FabSwingers.com forum: It's Saturday night

By (user no longer on site) OP
26 weeks ago

(it is Saturday right?!)

Why aren't you out? Like out out? It's Saturday!!!! It's kinda the summer. That's when people are more sociable right?

Make me feel better about my none existent social life.

*All those out but checking in need not reply, your cooperation is much appreciated.

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By *eroLondonMan
26 weeks ago

Covent Garden

I'm sitting on my sofa listening to Massive Attack, under subdued lighting.

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By *r John WickMan
26 weeks ago

The Continental

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By *ittlebirdWoman
26 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

I went out last night. Tonight is me time. With wine

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By *r John WickMan
26 weeks ago

The Continental

Because I have rum in the house.

What would I need to leave it for?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
26 weeks ago

"I'm sitting on my sofa listening to Massive Attack, under subdued lighting."

Switched the big light off ^

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

I didn’t get made an offer I couldn’t refuse

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By *aizyWoman
26 weeks ago

west midlands

I'm at home in my pj's having a cup of tea waiting to go to bed, don't want to turn in too early it's a Saturday night after all! That is the extent of my Saturday night

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By (user no longer on site) OP
26 weeks ago

"I went out last night. Tonight is me time. With wine "

I went out 2 years ago. Today is my me night. With wine.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
26 weeks ago

"Because I have rum in the house.

What would I need to leave it for? "

Rum is better than run.

And you make a fair point

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By *oozleMan
26 weeks ago

high wycombe

"I went out last night. Tonight is me time. With wine

I went out 2 years ago. Today is my me night. With wine."

I don’t go out, they threw the key away and locked me up, but give me copious amounts of wine to dim the numbness in my life ….

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By *edeWoman
26 weeks ago

the abyss

I was out. I'm now on my way home to curl up on with a cup of tea and sit it my rocking chair like the true old spinster lady that I am

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By *iss.Bella.Woman
26 weeks ago

Wales

Oh Coyote, I'm too old and boring for that these days.

But I do miss getting all dressed up for a night of dancing and a maccies on the way home

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
26 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I was supposed to see a guy, but he cancelled, so I'm drinking tea and listening to Classic FM and reading the Forum.

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"I was out. I'm now on my way home to curl up on with a cup of tea and sit it my rocking chair like the true old spinster lady that I am

Did you see my gf

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By *r John WickMan
26 weeks ago

The Continental

"Because I have rum in the house.

What would I need to leave it for?

Rum is better than run.

And you make a fair point

I talks some sense sometimes. Usually after rum.

Dead Man’s Fingers cherry flavoured tonight.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
26 weeks ago

"I didn’t get made an offer I couldn’t refuse"

I was never in when I was your age.

On reflection this wasn't a good thing.

Stay in pickles, have an ovaltine. (I love an ovaltine!)

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By *amie HantsWoman
26 weeks ago

Atlantis

I was away last weekend and I’m away next. Tonight I’ve been in my pjs since 8

I have a blanket and cup of tea. I’m happy to not be out out. I need to recharge!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
26 weeks ago

"I'm at home in my pj's having a cup of tea waiting to go to bed, don't want to turn in too early it's a Saturday night after all! That is the extent of my Saturday night

On behalf of all men here, what kinda pjs?

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By *ittlebirdWoman
26 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"I went out last night. Tonight is me time. With wine

I went out 2 years ago. Today is my me night. With wine."

Nicely done. Cheers

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Not everyone enjoys me masturbating in public... So thought best that I stay home

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By *929Man
26 weeks ago

newcastle

I much prefer staying in with a Chinese and film to going out these days, before going for food I lay in the garden hearing nowt but the birds singing was paradise

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By (user no longer on site) OP
26 weeks ago

"I went out last night. Tonight is me time. With wine

I went out 2 years ago. Today is my me night. With wine.

I don’t go out, they threw the key away and locked me up, but give me copious amounts of wine to dim the numbness in my life …."

This sounds like heaven NGL

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By *ell GwynnWoman
26 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

Because I need about 3 months to emotionally prepare for going out, then another 3 months to recover from it.

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By *aizyWoman
26 weeks ago

west midlands

"I'm at home in my pj's having a cup of tea waiting to go to bed, don't want to turn in too early it's a Saturday night after all! That is the extent of my Saturday night

On behalf of all men here, what kinda pjs?

