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"Just fab my fucking photo! " Get fucked skittle dick | |||
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"Just fab my fucking photo! " I’ve already fabbed it John ya cunt | |||
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"Thanks cunts." I think there’s a typo John. You have put the continental surely you meant cunttinental | |||
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"Who's stupid fucking idea was this? " Sam's. Fuckwitted knob jockey  | |||
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Off to bed shortly but thought I'd say hello"Don’t let any of us stop you. Fuck off then. | |||
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"Evening all
Off to bed shortly but thought I'd say hello
Don’t let any of us stop you. Fuck off then. "Put your cock away, you pervert! Night night all x | |||
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Off to bed shortly but thought I'd say hello"Cool story. | |||
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"Who's stupid fucking idea was this? Sam's. Fuckwitted knob jockey "Who rattled your cage you northern gobshite? | |||
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"Who's stupid fucking idea was this? Sam's. Fuckwitted knob jockey
Who rattled your cage you northern gobshite?"Some arsehole  | |||
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"Hello darlings! "And you can fuck right off as well. Darlings. | |||
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"Just fab my fucking photo! " I just fucking did rainbow prick | |||
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"Hello darlings!
And you can fuck right off as well.
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"I’m here for the biscuits" Me too! I might need to rummage but I may even have a jammy dodger knocking about | |||
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"I’m here for the biscuits Some twat ate them all and left the empty packet in the tin. Grrr" It was not me!  | |||
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"I’m here for the biscuits Some twat ate them all and left the empty packet in the tin. Grrr It was not me! "Greedy feckers, couldn't leave me one biscuit!  | |||
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"I’m here for the biscuits Some twat ate them all and left the empty packet in the tin. Grrr It was not me!
Greedy feckers, couldn't leave me one biscuit! "Ere, I'll have a rummage and see what I can find, might have half a bourbon knocking about | |||
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"Who wants a biscuit?? I got custard creams? Those posh little chocolatey square things, Garibaldi and Fig Rolls...One or too might be a bit furry mind and one or two might have been nibbled somewhat but it's all good " Biscuits? This is the internet you daft twat. | |||
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"Have a shitty Tuesday you bunch of pricks." Hope yours stinks too. | |||
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"Have a shitty Tuesday you bunch of pricks." You too, you massive cockwomble | |||
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"Morning sweethearts
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"Morning sweethearts
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Eurgh. It’s you "Bugger off | |||
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"Morning sweethearts
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Eurgh. It’s you
Bugger off "Oi! Watch it. Wasteman | |||
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"What the fuck is goin on here "Clues in the title. Now join in or fuck off. | |||
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"Fuck you, OP. Right in the fucking face. Mrs TMN " In your dreams silage fanny. | |||
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"Fuck you, OP. Right in the fucking face. Mrs TMN In your dreams silage fanny." Nothing wrong with my fanny, you dangleberry loving wanker. | |||
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"Bunch of miserable bastads" Piss off. | |||
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"What the fuck is goin on here
Clues in the title.
Now join in or fuck off."Chill your fucking beans we’re in *mumbles* “fuck sake” | |||
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"What the fuck is goin on here
Clues in the title.
Now join in or fuck off.
Chill your fucking beans we’re in
*mumbles* “fuck sake”"Cold beans… too far. Jokes a joke but you serve cold beans you’ll be fucking wearing them. | |||
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"What the fuck is goin on here
Clues in the title.
Now join in or fuck off.
Chill your fucking beans we’re in
*mumbles* “fuck sake”
Cold beans… too far.
Jokes a joke but you serve cold beans you’ll be fucking wearing them."Look take it or leave it you get what you’re fucking given round here No fucking complaining | |||
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"Lounge wankers. Hope you all get pissed on in a freak thunderstorm." I hope your plans get cancelled Friday | |||
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"Lounge wankers. Hope you all get pissed on in a freak thunderstorm. I hope your plans get cancelled Friday " va te faire foutre Willy. | |||
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"Fuck off." I don't think any thread opener has ever been so complete or so beautiful. All that, from just two words. Thank you .
Cunts. | |||
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"Fuck off. I don't think any thread opener has ever been so complete or so beautiful. All that, from just two words. Thank you .
Cunts."Eat shit dicksplash. | |||
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"Fuck off. I don't think any thread opener has ever been so complete or so beautiful. All that, from just two words. Thank you .
Cunts.
Eat shit dicksplash."
I don't do couples, but I'm falling in love with your minds .
Spunkgussets. | |||
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"^ dyes his beard" Have I missed something. Is dyes his beard a bad thing say and in context with this thread ? I assume not and it’s just you being a cunt  | |||
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"Next cunt that posts a stupid love heart in here gets fed to the pigs."
