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"It's a shit subject! "Ahhh humour!! We need a little of that around here  | |||
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"I am tired and bored, well not totally bored. A random thought crossed my mind as I am sure it has a lot of you. What was going through the minds of those anal pioneers? Was the woman bent over and he looked at the available holes and thought, “that looks a tighter fit” then went for it!!! Feel free to discuss the above topic or any other random thoughts that have crossed your minds dear forunitrs. Have a pleasant day "in the early days you stank anyways so it didn't make a dirrence, shit on the dick was common place | |||
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"They misread the map and took the north entrance by mistake." I suppose that is a possibility…..interesting | |||
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"I don’t know who they were but I would like to thank them personally "Now that makes two of us although I am not a receiver of said pleasure ,more of a giver of said pleasure | |||
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"What an ass-umption! How do you know it was a woman bent over "Ahhh another deep thinker!! I like the direction you took with this great philosophical question. It could of been man on man pleasure and someone expanded on the idea  | |||
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"Random thought is do the Swiss army still use a Swiss Army knife?" I am not sure maybe Google will come to the rescue on this one | |||
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"I am tired and bored, well not totally bored. A random thought crossed my mind as I am sure it has a lot of you. What was going through the minds of those anal pioneers? Was the woman bent over and he looked at the available holes and thought, “that looks a tighter fit” then went for it!!! Feel free to discuss the above topic or any other random thoughts that have crossed your minds dear forunitrs. Have a pleasant day in the early days you stank anyways so it didn't make a dirrence, shit on the dick was common place "Well done Fred your input has truly expanded the potential answers for this question. Well done Sir | |||
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"I don’t know who they were but I would like to thank them personally "In the Beginning, there was LittleBird Eve. Non-existent God saw her arsehole, and thought "I gotta get me some of THAT! But....shit.....I'm the boring one. Balls! What do I do?" So it made non-real Adam. He was a plank, and had no idea about the joys of LB's bumhole. Total wazzock. So non-existent God stepped put of its comfort zone (fuck it's dull!) and made non-existent Lucifer. He was up there like Netanyahu wanking off to prophecy - no thoughts or intelligence, just a need to be totally wrapped by LB's glorious anus. So there you have it. LB invented it. Cheers doll x | |||
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"I don’t know who they were but I would like to thank them personally
In the Beginning, there was LittleBird Eve.
Non-existent God saw her arsehole, and thought "I gotta get me some of THAT! But....shit.....I'm the boring one. Balls! What do I do?"
So it made non-real Adam. He was a plank, and had no idea about the joys of LB's bumhole.
Total wazzock.
So non-existent God stepped put of its comfort zone (fuck it's dull!) and made non-existent Lucifer.
He was up there like Netanyahu wanking off to prophecy - no thoughts or intelligence, just a need to be totally wrapped by LB's glorious anus.
So there you have it.
LB invented it.
Cheers doll x"I love you | |||
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"I thought the Romans were big bottom ferreters? "Well it predates Roman times as the Spartans practiced this but how much further back does it go and was it just pure animal instinct to try another hole? So many questions not enough answers  | |||
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"I don’t know who they were but I would like to thank them personally
In the Beginning, there was LittleBird Eve.
Non-existent God saw her arsehole, and thought "I gotta get me some of THAT! But....shit.....I'm the boring one. Balls! What do I do?"
So it made non-real Adam. He was a plank, and had no idea about the joys of LB's bumhole.
Total wazzock.
So non-existent God stepped put of its comfort zone (fuck it's dull!) and made non-existent Lucifer.
He was up there like Netanyahu wanking off to prophecy - no thoughts or intelligence, just a need to be totally wrapped by LB's glorious anus.
So there you have it.
LB invented it.
Cheers doll x"That was literal genius and worthy of a Gospel in itself!! So I can close out the thread as we have our answer it was LB and she asked for it | |||
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"I don’t know who they were but I would like to thank them personally
In the Beginning, there was LittleBird Eve.
Non-existent God saw her arsehole, and thought "I gotta get me some of THAT! But....shit.....I'm the boring one. Balls! What do I do?"
So it made non-real Adam. He was a plank, and had no idea about the joys of LB's bumhole.
Total wazzock.
So non-existent God stepped put of its comfort zone (fuck it's dull!) and made non-existent Lucifer.
He was up there like Netanyahu wanking off to prophecy - no thoughts or intelligence, just a need to be totally wrapped by LB's glorious anus.
So there you have it.
LB invented it.
Cheers doll x
I love you "Aww ta. I love me too  .
You're not bad either xx xx | |||
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"What an ass-umption! How do you know it was a woman bent over
Ahhh another deep thinker!!
I like the direction you took with this great philosophical question.
It could of been man on man pleasure and someone expanded on the idea "Or maybe SHE fancied that asshole and said I'm gonna switch it up a bit darling.. Take a big breath  | |||
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"I am tired and bored, well not totally bored. A random thought crossed my mind as I am sure it has a lot of you. What was going through the minds of those anal pioneers? Was the woman bent over and he looked at the available holes and thought, “that looks a tighter fit” then went for it!!! Feel free to discuss the above topic or any other random thoughts that have crossed your minds dear forunitrs. Have a pleasant day in the early days you stank anyways so it didn't make a dirrence, shit on the dick was common place
Well done Fred your input has truly expanded the potential answers for this question.
Well done Sir "my pleasure | |||
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"I thought the Romans were big bottom ferreters?
Well it predates Roman times as the Spartans practiced this but how much further back does it go and was it just pure animal instinct to try another hole?
So many questions not enough answers "we are animals don't forget | |||
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"I don’t know who they were but I would like to thank them personally
In the Beginning, there was LittleBird Eve.
Non-existent God saw her arsehole, and thought "I gotta get me some of THAT! But....shit.....I'm the boring one. Balls! What do I do?"
So it made non-real Adam. He was a plank, and had no idea about the joys of LB's bumhole.
Total wazzock.
So non-existent God stepped put of its comfort zone (fuck it's dull!) and made non-existent Lucifer.
He was up there like Netanyahu wanking off to prophecy - no thoughts or intelligence, just a need to be totally wrapped by LB's glorious anus.
So there you have it.
LB invented it.
Cheers doll x
That was literal genius and worthy of a Gospel in itself!!
So I can close out the thread as we have our answer it was LB and she asked for it "Aww thanks. Not quite though - I put a "p" where an "o" should have been. So over to LB again. LB - what do you think of "p" in the "o"?   | |||
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"What an ass-umption! How do you know it was a woman bent over
Ahhh another deep thinker!!
I like the direction you took with this great philosophical question.
It could of been man on man pleasure and someone expanded on the idea
Or maybe SHE fancied that asshole and said I'm gonna switch it up a bit darling.. Take a big breath "Ahhh another excellent thought, I wonder if she whittled down a branch for the job? Dildos go back a lot further than you think! Thousands of years. More food for thought | |||
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"I thought the Romans were big bottom ferreters?
Well it predates Roman times as the Spartans practiced this but how much further back does it go and was it just pure animal instinct to try another hole?
So many questions not enough answers we are animals don't forget "So it’s a remnant of our early days and coded in our DNA to do these things!! I wonder where in our DNA has people doing watersports and other such things? Animals marking their territory? You have opened up a can of worms in my head Fred. I need a sit down and some paracetamol | |||
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