FabSwingers.com forum: If you were

By (user no longer on site) OP
32 weeks ago

To randomly meet the poster above in the street what would you say to them?

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
32 weeks ago

St Leonards

Not in

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By *rsKOTCTWoman
32 weeks ago

Leeds

Hello?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
32 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

I don’t think I’d recognise her in full colour.

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By *un meets nsaMan
32 weeks ago

stirlingshire

Ask for some style advice

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By (user no longer on site)
32 weeks ago

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By *enegadeMMan
32 weeks ago

Oxfordshire

"Ask for some style advice"

Where’s the nearest coffee shop… I need my morning wake up

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By (user no longer on site)
32 weeks ago

Excuse me would you mind if I just get past you, Thank you.

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By *ikesEmBigMan
32 weeks ago

Herts

"Excuse me would you mind if I just get past you, Thank you."

Strange to see you with your clothes on

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By *oodmessMan
32 weeks ago

yumsville

"Excuse me would you mind if I just get past you, Thank you.

Strange to see you with your clothes on

I noticed you from down the St

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By (user no longer on site)
32 weeks ago

Dont doddle lol

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By *reggSausageMan
32 weeks ago

derby

Excuse me miss you dropped this (my phone number) :D

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
32 weeks ago

Southampton

"Excuse me miss you dropped this (my phone number) :D"

Hello

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By *agatoXXXMan
32 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"Excuse me miss you dropped this (my phone number) :D

Hello

Why did I hear that in George Takei's voice?

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By *insBadMan
32 weeks ago

& around

"Excuse me miss you dropped this (my phone number) :D

Hello

Why did I hear that in George Takei's voice?

Where'd you buy your underwear?

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By *agatoXXXMan
32 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"Excuse me miss you dropped this (my phone number) :D

Hello

Why did I hear that in George Takei's voice?

Where'd you buy your underwear?"

Step One.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
32 weeks ago

Essex

"Excuse me miss you dropped this (my phone number) :D

Hello

Why did I hear that in George Takei's voice?

Where'd you buy your underwear?

Step One."

Nothing because apparently he wouldn’t answer me

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
32 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

I give her a bloody huge hug.

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
32 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

"I give her a bloody huge hug. "

I would put my guard up and say, “don’t think about it!!”

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
32 weeks ago

London

"I give her a bloody huge hug.

I would put my guard up and say, “Don’t think about it!!”

I would say, are you kidding me?

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By *agatoXXXMan
32 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"Excuse me miss you dropped this (my phone number) :D

Hello

Why did I hear that in George Takei's voice?

Where'd you buy your underwear?

Step One.

Nothing because apparently he wouldn’t answer me

Moi?

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
32 weeks ago

stanley

I’d say hi, they look like Carol Vorderman’s knickers, are they?

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By *TG3Man
32 weeks ago

Dorchester

"I’d say hi, they look like Carol Vorderman’s knickers, are they?"
do you have a sunseeker if so can i be your benefactor

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By *agatoXXXMan
32 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"I’d say hi, they look like Carol Vorderman’s knickers, are they?"

I'd say "Sssh! They used to be!"

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
32 weeks ago

Leeds

"I’d say hi, they look like Carol Vorderman’s knickers, are they?

I'd say "Sssh! They used to be!"

Who the fuck are you, and how do you know me ?

The mr

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By *ittlebirdWoman
32 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"I’d say hi, they look like Carol Vorderman’s knickers, are they?

I'd say "Sssh! They used to be!"

Who the fuck are you, and how do you know me ?

The mr "

All right knobhead

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
32 weeks ago

Leeds

"I’d say hi, they look like Carol Vorderman’s knickers, are they?

I'd say "Sssh! They used to be!"

Who the fuck are you, and how do you know me ?

The mr

All right knobhead

My kind of greeting

The mr

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
32 weeks ago

stanley

"I’d say hi, they look like Carol Vorderman’s knickers, are they?

I'd say "Sssh! They used to be!"

Who the fuck are you, and how do you know me ?

The mr

All right knobhead

How did you get out of the handcuffs? I’m sure I put them on properly

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By *wiss Army KnifeMan
32 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

"I’d say hi, they look like Carol Vorderman’s knickers, are they?

I'd say "Sssh! They used to be!"

Who the fuck are you, and how do you know me ?

The mr

All right knobhead

How did you get out of the handcuffs? I’m sure I put them on properly

You’re an oxymoron Sir, you call yourself Funseeker yet you’re not looking for meets!!

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By (user no longer on site)
32 weeks ago

"I’d say hi, they look like Carol Vorderman’s knickers, are they?

I'd say "Sssh! They used to be!"

Who the fuck are you, and how do you know me ?

