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By *enrietteandSam OP   Couple
31 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Fuck off.

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

Wanker

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By *ickshawedCouple
31 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Knob cheese

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By *ickie76XXXMan
31 weeks ago

dartford

There’s absolutely no need for it is there you complete bunch of absolute cunts. (Me included lol)

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By *eliWoman
31 weeks ago

.

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By *enrietteandSam OP   Couple
31 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Dick splash ^^

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
31 weeks ago

The Continental

Just fab my fucking photo!

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
31 weeks ago

Maidstone

Arse

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By *enrietteandSam OP   Couple
31 weeks ago

Staffordshire


"Just fab my fucking photo! "

Get fucked skittle dick

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
31 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

Evening Wankstains

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By *ickie76XXXMan
31 weeks ago

dartford


"Just fab my fucking photo! "

I’ve already fabbed it John ya cunt

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
31 weeks ago

The Continental

Thanks cunts.

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By *ickie76XXXMan
31 weeks ago

dartford


"Evening Wankstains "

Evening you prick

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
31 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"Evening Wankstains

Evening you prick "

I'm offended

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By *nnCeeWoman
31 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

What the hell is your problem?!

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By *erry bull1Man
31 weeks ago

doncaster

How’s things knobhead

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By *ickie76XXXMan
31 weeks ago

dartford


"Thanks cunts."

I think there’s a typo John. You have put the continental surely you meant cunttinental

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

Who's stupid fucking idea was this?

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By *illy IdolMan
31 weeks ago

Midlands

Evening all

Off to bed shortly but thought I'd say hello

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By *ickie76XXXMan
31 weeks ago

dartford


"Who's stupid fucking idea was this? "

Them dickheads at the top.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
31 weeks ago

Southampton

Arse gravy

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
31 weeks ago

North West


"Who's stupid fucking idea was this? "

Sam's. Fuckwitted knob jockey

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By *ickie76XXXMan
31 weeks ago

dartford


"Evening all

Off to bed shortly but thought I'd say hello"

Don’t let any of us stop you. Fuck off then.

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By *illy IdolMan
31 weeks ago

Midlands


"Evening all

Off to bed shortly but thought I'd say hello

Don’t let any of us stop you. Fuck off then. "

Put your cock away, you pervert!

Night night all x

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By *r Black 85Man
31 weeks ago

nottingham

Go suck you mumma

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
31 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

Everyone can just do one.

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By *enrietteandSam OP   Couple
31 weeks ago

Staffordshire


"Evening all

Off to bed shortly but thought I'd say hello"

Cool story.

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By *enrietteandSam OP   Couple
31 weeks ago

Staffordshire


"Who's stupid fucking idea was this?

Sam's. Fuckwitted knob jockey "

Who rattled your cage you northern gobshite?

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By *amie HantsWoman
31 weeks ago

Atlantis

Hello darlings!

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By *ripfillMan
31 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

You’re as ugly as a dead bears bum …

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
31 weeks ago

North West


"Who's stupid fucking idea was this?

Sam's. Fuckwitted knob jockey

Who rattled your cage you northern gobshite?"

Some arsehole

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By *ripfillMan
31 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

Is that a good enough insult

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By *enrietteandSam OP   Couple
31 weeks ago

Staffordshire


"Hello darlings! "

And you can fuck right off as well.

Darlings.

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By *ostindreamsMan
31 weeks ago

London

Virgins

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By *ags73Man
31 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Just fab my fucking photo! "

I just fucking did rainbow prick

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By *usurrusCouple
31 weeks ago

North West.

Fair enough, now who wants a brew?

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By *amie HantsWoman
31 weeks ago

Atlantis


"Hello darlings!

And you can fuck right off as well.

Darlings.

"

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

Not f'ing in

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By *aTina HeadTurnerWoman
31 weeks ago

Travelling

What a stupid thread. Nobody cares anyway!

