FabSwingers.com forum: Terminological Alternatives

Somewhere In The Ether…

Ey up again good folks

We often see threads on here wherein we are asked to list our least favourite terms of a sexual nature.

Well, in an entirely original twist on this idea, I’m asking you all to do exactly the same again - but - (and here’s the original bit!) I want you to then list what you consider a sexually acceptable alternative.

For instance, if you list ‘Moist’ as a personal aversion, you might then list ‘Wet’ as a better variation.

Is this making any sense?

Do I ever make any sense?

Ahhh…anyway, over to you my fine people

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By *ayPrimeMan
25 weeks ago

Leeds

“Play” - just say sex or something, the word “play” especially in the context of BDSM has always creeped me out but I’m in a tiny minority apparently.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
25 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Sloppy cum whore"

To become

"Nick's new lover"

(Did I play by the rules OP

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By *eliWoman
25 weeks ago

Naughty. Especially nawty.

Use hot, sexy, erotic, intoxicating, exhilarating... so many choices.

Playdate. There aren't any alternatives for you, UNLOS time.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
25 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

""Sloppy cum whore"

To become

"Nick's new lover"

(Did I play by the rules OP

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
25 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Fanny….I’ve never liked the phonetics of this word.

Pussy is far better.

But not Kitty….that sounds bloody ghastly! I’ll take Fanny over Kitty.

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By *ell GwynnWoman
25 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

Mine's a spelling one.

I hate cum. Just type come or say orgasm instead.

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By *ell GwynnWoman
25 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

"“Play” - just say sex or something, the word “play” especially in the context of BDSM has always creeped me out but I’m in a tiny minority apparently. "

Not that much of a minority!

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By *eroLondonMan
25 weeks ago

Covent Garden

But...but...I like "playdates".

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By *mf123Man
25 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

"Mine's a spelling one.

I hate cum. Just type come or say orgasm instead."
jizms

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By *ell GwynnWoman
25 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

"But...but...I like "playdates"."

Naughty playdates?

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By *mmaleiaWoman
25 weeks ago

East Northamptonshire

Eat you out

change it to anything but that

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By *ornycougaWoman
25 weeks ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat

Can we change camming to cyberspaffing please

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By *onkey 2023Man
25 weeks ago

Cross Hands

"Fanny….I’ve never liked the phonetics of this word.

Pussy is far better.

But not Kitty….that sounds bloody ghastly! I’ll take Fanny over Kitty."

I like Fanny

Almost forgotten what one is, but I do like Fanny

Lol

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By *eroLondonMan
25 weeks ago

Covent Garden

"But...but...I like "playdates".

Naughty playdates?"

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No, mischievous ones my pixie pulchritude. xx

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

"Mine's a spelling one.

I hate cum. Just type come or say orgasm instead."

This is what I was going to add.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
25 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Fun’ - Talk about an overly coy and ambiguous term.

‘Engage in relations of a carnal nature.’ - That’s more like it

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By *mf123Man
25 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

"Eat you out

change it to anything but that"
munch on your minge?

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By *mmaleiaWoman
25 weeks ago

East Northamptonshire

"Eat you out

change it to anything but thatmunch on your minge?"

Nope, next

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By *mf123Man
25 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

"Eat you out

change it to anything but thatmunch on your minge?

Nope, next"

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By *luehairedcumslutCouple
25 weeks ago

St Neots

"breeding" makes me wanna vom.

I just want it eradicated completely without any alternatives

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By *ornLordMan
25 weeks ago

Wiltshire and London

""breeding" makes me wanna vom.

I just want it eradicated completely without any alternatives "

100% Horrid!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
25 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Taint’ - I really dislike this term.

Actually, ‘Gooch’ is just as bad.

The perineum, although somewhat clinical sounding, is about the only term I can stomach for this particular anatomical region.

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By *eliWoman
25 weeks ago

"But...but...I like "playdates"."

Oh Nero.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
25 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Flange’ - No, no and no!

Engineering terminology and sexual anatomy do not go hand in hand.

I prefer ‘cunt’ - sexy and delightfully ‘nawty’ (sorry)

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By *eroLondonMan
25 weeks ago

Covent Garden

"But...but...I like "playdates".

Oh Nero."

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Instead can we just call them "clandestine encounters"? It's six syllables and a mouthful. My paramours like a mouthful.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
25 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"But...but...I like "playdates".

Oh Nero.

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Instead can we just call them "clandestine encounters"? It's six syllables and a mouthful. My paramours like a mouthful."

‘Liasons of a lascivious nature…’

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By *eliWoman
25 weeks ago

"But...but...I like "playdates".

Oh Nero.

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Instead can we just call them "clandestine encounters"? It's six syllables and a mouthful. My paramours like a mouthful."

Well a part of me likes the sort of sexy love affair vibes of clandestine but... it also sounds illicit in a non-erotic way. What about a hedonistic dalliance?

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By *eroLondonMan
25 weeks ago

Covent Garden

"But...but...I like "playdates".

Oh Nero.

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Instead can we just call them "clandestine encounters"? It's six syllables and a mouthful. My paramours like a mouthful.

‘Liasons of a lascivious nature…’

That's ten syllables and I'm only average.

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By *eliWoman
25 weeks ago

"delightfully ‘nawty’ (sorry)

I know you're pulling my pigtails. I'll forgive you. Where have your sex threads gone? I miss them.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
25 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"delightfully ‘nawty’ (sorry)

I know you're pulling my pigtails. I'll forgive you. Where have your sex threads gone? I miss them."

Ah yes

I haven’t done a sexual themed thread for a while. I’ll have to try and think of one

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By *allandathleticMan
25 weeks ago

Asgard

"Daddy"

Just leave.

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By *electableicecreamMan
25 weeks ago

The West

Pussy, Vag, Cunt

I don't know what I prefer but Foof always makes me laugh because it's silly.

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By *hunky_monkeyMan
25 weeks ago

all over

I hate Tits

But I love Boobs

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