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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
25 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Woe is me!

Following on from Tom’s Asian Hornet thread, I’ve been attacked and drained of my precious life’s blood by unseen and unidentified assailants whilst out walking my pooch earlier

I’ve now got three massive bites on my left leg and two on my left arm and am itching like a man possessed!

Good folks: Pray do share all your personal best (worst!) insect bite and sting stories

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By *ex HolesMan
25 weeks ago

Up North

That’s how it started with my mate.

God rest his soul

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By *irthandgirthMan
25 weeks ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Not me, but I sent one of my team home last week when she showed me a bite on her leg, which she had gotten a week previous. Give that it was a large bullseye and she had been off with flu like symptoms, I sent her straight to the walk-in centre as it could be Lymes disease.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"Woe is me!

Following on from Tom’s Asian Hornet thread, I’ve been attacked and drained of my precious life’s blood by unseen and unidentified assailants whilst out walking my pooch earlier

I’ve now got three massive bites on my left leg and two on my left arm and am itching like a man possessed!

Good folks: Pray do share all your personal best (worst!) insect bite and sting stories

"

Could I suggest amputation immediately?

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

No

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
25 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"No"

No pity? No fair

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
25 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Woe is me!

Following on from Tom’s Asian Hornet thread, I’ve been attacked and drained of my precious life’s blood by unseen and unidentified assailants whilst out walking my pooch earlier

I’ve now got three massive bites on my left leg and two on my left arm and am itching like a man possessed!

Good folks: Pray do share all your personal best (worst!) insect bite and sting stories

Could I suggest amputation immediately?"

Great Scott!

….On the plus side though, my wanking arm will still be attached though

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"Not me, but I sent one of my team home last week when she showed me a bite on her leg, which she had gotten a week previous. Give that it was a large bullseye and she had been off with flu like symptoms, I sent her straight to the walk-in centre as it could be Lymes disease. "

Wise move.

Something you need to treat early.

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By *agatoXXXMan
25 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.


"Woe is me!

Following on from Tom’s Asian Hornet thread, I’ve been attacked and drained of my precious life’s blood by unseen and unidentified assailants whilst out walking my pooch earlier

I’ve now got three massive bites on my left leg and two on my left arm and am itching like a man possessed!

Good folks: Pray do share all your personal best (worst!) insect bite and sting stories

"

Are you, or anyone you know, involved in the transportation of Scottish Midgies?

If so, hell mend ye!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
25 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Not me, but I sent one of my team home last week when she showed me a bite on her leg, which she had gotten a week previous. Give that it was a large bullseye and she had been off with flu like symptoms, I sent her straight to the walk-in centre as it could be Lymes disease. "

That’s apparently on the rise again and can cause serious complications

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
25 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"That’s how it started with my mate.

God rest his soul "

Really?

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
25 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Woe is me!

Following on from Tom’s Asian Hornet thread, I’ve been attacked and drained of my precious life’s blood by unseen and unidentified assailants whilst out walking my pooch earlier

I’ve now got three massive bites on my left leg and two on my left arm and am itching like a man possessed!

Good folks: Pray do share all your personal best (worst!) insect bite and sting stories

Are you, or anyone you know, involved in the transportation of Scottish Midgies?

If so, hell mend ye!"

Not I O am but an innocent victim of vampiric assassins

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By *idnight RamblerMan
25 weeks ago

Pershore

Beach flies on east coast of Malaysia. Hells Bells, they attack in a swarm, blood streaming down legs, each bite leaves a 2cm wheal lasting weeks.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
25 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

My claim to fame is that I was once bitten forty times (yes, I actually counted the buggers!) whilst out walking a previous pooch one humid September day some years back.

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
25 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Beach flies on east coast of Malaysia. Hells Bells, they attack in a swarm, blood streaming down legs, each bite leaves a 2cm wheal lasting weeks."

That sounds like a perfect job for a flamethrower (on the flies I mean, not on the resulting wounds)

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By *ot to giggleWoman
25 weeks ago

Coventry

horsefly season stings hurt like hell and swell up like a puffa fish

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
25 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"horsefly season stings hurt like hell and swell up like a puffa fish "

And we’ve now got to deal with the bigger European variety, so called, ‘Vampire Horse Flies’ which carve out rather sizeable holes in one’s flesh

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By *ot to giggleWoman
25 weeks ago

Coventry


"horsefly season stings hurt like hell and swell up like a puffa fish

And we’ve now got to deal with the bigger European variety, so called, ‘Vampire Horse Flies’ which carve out rather sizeable holes in one’s flesh "

and owie for ever and clothes don't stop the buggers either

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By *r John WickMan
25 weeks ago

The Continental

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By *r John WickMan
25 weeks ago

The Continental

My worst sting story…..

Whilst driving a van with the windows down, I happened to pull a wasp into the cab. Little known to me until I started feeling it stinging my back, seven fkin times. I’d trapped it between my body and the seat.

It was not happy.

Wasps are bastards.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"My worst sting story…..

Whilst driving a van with the windows down, I happened to pull a wasp into the cab. Little known to me until I started feeling it stinging my back, seven fkin times. I’d trapped it between my body and the seat.

It was not happy.

Wasps are bastards. "

Does that also explain the purple colour to then end of your cock? fkin wasp!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
25 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"My worst sting story…..

Whilst driving a van with the windows down, I happened to pull a wasp into the cab. Little known to me until I started feeling it stinging my back, seven fkin times. I’d trapped it between my body and the seat.

It was not happy.

Wasps are bastards. "

I know some folks say to ignore them and they won’t harm you…

I call’eth bullshit though! - The bastards are incessant and I’ve been stung before for no reason whatsoever (I wasn’t aggravating the little bastard at all)

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By *allandy64Man
25 weeks ago

Sheffield

I once spent 4 days in hospital on IV antibiotics after getting back from Goa when a mossie bite became infected.

Several weeks at the dressing clinic afterwards too.

Didn't stop me from going back ??

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By *ensuallover1000 OP   Man
25 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"I once spent 4 days in hospital on IV antibiotics after getting back from Goa when a mossie bite became infected.

Several weeks at the dressing clinic afterwards too.

Didn't stop me from going back ??"

I’m wondering if mozzies are the culprits in my case as they were certainly present during my walk earlier…

It’s curious to muse how something so small can create such a big (and highly unpleasant!) effect.

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