 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

I called mine computer which is fine until you watch Star Trek Voyager as a result had a few arguments with it.

Maybe it I said Thank you more it will behave.

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By *ad NannaWoman
25 weeks ago

East London

If I had one I probably would.

I talk to the self-service checkout when she repeatedly says take your bags from the bagging area.

It's usually something like shut the fuck up I'm doing it, or alright, give me a chance for fuck sake.

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By *quizzlyMan
25 weeks ago

Ryde

"I called mine computer which is fine until you watch Star Trek Voyager as a result had a few arguments with it.

Maybe it I said Thank you more it will behave. "

Seeing how Voyager goes you don't want it to be influenced, I suggest letting it watch DS9.

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By *unchal OP Man
25 weeks ago

Dartford

"I’ve avoided getting one so far. I’ve no use for it.

I’d probably be a twonk and start arguing with it. "

They are great. Limited but still useful once you have it connected to your lights, for example. The new AI versions that are coming will definitely argue back.

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By *oldAndBoundlessMan
25 weeks ago

Bradford

I thank the good lord

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