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By *entleswinger69 OP   Man
25 weeks ago

exeter

On this thread

But really politeness and in crudeness goes a long way.

Have fun and enjoy.

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By *entleswinger69 OP   Man
25 weeks ago

exeter

Not crudeness please!!

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By *ris GrayMan
25 weeks ago

Dorchester

Can i ask a woman why do hold ups stay up?

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By *r John WickMan
25 weeks ago

The Continental

Do you fill your Pot Noodle according to instructions, do you wing it, or do you measure the perfect amount of water to creat the ideal sauce:noodle ratio?

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By *entleswinger69 OP   Man
25 weeks ago

exeter


"Do you fill your Pot Noodle according to instructions, do you wing it, or do you measure the perfect amount of water to creat the ideal sauce:noodle ratio? "
for me personally they are revolting

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By *ex HolesMan
25 weeks ago

Up North

Not crudeness is my middle name

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By *mmaleiaWoman
25 weeks ago

East Northamptonshire


"Can i ask a woman why do hold ups stay up? "
they don’t

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By *ris GrayMan
25 weeks ago

Dorchester


"Can i ask a woman why do hold ups stay up? they don’t "
damnit i knew that

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By *oo..Woman
25 weeks ago

Boo's World


"Can i ask a woman why do hold ups stay up? "

Have chubby thighs like mine and the elastic part clings on fine and they don't fall down at all, even when doing the sex!

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By *igNick1381Man
25 weeks ago

BRIDGEND

What is the wind speed velocity of an un laden swallow

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By *ex HolesMan
25 weeks ago

Up North

Can I ask a woman why their knickers fall down easily?

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By *igNick1381Man
25 weeks ago

BRIDGEND


"Do you fill your Pot Noodle according to instructions, do you wing it, or do you measure the perfect amount of water to creat the ideal sauce:noodle ratio? "

You obviously overfill it then realise you left the flavour packet in because you were doomscrolling and then fish it out with a fork

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
25 weeks ago

Herts


"What is the wind speed velocity of an un laden swallow "

20.1 mph

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By *oo..Woman
25 weeks ago

Boo's World


"Can I ask a woman why their knickers fall down easily? "

Must be your charming presence that does it for some women Rex

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By *offiaCoolWoman
25 weeks ago

Kidsgrove


"Can i ask a woman why do hold ups stay up? "

Good quality one's have a rubbery bands stuck to the inside tops, the slight tack to them grips your skin and hold on place.

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
25 weeks ago

Stourbridge


"What is the wind speed velocity of an un laden swallow

20.1 mph "

European or African

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
25 weeks ago

Herts


"What is the wind speed velocity of an un laden swallow

20.1 mph

European or African "

I think European and African mph is the same no?

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By *ex HolesMan
25 weeks ago

Up North


"Can I ask a woman why their knickers fall down easily?

Must be your charming presence that does it for some women Rex"

I can’t find such a lady

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
25 weeks ago

Southampton


"Can i ask a woman why do hold ups stay up?

Have chubby thighs like mine and the elastic part clings on fine and they don't fall down at all, even when doing the sex! "

I have fat thighs and I cannot get hold ups to stay up ! Grrr

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By *oo..Woman
25 weeks ago

Boo's World


"Can I ask a woman why their knickers fall down easily?

Must be your charming presence that does it for some women Rex

I can’t find such a lady "

You'll find one, one day!

Just don't say 90% of what you normally say on here and you'll be fine!

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By *oo..Woman
25 weeks ago

Boo's World


"Can i ask a woman why do hold ups stay up?

Have chubby thighs like mine and the elastic part clings on fine and they don't fall down at all, even when doing the sex!

I have fat thighs and I cannot get hold ups to stay up ! Grrr "

I'll bring a pair to the social and pull them up for you, trust me they will stay put! Ha ha

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
25 weeks ago

Southampton


"Can i ask a woman why do hold ups stay up?

Have chubby thighs like mine and the elastic part clings on fine and they don't fall down at all, even when doing the sex!

