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"Good being everyone, hope you all have had a great weekend "Mine continues for one more day. Fkin awesome. It’s been a mixed bag of beautiful and a total horror show. But……still smilin’. | |||
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"Hello everyone, recently rejoined the community. Can't wait to get back into the swing of things, excuse the pun" Welcome! Lazy evening ahead. Although I'll probably regret it in the morning  | |||
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"I’m knackered now. But I have some work to do before I can call it a day. " Is like that is it. Now I am back you are doing a runner  | |||
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"I’m knackered now. But I have some work to do before I can call it a day. Is like that is it. Now I am back you are doing a runner "I ain’t going anywhere yet. I need darkness in my office before I can get to work. | |||
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"I’m knackered now. But I have some work to do before I can call it a day. Is like that is it. Now I am back you are doing a runner
I ain’t going anywhere yet. I need darkness in my office before I can get to work. "Phew as I had my best aftershave on an all. | |||
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"I’m knackered now. But I have some work to do before I can call it a day. Is like that is it. Now I am back you are doing a runner
I ain’t going anywhere yet. I need darkness in my office before I can get to work.
Phew as I had my best aftershave on an all. "Oh you big flirty mcflirtface  | |||
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"I'm sitting in the bath being a scrubber "I’ve no idea what the fk is going through my mind, but I had to read that a couple of times. I thought, and I don’t know why, that it said you were sat in the bath with a big cucumber. | |||
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"I'm sitting in the bath being a scrubber
I’ve no idea what the fk is going through my mind, but I had to read that a couple of times.
I thought, and I don’t know why, that it said you were sat in the bath with a big cucumber. "My innocent mind thought of little yellow ducks | |||
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"I'm sitting in the bath being a scrubber
I’ve no idea what the fk is going through my mind, but I had to read that a couple of times.
I thought, and I don’t know why, that it said you were sat in the bath with a big cucumber. "MR WICK!! That's not big enough for my bucket fanny | |||
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"Present. "Hello Mr Pickle, welcome. Your friend Mr Black has been leading me astray | |||
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"Present.
Hello Mr Pickle, welcome. Your friend Mr Black has been leading me astray "What has he given you to drink | |||
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"Present. "My guy | |||
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"Present.
Hello Mr Pickle, welcome. Your friend Mr Black has been leading me astray
What has he given you to drink "His uncle's rum | |||
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"Present.
My guy
"Yes bro! You drinking your magnum? | |||
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"Present.
Hello Mr Pickle, welcome. Your friend Mr Black has been leading me astray
What has he given you to drink
His uncle's rum "Ah! Uncle Wray. The GOAT | |||
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"Present.
Hello Mr Pickle, welcome. Your friend Mr Black has been leading me astray
What has he given you to drink
His uncle's rum
Ah! Uncle Wray. The GOAT"That's the one, corruption I tell you  | |||
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"Present.
Hello Mr Pickle, welcome. Your friend Mr Black has been leading me astray
What has he given you to drink
His uncle's rum
Ah! Uncle Wray. The GOAT
That's the one, corruption I tell you "
Good man. Always nice to see another Jamaican on the forums  | |||
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"Present.
My guy
Yes bro!
You drinking your magnum?"With two shots of wray | |||
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"Present.
My guy
Yes bro!
You drinking your magnum?
With two shots of wray"I did have rum and magnum earlier this week but it was Captain Morgan. Still banging | |||
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"I'm sitting in the bath being a scrubber
I’ve no idea what the fk is going through my mind, but I had to read that a couple of times.
I thought, and I don’t know why, that it said you were sat in the bath with a big cucumber.
MR WICK!!
That's not big enough for my bucket fanny"MISS TIGHTPANTS! | |||
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"Present.
Hello Mr Pickle, welcome. Your friend Mr Black has been leading me astray
What has he given you to drink
His uncle's rum
Ah! Uncle Wray. The GOAT
That's the one, corruption I tell you
Good man. Always nice to see another Jamaican on the forums "It is and promised me soca and trad calypso an all. | |||
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"Present.
Hello Mr Pickle, welcome. Your friend Mr Black has been leading me astray
What has he given you to drink
His uncle's rum
Ah! Uncle Wray. The GOAT
That's the one, corruption I tell you
Good man. Always nice to see another Jamaican on the forums
It is and promised me soca and trad calypso an all. "Don't forget Minxy and EmCee too | |||
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"Present.
