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By (user no longer on site) OP
50 weeks ago

(*in our dreams, like

Who: Madonna

Review : Like a virgin, touched for the very first time. Bit of a material girl until I got into her groove

Rating : 3 / 10

Who: Julia Roberts

Review : Fucked this Pretty Woman in Notting Hill. She was wearing Pelican briefs which made me Flatline

Rating : (Oceans)11 / 10

etc etc …

Who else, Fabsters?

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By *iddlesticksMan
50 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

I fucked Angela Rayner and soon I think we’ll all be fucked.

A little political satire there that in no way represents my political leanings.

In reality I would love to. Northern girls need loving too.

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By *mf123Man
50 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

I dont hero worship celebrities so i try not to bone them

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By *rrolloutMan
50 weeks ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

True story, I once fucked Astrid - the black choral singer from the recent Gareth Malone series.

She had absolutely massive jugs!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
50 weeks ago

Who : Demi Moore

Review : I’d heard she’d had a Good Few Men, so I gave her an Indecent Proposal for a Striptease.

After the deed was done, the next day I had some Mortal Thoughts About Last Night … but she Ghost-ed me

Rating : Flawless

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By (user no longer on site) OP
50 weeks ago

Who : Britney Spears

Review : This chick is Crazy! Let me up the Toxic tunnel .. she was born to make me happy.

Round 2? Oops, I did it again.

Rating : Baby, one more time..

No? I give in ..

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By (user no longer on site)
50 weeks ago

When I was younger I crushed hard on Melinda Messenger and Marilyn Monroe.

Re the men: I’ve always had super horn over Robert Downey Jnr!!!!!!!! Still do

Mrs x

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
50 weeks ago

North West

Fucked a couple of Bad Boyz. They came for me

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By *iaisonseekerMan
50 weeks ago

Liverpool

Who: Nicole Kidman

Review: With a body To Die For, I was convinced that I was in for Days of Thunder but this was Far and Away my worst sexual experience: Despite The Hours that I put in to pleasuring her, she kept her Eyes Wide Shut the whole time!

Verdict: 2/10 Ice Queen

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By (user no longer on site) OP
50 weeks ago

"Who: Nicole Kidman

Verdict: 2/10 Ice Queen"

Finally!

good work!!

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By *icky KlungespeareMan
50 weeks ago

St Leonards

Who: Marion Cotillard and I made love from early evening, through the night, the following morning, and only stopped when we needed food around lunchtime.

Review: Supernovae are like dull bedroom lamps compared to....ahhhhhhhh...my Marion

Rating: Infinity. Lots of infinities. And then beyond lots of infinities.

Who: Liz Truss

Review: Pork markets were the high point of her career.

Rating: Minus 10 for every pound she mangled in the economy.

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By *iaisonseekerMan
50 weeks ago

Liverpool

"Who: Nicole Kidman

Verdict: 2/10 Ice Queen

Finally!

good work!!

I did have to look up her filmography to maximise the comedic effect

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By *allerthanaverage79Man
50 weeks ago

Ayrshire

Not a celebrity, but married to one- I can vaguely remember that Jim fixed it for me to bang Mrs Bobby in her crinkly bottom!

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By *allerthanaverage79Man
50 weeks ago

Ayrshire

Blobby even!

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