I have fat thighs and I cannot get hold ups to stay up ! Grrr

I'll bring a pair to the social and pull them up for you, trust me they will stay put! Ha ha "

You're on

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By *ex HolesMan
25 weeks ago

Up North


"Can I ask a woman why their knickers fall down easily?

Must be your charming presence that does it for some women Rex

I can’t find such a lady

You'll find one, one day!

Just don't say 90% of what you normally say on here and you'll be fine! "

You mean 10% of what I say is good? Result

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By *obilebottomMan
25 weeks ago

All over

When is xmas this year?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

25 weeks ago

East Sussex


"When is xmas this year? "

In a break from tradition it will be on 25th December this year. This will catch many people out

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By *esiGalGuy123Man
25 weeks ago

Find me..


"Do you fill your Pot Noodle according to instructions, do you wing it, or do you measure the perfect amount of water to creat the ideal sauce:noodle ratio? for me personally they are revolting "

Agree. They taste horrible! An egg buttie tastes far better!

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By *eroLondonMan
25 weeks ago

Covent Garden


"When is xmas this year?

In a break from tradition it will be on 25th December this year. This will catch many people out"

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Damn Christmas ... I'm just imagining you in Hold Ups.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

The C word in June

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By *obilebottomMan
25 weeks ago

All over


"When is xmas this year?

In a break from tradition it will be on 25th December this year. This will catch many people out"

I wish they just left it at alone so we can all plan properly. Not much time left now and moving it about all the time does not help

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By *akequeen90Couple
25 weeks ago

Sydney

Ask away

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By *lack beauty 35Woman
25 weeks ago

South west

Why do men like ripping fishnet bodystockings?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

25 weeks ago

East Sussex


"When is xmas this year?

In a break from tradition it will be on 25th December this year. This will catch many people out

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Damn Christmas ... I'm just imagining you in Hold Ups. "

I've had many a malfunction with hold ups.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

25 weeks ago

East Sussex


"When is xmas this year?

In a break from tradition it will be on 25th December this year. This will catch many people out

I wish they just left it at alone so we can all plan properly. Not much time left now and moving it about all the time does not help "

I know! It must be time to put the sprouts on.

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By *ansoffateMan
25 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"What is the wind speed velocity of an un laden swallow

20.1 mph

European or African

I think European and African mph is the same no? "

European is kph

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

25 weeks ago

East Sussex

Why? Just why?

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
25 weeks ago

St Leonards


"When is xmas this year? "

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By *ex HolesMan
25 weeks ago

Up North


"Why do men like ripping fishnet bodystockings? "

Tearing off tights with my teeth

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By *lack beauty 35Woman
25 weeks ago

South west


"Why do men like ripping fishnet bodystockings?

Tearing off tights with my teeth "

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By *ansoffateMan
25 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

What would you like me to ask?

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
25 weeks ago

Herts


"What is the wind speed velocity of an un laden swallow

20.1 mph

European or African

I think European and African mph is the same no?

European is kph "

Mph is the same anywhere in the world

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By *ris GrayMan
25 weeks ago

Dorchester


"Can i ask a woman why do hold ups stay up?

Good quality one's have a rubbery bands stuck to the inside tops, the slight tack to them grips your skin and hold on place."

ahhh quality answer

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
25 weeks ago

Southampton


"Why do men like ripping fishnet bodystockings?

Tearing off tights with my teeth "

Making mad love on the heath??

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By *ris GrayMan
25 weeks ago

Dorchester

Right ladies why are England nil nil at half time?

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By *oo..Woman
25 weeks ago

Boo's World


"Right ladies why are England nil nil at half time? "
..they need to get the female players on the pitch

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By *ris GrayMan
25 weeks ago

Dorchester


"Right ladies why are England nil nil at half time? ..they need to get the female players on the pitch "
omg they are playing like a bunch of ladies

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
25 weeks ago

St Leonards

Could you (all?) please FAB John Wick's Pride rainbow penis?

Coz it's genius.

Thanks very much xx

(How's that for a question )

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

How many hours sleep is the optimum to not be to tired when you wake up?

is there a thing as too much sleep?