Hello Mr Pickle, welcome. Your friend Mr Black has been leading me astray
What has he given you to drink
His uncle's rum
Ah! Uncle Wray. The GOAT
That's the one, corruption I tell you
Good man. Always nice to see another Jamaican on the forums
It is and promised me soca and trad calypso an all.
Don't forget Minxy and EmCee too"Rahted! Sounds like a party | |||
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"Present.
Hello Mr Pickle, welcome. Your friend Mr Black has been leading me astray
What has he given you to drink
His uncle's rum
Ah! Uncle Wray. The GOAT
That's the one, corruption I tell you
Good man. Always nice to see another Jamaican on the forums
It is and promised me soca and trad calypso an all.
Don't forget Minxy and EmCee too"I’m not dancing mr black!! | |||
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"Present.
Hello Mr Pickle, welcome. Your friend Mr Black has been leading me astray
What has he given you to drink
His uncle's rum
Ah! Uncle Wray. The GOAT
That's the one, corruption I tell you
Good man. Always nice to see another Jamaican on the forums
It is and promised me soca and trad calypso an all.
Don't forget Minxy and EmCee too
Rahted! Sounds like a party "You dun know your seat is booked from longtime | |||
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"Present.
Hello Mr Pickle, welcome. Your friend Mr Black has been leading me astray
What has he given you to drink
His uncle's rum
Ah! Uncle Wray. The GOAT
That's the one, corruption I tell you
Good man. Always nice to see another Jamaican on the forums
It is and promised me soca and trad calypso an all.
Don't forget Minxy and EmCee too
Rahted! Sounds like a party "Under the stars in the Caribbean. Much bettet than the ghetto someone suggested on an earlier thread  | |||
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"Present.
Hello Mr Pickle, welcome. Your friend Mr Black has been leading me astray
What has he given you to drink
His uncle's rum
Ah! Uncle Wray. The GOAT
That's the one, corruption I tell you
Good man. Always nice to see another Jamaican on the forums
It is and promised me soca and trad calypso an all.
Don't forget Minxy and EmCee too
I’m not dancing mr black!! " | |||
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"Present.
Hello Mr Pickle, welcome. Your friend Mr Black has been leading me astray
What has he given you to drink
His uncle's rum
Ah! Uncle Wray. The GOAT
That's the one, corruption I tell you
Good man. Always nice to see another Jamaican on the forums
It is and promised me soca and trad calypso an all.
Don't forget Minxy and EmCee too
Rahted! Sounds like a party
You dun know your seat is booked from longtime"Respect | |||
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"Present.
Hello Mr Pickle, welcome. Your friend Mr Black has been leading me astray
What has he given you to drink
His uncle's rum
Ah! Uncle Wray. The GOAT
That's the one, corruption I tell you
Good man. Always nice to see another Jamaican on the forums
It is and promised me soca and trad calypso an all.
Don't forget Minxy and EmCee too
I’m not dancing mr black!! "The island vibes may have something to say about that | |||
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"Present.
Hello Mr Pickle, welcome. Your friend Mr Black has been leading me astray
What has he given you to drink
His uncle's rum
Ah! Uncle Wray. The GOAT
That's the one, corruption I tell you
Good man. Always nice to see another Jamaican on the forums
It is and promised me soca and trad calypso an all.
Don't forget Minxy and EmCee too
I’m not dancing mr black!! "I am for sure shaking that booty. Need to find a lovy big mamma like the one I danced with at Nottinghill | |||
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"Present.
Hello Mr Pickle, welcome. Your friend Mr Black has been leading me astray
What has he given you to drink
His uncle's rum
Ah! Uncle Wray. The GOAT
That's the one, corruption I tell you
Good man. Always nice to see another Jamaican on the forums
It is and promised me soca and trad calypso an all.
Don't forget Minxy and EmCee too
Rahted! Sounds like a party
Under the stars in the Caribbean. Much bettet than the ghetto someone suggested on an earlier thread "I literally would LOVE to be in Jamaica right now | |||
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"Present.
Hello Mr Pickle, welcome. Your friend Mr Black has been leading me astray
What has he given you to drink
His uncle's rum
Ah! Uncle Wray. The GOAT
That's the one, corruption I tell you
Good man. Always nice to see another Jamaican on the forums
It is and promised me soca and trad calypso an all.