My fav grey with polka dots fleecey pj's

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By *ilthycoupleabzCouple
26 weeks ago

Aberdeen

Will be out all next wk end.

We are in this wk end. With gin.

I have peopled enough today. No more peopling for me.

MrsAbz

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman
26 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

When you belong to Fab you don’t need to go out to have men shout abuse at you, you can save the pennies and have the same experience from the comfort of your own home!

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By *lueLotusWoman
26 weeks ago

the wilderness

I'm at home with a beer re watching rupauls all stars for comfort after a wild couple of weeks

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

Because I was out earlier and it's a chilled weekend before I go abroad on Monday

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By *eroLondonMan
26 weeks ago

Covent Garden

"I'm sitting on my sofa listening to Massive Attack, under subdued lighting.

Switched the big light off ^"

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Listen to "Small Time Shot Away", Råven. ¶¶||¶.|¶

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By *ea monkeyMan
26 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

Because I’m listening to my eldest play on his PlayStation. It’s not a reason, it’s just what’s happening

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By *ellhungvweMan
26 weeks ago

Cheltenham

I have just dropped the kids back and now wondering what to do. Looks like it is a cup of tea and perving fab in bed!

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By *cflirtyMan
26 weeks ago

hants/ w sussex border

I did pop down the local , for a swift one , but no fancy tickling... so had a drink and wandered home

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"I didn’t get made an offer I couldn’t refuse

I was never in when I was your age.

On reflection this wasn't a good thing.

Stay in pickles, have an ovaltine. (I love an ovaltine!)"

Parenting. I’m in a lot.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
26 weeks ago

Southampton

I'm in bed watching naked attraction

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
26 weeks ago

Southampton

"Because I was out earlier and it's a chilled weekend before I go abroad on Monday

Ooh off to Italy ??

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By *cflirtyMan
26 weeks ago

hants/ w sussex border

Oooh ovaltine

Can you still get it?

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By *ad NannaWoman
26 weeks ago

East London

I don't do out out any more. I have to be in bed by 11pm.

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By *LR68Man
26 weeks ago

Peterborough

I've just got back from my local village pub.. would of stayed out longer but it was very quiet so thought i'll head home for a quick cider under the porch and now in bed for an early night .. how Rock and Roll am I

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By *udie NudieMan
26 weeks ago

Newcastle

"(it is Saturday right?!)

Why aren't you out? Like out out? It's Saturday!!!! It's kinda the summer. That's when people are more sociable right?

Make me feel better about my none existent social life.

*All those out but checking in need not reply, your cooperation is much appreciated."

Yep, it's definitely Saturday.

I'm only here because I've been out for most of the day, had a fair few shandies and just got back. I don't wanna burst any bubbles but I've had a mint past couple of weeks of fckn rampant sex, so no complaints being in the hoose just now.

Happy days - off on me jollies on Monday.

Stay nice to each other x

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By *cflirtyMan
26 weeks ago

hants/ w sussex border

"I don't do out out any more. I have to be in bed by 11pm.

Is that the electronic anklet setting?

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By *uctifanoWoman
26 weeks ago

Glasgow

Been out… now in … lolling on my verandah with a vino

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By *ularliWoman
26 weeks ago

Worcester

Because I’ve got work tomorrow. So instead of going out I’ve had a great night in

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
26 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

I was out. It was fun. Now I'm home and about to eat crisps because the pizza suddenly feels insufficient.

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By *obilebottomMan
26 weeks ago

All over

Had a great day out I must say. Much needed too. Now chatting and sipping a glass of champs (don't ask)

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"Because I was out earlier and it's a chilled weekend before I go abroad on Monday

Ooh off to Italy ??"

I am, yes

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By *4bimMan
26 weeks ago

Farnborough Hampshire

just finished a tank design for my harley and sent it to the shop for them to look at.

hopefully get an answer monday.

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By *edeWoman
26 weeks ago

the abyss

"I was out. I'm now on my way home to curl up on with a cup of tea and sit it my rocking chair like the true old spinster lady that I am

Did you see my gf

I did!! She was hot AF - no surprises there. Did not get to spend nearly enough time with her though

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
26 weeks ago

Southampton

"just finished a tank design for my harley and sent it to the shop for them to look at.

hopefully get an answer monday. "

Ooh nice x

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
26 weeks ago

Southampton

"Because I was out earlier and it's a chilled weekend before I go abroad on Monday

Ooh off to Italy ??