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By *ickie76XXXMan
31 weeks ago

dartford


"Not f'ing in"

Good you cunt

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
31 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Who wants a biscuit?? I got custard creams? Those posh little chocolatey square things, Garibaldi and Fig Rolls...One or too might be a bit furry mind and one or two might have been nibbled somewhat but it's all good

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By *ambertMan
31 weeks ago

Cheltenham

Cock juggling thunder cunts and flangegremlins

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

I’m here for the biscuits

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By *nnCeeWoman
31 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"I’m here for the biscuits"

Some twat ate them all and left the empty packet in the tin. Grrr

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
31 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders


"I’m here for the biscuits"

Me too! I might need to rummage but I may even have a jammy dodger knocking about

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
31 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders


"I’m here for the biscuits

Some twat ate them all and left the empty packet in the tin. Grrr"

It was not me!

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By *aizyWoman
31 weeks ago

west midlands


"I’m here for the biscuits

Some twat ate them all and left the empty packet in the tin. Grrr

It was not me! "

Greedy feckers, couldn't leave me one biscuit!

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
31 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders


"I’m here for the biscuits

Some twat ate them all and left the empty packet in the tin. Grrr

It was not me!

Greedy feckers, couldn't leave me one biscuit! "

Ere, I'll have a rummage and see what I can find, might have half a bourbon knocking about

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By *enrietteandSam OP   Couple
31 weeks ago

Staffordshire


"Who wants a biscuit?? I got custard creams? Those posh little chocolatey square things, Garibaldi and Fig Rolls...One or too might be a bit furry mind and one or two might have been nibbled somewhat but it's all good "

Biscuits?

This is the internet you daft twat.

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By *enrietteandSam OP   Couple
31 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Have a shitty Tuesday you bunch of pricks.

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
31 weeks ago

Birmingham

Fuck you dip shit

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
31 weeks ago

Southampton

Fuck you and the horse you rode in on

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By *onameyet2Man
31 weeks ago

chorley

Hello everyone, is this the nice thread of the day pls ?

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By *aughty_Smooth_OperatorMan
31 weeks ago

Birmingham

Kiss my candy ass

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By *ags73Man
31 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Have a shitty Tuesday you bunch of pricks."

Hope yours stinks too.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
31 weeks ago

Leeds

Have a shitty day, you all smell.

Mrs

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By *illy IdolMan
31 weeks ago

Midlands


"Hello everyone, is this the nice thread of the day pls ? "

FUCK

OFF!

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By *ripfillMan
31 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

Oh and ….

“You know shit about fuck “

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By *reative-mindMan
31 weeks ago

Exeter

LOUD NOISES!!!

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
31 weeks ago

The Continental

Shut the fuck up! Noisy cuntwaffles.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
31 weeks ago

North West


"Have a shitty Tuesday you bunch of pricks."

You too, you massive cockwomble

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
31 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

Are you all still going on in here? Fuck off already

J

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

Make a sentence from the following; face, sodding, your, shut!

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By *aldman100Man
31 weeks ago

tunbridge wells

I know its juvenile, but i've very much enjoyed this thread

fuck you all up the wrong'un

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By *otBrunetteHimCouple
31 weeks ago

birmingham

What the fuck is goin on here

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
31 weeks ago

Leeds

Jog on you muppet. You’re so ugly your mum fed you with a catapult.

The mr

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
31 weeks ago

London

Morning sweethearts

Oh, my bad, wrong thread

Have an awful day you all

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago


"Morning sweethearts

Oh, my bad, wrong thread

Have an awful day you all

"

Eurgh. It’s you

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
31 weeks ago

North West


"Morning sweethearts

Oh, my bad, wrong thread

Have an awful day you all

Eurgh. It’s you "

Bugger off

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago


"Morning sweethearts

Oh, my bad, wrong thread

Have an awful day you all

Eurgh. It’s you

Bugger off "

Oi!

