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By *eli OP   Woman
25 weeks ago

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I know, I know, there's a day for everything, truly awful, marketing man's dream or scheme, capitalism is awful, millennials are the worst...

I don't care. It's cheese.

So... what's your favourite type of cheese? Cheese based/containing dish? What cheesy chat up lines would work on you?

Bring on the cheese. Just not any knob cheese, thank you.

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By *illan-KillashMan
25 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

Colston Basset.

*thread closed

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By *eroLondonMan
25 weeks ago

Covent Garden

Let's hear it for the Turophiles.

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By *illan-KillashMan
25 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants


"Let's hear it for the Turophiles."

Thread closed Nero, did you not get the meeemo?

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By *eli OP   Woman
25 weeks ago

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"Colston Basset.

*thread closed"

It's a Stilton though.

Actually, I'm not going to shame you on this holy day. Best way to eat it/recipe for it?

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By *assiieneilxMan
25 weeks ago

Newcastle under lyme

I’m partial to a bit of Shropshire blue

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By *ascaIMan
25 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester

Tangy cheese Doritos.

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By *exyScientistsCouple
25 weeks ago

Castlebar

Love cauliflower cheese...always add my favorite cambozola to it!

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By *agatoXXXMan
25 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

Comte. Comte is the king of Cheeses.

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By *eli OP   Woman
25 weeks ago

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"Let's hear it for the Turophiles."

The best people are turophiles. Won't hear otherwise.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
25 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

Strong Cheddar, you can’t beat the classics

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By *ansoffateMan
25 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

My clear favourite is Brie.

However, Tom has inspired me to have some Jingoistic pride.

Cheddar is a great cheese let's be honest. It's got a wonderful flavour profile and is incredibly versatile.

Wensleydale, Cheshire and Caerphilly are also right up there. More A tier than S though.

Aged Gouda with plum chutney and a glass of port is quite divine. A chat up line is unnecessary at that point, I find. The shared indulgence is all that's required as a catalyst.

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By *arry monk40Man
25 weeks ago

Telford

Compte

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By *illan-KillashMan
25 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants


"Colston Basset.

*thread closed

It's a Stilton though.

Actually, I'm not going to shame you on this holy day. Best way to eat it/recipe for it?"

My first thoughts on being presented with a sliver of Colston Basset, it's a Stilton, I don't like Stilton.

How wrong could I be......

Best way to eat it, let it breathe for a bit, plain crackers, grapes and a nice red.

Next time you're in London, we're going for cheese, I know just the place.

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By *allandathleticMan
25 weeks ago

Asgard

Those awfully cheap. (Plastic) squares that masquerade as cheese at family bbq's.

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By *agatoXXXMan
25 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.


"Those awfully cheap. (Plastic) squares that masquerade as cheese at family bbq's.

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Heathen.

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By *aM 689Man
25 weeks ago

Lanarkshire


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Aged Gouda with plum chutney and a glass of port is quite divine. "

I'll see your aged Gauda, chutney & port and raise to a dairylea cheese slice, white toast and brown sauce .. can of Irn Bru is optional but adds to the experience.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Got to be a baked camembert with honey and steak to dip in it

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
25 weeks ago

Reading

Epoisse is my favourite cheese to eat with bread or crackers

My favourite dish with cheese would be my home made mac and cheese with chicken and broccoli added in and cheese on top melted and crisped up under the grill so delicious. Cheese would be a decent mature cheddar.

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By *r John WickMan
25 weeks ago

The Continental

I brieilliant thread Meli.

I’m simple, just a good sharp, mature cheddar. It’s all I need to get through cheese life.

Good on toast.

Great in a sarnie.

Makes awesome Mac ‘n’ Cheese.

Or just scoff lumps of it.

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By *ibennyMan
25 weeks ago

rutherglen

Cock cheese

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By *eli OP   Woman
25 weeks ago

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"Tangy cheese Doritos."

Valid. No cheese discrimination here.

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By *eli OP   Woman
25 weeks ago

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"Comte. Comte is the king of Cheeses."

