FabSwingers.com forum: Forum Decorum

By *nitter OP Woman
41 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

So my lively and lovely peeps.

What is the forum decorum?

"behaviour in keeping with good taste and propriety"

What are the do's and dont's?

Just for fun.

Knitter

**THROWS MASSIVE GLITTER BOMB**

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

*grabs his ray gun and destroys the glitter bomb before it explodes *

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By *carlet SeductionWoman
41 weeks ago

Maidstone

1. Sweep up after deploying a glitter bomb otherwise the place gets terribly messy.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
41 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

"1. Sweep up after deploying a glitter bomb otherwise the place gets terribly messy. "

2. Put the games in the games section

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
41 weeks ago

Crumpet Castle

"1. Sweep up after deploying a glitter bomb otherwise the place gets terribly messy.

2. Put the games in the games section "

3. Use the quote button

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By *ife NinjaMan
41 weeks ago

Dunfermline

Send nudes, don't post controversial stuff

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
41 weeks ago

North West

"1. Sweep up after deploying a glitter bomb otherwise the place gets terribly messy.

2. Put the games in the games section

3. Use the quote button "

Disrespect your elders

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

In a "post above" thread always skip the 20 or so posters above to reply to that hot woman who is never gonna look twice at you.

If a guy flirts with you you must reply with a

, to appear "nice". Else you're a bitch.

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Dont Ask for profile advice in someone else's profile advice thread... Start your own.

Dont fuck with the Mods....they spank

Dont post d*unk

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By *eliWoman
41 weeks ago

If you've got a new photo you want to upload and really want the Fabs, start a photo challenge thread/ask to see photos like yours.

People will never know that's why you're really doing it.

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By *TG3Man
41 weeks ago

Dorchester

"So my lively and lovely peeps.

What is the forum decorum?

"behaviour in keeping with good taste and propriety"

What are the do's and dont's?

Just for fun.

Knitter

**THROWS MASSIVE GLITTER BOMB**

"
Always always try to see the funny side

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
41 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

Thou shalt not quote anything longer than 10 lines of text.

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Don't have an opinion that doesn't fit with the more liberal users

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By *idnight RamblerMan
41 weeks ago

Pershore

Serious questions should be accompanied by a tasteful pic of the poster's genitals

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By *TG3Man
41 weeks ago

Dorchester

Always ask "does my bum look big in this"?

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Treat every thread as a personal attack on yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

"Thou shalt not quote anything longer than 10 lines of text."

If you want to appear smarter than everyone else, quote 2 people at once.

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

"Treat every thread as a personal attack on yourself "

You know what, I don't see the funny side of that. I've always told everyone in every post here that it's not funny you keep referring to me. And before you start, EVERYONE knows it's about me even if you haven't actually said it. I just wish you'd make it less obvious. I'm deleting my profile, this is the last time you'll see me.

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By *ell GwynnWoman
41 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

Add a

to the end of deliberately antagonising comments, so when you're pulled up on being spikey you can claim all innocence.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
41 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

You probably think this post is about you, don’t you?

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By *agatoXXXMan
41 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

Remember that behind every profile is a real person with feelings. Be nice, even to the ones who make a mess with glitter.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
41 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

What happens in Swingers Chat stays in Swingers Chat.

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

"Treat every thread as a personal attack on yourself

Don't bring your humour in this forum, it's not a good fit

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

"Add a

to the end of deliberately antagonising comments, so when you're pulled up on being spikey you can claim all innocence."

Relatable

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

You have to treat all the women like goddesses all the men like competition and complain endlessly when things don’t go your way.

Cliche i know or is that cliquey?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
41 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

And finally...

Never, ever, bloody anything, ever!

Words to live by.

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Always serve your cream in a saucer

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
41 weeks ago

North West

"Treat every thread as a personal attack on yourself "

How dare you!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
41 weeks ago

North West

Always fold in your flaps.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
41 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

If you faux flirt with anyone and everyone you will never meet with who you do.

You can faux flirt with one person then another, then another and that makes each one feel more special

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By *eliWoman
41 weeks ago

"If you faux flirt with anyone and everyone you will never meet with who you do.

You can faux flirt with one person then another, then another and that makes each one feel more special

You're so wise K.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
41 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

Real flirting’s fine though. The genuine kind. Flirting with intent. Flirting when you mean it.

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By *eroLondonMan
41 weeks ago

Mayfair

I have nothing to add other than the fact there are two measures of Rum in ·foRum decoRum·

².

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
41 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

"If you've got a new photo you want to upload and really want the Fabs, start a photo challenge thread/ask to see photos like yours.

People will never know that's why you're really doing it."

That is genius! I definitely do the photo challenges the wrong way round

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
41 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

"Serious questions should be accompanied by a tasteful pic of the poster's genitals"

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By *nitter OP Woman
41 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

I have chuckled so much reading these. Thank you

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
41 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"I have nothing to add other than the fact there are two measures of Rum in ·foRum decoRum·

²."

Two fingers, you might even say.

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

"Real flirting’s fine though. The genuine kind. Flirting with intent. Flirting when you mean it."

You only flirt when you mean it?

Boy are you gonna be busy the next few months.

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By *illan-KillashMan
41 weeks ago

London/Sussex/Surrey/Berks/Hants

"In a "post above" thread always skip the 20 or so posters above to reply to that hot woman who is never gonna look twice at you.

If a guy flirts with you you must reply with a

, to appear "nice". Else you're a bitch.

Your biog is a pleasure to read, your photos are amazing, the pink hair is hot with a capital H.