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
25 weeks ago

Southampton


"How many hours sleep is the optimum to not be to tired when you wake up?

is there a thing as too much sleep? "

The circadian rhythm ( sleep cycle) is 4 hours so either 4 or 8.... and I don't believe in too much sleep, your body will take what it needs

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By *obilebottomMan
25 weeks ago

All over

Have you fabbed Mr Wick's pic yet?

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By *ot to giggleWoman
25 weeks ago

Coventry

whats the unladen weight of a pot noodle and how many pride penis do you get in one?

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
25 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Have you fabbed Mr Wick's pic yet? "

Oooh...that was sneaky clever. I like that xxxx

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By *mmaleiaWoman
25 weeks ago

East Northamptonshire


"Can i ask a woman why do hold ups stay up?

Have chubby thighs like mine and the elastic part clings on fine and they don't fall down at all, even when doing the sex!

I have fat thighs and I cannot get hold ups to stay up ! Grrr

I'll bring a pair to the social and pull them up for you, trust me they will stay put! Ha ha You're on "

can I see this, for educational purposes, mine roll down

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By *ot to giggleWoman
25 weeks ago

Coventry


"Have you fabbed Mr Wick's pic yet? "

oh the colourful pride dick yep

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
25 weeks ago


"Why? Just why?"

But why not?

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
25 weeks ago

St Leonards

I'd like to ask:

"Who hasn't FABbed John Wick's amazing Pride rainbow dick yet?"

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By *aM 689Man
25 weeks ago

Lanarkshire


"Have you fabbed Mr Wick's pic yet? "

Does anyone else get intimidated posting under Mr Wick

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
25 weeks ago

Herts

It would be awesome if someone did a rainbow cock pic for Pride, if only there was such a pic.

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By *r John WickMan
25 weeks ago

The Continental


"It would be awesome if someone did a rainbow cock pic for Pride, if only there was such a pic. "

Ta da!

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
25 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Have you fabbed Mr Wick's pic yet?

Does anyone else get intimidated posting under Mr Wick "

Not once they've FABbed his glorious rainbow willy pic they don't.

It's pixie magic - FAB the pic, thou shalt never feel intimidated again

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
25 weeks ago

St Leonards


"It would be awesome if someone did a rainbow cock pic for Pride, if only there was such a pic.

Ta da! "

Wow!! That's genius that is.

Should be FABbed to hot pics!!

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By *ot to giggleWoman
25 weeks ago

Coventry


"Have you fabbed Mr Wick's pic yet?

Does anyone else get intimidated posting under Mr Wick

Not once they've FABbed his glorious rainbow willy pic they don't.

It's pixie magic - FAB the pic, thou shalt never feel intimidated again "

he is loving having his willy stroked !

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By *he Flat CapsCouple
25 weeks ago

Pontypool

Is there anyone on Fab who hasn't fabbed the best Pride cock pic, yet??????

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
25 weeks ago

Done now

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"How many hours sleep is the optimum to not be to tired when you wake up?

is there a thing as too much sleep?

The circadian rhythm ( sleep cycle) is 4 hours so either 4 or 8.... and I don't believe in too much sleep, your body will take what it needs "

And so it does. Thanks.

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By *ris GrayMan
25 weeks ago

Dorchester

Can i go to church now it is sunday isn't it?

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"Can i go to church now it is sunday isn't it? "

1st - ask what day if the week it is Fred!

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By *obilebottomMan
25 weeks ago

All over

Is there anyone who hasn't fabbed Mr Wick's rainbow pic yet. It has made it to top page (3rd down). Needs a push to the top .

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By *ris GrayMan
25 weeks ago

Dorchester


"Can i go to church now it is sunday isn't it?

1st - ask what day if the week it is Fred! "

if ok can i get up now if I'm a good boy?

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

I'm in

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By *idzmaleMan
25 weeks ago

telford

I’m In

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By *ris GrayMan
25 weeks ago

Dorchester


"I'm in"
ask a question then

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