FabSwingers.com forum: I tell people I can do this but I can't

By *reative-mind OP Man
34 weeks ago

Exeter

What's something you tell people you can do but in reality it's a lie:

I'll go first: swim.

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
34 weeks ago

Stourbridge

Use Excel

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

Life, bro. Life.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
34 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

Attract Women

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

Other than that- make a good Mac n cheese

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
34 weeks ago

somewhere

When I first started talking to doughnut many moons ago, I told him I was a girl gamer to look more attractive, I came unstuck when he asked what my favourite game was and I said halo, he then asked me which one, so there I was asking my ex husband which the best one was, I think doughnut got a hard on there and then and asked me to marry him lol.

I fessed up in the end, I can't play games, I get motion sickness, sims is the best I can do.

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
34 weeks ago

Wherever

Get over it.

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By *rpeggioCouple
34 weeks ago

Baughurst

"Use Excel"

Excel in bed (don't have a laptop)

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By *oozleMan
34 weeks ago

high wycombe

I’m Batman ….

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By *erry bull1Man
34 weeks ago

doncaster

Lick my elbows

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By *nnCeeWoman
34 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

Adult

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

sing - when I was in the choir I mimed

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By *ayd100Man
34 weeks ago

clitheroe

Get hard

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
34 weeks ago

Stourbridge

"Use Excel

Excel in bed (don't have a laptop)"

I see what you did there……

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By *amie HantsWoman
34 weeks ago

Atlantis

-Parallel park

-Spell parallel correctly without help of autocorrect

-Cook rice

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

"-Parallel park

-Spell parallel correctly without help of autocorrect

-Cook rice "
Not being able to cook rice? I thought we were friends

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By *eliWoman
34 weeks ago

Ride a bike.

I can't. At all. Never learnt how to. It's too late to do so now.

I think I've only told two people I can but it's such a lie it deserves to be in here.

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By *usurrusCouple
34 weeks ago

North West.

Do the splits.

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By *ustamanMan
34 weeks ago

weymouth

Sing and dance- doesn't stop me trying tho

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By *ea monkeyMan
34 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

Have the sex

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By *olvesfunguyMan
34 weeks ago

WOLVERHAMPTON

Give woman multiple orgasms through sex!

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By *TG3Man
34 weeks ago

Dorchester

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By *TG3Man
34 weeks ago

Dorchester

Vault the pommel horse

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By *ubikslongswordMan
34 weeks ago

Rubiksville

"When I first started talking to doughnut many moons ago, I told him I was a girl gamer to look more attractive, I came unstuck when he asked what my favourite game was and I said halo, he then asked me which one, so there I was asking my ex husband which the best one was, I think doughnut got a hard on there and then and asked me to marry him lol.

I fessed up in the end, I can't play games, I get motion sickness, sims is the best I can do."

The betrayal still hurts

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By *onderWomanWlvWoman
34 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

-Cook rice "

Get a rice cooker, it'll change your life! Doesnt have to be fancy, cheap one is fine. I *can* cook rice, but since getting one I would not be without it, when it breaks I'll be replacing it same day

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By *TG3Man
34 weeks ago

Dorchester

-Cook rice

Get a rice cooker, it'll change your life! Doesnt have to be fancy, cheap one is fine. I *can* cook rice, but since getting one I would not be without it, when it breaks I'll be replacing it same day

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thought you were gonna say fly

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By *agatoXXXMan
34 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

Swing.

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By *TG3Man
34 weeks ago

Dorchester

Lick my elbow

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By *usurrusCouple
34 weeks ago

North West.

"Vault the pommel horse

Fred, technically you swing or circle on the pommel horse. This is where you have been going wrong. The vault refers to simply getting onto it - usually with panache and skill. However, from a certain perspective, just falling onto it also counts as vaulting it.

*Happy to help.

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By *naswingdressWoman
34 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

-Cook rice

Get a rice cooker, it'll change your life! Doesnt have to be fancy, cheap one is fine. I *can* cook rice, but since getting one I would not be without it, when it breaks I'll be replacing it same day

I have a microwave container that does the same thing, hopefully one of those things that will be with me forever. For white rice, add x of rice, 2x of water, put the lid on, 12 minutes. (Brown rice takes longer)

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By *ansoffateMan
34 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Get up before 10am

It's technically possible, but I'm not really alive.

I'm an absolute chocolate teapot.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
34 weeks ago

Wirral

Remember stuff. "No need to write it down, I'll remember that".

I have the attention span of a goldfish with head trauma; I'm not going to remember it.

I don't consider it a lie though, since when I say I will remember I genuinely believe it in spite of a lifetime of evidence to the contrary.

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By *iss DevilWoman
34 weeks ago

Bedford

"Ride a bike.

I can't. At all. Never learnt how to. It's too late to do so now.

I think I've only told two people I can but it's such a lie it deserves to be in here."

Meli, it's never too late to learn to ride a bike, I was taught when I was about 36. I was never very good at it though.

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By *ACOLCouple
34 weeks ago

limerick

That I can have self control when it comes to sweet stuff.

Lina.

