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By *egDaySkipper OP   Man
25 weeks ago

Liverpool

Getting way to hot for it very quickly!

Unless you're a posh bougie fucker with Aircon in the house

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

It’s only 22 degree heat! We can do the sex until 30+. Then maybe I’ll be too tired.

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By *r John WickMan
25 weeks ago

The Continental

Just get it done in 30 seconds.

Not even time to break a sweat.

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By *essTTWoman
25 weeks ago

Birmingham

Have to do it with the windows open but then that means being quiet

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By *ornycougaWoman
25 weeks ago

NORWAY Wherever I lay my hat

Rubbish. I'd much prefer it too hot than too cold!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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25 weeks ago

East Sussex

Does nobody own a fan?

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By *imply DeeWoman
25 weeks ago

Wherever

Hot weather never stopped me, as long as I can remember. But neither did cold so…

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By *he love catsCouple
25 weeks ago

South Wales

It's not that hot here, we got fan's, tiled floors and plenty of ice.

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By *r John WickMan
25 weeks ago

The Continental


"Does nobody own a fan?"

Who’s rich enough to use electrickery on a fan? Flash buggers.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
25 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I have an aircon unit on wheels.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"Does nobody own a fan?"
those handheld ones? That you flap on your face?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

25 weeks ago

East Sussex


"Does nobody own a fan?

Who’s rich enough to use electrickery on a fan? Flash buggers. "

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
25 weeks ago

North West


"Does nobody own a fan?"

I have a fan. A proper Spanish abanico

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

25 weeks ago

East Sussex


"Does nobody own a fan? those handheld ones? That you flap on your face?"

Good lord no. I have a couple of oiled up young men who waft huge ostrich feather fans over me.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

25 weeks ago

East Sussex


"Does nobody own a fan?

I have a fan. A proper Spanish abanico "

Lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"Does nobody own a fan? those handheld ones? That you flap on your face?

Good lord no. I have a couple of oiled up young men who waft huge ostrich feather fans over me. "

Of course you do

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

25 weeks ago

East Sussex


"Does nobody own a fan? those handheld ones? That you flap on your face?

Good lord no. I have a couple of oiled up young men who waft huge ostrich feather fans over me.

Of course you do "

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
25 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"It's not that hot here, we got fan's, tiled floors and plenty of ice."

You’re well prepared for it, an example to us all.

Adapt and overcome, I salute you both

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

25 weeks ago

East Sussex

These are the same young men who have instructions to stand weeping at the back during my funeral service...

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By *LR68Man
25 weeks ago

Peterborough

Quite cool in my house during the hot weather, just need to find someone to have sex with

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"Does nobody own a fan? those handheld ones? That you flap on your face?"

Some of us from the great metropolis who were brought up in Colonial days still employ punkawallahs - much cheaper than aircon and even an electric fan

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"Does nobody own a fan? those handheld ones? That you flap on your face?

Good lord no. I have a couple of oiled up young men who waft huge ostrich feather fans over me. "

That's more impressive than my punkawallah!

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By *he love catsCouple
25 weeks ago

South Wales


"It's not that hot here, we got fan's, tiled floors and plenty of ice.

You’re well prepared for it, an example to us all.

Adapt and overcome, I salute you both "

I can send some ice if you like.

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
25 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"It's not that hot here, we got fan's, tiled floors and plenty of ice.

You’re well prepared for it, an example to us all.

Adapt and overcome, I salute you both

I can send some ice if you like. "

Oh I do love ice it comes in very handy but I fear all I will get is a wet package

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By *avexxMan
25 weeks ago

cheshire


"Rubbish. I'd much prefer it too hot than too cold! "
,,, this

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"Does nobody own a fan? those handheld ones? That you flap on your face?

Some of us from the great metropolis who were brought up in Colonial days still employ punkawallahs - much cheaper than aircon and even an electric fan "

Man said colonial! You were alive before Jamaica was independent

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
25 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"Rubbish. I'd much prefer it too hot than too cold! ,,, this"

But if it’s cold all you have to do is put on extra layers. If it’s hot you have to take off as many as you can…….wait a minute i know where you guys head is at!!

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By *agnar73Man
25 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Nice and cool here in Scotland.

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By *rAitchMan
25 weeks ago

Diagonally Parked in a Parallel Universe


"Does nobody own a fan? those handheld ones? That you flap on your face?

Good lord no. I have a couple of oiled up young men who waft huge ostrich feather fans over me. "

It Ain't Half Hot Mum!

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

I stop having sex once it gets above 14 degrees

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Nonsense, that’s what a cold shower is for

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By *imi_RougeWoman
25 weeks ago

Portsmouth

This is why you go to hotels with air con

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By *r John WickMan
25 weeks ago

The Continental


"I stop having sex once it gets above 14 degrees"

Can I book in for November?

