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By *exbecs24 OP   Woman
25 weeks ago

Folkstone

Smokey Bacon crisps are to be gone.

I love smokey bacon who else does

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By *hoirCouple
25 weeks ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds


"Smokey Bacon crisps are to be gone.

I love smokey bacon who else does "

We need to get rid of those rules soon enough anyway but smokey bacon is rarely the proper taste

C

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By *r John WickMan
25 weeks ago

The Continental

We’re not part of the EU so who cares?

I’ll continue to enjoy my bacony goodness.

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By *hoirCouple
25 weeks ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds


"We’re not part of the EU so who cares?

I’ll continue to enjoy my bacony goodness. "

We haven't fully separated yet. It's not looking like we will either.

C

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By *ansoffateMan
25 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Justification for war if I ever heard one.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
25 weeks ago

North West

What is the connection between the EU and smoky bacon crisps?! Did I miss something else banned by immigrants or something?!

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By *r John WickMan
25 weeks ago

The Continental

Ah well, shit happens.

I’ll stockpile the tasty bastards instead.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
25 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Whaaa?!

Have they given any particular reason for this rather drastic action?

Mind you, I prefer Frazzles - they’re moorish

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By *r John WickMan
25 weeks ago

The Continental


"What is the connection between the EU and smoky bacon crisps?! Did I miss something else banned by immigrants or something?! "

Just another brexit/Eu bashing story to stir up the hornets nest of hatred and division.

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By *andy CanesWoman
25 weeks ago

south


"Smokey Bacon crisps are to be gone.

I love smokey bacon who else does "

here

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
25 weeks ago

North West


"What is the connection between the EU and smoky bacon crisps?! Did I miss something else banned by immigrants or something?!

Just another brexit/Eu bashing story to stir up the hornets nest of hatred and division. "

Asian hornets?! Bloody immigrants!

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By *onameyet2Man
25 weeks ago

chorley

Sounds like jihad to me

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

25 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Tesco fake frazzles are vegan friendly.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
25 weeks ago

Stockport

They're probably flavoured with nitric acid or something equally poisonous. I'm starting a rumour right now that they caused covid, were responsible for the assassination of JFK, and killed off the dinosaurs.

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By *illingToHelpMan
25 weeks ago

Oldham or South Shore


"Tesco fake frazzles are vegan friendly. "

Scampi fries are suitable for vegetarians.

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By *ambertMan
25 weeks ago

Cheltenham

It's 8 types of "smoke" flavourings that appear to be potentially carcinogenic.

Pretty sure there will be an alternative up and ready to go 20 minutes after it starts effecting someone bottom line.

It's a non issue

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By *ittlebirdWoman
25 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"It's 8 types of "smoke" flavourings that appear to be potentially carcinogenic.

Pretty sure there will be an alternative up and ready to go 20 minutes after it starts effecting someone bottom line.

It's a non issue "

^^ this. 100%

(Speaking from the point of the food developer)

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
25 weeks ago

North West


"It's 8 types of "smoke" flavourings that appear to be potentially carcinogenic.

Pretty sure there will be an alternative up and ready to go 20 minutes after it starts effecting someone bottom line.

It's a non issue "

Dammit. I want the right to consume potentially carcinogenic stuff without some nanny state telling me what to do!! Let's take back control! I want an oven ready solution

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By *ittlebirdWoman
25 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"It's 8 types of "smoke" flavourings that appear to be potentially carcinogenic.

Pretty sure there will be an alternative up and ready to go 20 minutes after it starts effecting someone bottom line.

It's a non issue

Dammit. I want the right to consume potentially carcinogenic stuff without some nanny state telling me what to do!! Let's take back control! I want an oven ready solution "

Don’t worry in the UK we can do as we want so you can have your smoke and eat it

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By *ilktray manMan
25 weeks ago

hykeham

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By *ickie76XXXMan
25 weeks ago

dartford


"Tesco fake frazzles are vegan friendly.

Scampi fries are suitable for vegetarians."

And bacon fries that you get in pubs are nicer than frazzles I think.

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By *ou only live onceMan
25 weeks ago

London


"We’re not part of the EU so who cares?

I’ll continue to enjoy my bacony goodness.

We haven't fully separated yet. It's not looking like we will either.

C"

Erm, we have. Don't fret, your frazzles are safe in the UK.

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By *ansoffateMan
25 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Wait is this actually a real thing?

