FabSwingers.com forum: Wanking advice

By *esthetic21 OP Man
34 weeks ago

Birmingham/Bristol

Well?

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By *ussle SproutMan
34 weeks ago

the middle

Try not to do it at a funeral

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By *TG3Man
34 weeks ago

Dorchester

"Well?"
try not to do it too much youll eventually damage your penis

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By *avexxMan
34 weeks ago

cheshire

dont thrash it to death you only get the one,,, look after the little fella

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By *eordieJeansCouple
34 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Sit on your hand until it goes numb and then it feels like someone else is doing it.

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
34 weeks ago

The Continental

Up down up down up down up down.

Repeat till it squirts the baby batter.

That’s all I got.

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

Use someone else’s hand

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By *ickedwillyCouple
34 weeks ago

Bangor

Edging provides a big load

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
34 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

Wank with a friend then you can offer each other words of encouragement such as;

Burp that worm

Bash that bishop

Slap that Daddy

Choke that chicken

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
34 weeks ago

The Continental

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
34 weeks ago

The Continental

"Wank with a friend then you can offer each other words of encouragement such as;

Burp that worm

Bash that bishop

Slap that Daddy

Choke that chicken

With the added competition element of who can fire their goo the furthest.

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By *irtydevil666Man
34 weeks ago

bristol

To much will make you go blind....fjndjnxndnudjeh

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By *ohnboy64Man
34 weeks ago

Blackpool

I've actually bruised my cock by wanking too much so my advice would be, masturbate less and be gentle.

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
34 weeks ago

Debauchery

Do it when your stressed. It will help. Grip it tight, make the veins pop and get furious with it. Cry and use the tears as lube. Video it and post it. Chicks love that shizzle

Cherry x

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

"Sit on your hand until it goes numb and then it feels like someone else is doing it."

If you sit on your dick until it goes numb, then it feels like you're wanking someone else

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By *a LunaWoman
34 weeks ago

South Wales

Use oil. That way not only will you enjoy extra sensual self stimulation, but your cock will be wrinkle free well into your nineties

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By *TG3Man
34 weeks ago

Dorchester

"To much will make you go blind....fjndjnxndnudjeh"
who said that

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By *syoufindmeMan
34 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

"Sit on your hand until it goes numb and then it feels like someone else is doing it."

Will have to try that haha!

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
34 weeks ago

chichester

Baby oil

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By *4bimMan
34 weeks ago

Farnborough Hampshire

"Baby oil

Seconded

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By *esthetic21 OP Man
34 weeks ago

Birmingham/Bristol

Cheers cunts

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

"Well?"

You’ll go blind

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By *eordieJeansCouple
34 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"Sit on your hand until it goes numb and then it feels like someone else is doing it.

If you sit on your dick until it goes numb, then it feels like you're wanking someone else

What if you sat on it and ended up disappearing up inside yourself?

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By *ripfillMan
34 weeks ago

Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant

Two old ladies in a cinema … one says to the other

Mabel there is a man wanking next to me ….

Ethel replies - ignore him he will go away

Mabel says it’s all right for you but he’s using my hand

( note the age of the joke by the names of the main protagonists )

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
34 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

"Cheers cunts

So how did your wank go?

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By *reggSausageMan
34 weeks ago

derby

Do it before a meet, that way your decisions will be less rash and there will be an element of control, also wank before shopping, stops the impulse purchases, also wank before work, stops you punching the boss in the throat, basically at least three times daily, you are welcome

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By *lexm87Man
34 weeks ago

Various

"Try not to do it at a funeral "

Unless you really didn't like them.

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By *rAngryPantzMan
34 weeks ago

near you.

"Try not to do it at a funeral

Unless you really didn't like them. "

Or you really DID like them?

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By *lexm87Man
34 weeks ago

Various

"Try not to do it at a funeral

Unless you really didn't like them.

Or you really DID like them?

Graveside Bukkake. (Also a great band name.)

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By *he turned me GreyCouple
34 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

Not within 50 yds of a play ground

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By *oubieMan
34 weeks ago

Crayford

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
34 weeks ago

Leeds

Pull you pants down, grip the shaft tightly and thrash the fucker like it’s a fresh bottle of red sauce.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

Think of your mum when doing it!!

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By *eading beddingMan
34 weeks ago

Berks

The first rule of wank club...

However, avoid shouting out someone else's hand during the vinegar strokes.

For the ladies, it's all about the dildos and dildont's

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By *esthetic21 OP Man
34 weeks ago

Birmingham/Bristol

"Cheers cunts

So how did your wank go? "
explosive

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By *uriousscouserWoman
34 weeks ago

Wirral

I'll pass on the advice given to me: don't do it. If you ring the devil's doorbell don't be surprised when he answers.

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By *aomilatteCouple
34 weeks ago

Midlands

"Baby oil

Better still is Coconut Oil.. edible

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
34 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

Grip.Pink purple pink purple pink purple. Repeat furiously until the desired effect is achieved.

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By *eliWoman
34 weeks ago

"Grip.Pink purple pink purple pink purple. Repeat furiously until the desired effect is achieved."

Perfect advice. Make sure you take photographic evidence of your death grip throes and upload it to Fab as well.

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By *abtastic Mr FoxMan
34 weeks ago

A den in the Glen

"Grip.Pink purple pink purple pink purple. Repeat furiously until the desired effect is achieved.

Perfect advice. Make sure you take photographic evidence of your death grip throes and upload it to Fab as well. "

And if the viewer is fortunate, they may feast their eyes on the same pic a few times but from slightly different angles. Maybe utilising the light well too.

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
34 weeks ago

kent

Don’t do it at all. Never ever ever. Aside from not going blind or going to hell, semen retention has all kinds of macho benefits (allegedly).

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By *ew couple4youCouple
34 weeks ago

Glasgow

Always have a sock handy lol

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By *y AmoreMan
34 weeks ago

london

"Sit on your hand until it goes numb and then it feels like someone else is doing it."

Go get someone else

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By *ealMissShadyWoman
34 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders

"Cheers cunts

So how did your wank go? explosive

Like a volcano erupting!!

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By *obilebottomMan
34 weeks ago

All over

No time for that. Just go and fab Mr Wick's rainbow pic prontp pls

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By (user no longer on site)
34 weeks ago

As much as you try not to get it in their eyes. You'll fail, just play the terminator theme and let them accept their new appearance

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