FabSwingers.com forum: New Poll: Favourite Sex Toys specifically aimed at Men

By (user no longer on site) OP
16 weeks ago

Is it a Fleshlight? Prostate plugs? Remote control plugs for men? Blow up dolls? Sybians?

Asking for a friend...

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By *eavilMan
16 weeks ago

Stalybridge

Tub of swarfega and an old fashioned egg whisk.

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By *midionysusMan
16 weeks ago

Rotherham

Fleshlights are great.

Would like to try a thrusting vibrator and strapon.

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By *herry delightWoman
16 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

Most men I know like strap-ons with different size dildos

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By *iking 777Man
15 weeks ago

Kirkwall

Hot octopus good used that for a while

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By (user no longer on site) OP
15 weeks ago

"Tub of swarfega and an old fashioned egg whisk."

LOL

I won't even ask.... not quite sure what "swarfega" is... sounds like a brand of Hungarian Lard.

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

I love lube and flashlight and I have a vibrating dildo

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By *onnyJohnMan
15 weeks ago

Doncaster

"Tub of swarfega and an old fashioned egg whisk.

LOL

I won't even ask.... not quite sure what "swarfega" is... sounds like a brand of Hungarian Lard.

Heavy duty hand cleaner with a consistency of late 80's hair gel

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By *alandNitaCouple
15 weeks ago

Scunthorpe

"Tub of swarfega and an old fashioned egg whisk.

LOL

I won't even ask.... not quite sure what "swarfega" is... sounds like a brand of Hungarian Lard.

It's green slime full of grit, for removing oil from hands

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By (user no longer on site)
15 weeks ago

I've got a little fucking machine for the butt stuff.

Fleshlights are ok. It's the cleanup that is sobering.

There's no greater feeling of shame then when the post nut clarity hits as you're stood at the sink rinsing your jizz out of a rubber vag.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
15 weeks ago

"Tub of swarfega and an old fashioned egg whisk.

LOL

I won't even ask.... not quite sure what "swarfega" is... sounds like a brand of Hungarian Lard.

Heavy duty hand cleaner with a consistency of late 80's hair gel "

LMAO

Thanks for this

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By (user no longer on site) OP
15 weeks ago

"I've got a little fucking machine for the butt stuff.

Fleshlights are ok. It's the cleanup that is sobering.

There's no greater feeling of shame then when the post nut clarity hits as you're stood at the sink rinsing your jizz out of a rubber vag. "

Hey it beats (ba-boom!) having to change all the sheets during an accidental squirt during self-love..

God I hate doing laundry

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By *onnyJohnMan
12 weeks ago

Doncaster

No idea, never used any of those, however i am considering a fleshlight... Its gotta be a better investment than constantly buying membership... Lol

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By *achel SmythTV/TS
12 weeks ago

Farnborough

I have a load of toys, so difficult to pick one … it depends where the mood takes me. My top toys are;

N-joy wand

Lovense Ridge

Aneros Progasm

I do occasionally get the Fleshlight out too!!

R xxx

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By *ornyfriendlygentlemanMan
12 weeks ago

Mid-Sussex

"Tub of swarfega and an old fashioned egg whisk."

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By *yzykMan
12 weeks ago

Stirlingshire

"Tub of swarfega and an old fashioned egg whisk.

LOL

I won't even ask.... not quite sure what "swarfega" is... sounds like a brand of Hungarian Lard.

Going to go all anorak-y here - metal shavings from machining is called swarf, Swarfega is a thick hand gel for cleaning it off you (had a job in an engineering yard as a teenager)

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By *d4fun73Man
12 weeks ago

Shipley

"Is it a Fleshlight? Prostate plugs? Remote control plugs for men? Blow up dolls? Sybians?

Asking for a friend...

A wand! Flashlights make to much mess

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By *odgerMooreMan
12 weeks ago

Carlisle

"I've got a little fucking machine for the butt stuff.

Fleshlights are ok. It's the cleanup that is sobering.

There's no greater feeling of shame then when the post nut clarity hits as you're stood at the sink rinsing your jizz out of a rubber vag. "

That's got quite the Jane Austen feel… that last paragraph

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