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By *undayGirl 69 OP   Woman
25 weeks ago

Coalville

I was in a bar the other day and this lovely fella came over and said “you’d be much more attractive with cum over your face” and it got me thinking… Fellas, let’s say you were in a pub and there’s two women of equal attractiveness, but one had cum all over her face. Which one would you go for?

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By *r.ZeistolfMan
25 weeks ago

Nottingham

That's a trick question, who's cum is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
25 weeks ago


"I was in a bar the other day and this lovely fella came over and said “you’d be much more attractive with cum over your face” and it got me thinking… Fellas, let’s say you were in a pub and there’s two women of equal attractiveness, but one had cum all over her face. Which one would you go for?

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Depends if its my cum

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By *assionate explorer 1Man
25 weeks ago

Folkestone


"I was in a bar the other day and this lovely fella came over and said “you’d be much more attractive with cum over your face” and it got me thinking… Fellas, let’s say you were in a pub and there’s two women of equal attractiveness, but one had cum all over her face. Which one would you go for?

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That's a tricky one.

Is she a hook up, or for wifey? lol

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By *exysoul888TV/TS
25 weeks ago

Newcastle


"I was in a bar the other day and this lovely fella came over and said “you’d be much more attractive with cum over your face” and it got me thinking… Fellas, let’s say you were in a pub and there’s two women of equal attractiveness, but one had cum all over her face. Which one would you go for?

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I prefer a blank canvas

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By *xydadbodMan
25 weeks ago

Milton keynes

This is like the whole "there something about Mary" scene all over again

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By *ellinever70Woman
25 weeks ago

Ayrshire

He doesn't sound very lovely if he thinks that's a good way to approach women

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By *ife NinjaMan
25 weeks ago

Dunfermline

He's quite the charmer

I'd prefer no cum, thanks. Can't have a smooch if you're all messy

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By *illy IdolMan
25 weeks ago

Midlands

If it's in Coalville, the one without 6 fingers

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
25 weeks ago

Southampton

I've even told I'd be really pretty if I wasn't so fat ... before now

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman
25 weeks ago

somewhere


"I've even told I'd be really pretty if I wasn't so fat ... before now "

I was playing truth or dare with someone late last year and I asked the guy I was seeing "what is your least favourite part of my body" he looked at my belly and said "your belly is a bit big" and winced as he said it...um ok, you seem to like it when you see horny kneeding it like you see making a sourdough loaf and kissing it. Really bothered me.

Anyhoo, I would go for the one without cum on her face because so many questions!

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
25 weeks ago

Southampton


"I've even told I'd be really pretty if I wasn't so fat ... before now

I was playing truth or dare with someone late last year and I asked the guy I was seeing "what is your least favourite part of my body" he looked at my belly and said "your belly is a bit big" and winced as he said it...um ok, you seem to like it when you see horny kneeding it like you see making a sourdough loaf and kissing it. Really bothered me.

Anyhoo, I would go for the one without cum on her face because so many questions!"

Ouch

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