FabSwingers.com forum: Tranny flu V man flu

By *issGrace4u OP TV/TS
32 weeks ago

Yorkshire

Everyone has heard of how deadly Man flu is..aches and pains far worse than giving birth..

Thumbs that cannot work PlayStation handsets..

Flick kettles on as the pain is to grim to bare..

Ect ect.. the list is endless..

But wait! I have something far worse!

"What"? I hear you ask..

TRANNY FLU !!!

yes..far worse than man flu!

Surprisingly there are similar symptoms to the lesser man flu..

I struggle pushing the suspender pip" into its metal clasp to fasten my stockings.. oh the pain!thank god for hold ups"!

So..I as wondering if anyone had any hints,tips or remedies to help me get through the pain..

Oh,for the record I waited and suffered a whole hour before reaching out you fabbers for your thoughts.

Grace x

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By *odgerMooreMan
32 weeks ago

Nowhere

"Everyone has heard of how deadly Man flu is..aches and pains far worse than giving birth..

Thumbs that cannot work PlayStation handsets..

Flick kettles on as the pain is to grim to bare..

Ect ect.. the list is endless..

But wait! I have something far worse!

"What"? I hear you ask..

TRANNY FLU !!!

yes..far worse than man flu!

Surprisingly there are similar symptoms to the lesser man flu..

I struggle pushing the suspender pip" into its metal clasp to fasten my stockings.. oh the pain!thank god for hold ups"!

So..I as wondering if anyone had any hints,tips or remedies to help me get through the pain..

Oh,for the record I waited and suffered a whole hour before reaching out you fabbers for your thoughts.

Grace x

You’re pretty much superhuman!!

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By *issGrace4u OP TV/TS
32 weeks ago

Yorkshire

Thankyou dear, im holding up x

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
32 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

Grace ! I've let you down

I've never considered TRANNY flu .......

It must be utterly fucking confusing. I mean ...... do you lie in the bed and whine like a dog for lemsip or stick a nurses outfit on and Florence Nightingale the fuck out of everyone .....

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By *icolasHidalgoDeCorazonMan
32 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Grace ! I've let you down

I've never considered TRANNY flu .......

It must be utterly fucking confusing. I mean ...... do you lie in the bed and whine like a dog for lemsip or stick a nurses outfit on and Florence Nightingale the fuck out of everyone ..... "

But isn't that why it's worse than Man 'Flu? You have to do both of those.

Simultaneously.

And possibly at the same time too.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
32 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

The last time I had flu the virus went to the docs with food poisoning.

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By *issGrace4u OP TV/TS
32 weeks ago

Yorkshire

"Grace ! I've let you down

I've never considered TRANNY flu .......

It must be utterly fucking confusing. I mean ...... do you lie in the bed and whine like a dog for lemsip or stick a nurses outfit on and Florence Nightingale the fuck out of everyone ..... "

Noone does! That's why I thought id bring it to everyone's attention!

Not got a nurse's outfit unfortunately..but it sounds like a plan

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By *TG3Man
32 weeks ago

Dorchester

"Everyone has heard of how deadly Man flu is..aches and pains far worse than giving birth..

Thumbs that cannot work PlayStation handsets..

Flick kettles on as the pain is to grim to bare..

Ect ect.. the list is endless..

But wait! I have something far worse!

"What"? I hear you ask..

TRANNY FLU !!!

yes..far worse than man flu!

Surprisingly there are similar symptoms to the lesser man flu..

I struggle pushing the suspender pip" into its metal clasp to fasten my stockings.. oh the pain!thank god for hold ups"!

So..I as wondering if anyone had any hints,tips or remedies to help me get through the pain..

Oh,for the record I waited and suffered a whole hour before reaching out you fabbers for your thoughts.

Grace x

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Lucozade aids recovery

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
32 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

"Everyone has heard of how deadly Man flu is..aches and pains far worse than giving birth..

Thumbs that cannot work PlayStation handsets..

Flick kettles on as the pain is to grim to bare..

Ect ect.. the list is endless..

But wait! I have something far worse!

"What"? I hear you ask..

TRANNY FLU !!!

yes..far worse than man flu!

Surprisingly there are similar symptoms to the lesser man flu..

I struggle pushing the suspender pip" into its metal clasp to fasten my stockings.. oh the pain!thank god for hold ups"!

So..I as wondering if anyone had any hints,tips or remedies to help me get through the pain..

Oh,for the record I waited and suffered a whole hour before reaching out you fabbers for your thoughts.