Watch it. Wasteman

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By *enrietteandSam OP   Couple
31 weeks ago

Staffordshire


"What the fuck is goin on here "

Clues in the title.

Now join in or fuck off.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
31 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Fuck you, OP. Right in the fucking face.

Mrs TMN

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By *illan-KillashMan
31 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

I'm in.

Cunty bollocks.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
31 weeks ago

Essex

Is this pile of shit still going?

Bunch of fucktards

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By *enrietteandSam OP   Couple
31 weeks ago

Staffordshire


"Fuck you, OP. Right in the fucking face.

Mrs TMN "

In your dreams silage fanny.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
31 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Fuck you, OP. Right in the fucking face.

Mrs TMN

In your dreams silage fanny."

Nothing wrong with my fanny, you dangleberry loving wanker.

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By *edHand_2022Man
31 weeks ago

Somerset

Bunch of miserable bastads

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By *enrietteandSam OP   Couple
31 weeks ago

Staffordshire


"Bunch of miserable bastads"

Piss off.

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By *otBrunetteHimCouple
31 weeks ago

birmingham


"What the fuck is goin on here

Clues in the title.

Now join in or fuck off."

Chill your fucking beans we’re in

*mumbles* “fuck sake”

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By *ash0000Man
31 weeks ago

Southwest

Dozey fuckers!!

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By *enrietteandSam OP   Couple
31 weeks ago

Staffordshire


"What the fuck is goin on here

Clues in the title.

Now join in or fuck off.

Chill your fucking beans we’re in

*mumbles* “fuck sake”"

Cold beans… too far.

Jokes a joke but you serve cold beans you’ll be fucking wearing them.

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By *aizyWoman
31 weeks ago

west midlands

Afternoon gobshites!

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

Out of all the sperm cells it took to make you, it had to be the retarded one!

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By *ggdrasil66Man
31 weeks ago

Saltdean

Fuckin half heads!

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
31 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).

Afternoon you assortment of mismatched arseholes.

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By *otBrunetteHimCouple
31 weeks ago

birmingham


"What the fuck is goin on here

Clues in the title.

Now join in or fuck off.

Chill your fucking beans we’re in

*mumbles* “fuck sake”

Cold beans… too far.

Jokes a joke but you serve cold beans you’ll be fucking wearing them."

Look take it or leave it you get what you’re fucking given round here No fucking complaining

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

^you all should have been wanks

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By *eepBlueSeaMan
31 weeks ago

sandy place

Your a bunch of fuknuts

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By *ggdrasil66Man
31 weeks ago

Saltdean

Should have been a suck and spit, instead of you, you piece of shit.

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By *ed MartinMan
31 weeks ago

Shefford

Everybody in this thread is cursed to receive a Neptunes Kiss everytime they poo for the rest of their life.

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By *enrietteandSam OP   Couple
31 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Lounge wankers.

Hope you all get pissed on in a freak thunderstorm.

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By *illy IdolMan
31 weeks ago

Midlands


"Lounge wankers.

Hope you all get pissed on in a freak thunderstorm."

I hope your plans get cancelled Friday

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By *ungry 4 youMan
31 weeks ago

Near you

Go fall on a bike with no seat

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By *enrietteandSam OP   Couple
31 weeks ago

Staffordshire


"Lounge wankers.

Hope you all get pissed on in a freak thunderstorm.

I hope your plans get cancelled Friday "

va te faire foutre Willy.

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
31 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

Fucktards, cuntwaffles and cuntyballs to the lot of ya

Mr

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
31 weeks ago

The Continental

Oh ayup, the noisy cuntwaffles are speaking again.

What have I told you lot about disturbing my fucking sleep.

May the fleas from a thousand camels infest your crusty underpants.

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

I hope your period comes the day before you arrange to meet the guy with that VWE cock you’ve been pining over having for so long

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By *nnCeeWoman
31 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

Are you *still* banging on about it?!

Shut up and fuck off already!