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By *ou only live onceMan
25 weeks ago

London


"We’re not part of the EU so who cares?

I’ll continue to enjoy my bacony goodness.

We haven't fully separated yet. It's not looking like we will either.

C

Erm, we have. Don't fret, your frazzles are safe in the UK."

Or maybe that's Great Britain - it may be the people of NI will be deprived their bacon nik-naks.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
25 weeks ago

North West


"It's 8 types of "smoke" flavourings that appear to be potentially carcinogenic.

Pretty sure there will be an alternative up and ready to go 20 minutes after it starts effecting someone bottom line.

It's a non issue

Dammit. I want the right to consume potentially carcinogenic stuff without some nanny state telling me what to do!! Let's take back control! I want an oven ready solution

Don’t worry in the UK we can do as we want so you can have your smoke and eat it "

And I don't want straight bananas and I want to be able to force Tesco to sell me things in pounds, shilling and pence and bring back Jacky magazine!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
25 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"We’re not part of the EU so who cares?

I’ll continue to enjoy my bacony goodness.

We haven't fully separated yet. It's not looking like we will either.

C

Erm, we have. Don't fret, your frazzles are safe in the UK.

Or maybe that's Great Britain - it may be the people of NI will be deprived their bacon nik-naks."

Uh huh. Unfortunately so. But the flavourings will change so I’m sure it’ll be cool either way

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By *ittlebirdWoman
25 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"It's 8 types of "smoke" flavourings that appear to be potentially carcinogenic.

Pretty sure there will be an alternative up and ready to go 20 minutes after it starts effecting someone bottom line.

It's a non issue

Dammit. I want the right to consume potentially carcinogenic stuff without some nanny state telling me what to do!! Let's take back control! I want an oven ready solution

Don’t worry in the UK we can do as we want so you can have your smoke and eat it

And I don't want straight bananas and I want to be able to force Tesco to sell me things in pounds, shilling and pence and bring back Jacky magazine! "

You’re pushing it now KC. Soon you’ll be asking for public flogging in the town square

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

It's OK it will only apply to Northern Ireland .... so no need for the rest of us to stock pile frazzles just yet.

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By *ou only live onceMan
25 weeks ago

London


"We’re not part of the EU so who cares?

I’ll continue to enjoy my bacony goodness.

We haven't fully separated yet. It's not looking like we will either.

C

Erm, we have. Don't fret, your frazzles are safe in the UK.

Or maybe that's Great Britain - it may be the people of NI will be deprived their bacon nik-naks.

Uh huh. Unfortunately so. But the flavourings will change so I’m sure it’ll be cool either way "

Oh well. I don't like them anyway so I'm alright, Jack.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
25 weeks ago

North West


"It's 8 types of "smoke" flavourings that appear to be potentially carcinogenic.

Pretty sure there will be an alternative up and ready to go 20 minutes after it starts effecting someone bottom line.

It's a non issue

Dammit. I want the right to consume potentially carcinogenic stuff without some nanny state telling me what to do!! Let's take back control! I want an oven ready solution

Don’t worry in the UK we can do as we want so you can have your smoke and eat it

And I don't want straight bananas and I want to be able to force Tesco to sell me things in pounds, shilling and pence and bring back Jacky magazine!

You’re pushing it now KC. Soon you’ll be asking for public flogging in the town square "

Bring back the stocks! And we shall establish a penal colony somewhere suitably awful. Like Mallorca or Lanzarote!

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By *ittlebirdWoman
25 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"We’re not part of the EU so who cares?

I’ll continue to enjoy my bacony goodness.

We haven't fully separated yet. It's not looking like we will either.

C

Erm, we have. Don't fret, your frazzles are safe in the UK.

Or maybe that's Great Britain - it may be the people of NI will be deprived their bacon nik-naks.

Uh huh. Unfortunately so. But the flavourings will change so I’m sure it’ll be cool either way

Oh well. I don't like them anyway so I'm alright, Jack."

More of a scampi fries kind of guy?

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By *ou only live onceMan
25 weeks ago

London


"We’re not part of the EU so who cares?

I’ll continue to enjoy my bacony goodness.

We haven't fully separated yet. It's not looking like we will either.

C

Erm, we have. Don't fret, your frazzles are safe in the UK.

Or maybe that's Great Britain - it may be the people of NI will be deprived their bacon nik-naks.

Uh huh. Unfortunately so. But the flavourings will change so I’m sure it’ll be cool either way

Oh well. I don't like them anyway so I'm alright, Jack.