The mr

All right knobhead

How did you get out of the handcuffs? I’m sure I put them on properly

You’re an oxymoron Sir, you call yourself Funseeker yet you’re not looking for meets!!

Excuse me kind sir, do you happen to have an attachment to that pocket knife that would get stones out of a horses hoof?

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By (user no longer on site)
32 weeks ago

"I’d say hi, they look like Carol Vorderman’s knickers, are they?

I'd say "Sssh! They used to be!"

Who the fuck are you, and how do you know me ?

The mr

All right knobhead

How did you get out of the handcuffs? I’m sure I put them on properly

You’re an oxymoron Sir, you call yourself Funseeker yet you’re not looking for meets!!

Excuse me kind sir, do you happen to have an attachment to that pocket knife that would get stones out of a horses hoof?"

(I said 'hoof' not 'foof')

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
32 weeks ago

stanley

"I’d say hi, they look like Carol Vorderman’s knickers, are they?

I'd say "Sssh! They used to be!"

Who the fuck are you, and how do you know me ?

The mr

All right knobhead

How did you get out of the handcuffs? I’m sure I put them on properly

You’re an oxymoron Sir, you call yourself Funseeker yet you’re not looking for meets!!

Lol

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By *weetkitten65Woman
32 weeks ago

Halifax

Can I please tuck your shirt in?

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By *tanley FunseekerMan
32 weeks ago

stanley

"Can I please tuck your shirt in?

Yep feel free

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
32 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

I would do the standard ‘guy nod’. You know the one I mean. The one that’s like a nonverbal version of going ‘Alright’ as you pass each other.

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By *B69Woman
32 weeks ago

Wiltshire

"I would do the standard ‘guy nod’. You know the one I mean. The one that’s like a nonverbal version of going ‘Alright’ as you pass each other."

Your room or mine x

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By (user no longer on site)
32 weeks ago

Stare at her boobs

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
32 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

Stare at her lips, and hope she gets the hint.

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
32 weeks ago

Southampton

Nowt, but I would smile

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By (user no longer on site)
32 weeks ago

Nod, smile and keep walking

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By *ellroseWoman
32 weeks ago

Brum

"Nod, smile and keep walking

^ This

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
32 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Oh My God! It's YOU! From that PLACE! You know? Um... whatsitcalled? Umm... with the tits and sex and stuff... agh it'll come to me.

It's ME! You know? Don't you RECOGNISE me? I sent you those pics... with the thing! Remember? Ohhh you probably don't cos I haven't got my lingerie and wig on. But it's me. It's SO nice to see you. Do you shop here often? Have you been to the Ann Summers sale...? Anyway, I've got to go... love you babes! Mwah! FABSWINGERS! That was it! See you online! Byeeeeee..."

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By (user no longer on site)
32 weeks ago

""Oh My God! It's YOU! From that PLACE! You know? Um... whatsitcalled? Umm... with the tits and sex and stuff... agh it'll come to me.

"Lovely stroll in the countryside Miss, but did you see the fire behind you - some fool was burning sandlewood incense on the heath!"

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
32 weeks ago

Southampton

Great t-shirt!

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By *orace99Man
32 weeks ago

York

How about a kiss so I can go get that lipstick colour matched

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
32 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"How about a kiss so I can go get that lipstick colour matched

"HEYYY! How are you? Remember me from Fabswingers? Lovely to SEE you! Has that rash on your groin cleared up yet? Anyway, must dash! Byeeee..."

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By (user no longer on site)
32 weeks ago

Hiya fellow Fabster looking sexy in your heels xx

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By *r Black 85Man
32 weeks ago

nottingham

Bend over

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By *heGentleman2024Man
32 weeks ago

North West

Loving the dreads

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By *ympha LuxuriaWoman
31 weeks ago

La La Land

Put that thing away!

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

Is that a strap on in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me

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By *ez669Man
31 weeks ago

East Kilbride

"Put that thing away!

Lets grab a drink

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By *igboro01Man
31 weeks ago

Middlesbrough

What all of it?

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By *ACOLCouple
31 weeks ago

limerick

Ice cream please!

Lina

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By *lasgowgent35Man
31 weeks ago

Glasgow

"Ice cream please!

Lina

Am I your wife’s type?

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By *ickshawedCouple
31 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

Hello. Is it me you're looking for?

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By *ife NinjaMan
31 weeks ago

Dunfermline

"Hello. Is it me you're looking for? "

Hello, you're the nice couple off the forums. Fancy a beer?

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By *riar BelisseWoman
31 weeks ago

Delightful Bliss

Good to see you again, let's grab a beer x

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By *agatoXXXMan
31 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"Good to see you again, let's grab a beer x"

Are you wearing bloomers?