Yes. Well second to Fontina... but great shout. Love comte. Really fancy some tartiflette with comte now.

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By *ansoffateMan
25 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


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Aged Gouda with plum chutney and a glass of port is quite divine.

I'll see your aged Gauda, chutney & port and raise to a dairylea cheese slice, white toast and brown sauce .. can of Irn Bru is optional but adds to the experience. "

I guess it could work.

Or just squirt Cheese Whizz into your cake-hole?

Then let them lick it off your cock, sharing is caring after all.

Irn Brun has sweeteners in it now doesn't it?

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By *4bimMan
25 weeks ago

Farnborough Hampshire

Hate cheese. Disgusting stuff

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
25 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Vignotte.

That stuff is pure filth

Mrs TMN x

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By *usie pTV/TS
25 weeks ago

taunton

Ploughmans lunch but then I am a country boy.

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By *eli OP   Woman
25 weeks ago

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"Strong Cheddar, you can’t beat the classics "

That's a solid shout - love the really strong cheddar with salt crystals.

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25 weeks ago


"Hate cheese. Disgusting stuff"

What?..not even Wensleydale.

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By *a LunaWoman
25 weeks ago

South Wales

Philadelphia. Garlic and chive

Also partial to a cheddar and some Gorgonzola.

I’m no fan of orange cheese.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Mahón

Asiago

Bitto Storico

Stilchelton

Comte

Extra mature cheddar

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By *eroLondonMan
25 weeks ago

Covent Garden

Ossau-Iraty

Comté

Jarlsberg

Manchego

Vacherin (Swiss, not the French variety)

All paired with quince paste, cornichons, fig compote...

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By *amie HantsWoman
25 weeks ago

Atlantis

Some of the messages I get on fab

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By *ascaIMan
25 weeks ago

Cheshire Liverpool Manchester


"Some of the messages I get on fab "

Some guys can be too cheesy. I would never.

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By *he love catsCouple
25 weeks ago

South Wales

Danish blue.

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By *illan-KillashMan
25 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants


"Hate cheese. Disgusting stuff

What?..not even Wensleydale."

You beat me to it.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
25 weeks ago

Okehampton

Aww I hoped this would be, “what’s your favourite “day” day” (national bikini day July 5th, just saying).

As for cheese - Brie innit

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Nothing beats a good Chedder.

Other notable mentions. Brie/goats/Stilton

Best dish ever - Cheese soup. *think fondue

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By *ensuallover1000Man
25 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

My personal favourite cheese is sadly….tragically even, no longer available here in the UK

Cracker Barrel.

Oh how I miss that shiny red packaging and that delicious taste

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
25 weeks ago

St Leonards

No knob cheese?

Not in.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

A nice bit of Wensleydale on a cracker grommit .....

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
25 weeks ago

little house on the praire

Colston basset stilton

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By *eli OP   Woman
25 weeks ago

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"My clear favourite is Brie.

However, Tom has inspired me to have some Jingoistic pride.

Cheddar is a great cheese let's be honest. It's got a wonderful flavour profile and is incredibly versatile.

Wensleydale, Cheshire and Caerphilly are also right up there. More A tier than S though.

Aged Gouda with plum chutney and a glass of port is quite divine. A chat up line is unnecessary at that point, I find. The shared indulgence is all that's required as a catalyst."

Who is Tom? I don't know Tom but he sounds like a fantastic bloke.

Good cheese-ing there Hans, never really had port and cheese but I might try it in twenty years or so.

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By *eli OP   Woman
25 weeks ago

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"Colston Basset.

*thread closed

It's a Stilton though.

Actually, I'm not going to shame you on this holy day. Best way to eat it/recipe for it?

My first thoughts on being presented with a sliver of Colston Basset, it's a Stilton, I don't like Stilton.

How wrong could I be......

Best way to eat it, let it breathe for a bit, plain crackers, grapes and a nice red.

Next time you're in London, we're going for cheese, I know just the place. "

Yay for cheese! I hold cheese time very seriously to my heart so I hope this isn't one of those painful incidents where someone says (me, I say it) "yeah let's do drinks/food at some point in the future" and then it never happens.