Don't forget Minxy and EmCee too
Rahted! Sounds like a party
Under the stars in the Caribbean. Much bettet than the ghetto someone suggested on an earlier thread
I literally would LOVE to be in Jamaica right now "Let's all go. Fab trip | |||
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"Present.
Hello Mr Pickle, welcome. Your friend Mr Black has been leading me astray
What has he given you to drink
His uncle's rum
Ah! Uncle Wray. The GOAT
That's the one, corruption I tell you
Good man. Always nice to see another Jamaican on the forums
It is and promised me soca and trad calypso an all.
Don't forget Minxy and EmCee too
Rahted! Sounds like a party
Under the stars in the Caribbean. Much bettet than the ghetto someone suggested on an earlier thread
I literally would LOVE to be in Jamaica right now
Let's all go. Fab trip "in. | |||
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"Present.
Hello Mr Pickle, welcome. Your friend Mr Black has been leading me astray
What has he given you to drink
His uncle's rum
Ah! Uncle Wray. The GOAT
That's the one, corruption I tell you
Good man. Always nice to see another Jamaican on the forums
It is and promised me soca and trad calypso an all.
Don't forget Minxy and EmCee too
I’m not dancing mr black!!
The island vibes may have something to say about that " | |||
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"Evening all." Evening. I bet you want to come to | |||
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"Evening all. Evening. I bet you want to come to "I'm coming | |||
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"Present.
Hello Mr Pickle, welcome. Your friend Mr Black has been leading me astray
What has he given you to drink
His uncle's rum
Ah! Uncle Wray. The GOAT
That's the one, corruption I tell you
Good man. Always nice to see another Jamaican on the forums
It is and promised me soca and trad calypso an all.
Don't forget Minxy and EmCee too
Rahted! Sounds like a party
Under the stars in the Caribbean. Much bettet than the ghetto someone suggested on an earlier thread
I literally would LOVE to be in Jamaica right now
Let's all go. Fab trip "We can all go for my 40th next year | |||
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"Evening all. Evening. I bet you want to come to
I'm coming "I hope to hear that soon | |||
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"Evening all. Hello beautiful " Buenas noches, guapo 
Any room on that plane for a wheelie big 'un? | |||
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"Evening all. Evening. I bet you want to come to
I'm coming "I wondered how long it was going to take  | |||
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"Evening all. Hello beautiful Buenas noches, guapo
Any room on that plane for a wheelie big 'un? "Only next to me | |||
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"Evening all. Evening. I bet you want to come to
I'm coming
I wondered how long it was going to take"Took me aaaaaaaaaaaaages | |||
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"Evening all. Hello beautiful Buenas noches, guapo
Any room on that plane for a wheelie big 'un?
Only next to me "Let me shuffle up then | |||
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"Evening all. Hello beautiful Buenas noches, guapo
Any room on that plane for a wheelie big 'un? "We got that G6 baby | |||
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"Present.
Hello Mr Pickle, welcome. Your friend Mr Black has been leading me astray
What has he given you to drink
His uncle's rum
Ah! Uncle Wray. The GOAT
That's the one, corruption I tell you
Good man. Always nice to see another Jamaican on the forums
It is and promised me soca and trad calypso an all.
Don't forget Minxy and EmCee too
Rahted! Sounds like a party
Under the stars in the Caribbean. Much bettet than the ghetto someone suggested on an earlier thread
I literally would LOVE to be in Jamaica right now
Let's all go. Fab trip
We can all go for my 40th next year"Oh yes, I am in. Let the fun begin | |||
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"Evening all. Hello beautiful Buenas noches, guapo
Any room on that plane for a wheelie big 'un?
We got that G6 baby
"Ooooooooo snazzy | |||
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"Evening all. Hello beautiful Buenas noches, guapo
Any room on that plane for a wheelie big 'un?
Only next to me
Let me shuffle up then "Small up yuhself | |||
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"Evening all. Hello beautiful Buenas noches, guapo
Any room on that plane for a wheelie big 'un?
We got that G6 baby
Good times won't owe me anything when I pass on
Ooooooooo snazzy " | |||
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"Evening all. Hello beautiful Buenas noches, guapo
Any room on that plane for a wheelie big 'un?
