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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
37 weeks ago

St Leonards

Because I actually don't have consent (coz you know - pushy salesperson and all that) for his real name - if I told you there was a stupendous Pride coloured penis on the profile of someone whose name MAY in fact be an anagram of "Wohn Jick"...shall we FAB the fuck out of it and get it to hot pics?

Coz it's bloody genius!

Mr Jick - I shall of course accept a ban if I've overstepped.

And provide an apology.

But genius needs recognition.

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
37 weeks ago

Pontypool

Done!

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
37 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Done! "

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By *obilebottomMan
37 weeks ago

All over

I fab it every day

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By *alico_KittyWoman
37 weeks ago

Kittys Lane

Done

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
37 weeks ago

St Leonards


"I fab it every day "

Not this one you don't- we only persuaded him to make it public 10 minutes ago .

That Daizy...all her fault .

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
37 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Done"

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
37 weeks ago

The Continental

Dude!

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
37 weeks ago

The Continental

If that ends up in hot pics…..I’ll eat my old man’s pit hat.

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By *obilebottomMan
37 weeks ago

All over


"I fab it every day

Not this one you don't- we only persuaded him to make it public 10 minutes ago .

That Daizy...all her fault ."

How do you know?

Daizy btw will nake sure it does rises all the way.

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By *ell GwynnWoman
37 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

Also done

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
37 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

Done

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
37 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Dude! "

It's too good John...creatively, and ethically.

Fully deserved x

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
37 weeks ago

your head

Done

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
37 weeks ago

Southampton


"Dude! "

That sure measures up

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
37 weeks ago

St Leonards

Spread the word good people x

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By *ot to giggleWoman
37 weeks ago

Coventry

oooh i did it

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

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By *ornycougaWoman
37 weeks ago

MADERIA Wherever I lay my hat

Totally Fab worthy. Done

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
37 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Totally Fab worthy. Done"

Init just

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
37 weeks ago

Reading

Fabbed

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By *illy IdolMan
37 weeks ago

Midlands

1st and last penis I'll fab

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
37 weeks ago

The Continental

It’s gonna overtake the original by the end of the night.

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By *he love catsCouple
37 weeks ago

South Wales

Just fabbed the fuck out of it.

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
37 weeks ago

St Leonards


"1st and last penis I'll fab "

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
37 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

It’s a treat!

Mrs TMN x

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
37 weeks ago

Wherever

Done!

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
37 weeks ago

St Leonards

Ooooh...it's rising all the time... .

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By *B69Woman
37 weeks ago

Wiltshire

Done

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By *obilebottomMan
37 weeks ago

All over


"Ooooh...it's rising all the time... ."

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
37 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon


"Ooooh...it's rising all the time... ."

Gonna be hard to beat..

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
37 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon


"Ooooh...it's rising all the time... .

Gonna be hard to beat.."

Or just beaten hard

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
37 weeks ago

your head


"Ooooh...it's rising all the time... ."

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
37 weeks ago

St Leonards

It's getting AWFULLY big now John ...

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By *he love catsCouple
37 weeks ago

South Wales


"It's getting AWFULLY big now John ..."

He's giving battle with his vein.

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
37 weeks ago

St Leonards


"It's getting AWFULLY big now John ...

He's giving battle with his vein. "

It's a veritable lightsabre of a willy!

Johnakin Pridewanger

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By *he love catsCouple
37 weeks ago

South Wales


"It's getting AWFULLY big now John ...

He's giving battle with his vein.

It's a veritable lightsabre of a willy!

Johnakin Pridewanger"

Shame his name isn't Richard and he's from York.

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
37 weeks ago

St Leonards

I'm off now people - great work, and an awful lot of fun.

Keep it going if you can xxxx

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
37 weeks ago

Pontypool


"I'm off now people - great work, and an awful lot of fun.

Keep it going if you can xxxx"

Good effort! Will do our best

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
37 weeks ago

The Continental

It’s official……it’s my highest fab’d pic…….EVER!

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By *obilebottomMan
37 weeks ago

All over


"It’s official……it’s my highest fab’d pic…….EVER! "

Just a little push and it will get there

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
37 weeks ago

Pontypool


"It’s official……it’s my highest fab’d pic…….EVER! "

Awesome!