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By *inosaur PantsMan
25 weeks ago

Stourbridge

Boursin, let it go soft and scoop it up with BBQ pringles

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
25 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Favourite cheese is like trying to pick a favourite child. Not happening. I might say goat's cheese in honour of Jennie though

What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

J

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By *he love catsCouple
25 weeks ago

South Wales


"Favourite cheese is like trying to pick a favourite child. Not happening. I might say goat's cheese in honour of Jennie though

What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

J"

Mascarpone

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Feta

That's all

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By *ex HolesMan
25 weeks ago

Up North

Helmetdale

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"Helmetdale "

Flash backs of cheese sauce guy

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By *eordieJeansCouple
25 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Bring back halloumi fries.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"Bring back halloumi fries."

Go away

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By *ex HolesMan
25 weeks ago

Up North


"Helmetdale

Flash backs of cheese sauce guy "

Hhmmmmm nice and thick

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By *eordieJeansCouple
25 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"Bring back halloumi fries.

Go away"

But I’ve only just returned.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"Hate cheese. Disgusting stuff

What?..not even Wensleydale."

Has to be one of my favourites - poor Wallace!

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By *agatoXXXMan
25 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.


"Hate cheese. Disgusting stuff"

You're even worse than the guy with the kraft cheese slices.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Quite partial to a stinky variety or a veined branding I quite like it hot too

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By *eli OP   Woman
25 weeks ago

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"Those awfully cheap. (Plastic) squares that masquerade as cheese at family bbq's.

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You're really testing me on the not judging cheese choice.

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By *eli OP   Woman
25 weeks ago

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"Epoisse is my favourite cheese to eat with bread or crackers

My favourite dish with cheese would be my home made mac and cheese with chicken and broccoli added in and cheese on top melted and crisped up under the grill so delicious. Cheese would be a decent mature cheddar."

Utter filth. Sounds incredible.

Why do restaurants serve such poor macaroni cheese? It's normally made with some tasteless cheap variant, minimal cheese in it. Unseasoned blob of stodgy cheeseless pasta. Slight peeve of mine.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
25 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

I have many cheesy jokes.

Why did the cheese go on a diet?

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"Those awfully cheap. (Plastic) squares that masquerade as cheese at family bbq's.

You're really testing me on the not judging cheese choice."

Meli

Have you watched @clara_batten when she reviews american cooking recipes on Tik Tok (some of them have processed lumps of cheese that must be rectangles of 9" x 3" x 3" - classic

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By *4bimMan
25 weeks ago

Farnborough Hampshire


"Hate cheese. Disgusting stuff

What?..not even Wensleydale."

Nope cannot stand the smell of it

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By *ansoffateMan
25 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"My clear favourite is Brie.

However, Tom has inspired me to have some Jingoistic pride.

Cheddar is a great cheese let's be honest. It's got a wonderful flavour profile and is incredibly versatile.

Wensleydale, Cheshire and Caerphilly are also right up there. More A tier than S though.

Aged Gouda with plum chutney and a glass of port is quite divine. A chat up line is unnecessary at that point, I find. The shared indulgence is all that's required as a catalyst.

Who is Tom? I don't know Tom but he sounds like a fantastic bloke.

Good cheese-ing there Hans, never really had port and cheese but I might try it in twenty years or so."

Oh he's quite the character.

As much as I am convinced that you are capable of making up your own mind. I believe I waited said 20 years myself, and I regretted it the moment I was introduced to it, one fine sunny day in Amsterdam.

Hmmm now I am wondering what else I may regret 20 years from now.

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By *eli OP   Woman
25 weeks ago

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"Boursin, let it go soft and scoop it up with BBQ pringles "

You've suddenly become very sexy in my eyes. Boursin as a dip? True culinary genius.

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By *agatoXXXMan
25 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.


"Epoisse is my favourite cheese to eat with bread or crackers

My favourite dish with cheese would be my home made mac and cheese with chicken and broccoli added in and cheese on top melted and crisped up under the grill so delicious. Cheese would be a decent mature cheddar.