More of a scampi fries kind of guy? "

Pork scratchings.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
25 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"We’re not part of the EU so who cares?

I’ll continue to enjoy my bacony goodness.

We haven't fully separated yet. It's not looking like we will either.

C

Erm, we have. Don't fret, your frazzles are safe in the UK.

Or maybe that's Great Britain - it may be the people of NI will be deprived their bacon nik-naks.

Uh huh. Unfortunately so. But the flavourings will change so I’m sure it’ll be cool either way

Oh well. I don't like them anyway so I'm alright, Jack.

More of a scampi fries kind of guy?

Pork scratchings."

Great choice. They’re safe

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By *ou only live onceMan
25 weeks ago

London


"We’re not part of the EU so who cares?

I’ll continue to enjoy my bacony goodness.

We haven't fully separated yet. It's not looking like we will either.

C

Erm, we have. Don't fret, your frazzles are safe in the UK.

Or maybe that's Great Britain - it may be the people of NI will be deprived their bacon nik-naks.

Uh huh. Unfortunately so. But the flavourings will change so I’m sure it’ll be cool either way

Oh well. I don't like them anyway so I'm alright, Jack.

More of a scampi fries kind of guy?

Pork scratchings.

Great choice. They’re safe "

Except for my waistline. And the pigs.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
25 weeks ago

North West

Don't let's talk about onion rings. The vegans will be along soon to tell us all to eat onion rings

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By *ittlebirdWoman
25 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"We’re not part of the EU so who cares?

I’ll continue to enjoy my bacony goodness.

We haven't fully separated yet. It's not looking like we will either.

C

Erm, we have. Don't fret, your frazzles are safe in the UK.

Or maybe that's Great Britain - it may be the people of NI will be deprived their bacon nik-naks.

Uh huh. Unfortunately so. But the flavourings will change so I’m sure it’ll be cool either way

Oh well. I don't like them anyway so I'm alright, Jack.

More of a scampi fries kind of guy?

Pork scratchings.

Great choice. They’re safe

Except for my waistline. And the pigs."

Occasional treat for the Peppa Pig treats darling

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By *oshSardineMan
25 weeks ago

Castleknock


"Wait is this actually a real thing?"

It sure is. 27 member states have agreed to faze it out of the next two years. Not just crisps are affected but also ham and bacon. It’s because of the way the flavouring is made. It’s a smoke process with the tar and ash removed from what I remember from watching a food programme and it’s derived from that. Not to be confused with smoking food such as fish.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
25 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"It's 8 types of "smoke" flavourings that appear to be potentially carcinogenic.

Pretty sure there will be an alternative up and ready to go 20 minutes after it starts effecting someone bottom line.

It's a non issue

Dammit. I want the right to consume potentially carcinogenic stuff without some nanny state telling me what to do!! Let's take back control! I want an oven ready solution

Don’t worry in the UK we can do as we want so you can have your smoke and eat it

And I don't want straight bananas and I want to be able to force Tesco to sell me things in pounds, shilling and pence and bring back Jacky magazine!

You’re pushing it now KC. Soon you’ll be asking for public flogging in the town square

Bring back the stocks! And we shall establish a penal colony somewhere suitably awful. Like Mallorca or Lanzarote! "

In stocks for a flogging in the sunshine? I’m in for this

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By *4bimMan
25 weeks ago

Farnborough Hampshire

Yes like smokey bacon too.

This means war!

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"It's 8 types of "smoke" flavourings that appear to be potentially carcinogenic.

Pretty sure there will be an alternative up and ready to go 20 minutes after it starts effecting someone bottom line.

It's a non issue "

Only people born before 2008 will be able to buy them so they will gradually get phased out. Rishi said so

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By *ansoffateMan
25 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Thin end of the wedge this. Today it's smoky bacon crisps.

5 years from now we'll all be eating gruel. No flavouring of any kind. No meat, no chocolate, no fruit. Just gruel.

Is that what you want? Because that's what you're going to get.

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By *ou only live onceMan
25 weeks ago

London


"Thin end of the wedge this. Today it's smoky bacon crisps.

5 years from now we'll all be eating gruel. No flavouring of any kind. No meat, no chocolate, no fruit. Just gruel.

Is that what you want? Because that's what you're going to get.

"

Back to the good old days! Who needs flavour! Britain was built on gruel! The Boomers will love it.