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
31 weeks ago

London

"Good to see you again, let's grab a beer x

Are you wearing bloomers?"

“I can't resist those pants”

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
31 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

Hello gorgeous! Have you got time for a drink somewhere?

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

"Good to see you again, let's grab a beer x

Are you wearing bloomers?

“I can't resist those pants” "

Can we see where those legs go or do you wear that dressing gown at all times

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
31 weeks ago

London

"Good to see you again, let's grab a beer x

Are you wearing bloomers?

“I can't resist those pants”

Can we see where those legs go or do you wear that dressing gown at all times

24/7

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman
31 weeks ago

London

"Hello gorgeous! Have you got time for a drink somewhere?"

What are you doing in the Ladies' toilet?

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
31 weeks ago

Essex

"Hello gorgeous! Have you got time for a drink somewhere?

What are you doing in the Ladies' toilet?

Let’s go for lunch

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By *orace99Man
31 weeks ago

York

"Hello gorgeous! Have you got time for a drink somewhere?

What are you doing in the Ladies' toilet?

Let’s go for lunch

Would much rather have you for lunch!

Love the Athena copycat picture

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

"Good to see you again, let's grab a beer x

Are you wearing bloomers?

“I can't resist those pants”

Can we see where those legs go or do you wear that dressing gown at all times

24/7

Haha nice to hear lol

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By *TG3Man
31 weeks ago

Dorchester

Lovely elbows

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By *ohn.Wick.Man
31 weeks ago

The Continental

See a vet about them crabs.

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By *TG3Man
31 weeks ago

Dorchester

"See a vet about them crabs. "
crab

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By *TG3Man
31 weeks ago

Dorchester

"See a vet about them crabs. "
nice ruler what do you measure with it?

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
31 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

You’re the 333rd Fred I’ve met in the street. Odd.

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By *TG3Man
31 weeks ago

Dorchester

Do you glow in the dark

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By *r Black 85Man
31 weeks ago

nottingham

"Do you glow in the dark

It's Fred again

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By *parkle1974Woman
31 weeks ago

Leeds

Nothing, I'd let them just get on with their day.

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By *TG3Man
31 weeks ago

Dorchester

Omg you're gorgeous

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
31 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"OMG! It's the famous Fred from that swinging website - Fabsomethingorother!

You're looking damn cute in those jeans! Wanna go somewhere and fuck me up the arse?"

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By *TG3Man
31 weeks ago

Dorchester

""OMG! It's the famous Fred from that swinging website - Fabsomethingorother!

You're looking damn cute in those jeans! Wanna go somewhere and fuck me up the arse?"

"
lol

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
31 weeks ago

St Leonards

That W T Sane was a bit of a dick, wasn't he?

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By (user no longer on site)
31 weeks ago

Hello

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By *TG3Man
31 weeks ago

Dorchester

Why you wearing a wetsuit in the bath?

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By *agatoXXXMan
31 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

""OMG! It's the famous Fred from that swinging website - Fabsomethingorother!

You're looking damn cute in those jeans! Wanna go somewhere and fuck me up the arse?"

lol"

In the words of Dr John Zoidberg- "I'm not hearing a no!"

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By *r TriomanMan
31 weeks ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

What size bra does Carol Vorderman wear?

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By *ig-Bull-EssexMan
31 weeks ago

Southend

"What size bra does Carol Vorderman wear?"

What did that guy tell you about Vorders bra?

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By *agatoXXXMan
31 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"What size bra does Carol Vorderman wear?"

34hh

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By *nnCeeWoman
31 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

"What size bra does Carol Vorderman wear?

34hh"

These chances of me recognising from the pics is slim to nine, but I'm sure I'd say hi!

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By *agatoXXXMan
31 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

"What size bra does Carol Vorderman wear?

34hh

These chances of me recognising from the pics is slim to nine, but I'm sure I'd say hi!"

I should be easy to spot. I have a white box on my head that says "BILF".

If I ever spot a woman lurking on a bridge, I'll say hi.

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By *TG3Man
31 weeks ago

Dorchester

""OMG! It's the famous Fred from that swinging website - Fabsomethingorother!

You're looking damn cute in those jeans! Wanna go somewhere and fuck me up the arse?"

lol

In the words of Dr John Zoidberg- "I'm not hearing a no!"

"
are you deaf

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By *agatoXXXMan
31 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

""OMG! It's the famous Fred from that swinging website - Fabsomethingorother!

You're looking damn cute in those jeans! Wanna go somewhere and fuck me up the arse?"

lol

In the words of Dr John Zoidberg- "I'm not hearing a no!"

are you deaf

Y' wot?

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