Utter filth. Sounds incredible.

Why do restaurants serve such poor macaroni cheese? It's normally made with some tasteless cheap variant, minimal cheese in it. Unseasoned blob of stodgy cheeseless pasta. Slight peeve of mine."

I make a fourcheese mac n' cheese, with extra mature cheddar, ricotta, parmesan, and Caledonian Blue. There's no flour in it, just the cheeses, butter, milk, mustard and seasoning. I top it with parmesan, and panko breadcrumbs, for oven baking. It never lets me down.

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By *eli OP   Woman
25 weeks ago

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"Vignotte.

That stuff is pure filth

Mrs TMN x"

You're bringing the top tier stuff, thanks NipNips.

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By *eli OP   Woman
25 weeks ago

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"Mahón

Asiago

Bitto Storico

Stilchelton

Comte

Extra mature cheddar

"

Asiago! Yes! So few have heard of it but it's sooo good. You have very good taste in cheese, shoes and fragrance Bella.

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By *illan-KillashMan
25 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants


"Colston Basset.

*thread closed

It's a Stilton though.

Actually, I'm not going to shame you on this holy day. Best way to eat it/recipe for it?

My first thoughts on being presented with a sliver of Colston Basset, it's a Stilton, I don't like Stilton.

How wrong could I be......

Best way to eat it, let it breathe for a bit, plain crackers, grapes and a nice red.

Next time you're in London, we're going for cheese, I know just the place.

Yay for cheese! I hold cheese time very seriously to my heart so I hope this isn't one of those painful incidents where someone says (me, I say it) "yeah let's do drinks/food at some point in the future" and then it never happens."

Let me know when you're next in Olde London Towne.

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By *eli OP   Woman
25 weeks ago

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"Some of the messages I get on fab "

What about the cheese in cheese toasties when you've flirted your way to the good wine for free the night before?

That cheese is epic.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"

Yay for cheese! I hold cheese time very seriously to my heart so I hope this isn't one of those painful incidents where someone says (me, I say it) "yeah let's do drinks/food at some point in the future" and then it never happens.

"

Instead of coffee dates, I need to start having cheese dates.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

An extra mature cheddar is what I normally go for,2 slices of Warburton bread toasting under a gas grill could just stare at that grilling for ages,bulbbling up till the cheeses starts going a golden brown Mmmmm

Better than Sex

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By *ansoffateMan
25 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

I'm going to make myself a cheese omelette now.

I can't contain my desire.

If I don't cave in and just start gnawing on the block like a mouse.

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By *irtydevil666Man
25 weeks ago

bristol

Double Gloucester with chives and onions in.....

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
25 weeks ago

Manchester-ish


"I have many cheesy jokes.

Why did the cheese go on a diet?

"

I don't know. Why did the cheese go on a diet?

J

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By *eli OP   Woman
25 weeks ago

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"

Yay for cheese! I hold cheese time very seriously to my heart so I hope this isn't one of those painful incidents where someone says (me, I say it) "yeah let's do drinks/food at some point in the future" and then it never happens.

Instead of coffee dates, I need to start having cheese dates. "

Yes! You'll know that they're a decent person far more easily than on a coffee date. Plus, you get cheese. They could be an absolute throbber but cheese makes them palatable.

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By *4bimMan
25 weeks ago

Farnborough Hampshire

Hell is waiting for cheese eaters.

Horrible stuff lol

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
25 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I have many cheesy jokes.

Why did the cheese go on a diet?

I don't know. Why did the cheese go on a diet?

J"

To cheddar few pounds.

Did you hear about the cheesemonger who painted his wife?

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"

Instead of coffee dates, I need to start having cheese dates.

Yes! You'll know that they're a decent person far more easily than on a coffee date. Plus, you get cheese. They could be an absolute throbber but cheese makes them palatable. "

Coffee allowed me to suck it down fast in the interest of needing to make a quick exit. With cheese, one has to linger around a bit longer.

But, it’s cheese…

Decisions.