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
37 weeks ago

The Continental


"It’s official……it’s my highest fab’d pic…….EVER!

Just a little push and it will get there "

It’ll be on page 10 in the morning

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By *obilebottomMan
37 weeks ago

All over

Os already on page 2

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By *inxy777Woman
37 weeks ago

essex

Done x

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By *ickshawedCouple
37 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Have you been hogging the skittles Mr Wick? I fabbed it as it's so pretty

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By *ickie76XXXMan
37 weeks ago

dartford

Done

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By *nnCeeWoman
37 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

Yay!! Done

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
37 weeks ago

Pontypool

Keep fabbing, people!

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
37 weeks ago

The Continental

Cough……cough…….status updates……cough.

Where’s my campaign manager gone?

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

I cannot work out the anagram

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
37 weeks ago

London

Done

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By *obilebottomMan
37 weeks ago

All over

Tine push and will be on page one

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By *obilebottomMan
37 weeks ago

All over


"Cough……cough…….status updates……cough.

Where’s my campaign manager gone? "

I have been doing my best

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman
37 weeks ago

Basingstoke

In...

Oh I mean, Done

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By *cflirtyMan
37 weeks ago

Hampshire

Done!

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By *exycarlashane181Couple
37 weeks ago

Leamington Spa

All done

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By *iss.BellaWoman
37 weeks ago

Wales

Pretty sure I alreadh have but will amend if I haven't

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
37 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Cough……cough…….status updates……cough.

Where’s my campaign manager gone? "

Never mind, you've got Davina's very enthusiastic fabbing, darling. You can't go wrong...

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By *agatoXXXMan
37 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

I'n not one for fabbing winkies, but done!

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
37 weeks ago

St Leonards

A bump for John

That's John Wick's willy

FAB it now

Don't be silly

It's proud and Pride

A rainbow hue

And if you don't

I'll be after you!!

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

37 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Pride coloured penis?

Outrageous.

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By *ot to giggleWoman
37 weeks ago

Coventry


"Ooooh...it's rising all the time... .

Gonna be hard to beat..

Or just beaten hard "

or just fooked

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
37 weeks ago

Pontypool


"Pride coloured penis?

Outrageous. "

But have you fabbed it?

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
37 weeks ago

The Continental


"Pride coloured penis?

Outrageous. "

It’ll never catch on

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

37 weeks ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Pride coloured penis?

Outrageous.

It’ll never catch on "

It's so last year.....

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

I'm on it.

Figuratively.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
37 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Pride coloured penis?

Outrageous.

It’ll never catch on

It's so last year..... "

Ooooh, a buffet!

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By *obilebottomMan
37 weeks ago

All over

Is on page one and rising. Keep fabbing oeople

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
37 weeks ago

The Continental

Well fuck me sideways and smack my multicoloured monkey.

It only went and made page one.

Now, will it make the full hot pics list.

A penis amongst the sea of boobs and vag’

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago

Fabbed despite being a stubborn bitch when peer pressured, love a rainbow willy does it shoot out skittles

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
37 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Fabbed despite being a stubborn bitch when peer pressured, love a rainbow willy does it shoot out skittles "

Surely not moi?? .

Anyway...genuine bedtime for me now.

And anyone who sees this and hasn't yet FABbed - what better way to sleep well tonight knowing you have FABbed a great pic for Pride, and a pic for John Wick, one of the funniest, most creative people on here.

And he's got a cute ickle kiddy too!!

FAB Wick's Rainbow Dick (please )!!

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By *obilebottomMan
37 weeks ago

All over

Keep faaaaaabbing

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago


"Fabbed despite being a stubborn bitch when peer pressured, love a rainbow willy does it shoot out skittles "

I added my fab

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
37 weeks ago

The Continental

You guys………

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By *iss.BellaWoman
37 weeks ago

Wales

Page 1 of men's hot pics, number 7

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By (user no longer on site)
37 weeks ago


"Page 1 of men's hot pics, number 7

"

I saw that.

