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By *bi Haive OP Man
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25 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I've just seen some butt plugs for sale with 'No Entry' signs on the bases.

What have you seen or read of late that doesn't make sense?

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
25 weeks ago

BRIDPORT

What have you seen or read of late that doesn't make sense?

The Labour and Conservative Party election manifestos

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
25 weeks ago

Leeds

The mrs is a living, breathing one.

Intelligent retard.

The mr

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
25 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Military Intelligence" always struck me as one

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By *rpeggioCouple
25 weeks ago

Baughurst

""Military Intelligence" always struck me as one"

Considering that they rule a large number of countries and are given a fat chunk of the budgetb each year, I would not dismiss them that lightly, lol.

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By *agatoXXXMan
25 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"The mrs is a living, breathing one.

Intelligent retard.

The mr "

I wonder if the ambulance has arrived yet?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
25 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

‘Average superhero’

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By *ea monkeyMan
25 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

Why dyslexia is so hard to spell

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Virtual reality

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By *ravelling_WilburyMan
25 weeks ago

Beverley

I think, no entry' is referring to the base itself, you don't want to lose that up there

Every day conversation is full of them. 'only choice,' 'random order,' 'clearly confused,' 'deafening silence' etc

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By *edeWoman
25 weeks ago

the abyss

'Contains nuts' on a packet of pistachios

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
25 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"'Contains nuts' on the fab homepage"

Seems legit

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By *r TriomanMan
25 weeks ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Chilli peppers...

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Marital bliss

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By *he Silver FuxMan
25 weeks ago

Uttoxeter

Career planning

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By *iss_FickleWoman
25 weeks ago

Cambridgeshire

I see a lot of them on profiles...

Pretty ugly

Seriously funny

Open secret

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
25 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

""Military Intelligence" always struck me as one

Considering that they rule a large number of countries and are given a fat chunk of the budgetb each year, I would not dismiss them that lightly, lol."
doesn't mean they're clever, just that they've got all the guns.

I was in the army, and my comcen was right next door to the intelligence room. I stand by what I said.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
25 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"'Contains nuts' on a packet of pistachios"

Surely that's a truism?

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By *ansoffateMan
25 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

There was a billboard campaign in the 90s warning about cannabis.

It said 51% of people by the age of 30 will have tried cannabis.

So that's an advertisement to legalise it in a democracy?

Lately... Any 'contact us' link on a business website. Somehow that leads to some kind faq section that ends with can't find what you are looking for? Click here to contact us.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
25 weeks ago

Leeds

"The mrs is a living, breathing one.

Intelligent retard.

The mr

I wonder if the ambulance has arrived yet?"

Don’t talk daft, she agrees with me.

The mr

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By *rsKOTCTWoman
25 weeks ago

Leeds

"The mrs is a living, breathing one.

Intelligent retard.

The mr

I wonder if the ambulance has arrived yet?

Don’t talk daft, she agrees with me.

The mr "

He tells the truth! I got no comeback!

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