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By *amie HantsWoman
25 weeks ago

Atlantis


"Some of the messages I get on fab

What about the cheese in cheese toasties when you've flirted your way to the good wine for free the night before?

That cheese is epic."

Oh my god. That was incredible cheese. Ok the post sleaze cheese wins!

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By *eli OP   Woman
25 weeks ago

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"Those awfully cheap. (Plastic) squares that masquerade as cheese at family bbq's.

You're really testing me on the not judging cheese choice.

Meli

Have you watched @clara_batten when she reviews american cooking recipes on Tik Tok (some of them have processed lumps of cheese that must be rectangles of 9" x 3" x 3" - classic"

No. I don't want to view it because then I'll start hating people and I love people too much to pull a Coyote.

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By *cLovin2Man
25 weeks ago

Reading

My favourite is a cheese with pickled onions Tesco does.

Other than that extra mature cheddar has the oomph, I do love goats cheese. But blue cheese is disgusting.

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By *eli OP   Woman
25 weeks ago

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"Some of the messages I get on fab

What about the cheese in cheese toasties when you've flirted your way to the good wine for free the night before?

That cheese is epic.

Oh my god. That was incredible cheese. Ok the post sleaze cheese wins! "

Sleazy cheese always wins. Have you ever had a man brandish his cheese at you before? So sexy.

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By *eli OP   Woman
25 weeks ago

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"Epoisse is my favourite cheese to eat with bread or crackers

My favourite dish with cheese would be my home made mac and cheese with chicken and broccoli added in and cheese on top melted and crisped up under the grill so delicious. Cheese would be a decent mature cheddar.

Utter filth. Sounds incredible.

Why do restaurants serve such poor macaroni cheese? It's normally made with some tasteless cheap variant, minimal cheese in it. Unseasoned blob of stodgy cheeseless pasta. Slight peeve of mine.

I make a fourcheese mac n' cheese, with extra mature cheddar, ricotta, parmesan, and Caledonian Blue. There's no flour in it, just the cheeses, butter, milk, mustard and seasoning. I top it with parmesan, and panko breadcrumbs, for oven baking. It never lets me down.

"

Zagato! Okay, so I'm going to try this. Normally I make a roux and add an excessive amount of various cheese (I tend to favour Italian) but this sounds really good.

Mustard is perfect for cutting through the richness of cheese, such an underrated macaroni cheese addition.

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By *eli OP   Woman
25 weeks ago

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"I'm going to make myself a cheese omelette now.

I can't contain my desire.

If I don't cave in and just start gnawing on the block like a mouse."

Do it. Mouse like nibbles are a mood.

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By *ambertMan
25 weeks ago

Cheltenham

I am partial to a baked brie

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By *obilebottomMan
25 weeks ago

All over

Well not easy to pick one or two as like most. Generally like hard cheeses like comte, gruyere, kefalotyri, manchego etc. But also love a good brie, gongonzola, blue cheese and feta

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

We are forgetting Casu martzu

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By *ensuallover1000Man
25 weeks ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"We are forgetting Casu martzu"

Holy jumping maggots Batman!

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"We are forgetting Casu martzu

Holy jumping maggots Batman! "

I know right

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By *odgers and PartingCouple
25 weeks ago

edinburgh

Absolute cheese fiend here K

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By *itygamesMan
25 weeks ago

UK

Dairy lea cream cheese on hot toast with loadsa butter

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By *tylebender03Man
25 weeks ago

Manchester

Mac and Cheese

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By *eli OP   Woman
25 weeks ago

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"We are forgetting Casu martzu"

For a reason. For a reason.

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By *tylebender03Man
25 weeks ago

Manchester

Cheesey Beano for breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Pair your cheese with wine and a pickle tonight.

Open to offers

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By *eli OP   Woman
25 weeks ago

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"Cheesey Beano for breakfast "

What's a cheesy beano?

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By *nnCeeWoman
25 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

I like cheese. Not able to eat too much of it anymore.

But cheddar is good

A crumbly Lancashire

Edam

Doux de Montagne, but sadly, Sainsburys have stopped selling it

Red Leicester - had one the other week with crunchy bits it, delicious.