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By *allerthanaverage79Man
31 weeks ago

Ayrshire

Fuck off ya shit cunt!

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By *allerthanaverage79Man
31 weeks ago

Ayrshire

Hope your next shite is a hedgehog!!!

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
31 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Fuck off."

I don't think any thread opener has ever been so complete or so beautiful.

All that, from just two words.

Thank you .

Cunts.

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By *quizzlyMan
31 weeks ago

Ryde

Fuck you and the gimp you rode in on.

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By *enrietteandSam OP   Couple
31 weeks ago

Staffordshire


"Fuck off.

I don't think any thread opener has ever been so complete or so beautiful.

All that, from just two words.

Thank you .

Cunts."

Eat shit dicksplash.

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By *illy IdolMan
31 weeks ago

Midlands

^ dyes his beard

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
31 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Fuck off.

I don't think any thread opener has ever been so complete or so beautiful.

All that, from just two words.

Thank you .

Cunts.

Eat shit dicksplash."

I don't do couples, but I'm falling in love with your minds .

Spunkgussets.

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By *ickie76XXXMan
31 weeks ago

dartford


"^ dyes his beard"

Have I missed something. Is dyes his beard a bad thing say and in context with this thread ?

I assume not and it’s just you being a cunt

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
31 weeks ago

North West

May you, Tender Sam, forever more stand upon Lego each time your dear wife calls your name, and may your willy-winkie foreskin be forevermore entrappéd in your zipper when you need a whazz.

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By *emonbuttercreamWoman
31 weeks ago

Birmingham

Are you OK huns? Do you need some lessons in politeness? And I can also offer leftover sausages and terrible company.

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By *enrietteandSam OP   Couple
31 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Next cunt that posts a stupid love heart in here gets fed to the pigs.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
31 weeks ago

North West


"Next cunt that posts a stupid love heart in here gets fed to the pigs."

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By *oldAndBoundlessMan
31 weeks ago

Bradford

Now I do love the cut of your jib

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By *emonbuttercreamWoman
31 weeks ago

Birmingham

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
31 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Next cunt that posts a stupid love heart in here gets fed to the pigs."

I'm so in love .

Will you marry me?

Both of you - the dripping tampon faced old minger and the quarter inch cock sheepshagger? xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
31 weeks ago

Manchester(ish).


"Next cunt that posts a stupid love heart in here gets fed to the pigs."

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By *oldAndBoundlessMan
31 weeks ago

Bradford


"Next cunt that posts a stupid love heart in here gets fed to the pigs.

"

How do I post a pig

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
31 weeks ago

North West


"Next cunt that posts a stupid love heart in here gets fed to the pigs.

How do I post a pig"

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By *eliWoman
31 weeks ago

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By *enrietteandSam OP   Couple
31 weeks ago

Staffordshire

LBC…

All they found were her teeth.

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
31 weeks ago

The Continental

Oh here we go…….the fuckin love in attempt has started.

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By *enrietteandSam OP   Couple
31 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Stop ruining my thread you wankers.

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By *amie HantsWoman
31 weeks ago

Atlantis


""

Absolute melt

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By *.T.Man
31 weeks ago

Glasgow

Ferl free to fuck off, when you get there, fuck off some more. Continue the process until you have nowhere left to fuck off to. Then fuck off some more

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By *enrietteandSam OP   Couple
31 weeks ago

Staffordshire

Meli says Lol in the real world.

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

If my dog had a face like yours, I'd shave its arse and teach it to walk backwards

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By *amie HantsWoman
31 weeks ago

Atlantis

Meli claps when the plane lands

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By *ags73Man
31 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Ferl free to fuck off, when you get there, fuck off some more. Continue the process until you have nowhere left to fuck off to. Then fuck off some more "

Naw fuck you.

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By *.T.Man
31 weeks ago

Glasgow

[Removed by poster at 05/06/24 23:20:02]

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By *ags73Man
31 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Meli claps when the plane lands "

shots fired.

