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By (user no longer on site) OP
31 weeks ago

Tell me something nice about your day

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
31 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Wallabies ate from my hand! And I saw a polar bear playing with a football. And penguins swimming - the water wasn't shallow

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By (user no longer on site) OP
31 weeks ago

"Wallabies ate from my hand! And I saw a polar bear playing with a football. And penguins swimming - the water wasn't shallow

What’s a polar bear doing in Arlington, Texas?

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By *nnCeeWoman
31 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

It's nearly over and I can starfish on my bed?!

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
31 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

It’s almost over

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
31 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

I've had a weirdly productive day. I usually have Tuesdays down as a write off. But today I finished worn and did some washing and the dishes, bleached my roots, baked caramel shortbread and generally managed better than the usual rage nap and disassociation I usually do on Tuesday. So that was nice. If odd

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
31 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

"I've had a weirdly productive day. I usually have Tuesdays down as a write off. But today I finished worn and did some washing and the dishes, bleached my roots, baked caramel shortbread and generally managed better than the usual rage nap and disassociation I usually do on Tuesday. So that was nice. If odd

Sounds like a good day, do you have any of that shortbread left?

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By *elshy44Man
31 weeks ago

rct

Any of that caramel shortbread going spare please lol

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
31 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

Any of that caramel shortbread going spare please lol"

Hey, I asked first!!

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By *929Man
31 weeks ago

bedlington

Nothing nice happened today

Rained off work at dinner time

Had to send back a Hilti drill I bought second hand as didn’t work, only bought second hand to minimise cost of replacing the tools nicked out my van last month

Got to till with all my shopping and realised card was in house

On way home carton of eggs fell out carrier bag going round a corner and opened and all 15 rolled into van step and every one cracked or broke

Fuck this day haha

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
31 weeks ago

hexham

My dad ( who is like a thousand years old) asked me to buy, on his behalf, a birthday present for my sister. He said just get the best perfume that is available ! He meant most expensive!

Obviously not good!

A bit research and I discovered she likes Armani Diamonds ! So in the shop, tagged at £62 … I thought “holy shit! That is expensive “

Got to the till and only paid £40 cause it was on an offer!

Great news story

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
31 weeks ago

East Sussex

I've got the new pairs of socks

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By *rHotNottsMan
31 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Tell me something nice about your day"

Last night in Dubai for a while , night-swimming with a friend making a TikTok video

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
31 weeks ago

Maidstone

I thought this was about one of my favourite songs, "Shallow", Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper...

I got a new job! Yay! In same company but different department. So a normal working day but feeling lucky life is good.

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

Builders are here today - two weeks early!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
31 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

It will be filled with puppies and love

… hopefully

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

"It will be filled with puppies and love

… hopefully "

Bert and Ernie?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
31 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"It will be filled with puppies and love

… hopefully

Bert and Ernie?"

Other puppies are available

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By *reative-mindMan
31 weeks ago

Exeter

I'm sat on dartmoor, the sun is shining, I've got a coffee and I'm perving on you lot... mix of naughty and nice is good on a Wednesday morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

"It will be filled with puppies and love

… hopefully

Bert and Ernie?

Other puppies are available "

I saw a really cute EBT yesterday - honestly, one is enough, but sometimes you think just maybe we need another...

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By *2000ManMan
31 weeks ago

Worthing

Just had my morning walk. Nice and sunny but a slight cool breeze.

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By *rBobbMan
31 weeks ago

Birmingham

Relaxing before going to work this evening and thinking back to an amazing day yesterday.

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By *lym4realCouple
31 weeks ago

plymouth

Had a fight with ny Lady rat nancy over a apricot and lost badly !xxx

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By *ansoffateMan
31 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

I just had a huge shit. I mean it was killing me all the way home.

It was that big if you put a sail on it, I reckon it would make it across the Atlantic.

I feel so relieved now, a bit sore but it was so worth it.

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
31 weeks ago

Maidstone

"I just had a huge shit. I mean it was killing me all the way home.

It was that big if you put a sail on it, I reckon it would make it across the Atlantic.

I feel so relieved now, a bit sore but it was so worth it."

Well if you leave it for a whole week, it'll make your hole weak...

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By *mf123Man
31 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

I wasnt tired when i woke up

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By *inger_SnapWoman
31 weeks ago

Hampshire/Dorset

I've just been for coffee and cake with my friend and her lovely pupper. We saw some other lovely puppers in the café. I'm in a much better mood now

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By *uriousscouserWoman
31 weeks ago

Wirral

I got a shout out in an all-hands meeting. Shows how low their standards are, but I'll take it!

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By *ansoffateMan
31 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

"I just had a huge shit. I mean it was killing me all the way home.