I don't understand cheese with mould in though. Bleurgh!

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By *eli OP   Woman
25 weeks ago

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"Pair your cheese with wine and a pickle tonight.

Open to offers"

See, this? This would work on me. Smooth, Pickle.

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By *tylebender03Man
25 weeks ago

Manchester


"Cheesey Beano for breakfast

What's a cheesy beano?"

It’s toast topped with bacon, beans and melted cheese on top. It sounds basic but it’s nice lol

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By *eli OP   Woman
25 weeks ago

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"Cheesey Beano for breakfast

What's a cheesy beano?

It’s toast topped with bacon, beans and melted cheese on top. It sounds basic but it’s nice lol"

Minus the bacon that sounds incredible. Fuck it, cheese is good in a basic way as well - love a good jacket potato with excessive amount of cheese or a baguette with good butter and cheese all separate and eaten how I want.

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By *ittlebirdWoman
25 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

I adore Dolcelatte

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By *ob Carpe DiemMan
25 weeks ago

Torquay

It also Devon day which is completely meaningless

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By *eli OP   Woman
25 weeks ago

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By *eli OP   Woman
25 weeks ago

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"It also Devon day which is completely meaningless "

Yeah, sorry about that.

Cheese is greater than Devon. Can't be helped.

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By *own PeriscopeMan
25 weeks ago

the hawkhills

Manchego with a wholemeal crackers and a chilli jam.

Halloumi on the bbq in kebabs with onions, peppers and mushrooms

Red leicster and caerphilly cauliflower cheese

Double Gloucester and beans breville with extra dbl glaws melted under the grill on top.

Marmite cheddar - just big fuck off chunks of it and a hefty glass of port

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"Pair your cheese with wine and a pickle tonight.

Open to offers

See, this? This would work on me. Smooth, Pickle."

You and I are like magnets Meli. It’s inevitable.

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By *sleWightCoupleCouple
25 weeks ago

Ryde

Cambozola!! Pair it with the right crackers and it's absolutely heavenly.

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By *reeneyes40Man
25 weeks ago

cambridge

Top of my list is Cashel Blue or Manchego

Bottom of my list, I think I had primula from a metal tube with pineapple in it once. Awful.

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By *aizyWoman
25 weeks ago

west midlands

Philadelphia is about my limit when it comes to cheese.

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By *own PeriscopeMan
25 weeks ago

the hawkhills

For anyone thats in the know - the dreaded cheese possessed. I loved that stuff

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By *andy CanesWoman
25 weeks ago

south

I like Wensleydale and Cranberry

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By *hoirCouple
25 weeks ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds


"I know, I know, there's a day for everything, truly awful, marketing man's dream or scheme, capitalism is awful, millennials are the worst...

I don't care. It's cheese.

So... what's your favourite type of cheese? Cheese based/containing dish? What cheesy chat up lines would work on you?

Bring on the cheese. Just not any knob cheese, thank you."

It's also BBQ week so what better time to get them both celebrated!

C

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By *hoirCouple
25 weeks ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds


"I know, I know, there's a day for everything, truly awful, marketing man's dream or scheme, capitalism is awful, millennials are the worst...

I don't care. It's cheese.

So... what's your favourite type of cheese? Cheese based/containing dish? What cheesy chat up lines would work on you?

Bring on the cheese. Just not any knob cheese, thank you."

I'm a lover of blue cheese but any cheese will typically do (not the UPF blocks or the GMO rennet though)

C

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By *eli OP   Woman
25 weeks ago

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"Philadelphia is about my limit when it comes to cheese."

Daizy! No. From anyone but you I'd think fuck it but this? It feels like heartbreak.

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
25 weeks ago

I never knew it was national cheese day today! And I’ve had done! Doh!

I am not a fan of blue cheeses or ones with fruit/spicy stuff in them, I’m a plain cheese kinda girl! And actually it’s been forever since I’ve had a cheese board/cheese filled meal and that needs to be rectified!