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By *.T.Man
31 weeks ago

Glasgow


"Ferl free to fuck off, when you get there, fuck off some more. Continue the process until you have nowhere left to fuck off to. Then fuck off some more

Naw fuck you. "

Still here I see? Fuck you and the horse you rode in on

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By *oldAndBoundlessMan
31 weeks ago

Bradford


"Meli claps when the plane lands

shots fired."

Anyone going to let me know

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By *ags73Man
31 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Ferl free to fuck off, when you get there, fuck off some more. Continue the process until you have nowhere left to fuck off to. Then fuck off some more

Naw fuck you. Still here I see? Fuck you and the horse you rode in on "

No worries pal.

My horse says fuck you too.

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
31 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Ferl free to fuck off, when you get there, fuck off some more. Continue the process until you have nowhere left to fuck off to. Then fuck off some more

Naw fuck you. Still here I see? Fuck you and the horse you rode in on

No worries pal.

My horse says fuck you too."

Your horse says "Can you get Sam out of my arse now please?"

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By *ags73Man
31 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Ferl free to fuck off, when you get there, fuck off some more. Continue the process until you have nowhere left to fuck off to. Then fuck off some more

Naw fuck you. Still here I see? Fuck you and the horse you rode in on

No worries pal.

My horse says fuck you too.

Your horse says "Can you get Sam out of my arse now please?""

My horse has shat better than you bud.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
31 weeks ago

North West


"Stop ruining my thread you wankers.

"

Your thread? Didn't know you could sign your name, Sammy-boy.

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By *aizyWoman
31 weeks ago

west midlands


"Stop ruining my thread you wankers."

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
31 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Ferl free to fuck off, when you get there, fuck off some more. Continue the process until you have nowhere left to fuck off to. Then fuck off some more

Naw fuck you. Still here I see? Fuck you and the horse you rode in on

No worries pal.

My horse says fuck you too.

Your horse says "Can you get Sam out of my arse now please?"

My horse has shat better than you bud."

Last time I went to Glasgow, Glasgow shat itself and begged to hide in Edinburgh.

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By *educing_EmCouple
31 weeks ago

Tipperary

Dunno what's going on but I feel I belong here... Ye can all fuck off

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By *ags73Man
31 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Ferl free to fuck off, when you get there, fuck off some more. Continue the process until you have nowhere left to fuck off to. Then fuck off some more

Naw fuck you. Still here I see? Fuck you and the horse you rode in on

No worries pal.

My horse says fuck you too.

Your horse says "Can you get Sam out of my arse now please?"

My horse has shat better than you bud.

Last time I went to Glasgow, Glasgow shat itself and begged to hide in Edinburgh."

That’d be a fucking first. Although it’s great to know you have fucking dreams.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
31 weeks ago

North West


"Dunno what's going on but I feel I belong here... Ye can all fuck off "

It's a long way, to Tipperary.

It's a long way, to go.

It's a long way, to Tipperary.

To the greatest eejits we know.

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By *eliWoman
31 weeks ago

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"Meli says Lol in the real world.

"

Alright throbber, calm down.

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By *oldAndBoundlessMan
31 weeks ago

Bradford


"Dunno what's going on but I feel I belong here... Ye can all fuck off

It's a long way, to Tipperary.

It's a long way, to go.

It's a long way, to Tipperary.

To the greatest eejits we know.

"

Just fuck offff

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
31 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Ferl free to fuck off, when you get there, fuck off some more. Continue the process until you have nowhere left to fuck off to. Then fuck off some more

Naw fuck you. Still here I see? Fuck you and the horse you rode in on

No worries pal.

My horse says fuck you too.

Your horse says "Can you get Sam out of my arse now please?"

My horse has shat better than you bud.

Last time I went to Glasgow, Glasgow shat itself and begged to hide in Edinburgh.

That’d be a fucking first. Although it’s great to know you have fucking dreams. "

The last dream you had was about a tiny cute teddy bear. You were so scared, you pissed and shat yourself.