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By *arry monk40Man
34 weeks ago

Telford

Diy

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By *histle do nicelyMan
34 weeks ago

Glasgow South

Cook rice

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By *lack beauty 35Woman
34 weeks ago

West midlands

Cook Caribbean food

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By *ltrMan
34 weeks ago

sheffield

Bake a cake

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By *allandathleticMan
34 weeks ago

Asgard

Have my shit together at 35...

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By *igronnie89Man
34 weeks ago

near you

"-Parallel park

-Spell parallel correctly without help of autocorrect

-Cook rice "

Can teach you to parallel park if youd like

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

Suck cock

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By *allandathleticMan
34 weeks ago

Asgard

"Suck cock

I'm sure there's alot of patient men on here willing to volunteer for practise

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

"Suck cock

I'm sure there's alot of patient men on here willing to volunteer for practise

with a lack of a queue, I hadn’t noticed.

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By *igronnie89Man
34 weeks ago

near you

"Suck cock

I'm sure there's alot of patient men on here willing to volunteer for practise

Agreed

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By *allandathleticMan
34 weeks ago

Asgard

"Suck cock

I'm sure there's alot of patient men on here willing to volunteer for practise

with a lack of a queue, I hadn’t noticed.

They're all 'somewhere in the world'

roll

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By *igronnie89Man
34 weeks ago

near you

"Suck cock

I'm sure there's alot of patient men on here willing to volunteer for practise

with a lack of a queue, I hadn’t noticed.

We'll help ypu put by lending you our cocks

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By *allandathleticMan
34 weeks ago

Asgard

"Suck cock

I'm sure there's alot of patient men on here willing to volunteer for practise

with a lack of a queue, I hadn’t noticed.

We'll help ypu put by lending you our cocks"

She's run away now.

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

"Suck cock

I'm sure there's alot of patient men on here willing to volunteer for practise

Be patient especially lack of BJ skills….how hard can it be?

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By *illy IdolMan
34 weeks ago

Midlands

I can't play guitar.

It was just sitting there collecting dust, so I put it to good use

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
34 weeks ago

Reading

"Ride a bike.

I can't. At all. Never learnt how to. It's too late to do so now.

I think I've only told two people I can but it's such a lie it deserves to be in here."

I recently started to ride a bike after not having touched one for 40 years. I fell off a lot but you get it in the end.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
34 weeks ago

Reading

"Suck cock

I'm sure there's alot of patient men on here willing to volunteer for practise

Be patient especially lack of BJ skills….how hard can it be?

Harder if it's not hard.

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

"Suck cock

I'm sure there's alot of patient men on here willing to volunteer for practise

Be patient especially lack of BJ skills….how hard can it be?

Harder if it's not hard. "

That’s where I’m going wrong I reckon. They’re never hard around me.

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By *wing4 Mz Dub xWoman
34 weeks ago

Shoulder 2 Shoulder x D.12/ Long mile Rd

Ride like a porn star lol

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By *he love catsCouple
34 weeks ago

South Wales

Grow a rose bush out of my arse, plenty of fertilizer but the thorns hurt too much.

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By *lexm87Man
34 weeks ago

Various

"-Parallel park

-Spell parallel correctly without help of autocorrect

-Cook rice "

Always rinse it, unless it's risotto rice.

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By *ickie_RankingMan
34 weeks ago

London

Not cheat. Yes I said it

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By *aseylee324Couple
34 weeks ago

Valley of Squinting Windows

Give a shit

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

"Suck cock

I'm sure there's alot of patient men on here willing to volunteer for practise

Be patient especially lack of BJ skills….how hard can it be?

Harder if it's not hard. "

Mmmm interesting point but that’s never been the issue. Not yet anyway but I am not getting any younger….pass the Viagra

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

Sleep well.

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

"Suck cock

I'm sure there's alot of patient men on here willing to volunteer for practise

Be patient especially lack of BJ skills….how hard can it be?

Harder if it's not hard.

That’s where I’m going wrong I reckon. They’re never hard around me.

Either a change in perfume or men is in order

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By *heekyguy_hertsMan
34 weeks ago

Hertfordshire

Grow to 11 inches

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

Poop through the eye of a needle.

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By *he love catsCouple
34 weeks ago

South Wales

"-Parallel park

-Spell parallel correctly without help of autocorrect

-Cook rice

Always rinse it, unless it's risotto rice. "

My Mrs washes her rice for ages.

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By *edeWoman
34 weeks ago

the abyss

Give up chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

Adult

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By *eordieJeansCouple
34 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Eat a vindaloo without making my toilet look like Chernobyl.

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

Piss fun

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

"Piss fun"

Sorry - wrong thread.

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By *uzie69xTV/TS
34 weeks ago

Maidstone

"Use Excel"

Oh I am advanced Excel user, and Power BI...

I pretend I'm comfortable around dogs but in reality having been bitten twice, I'm on edge...

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By *reative-mind OP Man
34 weeks ago

Exeter

"Use Excel

Oh I am advanced Excel user, and Power BI...

I pretend I'm comfortable around dogs but in reality having been bitten twice, I'm on edge..."

Good enough for the excel Olympics?

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

Be sociable

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By *ittlebirdWoman
34 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Work hard

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