Your forum posts make me

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
41 weeks ago

Glasgow / London

"Boy are you gonna be busy the next few months."

I mean, that’s the dream.

Reality and practicality get in the way somewhat.

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By *gent CoulsonMan
41 weeks ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Never ask if they FAF

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By *eroLondonMan
41 weeks ago

Mayfair

"I have nothing to add other than the fact there are two measures of Rum in ·foRum decoRum·

².

Two fingers, you might even say."

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My dear chap — there are few on here who can take ³.

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By *hunky GentMan
41 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Blue underwear pics should be a must.

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Make sure to get a general feeling for how the post is going for the OP, and agree with the majority whether you agree or not.

Comments like ‘well this didn’t go how the op wanted’ insert smiling emoji.

Always works

Keeps you from being disagreed with

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By *glyBettyTV/TS
41 weeks ago

Sitting on the table

And don't forget to harbour long-term resentment over previous forum spats, and by all means allow them to seep into any future thread where your paths cross

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By *glyBettyTV/TS
41 weeks ago

Sitting on the table

Also, no matter what anyone else may try to claim, it's definitely piss

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By *eordieJeansCouple
41 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I don’t know. I just say what pops in my head and keep my fingers crossed that I don’t get a timeout. I’m doing quite well at the minute.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
41 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

You can't say

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By *ansoffateMan
41 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

You are part of the forum so the decorum is as much up to you as it is anyone else.

Well apart from the mods, it would be chaos without them of course.

The walls would be caked in blood and glitter. And Cake probably too.

If all else fails mention cake.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
41 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

"Real flirting’s fine though. The genuine kind. Flirting with intent. Flirting when you mean it."

*checks verification and nods sagely…

(You need to imagine the camera panning in on the guy nodding sagely gif)

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
41 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

The only rule is, and it’s also my rule for life - don’t be a dick. Pretty much covers everything

Mrs TMN x

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By *lexm87Man
41 weeks ago

Various

"The only rule is, and it’s also my rule for life - don’t be a dick. Pretty much covers everything

Mrs TMN x"

This, time and again, proves to be true. Combine with 'would you say that to a bloke in a pub?' and you have the core principles of the major religions.

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

The stories and fantasy section is there for a reason

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
41 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"The only rule is, and it’s also my rule for life - don’t be a dick. Pretty much covers everything

Mrs TMN x

This, time and again, proves to be true. Combine with 'would you say that to a bloke in a pub?' and you have the core principles of the major religions. "

I know, right? I also apply the rule of "would I say that to/about that person if they weren’t (insert protected characteristic here)?"

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By *rHotNottsMan
41 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Always serve your cream in a saucer "

Meow

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
41 weeks ago

Reading

Don't start thread after thread that are purely lookatme threads. They just clog the board up.

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By *hil most chillMan
41 weeks ago

South East & Europe

If you're not getting the attention you need, blame The Clique

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By *TG3Man
41 weeks ago

Dorchester

"If you faux flirt with anyone and everyone you will never meet with who you do.

You can faux flirt with one person then another, then another and that makes each one feel more special

K"
lol well whatever works for you you certainly rock your pics

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
41 weeks ago

Leeds

Don’t be honest it upsets people.

The mr

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By *ansoffateMan
41 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

"Don’t be honest it upsets people.

The mr "

As does being dishonest, though.

Do you think there's an optimal level of honesty, whereby the least people are upset?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
41 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Don’t be honest it upsets people.

The mr

As does being dishonest, though.

Do you think there's an optimal level of honesty, whereby the least people are upset?"

I love how your brain works

I think people like honesty when it doesn’t make them feel uncomfortable.

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

Remember, you're here to fuck strangers so get off your high horse when it comes to judging other people's kinks and actions

P.S.

piss in my mouth and wrap your hands round my neck

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By *ansoffateMan
41 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

"Don’t be honest it upsets people.

The mr

As does being dishonest, though.

Do you think there's an optimal level of honesty, whereby the least people are upset?

I love how your brain works

I think people like honesty when it doesn’t make them feel uncomfortable.

Mrs TMN x"

Why thank you, I try to love my brain too, I have to - I'm stuck with it.

I think you are spot on. I like how your brain works too.

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By (user no longer on site)
41 weeks ago

"Always fold in your flaps. "

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By *hatKlungeEnigmaMan
41 weeks ago

St Leonards

1) No jokes about poo

2) **THROW MASSIVE SHITTER BOMB**

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By *nitter OP Woman
41 weeks ago

the land of tall tales and yarn

"1) No jokes about poo

2) **THROW MASSIVE GLITTER BOMB**"

Fifo

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
41 weeks ago

Leeds

"Don’t be honest it upsets people.

The mr

As does being dishonest, though.

Do you think there's an optimal level of honesty, whereby the least people are upset?"

Nah fuck em. Let them be upset.

The mr

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By *ustAnotherMan
41 weeks ago

Mids

Behaviour breeds behaviour

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
41 weeks ago

North West

"Behaviour breeds behaviour "

I thought people bred hotwives. Shows what I know

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By *iaisonseekerMan
41 weeks ago

Liverpool

Never delete your profile without starting a Forum thread to announce your intention to do so.

Financial/lifestyle/medical/legal advice is eagerly accepted from unqualified strangers.

It is never tiresome to ask questions that can be answered through a simple Google search.

It is compulsory for females to have boob pics ready to send in the event of them being requested in thirsty threads.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
41 weeks ago

Markfield

You can only post links to certain sites. Check the rules.

No watersports.

The green arrow and search bar are amazingly revealing!

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