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By *obilebottomMan
37 weeks ago

All over

Os 3rd on page one 59 more fabs for top pic. Is in your hands. Keep fabbing it

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
37 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Os 3rd on page one 59 more fabs for top pic. Is in your hands. Keep fabbing it "

I've just doubled the marketing spend

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By *obilebottomMan
37 weeks ago

All over


"Os 3rd on page one 59 more fabs for top pic. Is in your hands. Keep fabbing it

I've just doubled the marketing spend "

Worthwhile cause. Hopefully hopefully humour, artistic appreciation,, inclusivity and pride will prevail

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
37 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Os 3rd on page one 59 more fabs for top pic. Is in your hands. Keep fabbing it

I've just doubled the marketing spend

Worthwhile cause. Hopefully hopefully humour, artistic appreciation,, inclusivity and pride will prevail "

Plus, everyone wants John's cock - it's just hard for humans to admit their level of desire for him.

I think it's so powerful because it has a faint whiff of chocolate Minstrels about it.....

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
37 weeks ago

St Leonards

Right...I do have to fuck off now. L8rs xxxx

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By *ot to giggleWoman
37 weeks ago

Coventry

outside marketing commenced! (again)

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
37 weeks ago

Pontypool

So close!!! Need a few more fabs

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By *ittleMissMinionWoman
37 weeks ago

La La Land


"If that ends up in hot pics…..I’ll eat my old man’s pit hat. "

Can we have photo evidence of you doing this please?

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
37 weeks ago

St Leonards

Page 7 overall, 2nd for men.

To be fair, the young guy at number 1 for men is a very good looking guy with (if you like willies, I imagine) quite a spectacular specimen on display.

But it's John, and it's Pride, and we've seen the pain on other threads that Pride and Stonewall tackle valiantly since the '70s.

So FAB JOHN'S RAINBOW PRIDE DICK good people of FAB (pwetty pweez with glitter knobs on )

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
37 weeks ago

St Leonards

I think we may have reached "Peak Wick" .

John - you're a good sport (remember - John didn't even have it as a Public Pic until Daizy and I twisted his arm).

Obi - yours is quite fantastic too, and I've FABbed it.

Everyone else - thank you for joining in, making quality gags, FABbing a man's willy like you may never have FABbed before (I think Willy is still in therapy as a result ), and, of course, behind all this, is recognising how Pride is a rainbow celebration, but born from unbelievable pain and anguish.

I hope, like you do, that we, our

friends, children, grandchildren and great grandchildren inherit a world tilted towards celebration and away from such extreme pain.

It looks unachievable.

But, so did Pride and everything it has achieved over the last 50 years or so.

So we know these things aren't unachievable, across any sphere you can imagine and turn into action.

Just unbelievably fucking hard work.

Klungesplain over.

Coffee and fag time xxxx

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
37 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon


"I think we may have reached "Peak Wick" .

John - you're a good sport (remember - John didn't even have it as a Public Pic until Daizy and I twisted his arm).

Obi - yours is quite fantastic too, and I've FABbed it.

Everyone else - thank you for joining in, making quality gags, FABbing a man's willy like you may never have FABbed before (I think Willy is still in therapy as a result ), and, of course, behind all this, is recognising how Pride is a rainbow celebration, but born from unbelievable pain and anguish.

I hope, like you do, that we, our

friends, children, grandchildren and great grandchildren inherit a world tilted towards celebration and away from such extreme pain.

It looks unachievable.

But, so did Pride and everything it has achieved over the last 50 years or so.

So we know these things aren't unachievable, across any sphere you can imagine and turn into action.

Just unbelievably fucking hard work.

Klungesplain over.

Coffee and fag time xxxx"

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
37 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

First time I've fabbed a cock. Done.

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
37 weeks ago

The Continental

Well, I think I peaked at Number 2 men’s hot pics. And about half way up Page 7 in all hot pic’s.

I’d like to thank my campaign managers, without whom none of this would be possible. It just goes to show that if you dream hard enough for something, that greatness can be achieved.

I’d like to thank my agent, for taking only 4% instead of the usual 7%.

I’d like to thank biology for blessing me with such a magnificent penis.

Also, huge thanks go to all of you that hit that Fab button and catapulted me to stardom.

With more rainbow penis, there’d be no more wars.

Penis out.

Mic drop’.

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
37 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Well, I think I peaked at Number 2 men’s hot pics. And about half way up Page 7 in all hot pic’s.