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By *aizyWoman
25 weeks ago

west midlands


"Philadelphia is about my limit when it comes to cheese.

Daizy! No. From anyone but you I'd think fuck it but this? It feels like heartbreak."

I am so sorry Meli, I hate disappointing you, but I just don't like cheese! I'll have a mild cheddar on toast every once in a while, but thats as far as I'll go with cheese

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By *obilebottomMan
25 weeks ago

All over


"Philadelphia is about my limit when it comes to cheese.

Daizy! No. From anyone but you I'd think fuck it but this? It feels like heartbreak.

I am so sorry Meli, I hate disappointing you, but I just don't like cheese! I'll have a mild cheddar on toast every once in a while, but thats as far as I'll go with cheese "

Have you had too much on here and put you off?

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By *eli OP   Woman
25 weeks ago

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"I never knew it was national cheese day today! And I’ve had done! Doh!

I am not a fan of blue cheeses or ones with fruit/spicy stuff in them, I’m a plain cheese kinda girl! And actually it’s been forever since I’ve had a cheese board/cheese filled meal and that needs to be rectified! "

Yes! If you're in Manchester any time soon there's a fantastic restaurant just outside called Brewski and they do the most dirty cheesy goodness... to an unimaginable level.

There's also Northern Soul. Best cheese toasties ever. Get some cheese in your life Booty!

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By *eavilMan
25 weeks ago

Stalybridge

Best British cheese is Coverdale - a sub variety of Wensleydale but with a rich creamy yet stronger flavour.

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By *hoirCouple
25 weeks ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

I fancy some Blue Brain now.

C

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By *ou only live onceMan
25 weeks ago

London

It's nice when niche threads take off.

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By *eli OP   Woman
25 weeks ago

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"It's nice when niche threads take off."

Aww thanks YNTCYN.

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By *ou only live onceMan
25 weeks ago

London


"It's nice when niche threads take off.

Aww thanks YNTCYN. "

I'd eat fondue for you, Meli

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By *ycanNightsMan
25 weeks ago

Workington

Vintage cave aged cheddar

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
25 weeks ago


"I never knew it was national cheese day today! And I’ve had done! Doh!

I am not a fan of blue cheeses or ones with fruit/spicy stuff in them, I’m a plain cheese kinda girl! And actually it’s been forever since I’ve had a cheese board/cheese filled meal and that needs to be rectified!

Yes! If you're in Manchester any time soon there's a fantastic restaurant just outside called Brewski and they do the most dirty cheesy goodness... to an unimaginable level.

There's also Northern Soul. Best cheese toasties ever. Get some cheese in your life Booty!"

I need both of these! I am going to go on a cheese hunt

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By *hoirCouple
25 weeks ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

Reblochon with chipolatas and cara_elised red onion chutney

P

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By *utterfly64Woman
25 weeks ago

Raynes Park

Cheese. All cheese. From a baby bel right through to a stinking Bishop. Mmmm. Love cheese. Must have a cheese board over the weekend

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"Those awfully cheap. (Plastic) squares that masquerade as cheese at family bbq's.

You're really testing me on the not judging cheese choice.

Meli

Have you watched @clara_batten when she reviews american cooking recipes on Tik Tok (some of them have processed lumps of cheese that must be rectangles of 9" x 3" x 3" - classic

No. I don't want to view it because then I'll start hating people and I love people too much to pull a Coyote."

You won't hate, it's running commentary on cooking as she drinks a cocktail, ultimately ending with the words "Fuuuccckkkk orf"

One menu was a four cheese special, with one of the cheeses being a squirty one from a tube and another being Doritos!

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By *rand Central CoupleCouple
25 weeks ago

Glasgow

Not cheese fans!!

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By *agatoXXXMan
25 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.


"Not cheese fans!! "

We cannot be friends.

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By *illan-KillashMan
25 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

I'm writing a book on dream interpretation.

It's called "You've had too much cheese"

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By *agatoXXXMan
25 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.


"I'm writing a book on dream interpretation.

It's called "You've had too much cheese"

"

There is no such thing as too much cheese. Please refrain from such blasphemy.

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