I am, yes

Have a fantastic time , where are you going ??

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By *4bimMan
26 weeks ago

Farnborough Hampshire

"just finished a tank design for my harley and sent it to the shop for them to look at.

hopefully get an answer monday.

Ooh nice x"

pain in the butt as after using a paint program i had to import it on to the 3d model to see what it looked like. plenty of back n forth and lots of swearing.

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By (user no longer on site)
26 weeks ago

"I was out. I'm now on my way home to curl up on with a cup of tea and sit it my rocking chair like the true old spinster lady that I am

Did you see my gf

I did!! She was hot AF - no surprises there. Did not get to spend nearly enough time with her though

Oooooft.

I feel that way too when I leave

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
26 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

I’ve been out but am now home with a cuppa.

Rock and roll, baby!

Mrs TMN x

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By *odgerMooreMan
26 weeks ago

Carlisle

Firepit on - wine - the new plant lights are on!! #thedream

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By *avexxMan
26 weeks ago

cheshire

im a little bit d.unk tbh

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By *illy IdolMan
26 weeks ago

Midlands

"Firepit on - wine - the new plant lights are on!! #thedream

The new plant lights? They sound tacky but I'm sure they're not. Tell us more

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By *hrek101Man
26 weeks ago

Herts

Living the dream, Saturday night in the gym and Sainsbury's. Treated myself to a large raspberry trifle.

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By *ansoffateMan
26 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

There's only so much peopling I can take so that's why I am not out, and I like my caves.

Did the WhatsApp thing. Had an in depth discussion about hair highlights and lip piercings. One friend has just found herself a new bf and said they were dating, so I teased her about that - lovebirds GIFs etc - she did it to me so she had it coming. She was done with men 4 weeks ago! Hope she reads this - yes I'm ripping you. Love her really she's a legend.

I just had a very enjoyable phonecall.

Oh I am going to have a Cornetto now, well Lidl knock-off.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
26 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

I don’t go out at weekends. I go out during the week. Weekdays are big city days. Weekends are for countryside and getting stuff done outdoors. So Saturday nights are for kicking back and feeling knackered, but also basking in the satisfaction of hard labour and jobs done well.

Yes, I’ve had wine. Why’d you ask?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
26 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Living the dream, Saturday night in the gym and Sainsbury's. Treated myself to a large raspberry trifle."

Ohhhh raspberry trifle is the best! Good choice.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
26 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"There's only so much peopling I can take so that's why I am not out, and I like my caves.

I just had a very enjoyable phonecall.

Oh I am going to have a Cornetto now, well Lidl knock-off."

A Cornotto?

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By *ansoffateMan
26 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

"There's only so much peopling I can take so that's why I am not out, and I like my caves.

I just had a very enjoyable phonecall.

Oh I am going to have a Cornetto now, well Lidl knock-off.

A Cornotto?"

that's a keeper

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By *ris GrayMan
26 weeks ago

Dorchester

I was out back in my campervan now

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By *odgerMooreMan
26 weeks ago

Carlisle

"Firepit on - wine - the new plant lights are on!! #thedream

The new plant lights? They sound tacky but I'm sure they're not. Tell us more"

The plant lights are amazing - i found them at the roadworks on M6 lighting an accident black spot. Definitely not tacky - could spot a plane with them!!

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By *esthetic21Man
26 weeks ago

Birmingham/Bristol

Cause I'm old

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By *illy IdolMan
26 weeks ago

Midlands

"Firepit on - wine - the new plant lights are on!! #thedream

The new plant lights? They sound tacky but I'm sure they're not. Tell us more

The plant lights are amazing - i found them at the roadworks on M6 lighting an accident black spot. Definitely not tacky - could spot a plane with them!!

I need to see them now

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
26 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"There's only so much peopling I can take so that's why I am not out, and I like my caves.

I just had a very enjoyable phonecall.

Oh I am going to have a Cornetto now, well Lidl knock-off.

A Cornotto?

that's a keeper "

You’re welcome

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By *odgerMooreMan
26 weeks ago

Carlisle

"Firepit on - wine - the new plant lights are on!! #thedream

The new plant lights? They sound tacky but I'm sure they're not. Tell us more

The plant lights are amazing - i found them at the roadworks on M6 lighting an accident black spot. Definitely not tacky - could spot a plane with them!!