Only next to me
Let me shuffle up then "Do you know what actually, it might be a bit tight but we’ll make it fit | |||
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"Evening all. Hello beautiful Buenas noches, guapo
Any room on that plane for a wheelie big 'un?
Only next to me
Let me shuffle up then
Do you know what actually, it might be a bit tight but we’ll make it fit"Oh, it's tight Pickle. It's tight | |||
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"Evening all. Hello beautiful Buenas noches, guapo
Any room on that plane for a wheelie big 'un?
Only next to me
Let me shuffle up then
Do you know what actually, it might be a bit tight but we’ll make it fit
Oh, it's tight Pickle. It's tight "Just how he likes it | |||
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"Wah gwaan Mr Black? " We out here | |||
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"So when are we off for that big party then ? "End of Feb | |||
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"So when are we off for that big party then ?
End of Feb"In the diary, booking time off tomorrow | |||
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"So when are we off for that big party then ?
End of Feb
In the diary, booking time off tomorrow " | |||
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"Bugger, dozed off for half hour. Deadly thing to do at this time of night. " Lil, what is deadly is having a drink before an early start for work tomorrow | |||
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"Bugger, dozed off for half hour. Deadly thing to do at this time of night. " Lol You haven't missed much | |||
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"Bugger, dozed off for half hour. Deadly thing to do at this time of night. Lol You haven't missed much "He might want to join the trip | |||
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"Bugger, dozed off for half hour. Deadly thing to do at this time of night. Lol You haven't missed much
He might want to join the trip "So I don’t have to get in someone’s suitcase then? | |||
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"A trip you say……." Mr Black will enlighten you | |||
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"Bugger, dozed off for half hour. Deadly thing to do at this time of night. Lol You haven't missed much
He might want to join the trip
So I don’t have to get in someone’s suitcase then? "Nope You have seat on the plane | |||
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"A trip you say……." We are going to the Carribbean next year | |||
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"So when are we off for that big party then ?
End of Feb"I'll book my airport assistance | |||
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"A trip you say……. We are going to the Carribbean next year "Oh bugger
I love the Caribbean, but I’m too fat to sit on a plane, and don’t own a passport anymore. | |||
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"A trip you say……. We are going to the Carribbean next year
Oh bugger
I love the Caribbean, but I’m too fat to sit on a plane, and don’t own a passport anymore. "You have time to get one | |||
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"A trip you say……. We are going to the Carribbean next year
Oh bugger
I love the Caribbean, but I’m too fat to sit on a plane, and don’t own a passport anymore.
You have time to get one "But not enough time to fit my fat arse into an airline seat comfortably. | |||
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"A trip you say……. We are going to the Carribbean next year
Oh bugger
I love the Caribbean, but I’m too fat to sit on a plane, and don’t own a passport anymore.
You have time to get one
But not enough time to fit my fat arse into an airline seat comfortably. "You can do anything you put your mind to Think of the Carribbean | |||
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"A trip you say……. We are going to the Carribbean next year
Oh bugger
I love the Caribbean, but I’m too fat to sit on a plane, and don’t own a passport anymore.
You have time to get one
But not enough time to fit my fat arse into an airline seat comfortably.
You can do anything you put your mind to
Think of the Carribbean "I’ll think of it, and hoist a hollowed out pineapple, filled with rum, while you all FaceTime me from the beach. | |||
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"A trip you say……. We are going to the Carribbean next year
Oh bugger
I love the Caribbean, but I’m too fat to sit on a plane, and don’t own a passport anymore.
You have time to get one
But not enough time to fit my fat arse into an airline seat comfortably.
You can do anything you put your mind to
Think of the Carribbean
I’ll think of it, and hoist a hollowed out pineapple, filled with rum, while you all FaceTime me from the beach. "Maybe we should host twin parties. One herecand one there at the same time | |||
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"A trip you say……. We are going to the Carribbean next year
Oh bugger
I love the Caribbean, but I’m too fat to sit on a plane, and don’t own a passport anymore.
You have time to get one
But not enough time to fit my fat arse into an airline seat comfortably.
You can do anything you put your mind to
Think of the Carribbean
I’ll think of it, and hoist a hollowed out pineapple, filled with rum, while you all FaceTime me from the beach.
