FabSwingers.com forum: I could have been

By *aravancouple OP Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

a teacher, but I had no class.

a obstetrician, but I just couldn't deliver.

a snooker player, but I didn't have the balls.

Your turn,lets see what you can come up with

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

A nurse but i just don't have the patients

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could have worked in an orange juice factory but I just couldn't concentrate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could have been expert on split personalities but was in 2 minds about it

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By *aravancouple OP Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

a vampire slayer, but there was too much at stake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could have worked in an orange juice factory but I just couldn't concentrate."

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

An orthinologist but I'm just a word botcher.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could have been a mirror but on reflection decided against it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could have been an optician but I didnt see my way clear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could have been a politician but I don't talk shit.

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By *lackboaWoman
over a year ago

greenock

a proctologist....but i couldn't be arsed.....

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By *aravancouple OP Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

"I could have been a politician but I don't talk shit.

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By *lackboaWoman
over a year ago

greenock

an optician...but couldnt see my self doing that

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"An orthinologist but I'm just a word botcher."

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

an art teacher, struggle tolerating kids

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By *hinaManMan
over a year ago

Twickenham

"an optician...but couldnt see my self doing that"

I could have been an optician too...before I made a spectacle of myself!

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By *eryBigGirlWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

I could have been a piano tuner but I don't like fish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cud been ass???? but think spotted one

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By *hinaManMan
over a year ago

Twickenham

I could have been a stripper...but I couldn't bare it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could have been a hotel porter but couldnt handle it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

couldas been a brain surgeon..but I'm a zombie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could have been a singer but being tone deaf and not being able to remember the words put a damper on that

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By *aravancouple OP Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

I could have been a bar keeper but I didn't have the bottle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

could have been a lathe operator, but I got turned down

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By *aravancouple OP Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

"could have been a lathe operator, but I got turned down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could have been a guide but I couldn't find my way

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

I could have been father christmas but I didnt have the ho ho ho levels

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By * Jay69Man
over a year ago

Bridgwater - Somerset

Could have been a sperm donor but I didn't have the balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could have been a camper, but it was too intent

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By *aravancouple OP Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

"I could have been father christmas but I didnt have the ho ho ho levels

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By *aravancouple OP Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

Sorry to go off track but reminded me of the gynaecologist who decorated his hall,stairs and landing through the letterbox.

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By *oulou45Woman
over a year ago

Bucks

Could of been a window fitter but thought it would be a pane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could have been a cockle picker but got washed out to sea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could have been a woodsman but I just couldn't hack it.

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By *aravancouple OP Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

a crossword writer... but I didn't have a clue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could have been a judge but had no conviction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tried to be a sausage maker.... But I couldnt make ends meet....

I could have worked in a helium balloon factory... But no-one talks to me in that tone of voice....

Had a job making lamps.... But I kept making light of it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could have been a needle maker, but i couldn't see the point

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

"Sorry to go off track but reminded me of the gynaecologist who decorated his hall,stairs and landing through the letterbox.

Thats good lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could of been a vicar but I have a dirty habit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A singer if I couple get over my nerves ...... and I was asked to model I did a little years ago and my mum said I was to fat , lol and never be good and only after me to get in my pants .

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By *o1mrtlcMan
over a year ago

cannock

I could have been a swords man but i didnt see the point.

I used to work in a bread factory but i didnt earn enough dough lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could have been a Gastroenterologist but I couldn't stomach the hard work.

Could have been a fashion designer but I couldn't cut it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could have been a manure collector but couldn't get my shit together.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Used to be a Human Cannonball but I got fired.

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By *r and Mrs SnogalotCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

I could have been a neurologist, but didn't have the nerve.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could of been a bus driver ,but didn't have the coaching .

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