Four times.

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By *eliWoman
31 weeks ago

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"

Absolute melt "

Second best/favourite islander. No sorry, make that third.

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
31 weeks ago

St Leonards

Em?

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By *ags73Man
31 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Ferl free to fuck off, when you get there, fuck off some more. Continue the process until you have nowhere left to fuck off to. Then fuck off some more

Naw fuck you. Still here I see? Fuck you and the horse you rode in on

No worries pal.

My horse says fuck you too.

Your horse says "Can you get Sam out of my arse now please?"

My horse has shat better than you bud.

Last time I went to Glasgow, Glasgow shat itself and begged to hide in Edinburgh.

That’d be a fucking first. Although it’s great to know you have fucking dreams.

The last dream you had was about a tiny cute teddy bear. You were so scared, you pissed and shat yourself.

Four times. "

You dream about giant fucking teddy bears dildoing your arse with their massive strap on.

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
31 weeks ago

The Continental

I’m gonna get really nasty now.

You’re all politicians!

Mic drop.

JW out.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
31 weeks ago

North West


"I’m gonna get really nasty now.

You’re all politicians!

Mic drop.

JW out. "

*Hits report button*

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By *hoirCouple
31 weeks ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds


"Fuck off."

Gosh darn it. Bugger off pissflaps!

C

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By *educing_EmCouple
31 weeks ago

Tipperary


"Dunno what's going on but I feel I belong here... Ye can all fuck off

It's a long way, to Tipperary.

It's a long way, to go.

It's a long way, to Tipperary.

To the greatest eejits we know.

"

At least we're not English

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By *educing_EmCouple
31 weeks ago

Tipperary


"Em?"

I dare you

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
31 weeks ago

North West


"Dunno what's going on but I feel I belong here... Ye can all fuck off

It's a long way, to Tipperary.

It's a long way, to go.

It's a long way, to Tipperary.

To the greatest eejits we know.

At least we're not English "

I know, right? Bloody English *shakes fist*

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ level

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
31 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Ferl free to fuck off, when you get there, fuck off some more. Continue the process until you have nowhere left to fuck off to. Then fuck off some more

Naw fuck you. Still here I see? Fuck you and the horse you rode in on

No worries pal.

My horse says fuck you too.

Your horse says "Can you get Sam out of my arse now please?"

My horse has shat better than you bud.

Last time I went to Glasgow, Glasgow shat itself and begged to hide in Edinburgh.

That’d be a fucking first. Although it’s great to know you have fucking dreams.

The last dream you had was about a tiny cute teddy bear. You were so scared, you pissed and shat yourself.

Four times.

You dream about giant fucking teddy bears dildoing your arse with their massive strap on."

You dream about Keir Starmer throat-fucking you in Union Flag crotchless knickers.

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
31 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Em?

I dare you "

Go fuck yourself penis clit.

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By *ags73Man
31 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Ferl free to fuck off, when you get there, fuck off some more. Continue the process until you have nowhere left to fuck off to. Then fuck off some more

Naw fuck you. Still here I see? Fuck you and the horse you rode in on

No worries pal.

My horse says fuck you too.

Your horse says "Can you get Sam out of my arse now please?"

My horse has shat better than you bud.

Last time I went to Glasgow, Glasgow shat itself and begged to hide in Edinburgh.

That’d be a fucking first. Although it’s great to know you have fucking dreams.

The last dream you had was about a tiny cute teddy bear. You were so scared, you pissed and shat yourself.

Four times.

You dream about giant fucking teddy bears dildoing your arse with their massive strap on.

You dream about Keir Starmer throat-fucking you in Union Flag crotchless knickers. "

You sick bastard. Angela Rayner maybe on a really good day

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By *educing_EmCouple
31 weeks ago

Tipperary


"Dunno what's going on but I feel I belong here... Ye can all fuck off

It's a long way, to Tipperary.