(I appreciate I can't really use boomers as an insult, being not that far behind! )

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By *ittlebirdWoman
25 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Thin end of the wedge this. Today it's smoky bacon crisps.

5 years from now we'll all be eating gruel. No flavouring of any kind. No meat, no chocolate, no fruit. Just gruel.

Is that what you want? Because that's what you're going to get.

"

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By *agnar73Man
25 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"It's 8 types of "smoke" flavourings that appear to be potentially carcinogenic.

Pretty sure there will be an alternative up and ready to go 20 minutes after it starts effecting someone bottom line.

It's a non issue

^^ this. 100%

(Speaking from the point of the food developer) "

Ah so it’s a non story and actually sounds like an attempt to stop us from eating shite.

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By *ad NannaWoman
25 weeks ago

East London


"It's 8 types of "smoke" flavourings that appear to be potentially carcinogenic.

Pretty sure there will be an alternative up and ready to go 20 minutes after it starts effecting someone bottom line.

It's a non issue

Dammit. I want the right to consume potentially carcinogenic stuff without some nanny state telling me what to do!! Let's take back control! I want an oven ready solution

Don’t worry in the UK we can do as we want so you can have your smoke and eat it

And I don't want straight bananas and I want to be able to force Tesco to sell me things in pounds, shilling and pence and bring back Jacky magazine! "

The Jackie Annual had some really good dating tips for girls

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By *ad NannaWoman
25 weeks ago

East London

Is it the smoked salt that's the problem?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
25 weeks ago

North West


"Thin end of the wedge this. Today it's smoky bacon crisps.

5 years from now we'll all be eating gruel. No flavouring of any kind. No meat, no chocolate, no fruit. Just gruel.

Is that what you want? Because that's what you're going to get.

"

Meat? Probably foreign.

Chocolate - definitely foreign.

Fruit - almost entirely foreign.

I see the problem here. Immigrants. Everything comes back to immigrants.

Pease pottage is all we need.

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By *ansoffateMan
25 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"Thin end of the wedge this. Today it's smoky bacon crisps.

5 years from now we'll all be eating gruel. No flavouring of any kind. No meat, no chocolate, no fruit. Just gruel.

Is that what you want? Because that's what you're going to get.

Back to the good old days! Who needs flavour! Britain was built on gruel! The Boomers will love it.

(I appreciate I can't really use boomers as an insult, being not that far behind! )"

Nobody wants this life, not really. Living an extra 20 years. Nothing to show for it except thousands of pounds of bills for kale and porridge. Distant fading memories of frazzles crunching in their mouths and telling the ducks in the park about something we once called cake.

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By *ou only live onceMan
25 weeks ago

London


"Thin end of the wedge this. Today it's smoky bacon crisps.

5 years from now we'll all be eating gruel. No flavouring of any kind. No meat, no chocolate, no fruit. Just gruel.

Is that what you want? Because that's what you're going to get.

Back to the good old days! Who needs flavour! Britain was built on gruel! The Boomers will love it.

(I appreciate I can't really use boomers as an insult, being not that far behind! )

Nobody wants this life, not really. Living an extra 20 years. Nothing to show for it except thousands of pounds of bills for kale and porridge. Distant fading memories of frazzles crunching in their mouths and telling the ducks in the park about something we once called cake."

That's the trouble with your generation. No backbone. Water is delicious.

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By *ig-Bull-EssexMan
25 weeks ago

Southend

Sounds like utter bollocks to me.

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By *4bimMan
25 weeks ago

Farnborough Hampshire

why cant they ban cheese!

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By *aizyWoman
25 weeks ago

west midlands


"why cant they ban cheese!"

This is a campaign I can get behind!

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By *aM 689Man
25 weeks ago

Lanarkshire


"why cant they ban cheese!

This is a campaign I can get behind! "

Only cheese that smells and/or tastes like sweaty socks

Also, does anyone know if prawn coctail crisps are safe !?

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By *aizyWoman
25 weeks ago

west midlands


"why cant they ban cheese!

This is a campaign I can get behind!

Only cheese that smells and/or tastes like sweaty socks

Also, does anyone know if prawn coctail crisps are safe !?"

Do I need to start panic buying smokey bacon and prawn cocktail crisps?

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By *lubchuckerMan
25 weeks ago

Oxfordshire

If its a smoke generated flavour with the ash and tar removed does this also mean Kippers and Arbroath smokies will be no more, and what about the many varieties of smoked sausage, meats and cheeses our continental neighbours enjoy ?

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