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By *ony MannMan
25 weeks ago

New York City New York USA

Hotels, must have air-conditioning

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"Does nobody own a fan? those handheld ones? That you flap on your face?

Some of us from the great metropolis who were brought up in Colonial days still employ punkawallahs - much cheaper than aircon and even an electric fan

Man said colonial! You were alive before Jamaica was independent "

I even remember the Burpas Revolting in 1895*

(*cheeky reference to Carry on up the Khyber)

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"I stop having sex once it gets above 14 degrees

Can I book in for November?"

I'll pencil you in

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
25 weeks ago

Leeds

Hot ?

Have a word, it’s slightly warm, if you’re stood in the sun.

The mr

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By *aprica2Couple
25 weeks ago

Addlestone

We have aircon ????

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By *B69Woman
25 weeks ago

Wiltshire

I prefer being in a hot sticky mess

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By *ony MannMan
25 weeks ago

New York City New York USA


"I prefer being in a hot sticky mess"

I can help with the mess

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Yesterday, with temperatures nearly reaching 50°C, I had sex. With temperatures never reaching that high in the UK I reckon you people are just coming up with excuses to not have sex. Stick to having a headache instead of blaming the weather.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
25 weeks ago

North West


"Yesterday, with temperatures nearly reaching 50°C, I had sex. With temperatures never reaching that high in the UK I reckon you people are just coming up with excuses to not have sex. Stick to having a headache instead of blaming the weather. "

I'm washing my hair today

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
25 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"I stop having sex once it gets above 14 degrees"

Here in Scotland that could be between 2 and 4pm on a Wednesday in mid-July. It’ll be nice and cool again within an hour or two. Your sex life may continue.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"I stop having sex once it gets above 14 degrees

Here in Scotland that could be between 2 and 4pm on a Wednesday in mid-July. It’ll be nice and cool again within an hour or two. Your sex life may continue."

Oh no! You’ve just squashed my summer dreams of having outdoors sex all over Scotland. Spoil sport!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
25 weeks ago

North West


"I stop having sex once it gets above 14 degrees

Here in Scotland that could be between 2 and 4pm on a Wednesday in mid-July. It’ll be nice and cool again within an hour or two. Your sex life may continue.

Oh no! You’ve just squashed my summer dreams of having outdoors sex all over Scotland. Spoil sport! "

I wouldn't bare flesh in Scotland in the summer. The fucking midges

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
25 weeks ago

Glasgow / London


"Oh no! You’ve just squashed my summer dreams of having outdoors sex all over Scotland. Spoil sport! "

The weather is so changeable that you’ll have to enjoy quickies. Glorious sunshine for half an hour at a time. Torrential downpours for 15 minutes. Snow, sometimes.

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By *herry delightWoman
25 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

That's why I have never enjoyed the summer,to hot and sweaty for fucking.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"Oh no! You’ve just squashed my summer dreams of having outdoors sex all over Scotland. Spoil sport!

The weather is so changeable that you’ll have to enjoy quickies. Glorious sunshine for half an hour at a time. Torrential downpours for 15 minutes. Snow, sometimes."

Who says you need to stop because of a downpour? Isn’t it said the wetter the better?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
25 weeks ago

North West


"Oh no! You’ve just squashed my summer dreams of having outdoors sex all over Scotland. Spoil sport!

The weather is so changeable that you’ll have to enjoy quickies. Glorious sunshine for half an hour at a time. Torrential downpours for 15 minutes. Snow, sometimes.

Who says you need to stop because of a downpour? Isn’t it said the wetter the better? "

Not while Scottish loch midges ravish your arse

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"I stop having sex once it gets above 14 degrees

Here in Scotland that could be between 2 and 4pm on a Wednesday in mid-July. It’ll be nice and cool again within an hour or two. Your sex life may continue.

Oh no! You’ve just squashed my summer dreams of having outdoors sex all over Scotland. Spoil sport!

I wouldn't bare flesh in Scotland in the summer. The fucking midges "

I hope the only time I’m eaten whilst in Scotland, it is not my bugs.

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"Oh no! You’ve just squashed my summer dreams of having outdoors sex all over Scotland. Spoil sport!

The weather is so changeable that you’ll have to enjoy quickies. Glorious sunshine for half an hour at a time. Torrential downpours for 15 minutes. Snow, sometimes.

Who says you need to stop because of a downpour? Isn’t it said the wetter the better?

Not while Scottish loch midges ravish your arse "

I’ve asked him if I can call him my Scottish Lock Midge and if so, if he will raving my arse.

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