FabSwingers.com forum: If your ex rang the bell one night.....

By *hagTonight OP Man
25 weeks ago

From the land of haribos.

Out of nowhere and they told you they have nowhere to sleep, what would you do? I dont have an ex, but I guess that they could sleep on the couch for the night. I saw this fun quote and I thought I would share it

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
25 weeks ago

Pontypool

Highly unlikely they would ask, but no. I changed the locks for a reason.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Not on the couch, it's rather expensive!

Also I'd be surprised she knew where I lived ...

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By *r John WickMan
25 weeks ago

The Continental

Yes.

I don’t have enough hate in me to see someone I know, on the streets.

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By *idlandiaMan
25 weeks ago

Birmingham

Depends on which ex

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By *imi_RougeWoman
25 weeks ago

Portsmouth

Depends which ex it was... Father of my child? He could have the spare room. There's a few I'd just shut the door in their face

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By *hortarseWoman
25 weeks ago

Norfolk

I don't think his wife be happy him coming to me

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By *ad NannaWoman
25 weeks ago

East London

I'd tell him he can have a spare room, then I'd go back to bed.

He knows which rooms are which.

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By *TG3Man
25 weeks ago

Dorchester

I don't hate any of my ex's they can come in i have Douewe Egberts

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
25 weeks ago

Markfield

No, I’d send him off to his parents.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
25 weeks ago

East Sussex

If he knew where I live I'd be amazed so much so that I'd give him the money for an hotel

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By *obilebottomMan
25 weeks ago

All over

Would tell them I am busy fabbing Mr Wick's rainbow pic as has to get to the top spot. Fab of you haven't yet

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By *lan157Man
25 weeks ago

a village near Haywards Heath in East Sussex

Invite her in and move my things into the spare room so she could have my room with the ensuite bathroom

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
25 weeks ago

North West

I'd give him a few quid for a cheap hotel and the phone number for the council.

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By *idssissyTV/TS
25 weeks ago

Birmingham

Would first ask how they got my address

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By *elshy44Man
25 weeks ago

rct

I would happily give up my bed for her, she the mother of my kids and i will always have a place in my heart for her and for only that reason she could have my bed

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
25 weeks ago

Reading

Of course. He's the father of my 3 children. But I hope he knows what yeti say about guests and fish.

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
25 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

If you’re reading this and you’re my ex - fuck off, not a chance, we are done! Also, congrats on learning to read, thicko

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

"If you’re reading this and you’re my ex - fuck off, not a chance, we are done! Also, congrats on learning to read, thicko"

Aggressive stance

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By *ansoffateMan
25 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

This happened and I did let her stay. The problem was that I was staying in a flat with my girlfriend.

It was fine at first, but then it kind of went downhill, like off a cliff edge.

I don't regret the decision, she had nowhere to go and turned up with a black eye from her boyfriend. She'd have done the same for me.

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
25 weeks ago

your head

Depends which one. One would be welcome, the other not so much.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

"No, I’d send him off to his parents. "

This ^^^

He's go knock on his Mummy's door first anyway

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By *edeWoman
25 weeks ago

the abyss

Yeah crack on, the spare bed is made up. Here's a glass of wine, now log into your Disney so we can sit and sing along to Encanto. Also - your cooking dinner

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By *adyBugsWoman
25 weeks ago

cognito

I’d be seriously worried about how they found out where I lived…they belong in my past and don’t deserve my help.

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By *naswingdressWoman
25 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

I have a blow up mattress for house guests.

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By *luebell888Woman
25 weeks ago

Glasgowish

My spare bedroom is there to be used if needed so he would be welcome.

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By *rsPricklePantsWoman
25 weeks ago

Room 237 at The Overlook Hotel, Suffolk

I would want to know how the hell they knew my address

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By *ripfillMan
25 weeks ago

havant

"If you’re reading this and you’re my ex - fuck off, not a chance, we are done! Also, congrats on learning to read, thicko"

Ouch - harsh ?

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By *ripfillMan
25 weeks ago

havant

Oh I am not the thickco by the way

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By *anda7213Man
25 weeks ago

Normanton

All depends which ex. First wife absolutely not she made me homeless, 2nd? maybe, if she was sober. Ex fwb? absolutely and not for the sex either. Shes the sweetest person you could ever meet, the one person id drop everything for, even when she shuts down.

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By *ripfillMan
25 weeks ago

havant

Oh bugger stop digging … thicko I meant to have texted

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
25 weeks ago

little house on the praire

He could have the recliner

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By *tripper9Man
25 weeks ago

Blackburn

I’d invite her in and spend the night between her legs!

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
25 weeks ago

Norwich

Invite her in for a threesome. Depending on which one it was.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Tell her I don't remember you

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By *929Man
25 weeks ago

newcastle

I’d just laugh and shut the door then pray for torrential rain

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By *ripfillMan
25 weeks ago

havant

Delighted to be welcoming despite everything …

Chance for a glass of sherry

Spare room. Lend a tee shirt ..

even let the cat stay in the spare room but coffee at 6.30 brought up stairs for me in bed

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By *r LovecraftMan
25 weeks ago

RCT/Swansea/Cwmbran

She'd be warmly invited in and made as welcome as any guest should be. She's the mother of my children and, despite everything, still a good friend. She also knows her place in my heart is eternal.

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By *agnar73Man
25 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

I’d offer the bed and sleep on sofa with the dog I guess

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
25 weeks ago

Central

I'd provide the simple data on how to find accommodation for some of them and provide confidence Res for others

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
25 weeks ago

chichester

Would ignore it

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By *own PeriscopeMan
25 weeks ago

the hawkhills

I'd remember that once a blood sucking life force draining creature is invited over your threshold all pain and suffering that ensues from there on in is on me.

Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me.

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By *hoirCouple
25 weeks ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds

I'd ask why she needed shelter given she died years ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Depends which but most yes

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Sure, and she can explain where’s the half of the house I’m owed.

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By *aturefunswTV/TS
25 weeks ago

bristol

Well anywhere cos I’d be out in shock as divorce papers just landed x

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By *ustincider888Man
25 weeks ago

Preston Ish

Considering I've justvwoke up from a wet dream about my ex, then I'd say she could definitely stay

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
25 weeks ago

Weymouth

"I don't hate any of my ex's they can come in i have Douewe Egberts

Yum!!

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
25 weeks ago

Weymouth

If it was my most recent ex, I'd tell him not to trip back down the 4 flights of stairs and jog on. - Xeno

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By *hagTonight OP Man
25 weeks ago

From the land of haribos.

[Removed by poster at 04/06/24 09:11:02]

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By *hagTonight OP Man
25 weeks ago

From the land of haribos.

"Highly unlikely they would ask, but no. I changed the locks for a reason."
That is good to change the locks too.

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By *EAT..85Woman
25 weeks ago

Nottingham

The main ex would never ask. But I'd be too soft to say no if he did. I WOULD however hide anything financial/official as I wouldn't trust his as far as I could throw him. Any others, sure

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
25 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

This actually happened to me. I was out on the piss and had to listen to my mate shag his missus. I was pissed, got horny and text my ex GF that it would be good to give things another go.

The next day when I sobered up and made my way to my house late afternoon my sister called to say that she was sure she had seen 'Jane' walking to my house (she was pretty distinctive).

Surely she wouldn't travel from Carlisle to Guildford?

Ding Dong. The bell went. She was stood there looking pretty hot. I felt a wave of discomfort and disbelief. I tried to make the best of a self inflicted bad situation. We went out for a meal, had a drink, fucked well into the night, made some excuse about deploying abroad and never saw her again.

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By *hagTonight OP Man
25 weeks ago

From the land of haribos.

"Yes.

I don’t have enough hate in me to see someone I know, on the streets."
That is good

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By *edstockings2Couple
25 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

Female here

If my Ex call he would be most welcome to have the sofa anytime.

He is still part of the family being that he is the father if our children.

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
25 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

Depends which ex

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By *exbecs24Woman
25 weeks ago

Folkstone

Who has experienced homelessness.Say aye.

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By *exbecs24Woman
25 weeks ago

Folkstone

Hi op.Living out of my car right now but no ex husband to call upon besides or ef bfs..

Do remember two occasions

One night my ex husband bought a mate home was d*unk never asked if he could stay.. the sofa need you ask.

Other time I told my ex bf to get rid of his mate.

I don't half pick them

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By *uriousscouserWoman
25 weeks ago

Wirral

Depends which ex. One or two would be welcome to the sofa (one would be welcome in my bed!), one I'd give some cash and send him to the travelodge at the end of the road, one I'd call the police.

Thankfully it's extremely unlikely to happen; we've been out of each other's lives for a good long time.

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By *ecky and justCouple
25 weeks ago

Godalming

Depends which ex…

For both of us there are some we’re friends with and others we’re definitely not..!

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By *imply DeeWoman
25 weeks ago

Wherever

That one that passed away? I’d be pretty terrified if you ask me!

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
25 weeks ago

Okehampton

The last one? I have a gloriously comfy sofa bed as long as she brought her own oat milk all would be fine.

Only one relationship ended badly in my life and I wouldn’t want her anywhere near, the rest we parted as amiably as one can and if they were down on their luck wouldn’t want to see them on the streets. But wouldn’t share my bed with them all the same, time passes.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Yeah.. She can fuck off!

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By *ea monkeyMan
25 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

The last one that made me homeless? No.

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By *ed MartinMan
25 weeks ago

Shefford

"I don't think his wife be happy him coming to me

He’s been chucked out by her, that’s why he’s got nowhere else to sleep! That said, if he’s managed to fuck up so badly that 2 of the women in his life have shown him the door, he probably deserves to spend a night on a park bench!

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By *oneyBee200Woman
25 weeks ago

Kent

Tell him Karma is bitch and slam the door shut!

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By *rMrs sexy bumMan
25 weeks ago

essex

Laugh in her face and close the door

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By *tacy.TWoman
25 weeks ago

luton

Depends on the ex tbh, the ex husband can sleep on the doorstep in the cold n rain but if it was my ex bf then I'd happily let him have the sofa

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Theres a kennel up the back.

She'll see this and nag me again now like she did over the petrol comment....

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

If my ex called to say she had nowhere to sleep i would let her sleep on my face….

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By *ustAnotherMan
25 weeks ago

wherever I may roam

Depending on which one I'd call the police

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By *JandCMCouple
25 weeks ago

cardiff

Any of mine or the wife's ex's call in we would do whatever we could do to help.

We have no ill will or jealousy towards any of them.

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By *rrolloutMan
25 weeks ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

I'd let her in and probably try and shag her to be quite honest.

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By *andy CanesWoman
25 weeks ago

south

They could use the shed

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By *hagTonight OP Man
25 weeks ago

From the land of haribos.

"Depends which ex it was... Father of my child? He could have the spare room. There's a few I'd just shut the door in their face

"
Yes, it also depends on which ex it is there, those are good points too

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By *sh47Man
25 weeks ago

Shrewsbury

Ex wife would be laughed off the door step, no words needed.

Ex partner , I would always support her.

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