It's a long way, to go.

It's a long way, to Tipperary.

To the greatest eejits we know.

At least we're not English

I know, right? Bloody English *shakes fist* "

Think they own everything

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
31 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Ferl free to fuck off, when you get there, fuck off some more. Continue the process until you have nowhere left to fuck off to. Then fuck off some more

Naw fuck you. Still here I see? Fuck you and the horse you rode in on

No worries pal.

My horse says fuck you too.

Your horse says "Can you get Sam out of my arse now please?"

My horse has shat better than you bud.

Last time I went to Glasgow, Glasgow shat itself and begged to hide in Edinburgh.

That’d be a fucking first. Although it’s great to know you have fucking dreams.

The last dream you had was about a tiny cute teddy bear. You were so scared, you pissed and shat yourself.

Four times.

You dream about giant fucking teddy bears dildoing your arse with their massive strap on.

You dream about Keir Starmer throat-fucking you in Union Flag crotchless knickers.

You sick bastard. Angela Rayner maybe on a really good day "

I had nothing left after that one

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By *educing_EmCouple
31 weeks ago

Tipperary


"Em?

I dare you

Go fuck yourself penis clit."

At least I'd do a better job than you

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By *amie HantsWoman
31 weeks ago

Atlantis


"

Absolute melt

Second best/favourite islander. No sorry, make that third. "

That was a knife to the heart.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
31 weeks ago

North West


"

Absolute melt

Second best/favourite islander. No sorry, make that third.

That was a knife to the heart. "

Shot to the heart.

You're to blame.

You give love a bad name.

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
31 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Em?

I dare you

Go fuck yourself penis clit.

At least I'd do a better job than you "

I got nuffink.

Probably true too .

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By *ags73Man
31 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Ferl free to fuck off, when you get there, fuck off some more. Continue the process until you have nowhere left to fuck off to. Then fuck off some more

Naw fuck you. Still here I see? Fuck you and the horse you rode in on

No worries pal.

My horse says fuck you too.

Your horse says "Can you get Sam out of my arse now please?"

My horse has shat better than you bud.

Last time I went to Glasgow, Glasgow shat itself and begged to hide in Edinburgh.

That’d be a fucking first. Although it’s great to know you have fucking dreams.

The last dream you had was about a tiny cute teddy bear. You were so scared, you pissed and shat yourself.

Four times.

You dream about giant fucking teddy bears dildoing your arse with their massive strap on.

You dream about Keir Starmer throat-fucking you in Union Flag crotchless knickers.

You sick bastard. Angela Rayner maybe on a really good day

I had nothing left after that one "

No wonder.

Pleasure to have a fucking good insult thrown though

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By *ags73Man
31 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Dunno what's going on but I feel I belong here... Ye can all fuck off

It's a long way, to Tipperary.

It's a long way, to go.

It's a long way, to Tipperary.

To the greatest eejits we know.

At least we're not English

I know, right? Bloody English *shakes fist*

Think they own everything "

It’s like that trainspotting quote - colonised by wankers

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
31 weeks ago

The Continental


"I’m gonna get really nasty now.

You’re all politicians!

Mic drop.

JW out.

*Hits report button*

"

My very first.

Yay! Go me.

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By *educing_EmCouple
31 weeks ago

Tipperary


"Em?

I dare you

Go fuck yourself penis clit.

At least I'd do a better job than you

I got nuffink.

Probably true too ."

Don't be scared Nicholas x

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
31 weeks ago

hexham

Oh crumbs!

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

Damn…this thread is a lot of pent up aggression

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
31 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Em?

I dare you

Go fuck yourself penis clit.

At least I'd do a better job than you

I got nuffink.

Probably true too .

Don't be scared Nicholas x"

Scared? I've seen tea towels that are scarier than you

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By *entBarryUKMan
31 weeks ago

Ashford

I would be offended, but my cup of fucks is empty. I have no fucks to give nor receive. I am fuckless

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By *educing_EmCouple
31 weeks ago

Tipperary


"Em?