Maybe we should host twin parties. One herecand one there at the same time "Genius
Although finding a stretch of white sanded, turquoise watered, palm tree lined beach in Blighty, might be a bit of a stretch. | |||
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"A trip you say……. We are going to the Carribbean next year
Oh bugger
I love the Caribbean, but I’m too fat to sit on a plane, and don’t own a passport anymore.
You have time to get one
But not enough time to fit my fat arse into an airline seat comfortably.
You can do anything you put your mind to
Think of the Carribbean
I’ll think of it, and hoist a hollowed out pineapple, filled with rum, while you all FaceTime me from the beach.
Maybe we should host twin parties. One herecand one there at the same time
Genius
Although finding a stretch of white sanded, turquoise watered, palm tree lined beach in Blighty, might be a bit of a stretch. "I didn't say identical twins | |||
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"A trip you say……. We are going to the Carribbean next year
Oh bugger
I love the Caribbean, but I’m too fat to sit on a plane, and don’t own a passport anymore.
You have time to get one
But not enough time to fit my fat arse into an airline seat comfortably.
You can do anything you put your mind to
Think of the Carribbean
I’ll think of it, and hoist a hollowed out pineapple, filled with rum, while you all FaceTime me from the beach.
Maybe we should host twin parties. One herecand one there at the same time
Genius
Although finding a stretch of white sanded, turquoise watered, palm tree lined beach in Blighty, might be a bit of a stretch.
I didn't say identical twins " | |||
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"A trip you say……. We are going to the Carribbean next year
Oh bugger
I love the Caribbean, but I’m too fat to sit on a plane, and don’t own a passport anymore.
You have time to get one
But not enough time to fit my fat arse into an airline seat comfortably.
You can do anything you put your mind to
Think of the Carribbean
I’ll think of it, and hoist a hollowed out pineapple, filled with rum, while you all FaceTime me from the beach.
Maybe we should host twin parties. One herecand one there at the same time
Genius
Although finding a stretch of white sanded, turquoise watered, palm tree lined beach in Blighty, might be a bit of a stretch.
I didn't say identical twins "But if I can’t go on a plane. I want the full experience here. | |||
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"A trip you say……. We are going to the Carribbean next year
Oh bugger
I love the Caribbean, but I’m too fat to sit on a plane, and don’t own a passport anymore.
You have time to get one
But not enough time to fit my fat arse into an airline seat comfortably.
You can do anything you put your mind to
Think of the Carribbean
I’ll think of it, and hoist a hollowed out pineapple, filled with rum, while you all FaceTime me from the beach.
Maybe we should host twin parties. One herecand one there at the same time
Genius
Although finding a stretch of white sanded, turquoise watered, palm tree lined beach in Blighty, might be a bit of a stretch.
I didn't say identical twins
But if I can’t go on a plane. I want the full experience here. "What about a cruise ship? | |||
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"A trip you say……. We are going to the Carribbean next year
Oh bugger
I love the Caribbean, but I’m too fat to sit on a plane, and don’t own a passport anymore.
You have time to get one
But not enough time to fit my fat arse into an airline seat comfortably.
You can do anything you put your mind to
Think of the Carribbean
I’ll think of it, and hoist a hollowed out pineapple, filled with rum, while you all FaceTime me from the beach.
Maybe we should host twin parties. One herecand one there at the same time
Genius
Although finding a stretch of white sanded, turquoise watered, palm tree lined beach in Blighty, might be a bit of a stretch.
I didn't say identical twins
But if I can’t go on a plane. I want the full experience here.
What about a cruise ship?
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Evening MB, how's your sunny Sunday been?"Gorgeous Daizy. Food, drink, people watching, sunshine and now in good company Yours? | |||
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"Evening all. Hello beautiful Buenas noches, guapo
Any room on that plane for a wheelie big 'un?
Only next to me
Let me shuffle up then
Do you know what actually, it might be a bit tight but we’ll make it fit
Oh, it's tight Pickle. It's tight " | |||
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You know what time it is
Is it February already? "Lol We need to educate you in the lingo
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You know what time it is
Is it February already?
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You know what time it is
Is it February already?
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Pickle can teach you on the plane
Is that what you learn in Mile High Club? The lingo? "Lol I better get a bigger plane We are going to need more than a few beds at 30,000 feet | |||
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Where's my manners? Hello Pickles! "You don’t need those.
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Where's my manners? Hello Pickles!
You don’t need those.