I’d like to thank my campaign managers, without whom none of this would be possible. It just goes to show that if you dream hard enough for something, that greatness can be achieved.

I’d like to thank my agent, for taking only 4% instead of the usual 7%.

I’d like to thank biology for blessing me with such a magnificent penis.

Also, huge thanks go to all of you that hit that Fab button and catapulted me to stardom.

With more rainbow penis, there’d be no more wars.

Penis out.

Mic drop’.

"

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By *aizyWoman
37 weeks ago

west midlands

The rainbow penis really took off, well done Mr Wick!

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By *obilebottomMan
37 weeks ago

All over


"Well, I think I peaked at Number 2 men’s hot pics. And about half way up Page 7 in all hot pic’s.

I’d like to thank my campaign managers, without whom none of this would be possible. It just goes to show that if you dream hard enough for something, that greatness can be achieved.

I’d like to thank my agent, for taking only 4% instead of the usual 7%.

I’d like to thank biology for blessing me with such a magnificent penis.

Also, huge thanks go to all of you that hit that Fab button and catapulted me to stardom.

With more rainbow penis, there’d be no more wars.

Penis out.

Mic drop’.

"

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
37 weeks ago

London


"Well, I think I peaked at Number 2 men’s hot pics. And about half way up Page 7 in all hot pic’s.

I’d like to thank my campaign managers, without whom none of this would be possible. It just goes to show that if you dream hard enough for something, that greatness can be achieved.

I’d like to thank my agent, for taking only 4% instead of the usual 7%.

I’d like to thank biology for blessing me with such a magnificent penis.

Also, huge thanks go to all of you that hit that Fab button and catapulted me to stardom.

With more rainbow penis, there’d be no more wars.

Penis out.

Mic drop’.

"

Since Marlo Brando refused his Oscar, this is the best award-winner speech ever

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By *ripfillMan
37 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

Done

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By *rsKOTCTWoman
37 weeks ago

Leeds

Done

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By *agatoXXXMan
37 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.


"

Since Marlo Brando refused his Oscar, this is the best award-winner speech ever "

So, is Wohn Jick's wiener an Oscar Wiener?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
37 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Done

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
37 weeks ago

The Continental

As if this is still going.

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By *agatoXXXMan
37 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

Only another 76 posts to go.

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By *hoirCouple
37 weeks ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds


"Because I actually don't have consent (coz you know - pushy salesperson and all that) for his real name - if I told you there was a stupendous Pride coloured penis on the profile of someone whose name MAY in fact be an anagram of "Wohn Jick"...shall we FAB the fuck out of it and get it to hot pics?

Coz it's bloody genius!

Mr Jick - I shall of course accept a ban if I've overstepped.

And provide an apology.

But genius needs recognition."

If you didn't ask for consent then how do you know you got their pronouns correct?

C

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By *ortney FoxxxWoman
37 weeks ago

Mid Glamorgan

Done

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By *hatKlungeEnigma OP   Man
37 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Because I actually don't have consent (coz you know - pushy salesperson and all that) for his real name - if I told you there was a stupendous Pride coloured penis on the profile of someone whose name MAY in fact be an anagram of "Wohn Jick"...shall we FAB the fuck out of it and get it to hot pics?

Coz it's bloody genius!

Mr Jick - I shall of course accept a ban if I've overstepped.

And provide an apology.

But genius needs recognition.

If you didn't ask for consent then how do you know you got their pronouns correct?

C"

The aliens tell me.

They know EVERYTHING.

Especially about you....

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By *ou only live onceMan
37 weeks ago

London


"Well, I think I peaked at Number 2 men’s hot pics. And about half way up Page 7 in all hot pic’s.

I’d like to thank my campaign managers, without whom none of this would be possible. It just goes to show that if you dream hard enough for something, that greatness can be achieved.

I’d like to thank my agent, for taking only 4% instead of the usual 7%.

I’d like to thank biology for blessing me with such a magnificent penis.

Also, huge thanks go to all of you that hit that Fab button and catapulted me to stardom.

With more rainbow penis, there’d be no more wars.

Penis out.

Mic drop’.

"

Proud of you, Wohn Jick. The hero we didn't know we needed.

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By *as7643Man
37 weeks ago

staffs

Done lol

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