I dare you

Go fuck yourself penis clit.

At least I'd do a better job than you

I got nuffink.

Probably true too .

Don't be scared Nicholas x

Scared? I've seen tea towels that are scarier than you "

The face might look innocent but I will fuck you up if provoked

Now try a tea towel without the middle cut out for your face and it won't be scary

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
31 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Ferl free to fuck off, when you get there, fuck off some more. Continue the process until you have nowhere left to fuck off to. Then fuck off some more

Naw fuck you. Still here I see? Fuck you and the horse you rode in on

No worries pal.

My horse says fuck you too.

Your horse says "Can you get Sam out of my arse now please?"

My horse has shat better than you bud.

Last time I went to Glasgow, Glasgow shat itself and begged to hide in Edinburgh.

That’d be a fucking first. Although it’s great to know you have fucking dreams.

The last dream you had was about a tiny cute teddy bear. You were so scared, you pissed and shat yourself.

Four times.

You dream about giant fucking teddy bears dildoing your arse with their massive strap on.

You dream about Keir Starmer throat-fucking you in Union Flag crotchless knickers.

You sick bastard. Angela Rayner maybe on a really good day

I had nothing left after that one

No wonder.

Pleasure to have a fucking good insult thrown though "

Init just Rag!

You know, I long for the day when all the countries of the UK are independent of each other.

Because nothing binds us more than the joy of insulting each other.

And when we're all independent and of equal sovereignty, those insults are even more about brotherly and sisterly affection.

You cunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you’ll find a brain back there

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By *ags73Man
31 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"I would be offended, but my cup of fucks is empty. I have no fucks to give nor receive. I am fuckless "

Those soft metaphorical fucks of yours all drink half pints of shandy.

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By *ags73Man
31 weeks ago

glasgow-ish


"Ferl free to fuck off, when you get there, fuck off some more. Continue the process until you have nowhere left to fuck off to. Then fuck off some more

Naw fuck you. Still here I see? Fuck you and the horse you rode in on

No worries pal.

My horse says fuck you too.

Your horse says "Can you get Sam out of my arse now please?"

My horse has shat better than you bud.

Last time I went to Glasgow, Glasgow shat itself and begged to hide in Edinburgh.

That’d be a fucking first. Although it’s great to know you have fucking dreams.

The last dream you had was about a tiny cute teddy bear. You were so scared, you pissed and shat yourself.

Four times.

You dream about giant fucking teddy bears dildoing your arse with their massive strap on.

You dream about Keir Starmer throat-fucking you in Union Flag crotchless knickers.

You sick bastard. Angela Rayner maybe on a really good day

I had nothing left after that one

No wonder.

Pleasure to have a fucking good insult thrown though

Init just Rag!

You know, I long for the day when all the countries of the UK are independent of each other.

Because nothing binds us more than the joy of insulting each other.

And when we're all independent and of equal sovereignty, those insults are even more about brotherly and sisterly affection.

You cunt. "

Thanks fellow cunt. I’d be stretching it to say you’re a good cunt, but I’ll settle for saying cunto.

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31 weeks ago


"I would be offended, but my cup of fucks is empty. I have no fucks to give nor receive. I am fuckless

Those soft metaphorical fucks of yours all drink half pints of shandy."

Some cause happiness wherever they go; you whenever you go

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By *ightmovesTV/TS
31 weeks ago

Ipswich

You rotter.

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
31 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Em?

I dare you

Go fuck yourself penis clit.

At least I'd do a better job than you

I got nuffink.

Probably true too .

Don't be scared Nicholas x

Scared? I've seen tea towels that are scarier than you

The face might look innocent but I will fuck you up if provoked

Now try a tea towel without the middle cut out for your face and it won't be scary "

I heard "I will fuck you up if provoked" in scary 1970s Northern Irish, not genteel Tipperary...and it was magnificent

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