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"Do you fill your Pot Noodle according to instructions, do you wing it, or do you measure the perfect amount of water to creat the ideal sauce:noodle ratio? " for me personally they are revolting | |||
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"Can i ask a woman why do hold ups stay up? " they don’t | |||
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"Can i ask a woman why do hold ups stay up? they don’t " damnit i knew that | |||
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"Can i ask a woman why do hold ups stay up? " Have chubby thighs like mine and the elastic part clings on fine and they don't fall down at all, even when doing the sex! | |||
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"Do you fill your Pot Noodle according to instructions, do you wing it, or do you measure the perfect amount of water to creat the ideal sauce:noodle ratio? " You obviously overfill it then realise you left the flavour packet in because you were doomscrolling and then fish it out with a fork | |||
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"What is the wind speed velocity of an un laden swallow " 20.1 mph | |||
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"Can I ask a woman why their knickers fall down easily? " Must be your charming presence that does it for some women Rex | |||
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"Can i ask a woman why do hold ups stay up? " Good quality one's have a rubbery bands stuck to the inside tops, the slight tack to them grips your skin and hold on place. | |||
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"What is the wind speed velocity of an un laden swallow 20.1 mph " European or African | |||
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"What is the wind speed velocity of an un laden swallow 20.1 mph European or African " I think European and African mph is the same no? | |||
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"Can I ask a woman why their knickers fall down easily? Must be your charming presence that does it for some women Rex" I can’t find such a lady | |||
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"Can i ask a woman why do hold ups stay up? Have chubby thighs like mine and the elastic part clings on fine and they don't fall down at all, even when doing the sex! " I have fat thighs and I cannot get hold ups to stay up ! Grrr | |||
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"Can I ask a woman why their knickers fall down easily? Must be your charming presence that does it for some women Rex I can’t find such a lady " You'll find one, one day! Just don't say 90% of what you normally say on here and you'll be fine! | |||
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"Can i ask a woman why do hold ups stay up? Have chubby thighs like mine and the elastic part clings on fine and they don't fall down at all, even when doing the sex! I have fat thighs and I cannot get hold ups to stay up ! Grrr " I'll bring a pair to the social and pull them up for you, trust me they will stay put! Ha ha | |||
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"Can i ask a woman why do hold ups stay up? Have chubby thighs like mine and the elastic part clings on fine and they don't fall down at all, even when doing the sex! I have fat thighs and I cannot get hold ups to stay up ! Grrr I'll bring a pair to the social and pull them up for you, trust me they will stay put! Ha ha " You're on | |||
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"Can I ask a woman why their knickers fall down easily? Must be your charming presence that does it for some women Rex I can’t find such a lady You'll find one, one day! Just don't say 90% of what you normally say on here and you'll be fine! " You mean 10% of what I say is good? Result | |||
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"When is xmas this year? " In a break from tradition it will be on 25th December this year. This will catch many people out | |||
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"Do you fill your Pot Noodle according to instructions, do you wing it, or do you measure the perfect amount of water to creat the ideal sauce:noodle ratio? for me personally they are revolting " Agree. They taste horrible! An egg buttie tastes far better! | |||
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"When is xmas this year? In a break from tradition it will be on 25th December this year. This will catch many people out" · Damn Christmas ... I'm just imagining you in Hold Ups. | |||
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"When is xmas this year? In a break from tradition it will be on 25th December this year. This will catch many people out" I wish they just left it at alone so we can all plan properly. Not much time left now and moving it about all the time does not help | |||
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"When is xmas this year? In a break from tradition it will be on 25th December this year. This will catch many people out · Damn Christmas ... I'm just imagining you in Hold Ups. " I've had many a malfunction with hold ups. | |||
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"When is xmas this year? In a break from tradition it will be on 25th December this year. This will catch many people out I wish they just left it at alone so we can all plan properly. Not much time left now and moving it about all the time does not help " I know! It must be time to put the sprouts on. | |||
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"What is the wind speed velocity of an un laden swallow 20.1 mph European or African I think European and African mph is the same no? " European is kph | |||
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"Why do men like ripping fishnet bodystockings? " Tearing off tights with my teeth | |||
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"Why do men like ripping fishnet bodystockings? Tearing off tights with my teeth " | |||
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"What is the wind speed velocity of an un laden swallow 20.1 mph European or African I think European and African mph is the same no? European is kph " Mph is the same anywhere in the world | |||
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"Can i ask a woman why do hold ups stay up? Good quality one's have a rubbery bands stuck to the inside tops, the slight tack to them grips your skin and hold on place." ahhh quality answer | |||
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"Why do men like ripping fishnet bodystockings? Tearing off tights with my teeth " Making mad love on the heath?? | |||
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"Right ladies why are England nil nil at half time? " ..they need to get the female players on the pitch | |||
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"Right ladies why are England nil nil at half time? ..they need to get the female players on the pitch " omg they are playing like a bunch of ladies | |||
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"How many hours sleep is the optimum to not be to tired when you wake up? is there a thing as too much sleep? " The circadian rhythm ( sleep cycle) is 4 hours so either 4 or 8.... and I don't believe in too much sleep, your body will take what it needs | |||
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"Have you fabbed Mr Wick's pic yet? " Oooh...that was sneaky clever. I like that xxxx | |||
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"Can i ask a woman why do hold ups stay up? Have chubby thighs like mine and the elastic part clings on fine and they don't fall down at all, even when doing the sex! I have fat thighs and I cannot get hold ups to stay up ! Grrr I'll bring a pair to the social and pull them up for you, trust me they will stay put! Ha ha You're on " can I see this, for educational purposes, mine roll down | |||
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"Have you fabbed Mr Wick's pic yet? " oh the colourful pride dick yep | |||
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"Why? Just why?" But why not? | |||
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"Have you fabbed Mr Wick's pic yet? " Does anyone else get intimidated posting under Mr Wick | |||
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"It would be awesome if someone did a rainbow cock pic for Pride, if only there was such a pic. " Ta da! | |||
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"Have you fabbed Mr Wick's pic yet? Does anyone else get intimidated posting under Mr Wick " Not once they've FABbed his glorious rainbow willy pic they don't. It's pixie magic - FAB the pic, thou shalt never feel intimidated again | |||
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"It would be awesome if someone did a rainbow cock pic for Pride, if only there was such a pic. Ta da! " Wow!! That's genius that is. Should be FABbed to hot pics!! | |||
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"Have you fabbed Mr Wick's pic yet? Does anyone else get intimidated posting under Mr Wick Not once they've FABbed his glorious rainbow willy pic they don't. It's pixie magic - FAB the pic, thou shalt never feel intimidated again " he is loving having his willy stroked ! | |||
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"Can i go to church now it is sunday isn't it? " 1st - ask what day if the week it is Fred! | |||
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"Can i go to church now it is sunday isn't it? 1st - ask what day if the week it is Fred! " if ok can i get up now if I'm a good boy? | |||
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