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"Next cunt that posts a stupid love heart in here gets fed to the pigs." I'm so in love .
Will you marry me?
Both of you - the dripping tampon faced old minger and the quarter inch cock sheepshagger? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx | |||
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"Next cunt that posts a stupid love heart in here gets fed to the pigs. "How do I post a pig | |||
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"Next cunt that posts a stupid love heart in here gets fed to the pigs.
How do I post a pig" | |||
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"Ferl free to fuck off, when you get there, fuck off some more. Continue the process until you have nowhere left to fuck off to. Then fuck off some more "Naw fuck you. | |||
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"Meli claps when the plane lands " shots fired. | |||
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"Ferl free to fuck off, when you get there, fuck off some more. Continue the process until you have nowhere left to fuck off to. Then fuck off some more
Naw fuck you. "Still here I see? Fuck you and the horse you rode in on | |||
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"Meli claps when the plane lands shots fired."Anyone going to let me know | |||
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"Ferl free to fuck off, when you get there, fuck off some more. Continue the process until you have nowhere left to fuck off to. Then fuck off some more
Naw fuck you. Still here I see? Fuck you and the horse you rode in on "No worries pal. My horse says fuck you too. | |||
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"Ferl free to fuck off, when you get there, fuck off some more. Continue the process until you have nowhere left to fuck off to. Then fuck off some more
Naw fuck you. Still here I see? Fuck you and the horse you rode in on
No worries pal.
My horse says fuck you too."Your horse says "Can you get Sam out of my arse now please?" | |||
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"Ferl free to fuck off, when you get there, fuck off some more. Continue the process until you have nowhere left to fuck off to. Then fuck off some more
Naw fuck you. Still here I see? Fuck you and the horse you rode in on
No worries pal.
My horse says fuck you too.
Your horse says "Can you get Sam out of my arse now please?""My horse has shat better than you bud. | |||
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"Stop ruining my thread you wankers. " Your thread? Didn't know you could sign your name, Sammy-boy. | |||
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"Stop ruining my thread you wankers." | |||
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"Ferl free to fuck off, when you get there, fuck off some more. Continue the process until you have nowhere left to fuck off to. Then fuck off some more
Naw fuck you. Still here I see? Fuck you and the horse you rode in on
No worries pal.
My horse says fuck you too.
Your horse says "Can you get Sam out of my arse now please?"
My horse has shat better than you bud."
Last time I went to Glasgow, Glasgow shat itself and begged to hide in Edinburgh. | |||
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"Ferl free to fuck off, when you get there, fuck off some more. Continue the process until you have nowhere left to fuck off to. Then fuck off some more
Naw fuck you. Still here I see? Fuck you and the horse you rode in on
No worries pal.
My horse says fuck you too.
Your horse says "Can you get Sam out of my arse now please?"
My horse has shat better than you bud.
Last time I went to Glasgow, Glasgow shat itself and begged to hide in Edinburgh."That’d be a fucking first. Although it’s great to know you have fucking dreams. | |||
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"Dunno what's going on but I feel I belong here... Ye can all fuck off "It's a long way, to Tipperary. It's a long way, to go. It's a long way, to Tipperary. To the greatest eejits we know.  | |||
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"Meli says Lol in the real world. " Alright throbber, calm down. | |||
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"Dunno what's going on but I feel I belong here... Ye can all fuck off
It's a long way, to Tipperary.
It's a long way, to go.
It's a long way, to Tipperary.
To the greatest eejits we know.
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"Ferl free to fuck off, when you get there, fuck off some more. Continue the process until you have nowhere left to fuck off to. Then fuck off some more
Naw fuck you. Still here I see? Fuck you and the horse you rode in on
No worries pal.
My horse says fuck you too.
Your horse says "Can you get Sam out of my arse now please?"
My horse has shat better than you bud.
Last time I went to Glasgow, Glasgow shat itself and begged to hide in Edinburgh.
That’d be a fucking first. Although it’s great to know you have fucking dreams. "
The last dream you had was about a tiny cute teddy bear. You were so scared, you pissed and shat yourself.
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Absolute melt "Second best/favourite islander. No sorry, make that third. | |||
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"Ferl free to fuck off, when you get there, fuck off some more. Continue the process until you have nowhere left to fuck off to. Then fuck off some more
Naw fuck you. Still here I see? Fuck you and the horse you rode in on
No worries pal.
My horse says fuck you too.
Your horse says "Can you get Sam out of my arse now please?"
My horse has shat better than you bud.
Last time I went to Glasgow, Glasgow shat itself and begged to hide in Edinburgh.
That’d be a fucking first. Although it’s great to know you have fucking dreams.
The last dream you had was about a tiny cute teddy bear. You were so scared, you pissed and shat yourself.