How’re you today Daizy? Happy Sunday. "Not too bad thanks, been enjoying the sunshine while it lasts, how about you? | |||
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Hello Mr Pickle, welcome. Your friend Mr Black has been leading me astray
What has he given you to drink
His uncle's rum
Ah! Uncle Wray. The GOAT
That's the one, corruption I tell you
Good man. Always nice to see another Jamaican on the forums
It is and promised me soca and trad calypso an all.
Don't forget Minxy and EmCee too
I’m not dancing mr black!!
The island vibes may have something to say about that
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Hello Mr Pickle, welcome. Your friend Mr Black has been leading me astray
What has he given you to drink
His uncle's rum
Ah! Uncle Wray. The GOAT
That's the one, corruption I tell you
Good man. Always nice to see another Jamaican on the forums
It is and promised me soca and trad calypso an all.
Don't forget Minxy and EmCee too
I’m not dancing mr black!!
The island vibes may have something to say about that
Watch me win'!! Gimme a drink and I'll be dancin'. Get yourself on the dancefloor all! (Or the sand, I don't mind where I dance)"I'm loving the enthusiasm | |||
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End of Feb"Perfect!! I'll have me a late 45th Birthday | |||
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Hello Mr Pickle, welcome. Your friend Mr Black has been leading me astray
What has he given you to drink
His uncle's rum
Ah! Uncle Wray. The GOAT
That's the one, corruption I tell you
Good man. Always nice to see another Jamaican on the forums
It is and promised me soca and trad calypso an all.
Don't forget Minxy and EmCee too
I’m not dancing mr black!!
The island vibes may have something to say about that
Watch me win'!! Gimme a drink and I'll be dancin'. Get yourself on the dancefloor all! (Or the sand, I don't mind where I dance)
I'm loving the enthusiasm "Might have to go easy on Mr Wray though, I'm used to the white stuff with the bat on | |||
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Hello Mr Pickle, welcome. Your friend Mr Black has been leading me astray
What has he given you to drink
His uncle's rum
Ah! Uncle Wray. The GOAT
That's the one, corruption I tell you
Good man. Always nice to see another Jamaican on the forums
It is and promised me soca and trad calypso an all.
Don't forget Minxy and EmCee too
I’m not dancing mr black!!
The island vibes may have something to say about that
Watch me win'!! Gimme a drink and I'll be dancin'. Get yourself on the dancefloor all! (Or the sand, I don't mind where I dance)
I'm loving the enthusiasm
Might have to go easy on Mr Wray though, I'm used to the white stuff with the bat on "Lol Other runs will be available on the flight and the trip | |||
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End of Feb
Perfect!! I'll have me a late 45th Birthday
Twinsies"Well, if you're late Feb, you're a fish, I'm a water carrier, as I'm mid. | |||
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Proper rum punch for the guys who drink mixers
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I'm on it right now
No mixer"Best mixer for white rum………dark rum, add a dash or rum, and it’s party time! | |||
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Hello Mr Pickle, welcome. Your friend Mr Black has been leading me astray
What has he given you to drink
His uncle's rum
Ah! Uncle Wray. The GOAT
That's the one, corruption I tell you
Good man. Always nice to see another Jamaican on the forums
It is and promised me soca and trad calypso an all.
Don't forget Minxy and EmCee too
I’m not dancing mr black!!
The island vibes may have something to say about that
Watch me win'!! Gimme a drink and I'll be dancin'. Get yourself on the dancefloor all! (Or the sand, I don't mind where I dance)
I'm loving the enthusiasm
Might have to go easy on Mr Wray though, I'm used to the white stuff with the bat on
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End of Feb
Perfect!! I'll have me a late 45th Birthday
Twinsies
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Hello Mr Pickle, welcome. Your friend Mr Black has been leading me astray
What has he given you to drink
His uncle's rum
Ah! Uncle Wray. The GOAT
That's the one, corruption I tell you
Good man. Always nice to see another Jamaican on the forums
It is and promised me soca and trad calypso an all.
Don't forget Minxy and EmCee too
I’m not dancing mr black!!
The island vibes may have something to say about that
Watch me win'!! Gimme a drink and I'll be dancin'. Get yourself on the dancefloor all! (Or the sand, I don't mind where I dance)
I'm loving the enthusiasm
Might have to go easy on Mr Wray though, I'm used to the white stuff with the bat on
Lol
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