Grace x

Lucozade aids recovery

Managed to shift that van load of out of use by date Albanian lucozade yet?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
32 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

So does sugary water and it's cheaper...... in fact that's what lucozade is.

Carbonated Water, Glucose Syrup (13%), Acid (Citric Acid), Acidity Regulator (Sodium Gluconate), Preservative (Potassium Sorbate), Caffeine, Sweeteners (Aspartame, Acesulfame K), Flavourings, Colours (Sunset Yellow, Ponceau 4R), Antioxidant (Ascorbic Acid).

So fizzy water, sugar , lemon juice , one grain of coffee and some colouring.

Job's a goodun.

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By *issGrace4u OP TV/TS
32 weeks ago

Yorkshire

Update:

Holland & Barrett absolutely no help at all..

I got asked to leave!!

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By *issGrace4u OP TV/TS
32 weeks ago

Yorkshire

"So does sugary water and it's cheaper...... in fact that's what lucozade is.

So fizzy water, sugar , lemon juice , one grain of coffee and some colouring.

Job's a goodun. "

You've had your chemistry set out !? Lol

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By *glyBettyTV/TS
32 weeks ago

About 3 feet away from the fence

I struggle pushing the suspender pip" into its metal clasp to fasten my stockings.. oh the pain!thank god for hold ups"!

This always takes me about 15 minutes no matter how I feel, and anything beyond a brisk walk will cause them to pop off again & you're there wasting another 10 mins refastening them.

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By *TG3Man
32 weeks ago

Dorchester

"Everyone has heard of how deadly Man flu is..aches and pains far worse than giving birth..

Thumbs that cannot work PlayStation handsets..

Flick kettles on as the pain is to grim to bare..

Ect ect.. the list is endless..

But wait! I have something far worse!

"What"? I hear you ask..

TRANNY FLU !!!

yes..far worse than man flu!

Surprisingly there are similar symptoms to the lesser man flu..

I struggle pushing the suspender pip" into its metal clasp to fasten my stockings.. oh the pain!thank god for hold ups"!

So..I as wondering if anyone had any hints,tips or remedies to help me get through the pain..

Oh,for the record I waited and suffered a whole hour before reaching out you fabbers for your thoughts.

Grace x

Lucozade aids recovery

Managed to shift that van load of out of use by date Albanian lucozade yet? "
i shifted it onto Del boy

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By *ad NannaWoman
32 weeks ago

East London

"So does sugary water and it's cheaper...... in fact that's what lucozade is.

So fizzy water, sugar , lemon juice , one grain of coffee and some colouring.

Job's a goodun. "

Nothing can replace the deliciousness of a bona fide Cherry Lucozade.

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By *ad NannaWoman
32 weeks ago

East London

"Everyone has heard of how deadly Man flu is..aches and pains far worse than giving birth..

Thumbs that cannot work PlayStation handsets..

Flick kettles on as the pain is to grim to bare..

Ect ect.. the list is endless..

But wait! I have something far worse!

"What"? I hear you ask..

TRANNY FLU !!!

yes..far worse than man flu!

Surprisingly there are similar symptoms to the lesser man flu..

I struggle pushing the suspender pip" into its metal clasp to fasten my stockings.. oh the pain!thank god for hold ups"!

So..I as wondering if anyone had any hints,tips or remedies to help me get through the pain..

Oh,for the record I waited and suffered a whole hour before reaching out you fabbers for your thoughts.

Grace x

Lucozade aids recovery

Managed to shift that van load of out of use by date Albanian lucozade yet? i shifted it onto Del boy

If it was Cherry flavour I'd have bought it.

That's a fact.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS
32 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

"Everyone has heard of how deadly Man flu is..aches and pains far worse than giving birth..

Thumbs that cannot work PlayStation handsets..

Flick kettles on as the pain is to grim to bare..

Ect ect.. the list is endless..

But wait! I have something far worse!

"What"? I hear you ask..

TRANNY FLU !!!

yes..far worse than man flu!

Surprisingly there are similar symptoms to the lesser man flu..

I struggle pushing the suspender pip" into its metal clasp to fasten my stockings.. oh the pain!thank god for hold ups"!

So..I as wondering if anyone had any hints,tips or remedies to help me get through the pain..

Oh,for the record I waited and suffered a whole hour before reaching out you fabbers for your thoughts.

Grace x

Lucozade aids recovery

Managed to shift that van load of out of use by date Albanian lucozade yet? i shifted it onto Del boy

If it was Cherry flavour I'd have bought it.

That's a fact."

It’s Albanian Cherry. It looks orange cause Albanian Cherries are orange. And bigger than other cherries.

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