Four times. "
You dream about giant fucking teddy bears dildoing your arse with their massive strap on. | |||
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"I’m gonna get really nasty now. You’re all politicians! Mic drop. JW out. "*Hits report button* | |||
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"Fuck off." Gosh darn it. Bugger off pissflaps! C | |||
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"Dunno what's going on but I feel I belong here... Ye can all fuck off
It's a long way, to Tipperary.
It's a long way, to go.
It's a long way, to Tipperary.
To the greatest eejits we know.
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"Em?" I dare you | |||
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"Dunno what's going on but I feel I belong here... Ye can all fuck off
It's a long way, to Tipperary.
It's a long way, to go.
It's a long way, to Tipperary.
To the greatest eejits we know.
At least we're not English "I know, right? Bloody English *shakes fist* | |||
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"Ferl free to fuck off, when you get there, fuck off some more. Continue the process until you have nowhere left to fuck off to. Then fuck off some more
Naw fuck you. Still here I see? Fuck you and the horse you rode in on
No worries pal.
My horse says fuck you too.
Your horse says "Can you get Sam out of my arse now please?"
My horse has shat better than you bud.
Last time I went to Glasgow, Glasgow shat itself and begged to hide in Edinburgh.
That’d be a fucking first. Although it’s great to know you have fucking dreams.
The last dream you had was about a tiny cute teddy bear. You were so scared, you pissed and shat yourself.
Four times.
You dream about giant fucking teddy bears dildoing your arse with their massive strap on."
You dream about Keir Starmer throat-fucking you in Union Flag crotchless knickers. | |||
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"Em? I dare you "
Go fuck yourself penis clit. | |||
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"Ferl free to fuck off, when you get there, fuck off some more. Continue the process until you have nowhere left to fuck off to. Then fuck off some more
Naw fuck you. Still here I see? Fuck you and the horse you rode in on
No worries pal.
My horse says fuck you too.
Your horse says "Can you get Sam out of my arse now please?"
My horse has shat better than you bud.
Last time I went to Glasgow, Glasgow shat itself and begged to hide in Edinburgh.
That’d be a fucking first. Although it’s great to know you have fucking dreams.
The last dream you had was about a tiny cute teddy bear. You were so scared, you pissed and shat yourself.
Four times.
You dream about giant fucking teddy bears dildoing your arse with their massive strap on.
You dream about Keir Starmer throat-fucking you in Union Flag crotchless knickers. "
You sick bastard. Angela Rayner maybe on a really good day | |||
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"Dunno what's going on but I feel I belong here... Ye can all fuck off
It's a long way, to Tipperary.
It's a long way, to go.
It's a long way, to Tipperary.
To the greatest eejits we know.
At least we're not English
I know, right? Bloody English *shakes fist* "Think they own everything | |||
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"Ferl free to fuck off, when you get there, fuck off some more. Continue the process until you have nowhere left to fuck off to. Then fuck off some more
Naw fuck you. Still here I see? Fuck you and the horse you rode in on
No worries pal.
My horse says fuck you too.
Your horse says "Can you get Sam out of my arse now please?"
My horse has shat better than you bud.
Last time I went to Glasgow, Glasgow shat itself and begged to hide in Edinburgh.
That’d be a fucking first. Although it’s great to know you have fucking dreams.
The last dream you had was about a tiny cute teddy bear. You were so scared, you pissed and shat yourself.
Four times.
You dream about giant fucking teddy bears dildoing your arse with their massive strap on.
You dream about Keir Starmer throat-fucking you in Union Flag crotchless knickers.
You sick bastard. Angela Rayner maybe on a really good day " I had nothing left after that one | |||
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"Em? I dare you
Go fuck yourself penis clit."At least I'd do a better job than you | |||
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Second best/favourite islander. No sorry, make that third. "That was a knife to the heart. | |||
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Absolute melt
Second best/favourite islander. No sorry, make that third.
That was a knife to the heart. "Shot to the heart. You're to blame. You give love a bad name. | |||
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"Em? I dare you
Go fuck yourself penis clit.
At least I'd do a better job than you "
I got nuffink.
Probably true too . | |||
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"Ferl free to fuck off, when you get there, fuck off some more. Continue the process until you have nowhere left to fuck off to. Then fuck off some more
Naw fuck you. Still here I see? Fuck you and the horse you rode in on
No worries pal.
My horse says fuck you too.
Your horse says "Can you get Sam out of my arse now please?"
My horse has shat better than you bud.
Last time I went to Glasgow, Glasgow shat itself and begged to hide in Edinburgh.
That’d be a fucking first. Although it’s great to know you have fucking dreams.
The last dream you had was about a tiny cute teddy bear. You were so scared, you pissed and shat yourself.