I need to see them now

Look in the sky for the Todger Bat Signal!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
26 weeks ago

North West

Because we are responsible for the small human who is asleep in another room. And we're boring fuckers. We had 5 child free nights last week and we were in bed by 23:00 every night.

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By *illy IdolMan
26 weeks ago

Midlands

"Firepit on - wine - the new plant lights are on!! #thedream

The new plant lights? They sound tacky but I'm sure they're not. Tell us more

The plant lights are amazing - i found them at the roadworks on M6 lighting an accident black spot. Definitely not tacky - could spot a plane with them!!

I need to see them now

Look in the sky for the Todger Bat Signal!!

A giant cock shadow?

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By *odgerMooreMan
26 weeks ago

Carlisle

"Firepit on - wine - the new plant lights are on!! #thedream

The new plant lights? They sound tacky but I'm sure they're not. Tell us more

The plant lights are amazing - i found them at the roadworks on M6 lighting an accident black spot. Definitely not tacky - could spot a plane with them!!

I need to see them now

Look in the sky for the Todger Bat Signal!!

A giant cock shadow?"

The very same!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
26 weeks ago

North West

"I was away last weekend and I’m away next. Tonight I’ve been in my pjs since 8

I have a blanket and cup of tea. I’m happy to not be out out. I need to recharge! "

We got into bed not long after 8 and fell asleep. We woke up at about 11 and did the whole teething cleaning etc. Now I'm a sweaty mess and he's back snoring. Soooooooooooo sexy, the pair of us

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

We are both in and out

At our second home with v.badgirl for a morning that is never uneventful

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
25 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Oh the exciting life of a tgirl. I'm going to make tea and probably jump into bed now.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
25 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

So, more tea girl, than tgirl.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
25 weeks ago

Portsmouth

No. I'm in in. I don't do socialising.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
25 weeks ago

Southampton

"There's only so much peopling I can take so that's why I am not out, and I like my caves.

I just had a very enjoyable phonecall.

Oh I am going to have a Cornetto now, well Lidl knock-off."

Have you tried their knock off snickers ice cream? Delicious...ooh that reminds me I have some in the freezer lol

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By *cotty_01ukMan
25 weeks ago

birmingham

I'm in it's cheaper lol

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By *eroLondonMan
25 weeks ago

Covent Garden

"No. I'm in in. I don't do socialising."

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Not even a teeny-weeny bit?

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By *arla SwingerWoman
25 weeks ago

Somewhere

I'm old so rarely do out, out these days. I'm happy to sit in a pub on my own having a couple of drinks, and/or food. I draw the line at going clubbing on my own as I feel it'd look a little sad

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago

Watching the boxing that's my excuse lol

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By *ambertMan
25 weeks ago

Cheltenham

Probably because I'm an involuntary hermit. Socialising is terrifying despite how much I crave it. Oh wow is me. Or something.

That and it's warm here, and has chairs.

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By *lfa RomeoMan
25 weeks ago

southeast , Herts, Beds

Can't remember the last time I went out. Call me sad, but I actually enjoy being at home

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By *nnCeeWoman
25 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

No friends, therefore in.

Not left the comfort of the sofa since I got up this afternoon.

Might be forced to leave the flat tomorrow, as think I'm going to run out of milk. Darnit.

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By *haveanicevoiceMan
25 weeks ago

Soggy Middle-Earth (Cumbria)

I'm carer for parent and in a new area so don't know anybody also it's scary in nearest urban place I don't drink much so I think I will stay home and check my inbox on here repeatedly in case those 17 women on this site message me.

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By *ildmanYorksMan
25 weeks ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

"I was away last weekend and I’m away next. Tonight I’ve been in my pjs since 8

I have a blanket and cup of tea. I’m happy to not be out out. I need to recharge! "

If you need something to plug in to recharge you...

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By *agnar73Man
25 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

Enjoyable.

Knackered now tho

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By *ansoffateMan
25 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

"There's only so much peopling I can take so that's why I am not out, and I like my caves.

I just had a very enjoyable phonecall.

Oh I am going to have a Cornetto now, well Lidl knock-off.

Have you tried their knock off snickers ice cream? Delicious...ooh that reminds me I have some in the freezer lol"

Ooh really I love snickers. I will definitely give that a try, thanks for the tip x

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