It was that big if you put a sail on it, I reckon it would make it across the Atlantic.

I feel so relieved now, a bit sore but it was so worth it.

Well if you leave it for a whole week, it'll make your hole weak...

Thanks for the tip

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By *hesubtlegentMan
31 weeks ago

surrey

Took my friend to garden centre and got lots more discount from a member of staff on almost the whole trolley full of plants we picked

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By *ascaIMan
31 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

"I thought this was about one of my favourite songs, "Shallow", Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper...

I got a new job! Yay! In same company but different department. So a normal working day but feeling lucky life is good."

So did I

And big well done on the job

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
31 weeks ago

Maidstone

"I thought this was about one of my favourite songs, "Shallow", Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper...

I got a new job! Yay! In same company but different department. So a normal working day but feeling lucky life is good.

So did I

And big well done on the job

xxx

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By *a LunaWoman
31 weeks ago

South Wales

I came up with a good suggestion in a Management meeting.

It was actually a pretty basic suggestion just one nobody else had thought of - I got a thumbs up too.

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By *ayPrimeMan
31 weeks ago

Leeds

A fairly casual friend of mine got in touch to tell me that she took my advice about being single and lonely, it worked and she’s really happy.

That’s a wonderful feeling

N.b. Not a humblebrag

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
31 weeks ago

North West

Ummmmmm. I got wet this morning?!

We did the Sex before 06:30?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
31 weeks ago

little house on the praire

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By *eliWoman
31 weeks ago

I've found something to wear for the social. More importantly, I've been productive and focused today (generally) so that deserves a gold star.

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By *erryGoldMan
31 weeks ago

Redditch

I'm nearly in Edinburgh. My first time there

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

Picked up 2 magic bags from Greggs on my way to work this morning. I've eaten 4 steak bakes and 3 baguettes already

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By *ad NannaWoman
31 weeks ago

East London

I fell asleep in the bath this evening.

I can't remember the last time I did that.

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
31 weeks ago

Maidstone

"I'm nearly in Edinburgh. My first time there"

Edinburgh was my University city... It's beautiful. Enjoy...

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
31 weeks ago

Staffordshire

A pretty big bumblebee landed on my cheese sammich at lunchtime.

It’s ok though, bees don’t eat cheese and it didn’t sting me either.

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By *ad NannaWoman
31 weeks ago

East London

"A pretty big bumblebee landed on my cheese sammich at lunchtime.

It’s ok though, bees don’t eat cheese and it didn’t sting me either."

I bet you screamed and flapped your hands around.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
31 weeks ago

Staffordshire

"A pretty big bumblebee landed on my cheese sammich at lunchtime.

It’s ok though, bees don’t eat cheese and it didn’t sting me either.

I bet you screamed and flapped your hands around."

How did you know!

Is that how you eat cheese sammiches too nana?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
31 weeks ago

little house on the praire

Went to see my granddaughter as its her birthday tomorrow. We went out for lunch and I bought her a Minnie mouse dress up with matching ears. She looked so damn cute in it

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By *aizyWoman
31 weeks ago

west midlands

"A pretty big bumblebee landed on my cheese sammich at lunchtime.

It’s ok though, bees don’t eat cheese and it didn’t sting me either.

I bet you screamed and flapped your hands around.

How did you know!

Is that how you eat cheese sammiches too nana?"

You might want to lay of the cheese if its making you scream, that can't be good!

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
31 weeks ago

Staffordshire

"A pretty big bumblebee landed on my cheese sammich at lunchtime.

It’s ok though, bees don’t eat cheese and it didn’t sting me either.

I bet you screamed and flapped your hands around.

How did you know!

Is that how you eat cheese sammiches too nana?

You might want to lay of the cheese if its making you scream, that can't be good!"

NEVER.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
31 weeks ago

North West

No-one has asked the most important question.

What kind of scary bee-cheese was it, Samuel?

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
31 weeks ago

Staffordshire

"No-one has asked the most important question.

What kind of scary bee-cheese was it, Samuel? "

Brie… obvs.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
31 weeks ago

North West

"No-one has asked the most important question.

What kind of scary bee-cheese was it, Samuel?

Brie… obvs."

Un-brie-lieveable

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By *emonbuttercreamWoman
31 weeks ago

Birmingham

I got to rub a lovely penis against my face.

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By *ad NannaWoman
31 weeks ago

East London

"A pretty big bumblebee landed on my cheese sammich at lunchtime.

It’s ok though, bees don’t eat cheese and it didn’t sting me either.

I bet you screamed and flapped your hands around.

How did you know!

Is that how you eat cheese sammiches too nana?"

Doesn't everyone?

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