Four times.
You dream about giant fucking teddy bears dildoing your arse with their massive strap on.
You dream about Keir Starmer throat-fucking you in Union Flag crotchless knickers.
You sick bastard. Angela Rayner maybe on a really good day
I had nothing left after that one "
No wonder.
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"Dunno what's going on but I feel I belong here... Ye can all fuck off
It's a long way, to Tipperary.
It's a long way, to go.
It's a long way, to Tipperary.
To the greatest eejits we know.
At least we're not English
I know, right? Bloody English *shakes fist*
Think they own everything "It’s like that trainspotting quote - colonised by wankers | |||
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"I’m gonna get really nasty now. You’re all politicians! Mic drop. JW out.
*Hits report button*
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"Em? I dare you
Go fuck yourself penis clit.
At least I'd do a better job than you
I got nuffink.
Probably true too ."Don't be scared Nicholas x | |||
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"Em? I dare you
Go fuck yourself penis clit.
At least I'd do a better job than you
I got nuffink.
Probably true too .
Don't be scared Nicholas x"Scared? I've seen tea towels that are scarier than you | |||
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"Em? I dare you
Go fuck yourself penis clit.
At least I'd do a better job than you
I got nuffink.
Probably true too .
Don't be scared Nicholas x
Scared? I've seen tea towels that are scarier than you "The face might look innocent but I will fuck you up if provoked
Now try a tea towel without the middle cut out for your face and it won't be scary | |||
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"Ferl free to fuck off, when you get there, fuck off some more. Continue the process until you have nowhere left to fuck off to. Then fuck off some more
Naw fuck you. Still here I see? Fuck you and the horse you rode in on
No worries pal.
My horse says fuck you too.
Your horse says "Can you get Sam out of my arse now please?"
My horse has shat better than you bud.
Last time I went to Glasgow, Glasgow shat itself and begged to hide in Edinburgh.
That’d be a fucking first. Although it’s great to know you have fucking dreams.
The last dream you had was about a tiny cute teddy bear. You were so scared, you pissed and shat yourself.
Four times.
You dream about giant fucking teddy bears dildoing your arse with their massive strap on.
You dream about Keir Starmer throat-fucking you in Union Flag crotchless knickers.
You sick bastard. Angela Rayner maybe on a really good day
I had nothing left after that one
No wonder.
Pleasure to have a fucking good insult thrown though " Init just Rag!
You know, I long for the day when all the countries of the UK are independent of each other.
Because nothing binds us more than the joy of insulting each other.
And when we're all independent and of equal sovereignty, those insults are even more about brotherly and sisterly affection.
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"I would be offended, but my cup of fucks is empty. I have no fucks to give nor receive. I am fuckless "Those soft metaphorical fucks of yours all drink half pints of shandy. | |||
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"Ferl free to fuck off, when you get there, fuck off some more. Continue the process until you have nowhere left to fuck off to. Then fuck off some more
Naw fuck you. Still here I see? Fuck you and the horse you rode in on
No worries pal.
My horse says fuck you too.
Your horse says "Can you get Sam out of my arse now please?"
My horse has shat better than you bud.
Last time I went to Glasgow, Glasgow shat itself and begged to hide in Edinburgh.
That’d be a fucking first. Although it’s great to know you have fucking dreams.
The last dream you had was about a tiny cute teddy bear. You were so scared, you pissed and shat yourself.
Four times.
You dream about giant fucking teddy bears dildoing your arse with their massive strap on.
You dream about Keir Starmer throat-fucking you in Union Flag crotchless knickers.
You sick bastard. Angela Rayner maybe on a really good day
I had nothing left after that one
No wonder.
Pleasure to have a fucking good insult thrown though
Init just Rag!
You know, I long for the day when all the countries of the UK are independent of each other.
Because nothing binds us more than the joy of insulting each other.
And when we're all independent and of equal sovereignty, those insults are even more about brotherly and sisterly affection.
You cunt. "Thanks fellow cunt. I’d be stretching it to say you’re a good cunt, but I’ll settle for saying cunto. | |||
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"I would be offended, but my cup of fucks is empty. I have no fucks to give nor receive. I am fuckless
Those soft metaphorical fucks of yours all drink half pints of shandy."Some cause happiness wherever they go; you whenever you go | |||
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"Em? I dare you
Go fuck yourself penis clit.
At least I'd do a better job than you
I got nuffink.
Probably true too .
Don't be scared Nicholas x
Scared? I've seen tea towels that are scarier than you
The face might look innocent but I will fuck you up if provoked
Now try a tea towel without the middle cut out for your face and it won't be scary " I heard "I will fuck you up if provoked" in scary 1970s Northern Irish, not genteel Tipperary...and it was magnificent | |||
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